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JayDee , in If only life was this simple

That’s what fishing’s for I hear

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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That’s when you go to the lake and drink beer, right?

grue , in funny because true

As an older millennial I use the phone just fine, thank you very much.

It’s Facebook and other random proprietary crap being used for IRL communications (especially important stuff like community associations, etc.) that I can’t deal with.

arefx ,

I refuse to use Facebook and any time I hear someone talking about using it I just think of how much better off everyone would be without it. I haven’t used it in probably 5 years but I could only imagine it has got worse.

Screwthehole ,

It’s the only Marketplace in the use where I live. Sucks so bad but I have to have it for work

protput ,

I make an exception for WhatsApp because I (and literally everyone in our country) uses this instead of SMS. I never use SMS.

SubArcticTundra , in Population per capita in Europe
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I’m sorry but Germany is unusually high, something must be wrong

Tymothy , in Potato, anyone?

It’s a… Dick tater.

dynamojoe , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Simply working leads to reduced income. If your raises aren’t keeping up with inflation, you’ve been effectively paid less with every paycheck. And now the worker is expected to increase expense and lose free time in order to get paid less, just to prop up someone else’s real estate investments? Fuck that. You want me to come in? Start by paying me more.

zikk_transport2 ,

But but…but aren’t you working NOT for the money?! Money isn’t important! We are all family here!

/s

charonn0 , in Potato, anyone?
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At least it’s not a turnip.

DrMoronicAcid ,

It looks just like a thingy!

EpicFailGuy , in Population per capita in Europe
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@slashasdf

Why is Kosovo not 1? .... ohhhhhh

eatham ,
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What happened in Kosovo?

CarbonIceDragon ,
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I think the joke is that these kind of data-over-map graphics almost never have data for Kosovo.

Emanuel ,

No data

treesoid ,

Cannot divide by zero

neblem , in Population per capita in Europe

This shouldn’t be this funny.

Diabolo96 , in If only life was this simple

You know when in movies and shows they add some sort of short scene of what could’ve happened if such or such thing happened. I have hyperphantasia and it’s like that for me but instead of being useful am in constant panic because my brain project in my eyes the worst case scenario of any slightly dangerous situation like it’s really happening. It sucks.

TheGoldenGod OP ,
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I do that, but I assumed it was more anxiety. It used to take roughly an hour to fall asleep, but that’s cut down due to a memory ritual I have that keeps me to preoccupied. It’s a little silly, but I rebuild the entirety of the city of Balmora from Elder Scrolls 3, in my imagination/mind’s eye. Building it item by item and have to hold each item in view as I add more.

Diabolo96 , (edited )

That’s hyperphantasia. My brain too take me on weird adventures before sleep, but for me it can happen without any control over it like some sort of flashback. It doesn’t last long, like a 2-3 seconds . When kid i always had this sort of hallucination that would happen randomly where i open a door very slowly and in the other side is some sort of library and in the center a huge hourglass spinning. All happening in slow motion.

ChewbaccasClitoris , in Potato, anyone?
@ChewbaccasClitoris@lemmy.nz avatar

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in your bum.

Obi , in If only life was this simple
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It’s called drugs. Unfortunately there are side effects.

Palerider ,
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Yeah, it’s fucking up my liver…

donut4ever , in If only life was this simple
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I’ve actually been achieving this exact same thing when I try to sleep at night by smoking CBD before bed. Literally one hit and my mind is completely empty then I just fall asleep within minutes. Such a fucking life saver.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
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CBD is great! I used CBD flower and a Dynavap to quit smoking cigarettes and I’ve been smoke free for years. Less stressed out too.

Meditating is another good way to quiet your mind, but that takes more time and practice. Still worth it though IMO. Same for exercise, even if you’re just going on walks or something.

donut4ever ,
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I exercise like there is no tomorrow. I lift like a maniac and walk between 2 - 5 miles in the park 4 days a week. Still have so much shit to think about at night. CBD is THE life saver. I have literally been struggling with sleep my whole life :(

OberonSwanson ,
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Never tried CBD, any suggestions where to start? Good night’s sleep feels like looking for the lost island of Atlantis these days.

donut4ever ,
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There are two kinds that I know of. There is upper and downer. Upper is indica and downer is sativa. You need to try both and see what works best for you, as each one works different on different people. Downer made me stress a lot. I couldn’t continue with it. Upper relaxes me a lot and I don’t stress. Try both and see which is better for you.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod , in Population per capita in Europe
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This is insensitive to those who suffer from multiple personality disorder and pregnant women

Logh ,

I like the idea of population/capita as yet another indicator fertility.

Semi-Hemi-Demigod ,
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Counting twins and triplets would make it even more interesting

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Also amputations. I’m at 0.93

PotatoesFall , in PLEAAASSEE PLEASE COME BACK TO THE OFFICE PLS

Sure, some people work better when surrounded by colleagues. Those people usually know that and will seek out on-site work, because it probably also makes them happier.

People who are more efficient at home probably also feel better at home and will seek out remote work.

If you want a much smaller hiring pool, more office upkeep costs and more transport emissions, sure make everyone come into the office… it’s so dumb to do this.

IMO if your sector lends itself to remote work and it’s not working for your company, you’re doing something else wrong.

Mark_is_on_his_droid ,

Yeah but they are also the ones who are gonna get promoted

Nalivai ,

A lot of my colleagues want for everyone to be in office. Their justification is “well, when everyone is in office, I can just walk to a person and ask them for help”. Which is why it’s a bit annoying to work there as a knowledgeable person, everyone always asking you to help them, constantly.
Guess where are all the knowledgeable people going.

PotatoesFall ,

As a more extroverted person and a people-pleaser, people wanting my help is the dream. Also great for negotiating wages.

But yeah I can see how it can be annoying too!

Nalivai ,

It’s nice sometimes, when you don’t have anything better to do. Sharing the knowledge is a genuine pleasure.
It’s infuriating if you need to focus on something.

danielton ,
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Sure, some people work better when surrounded by colleagues. Those people usually know that and will seek out on-site work, because it probably also makes them happier.

Bingo, some of us actually do like to get out of the house and physically go to work. It seems like everybody except corporate shills think that the whole world wants to work from home, but it would honestly drive me crazy.

But as you said, people like me are going to seek out jobs where that’s the expectation at the outset. It’s shitty to pull a bait and switch and force everybody to come in when they are used to working from home.

Knightfox ,

Broski, my commute is typically 45 min by car each way. On the days I’m in the office I work 10+ days to avoid the traffic.

danielton ,
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Ok, but just because you prefer working from home and have a long commute doesn’t mean everybody else does.

rafa , in Potato, anyone?

Haha dick funny.

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