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IDew , in Mind blown!
therealjcdenton , in “It’s sick”

Biden says trump assassination attempt is radical, sick, and even gnarly

mydoomlessaccount ,

Reports that the president was later heard remarking to staffers that, in addition, it was also, “mega bodacious,” and “tubular to the max.” Unsubstantiated rumors follow that the president punctuated this statement with a “cowabunga.” More as this develops.

ichbinjasokreativ , in silly goose

It wasn’t apparent gunshots, it was a full on assasination attempt. The shooter hit his ear, there was blood on his head while SS got him to his car. An inch to the left and you’d all be celebrating.

This will be downplayed by the media, won’t it?

Lemminary ,

It may have been breaking news and no information was out when it was posted but idk.

And while I wouldn’t have been disappointed, it would’ve also been scary, so no, I won’t be celebrating. This is a horrible event. Trump should lose at the polls fair and square and face his legal debt.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

Sane take, thanks

DJDarren ,

Funny really that his protection squad are the SS.

ichbinjasokreativ ,

Literally the same for every (ex)president

DJDarren ,

Yes, I know.

saltesc ,

But did you know polar bears have black skin?

FiniteLooper ,

This exact reason is why they normally go by the USSS

spujb OP ,

it’s not being downplayed dawg it’s the media doing due diligence. this was breaking news at the time they have to wait till, usually multiple, reports verify the story.

too_high_for_this ,

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

ichbinjasokreativ ,

We too make jokes about it being called SS

zarathustrad ,

If you see them at the IHOP they are called the “Waffling USSS”.

Also accepted is just saying it phonetically like “Us” but with a lisssssp.

Excrubulent , (edited )
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I’ve also heard that the glass from the teleprompter cut him and the bullet didn’t graze him, which would explain the big slashes of blood all over his face.

I mean it could be either at this stage but it wasn’t necessarily as close as that.

EDIT: The downvotes are weird. We literally don’t know exactly what happened and I’m just pointing that out. People are cranky I guess.

Edit 2: I understand enough now to know that it probably did graze him, based on this photo: …cnn.com/…/doug-mills-trump-rally-photo-src-digvi…

I wouldn’t trust him when he says he was shot, because he’s a liar and even then he could’ve mistaken a piece of debris for a bullet. He wouldn’t know, but that photo does make it seem like he definitely did come very close to buying it. If he was grazed, that also puts paid to the idea it was a false flag. Like, you don’t shoot that close to someone you’re not trying to kill.

Two things about this: firstly if he did indeed move just slightly at the critical moment, it explains why it was such a near miss. Secondly, if the bullet had hit him, that would’ve been a VERY different photo.

barsquid ,

It would be one of the less awful timelines if Donald was unable take up the Long Knife which the corrupt SCOTUS has set out for him.

MewtwoLikesMemes , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

What is this? A crossover episode?

Thann , in “It’s sick”
@Thann@lemmy.ml avatar

How sick was it from ollie to kick-flip?

Siethron ,

Noseear-grind

MewtwoLikesMemes , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

Yes, but’s what the area code?

sxan , in The worst pick-up line I've ever gotten
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

The Death of the Author.

She didn’t get blatantly bigoted until after the series.

Maven OP ,

There’s an entire section of the books about how slavery is okay because the slaves like it actually

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

What? Which book? In the original septilogy?

Glemek ,

House elves

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Do they? We see, what, two examples: the first, one who is overjoyed when freed; the other, a villainous character who echoes the morals of the slave owners. Where’s the evidence they like being slaves, outside of slave owners saying they do?

Glemek ,

Winky becomes an inconsolable drunk after being freed.

The hogwarts elves cease cleaning the gryffindor common room because they are insulted by Hermione’s leaving knitted caps and sweaters around for them, and generally avoid and shame dobby and winky.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Ah. Stockholm syndrome. But, probably not what she meant, that’s true.

Drivebyhaiku ,

There are many examples of House Elves in the books who treat essentially the single one who was freed and happy about it as an abnormality. Look at how Dobby is reacted to by every other house elf. Hermione’s advocacy that they have autonomy is ultimately treated as being something only an extreme minority of their population would want and her continued efforts treated as comedy.

Effectively house elves are narrativly speaking a subservient slave species whom treating poorly is narrativly punished… but emancipation is not desired by the whole and they feel fulfilled as long as their masters treat them well. The profiting from their labor is framed as mutually beneficial.

Schadrach ,

They’re a nonhuman species and one probably shouldn’t assign human views and norms to them.

But then I’ve always preferred scifi and fantasy where the various other species aren’t just humans with weird ears but are actually very different than humans. Stuff like Three Worlds Collide or the Crystal Society trilogy for examples that are free online.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Hm. I’ll take your word for it. I had mostly checked out by halfway through the series; once Potter started acting like a petulant teen (which was probably the most realistic writing of the series, but also the most infuriatingly annoying) I stopped caring. I finished the series through sheer momentum but I think I skimmed too much, because I must have missed most of this.

I concede the debate.

asteriskeverything ,

I feel like that was more so her self insert, hermoinie, can be “on the right side of history”

This is my little headcannon theory and not a hill I even wanna fight on, so if there are blatant holes I’m interested I’m hearing but also keep in mind this is just something I “believe” because it amuses me.

Maven OP ,

Hermione is basically ridiculed and becomes a stereotypical “irrational activist” character during it. If she was trying to make Hermione the one in the right here she did everything she could to make her look like she was in the wrong.

asteriskeverything ,

Yeah I know and agree. It is her self insert or who she “identified” with the most, so I hand wave the plot holes of my theory away with the same literary finesse Jk Rowling has exhibited in recent decade or two. Like I said, not a hill I’m even willing to fight on lol.

The reality is she is an awful racist person, but I like to make both things true in my headcannon. Idk doesn’t everyone have loose silly things they kinda choose to believe in for fun?

Drivebyhaiku ,

I don’t know if Hermione is strictly a self insert any more than her other characters are, we just sort of assume that because she’s the girl. Oftentimes we see Rowling pop up in the framing devices and not the characters themselves. We are always drawn to some conclusion the plot wants us to. Often what Hermione does is a lampshading technique. She brings up the issues around moral issues but we are lead to see her concerns and advocacy as invalid as the plot makes them inconvenient or proven to be incorrect. It’s the actions speak louder senario. What the characters individually say is not wholly important because from an authorial standpoint some of them are intended to be misguided and Hermione is framed as good-hearted but ultimately misguided.

Hermione’s sense of moral objection is treated more often as a flaw, an annoyance to her peers and unneeded or even counter to the needs of by the people she is advocating for. She is more closely aligned to a caracature of how JKR veiws advocates of minority rights then a reflection of her own advocacy. That every other character tends to just ignore Hermione isn’t veiwed as a tragic instance. It’s played for comedy.

whoreticulture ,

Yeah head canons make sense in fandom, but you’re just putting your head in the sand and then saying “lol I don’t care”

asteriskeverything ,

Where am I putting my head in the sand? I don’t disagree with anyone’s remarks at all, fully agree, and see nothing to criticize even. I ALSO amuse myself with this little story.

(The rest isn’t really at you and more I am on a roll now) I DONT actually care ABOUT my headcannon. Shit dude was I not clear it isnt an opinion I actually hold? I guess I should have disclaimed with all the “plot holes” I am aware don’t make this fit well too?

××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××× Oh gosh this is now just a ramble I’m sorry I don’t expect anyone to read this) ××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××××

So here they are… (cuz I was trying to be succinct in my OP and fight the urge to ramble and over explain, here I am giving in fully. )

Every single aspect of the house elves is treated like a joke, haha look at this muggle who doesn’t understand and making a big deal of having a species completely and utterly subservient to wizards and witches. They NEED it to live happy lives, pretending it is genetic trait they all have and not idk centuries of being enslaved. How do they even reproduce?? Do they get conjugal visits? Are they set up to breed much like how people do with cattle, horses, purebred pets? Do female pregnant house elves get maternity leave and how does that work someone would please ask JK Rowling about this, I’m sure there is some system in place that looks absolutely nothing like slavery did /s

It is only “bad” for doby and he had a family that abused him. And he knew their plotting to kill a kid that had been a beacon of hope or awe

Hermoine is full blast white savior complex about it and never once LISTENS to what the elves say or ask them what changes they would like to have. Even in the bs fantasy of a species born to serve, there should be things they would still like to have. She isn’t even GOOD at it. Which is fine for a kid, just pointing out another way Rowling made hermoine a total joke.

Rowling also gives it the most ridiculous name that is clearly meant to ridicule hermoine even more… by giving it a name to have her club or whatever be able to be called SPEW for short. SPEW

And she doesn’t help a single elf. Harry does and he is also the only one to treat them as individuals.

IRRC Dumbledore does do something in some way maybe just reassure her the elves are treated more like employees at hogwarts but she doesn’t feel reassured at all and still keeps at it.

ULTIMATELY what I truly feel and believe about this little story and lore from the books is that Rowling is worse than she is given credit for. She not only seems to have this at best subconscious belief that some people are suited for slavery

She also shows a similar subconscious belief or bias that progressive people speaking against the status quo are naive, silly, idealists going through a phase and that when they understand how the world actually works they will agree with the status quo. The entire vibe I get is like the characters are giving hermoine head pats and eye rolls and calling her a silly girl.

That said dude it was like, early y2k we were still patting ourselves on the back for Will and Grace. The internet didn’t show you so many people’s random opinions. We did not have the type of discussions we have now, because now we have SO many points of view we can learn aboit. Now we can be aware of the more nuanced problems of systematic racism, the patriarchy, ableism, and more. Basically if she weren’t so awful now I don’t think we would be so critical of HER personally and instead critical of the artwork itself but disconnected as a product of the time and not a product of the artist. Jk Rowling makes the former impossible and the latter almost mandatory where she keeps saying more shit that suddenly new aspects of the series has different context with this new light.

Thanks. Sorry, I am in a mood to ramble tonight with poor self editing.

then_three_more ,

Even if that were the case the salves should been shown that freedom was better ( they like it because of Stockholm syndrome or something). By the end they should have been freed. Instead we’re just shown that you should be nice to your slaves (Harry and Kreacher).

asteriskeverything ,

Yeah

Instead she made it like hermoine is wrong and the elves really do love being completely subservient to another species to the point of abuse and literally having no choice but to stay unless you’re given CLOTHING. It’s the most wild fucked up obvious lowest rung of society that desperately needs advocates and just… kinda stops there. It would be one thing if they just existed and we all later were like wait rhats messed up, like with the goblins. But no she brought attention to it throughout the book made it a whole side plot and absolutely nothing was ever accomplished. I think even later books sort of call back to this in a humorous way.

But I still like to imagine my headcannon being it. It makes me laugh more than being just a plain bigot does. It’s funnier if she is writing something she thinks a moral good character would do as her self insert and just still fails so miserably.

OsaErisXero ,

She does not meet the conditions for Death of the Author to apply, unless you know something I don't

Kecessa ,

The condition is that the book is available for people to read, isn’t it?

Revan343 ,

It was a morbid joke

SkyezOpen ,

It just means the author’s intent is ignored in interpreting the work. Like if you, the reader, decide “the sky is gray” is a reflection of the main character’s inner turmoil, that’s what it means. Even if the author was just foreshadowing some rain, your interpretation is correct because death of the author means the reader’s interpretation is the correct one. It’s kind of silly, but it also lets people find new meaning in art and I think that’s neat.

People use it as “enjoy the art but fuck the artist” but I don’t think that’s entirely accurate, unless they’re choosing to interpret certain parts of the books as not coming from a problematic place.

Maven OP ,

From what I’ve noticed online, (yes I know this is anecdotal) people tend to throw out the death of the author as a way of saying “I know this person is shitty and paying for this is actively funding hate but also I am going to keep giving them money anyway”.

Like, yes… You should be allowed to enjoy the things that you enjoy… But also… Stop funding the death of trans people

idiomaddict ,

I just read the fanfic. Though I absolutely don’t talk about it in public because the stuff I like is basically all pornographic. I definitely know all the trivia, but I don’t support jk Rowling financially (anymore, I did purchase the original series as it came out, but I haven’t otherwise paid for anything Harry Potter).

I just like the world and the fanfic possibilities of Draco Malfoy.

Maven OP ,

My Immortal is the only fanfiction ever

idiomaddict ,

It’s the only one* I talk about in public.

There’s also an erotic squid/castle fic that’s absolutely hilarious

Twinklebreeze ,

Death of the author means I can still listen to Ignition, but I have to kill R Kelly if I ever see him.

steeznson ,

My mind is telling me “no”…

EldritchFeminity ,

Not blatantly, but there are signs of it even in the first book; and as the books go on, you can see almost in real time her political views shift from criticizing the system to defending it as she started becoming wealthy and benefiting from the system.

I highly recommend watching Shaun’s 2 hour video on the subject, as it goes into great detail on the subject and makes for perfect podcast material.

Some highlights include:

  • Obesity as a moral failing - want to make a character seem bad? Just make them fat!
  • Masculine features as a negative trait for women (sound familiar?) - want to make a teenage girl bad (and ugly) but don’t want to make her fat? Just talk over and over about her “mannish hands” and sharp jawline.
  • Token minority characters that are often stereotypes or border on racism - the black kid is named Shacklebolt, the Asian girl is named two single syllable last names (might as well have called her Ching Chong), the 12 year old Irish kid is obsessed with turning drinks into whiskey and blowing stuff up, etc.
  • The defense of the slavery of house elves using the exact same arguments that slave owners used before the Civil War in the US mentioned by somebody else, with a bonus criticism of Hermione as a girl with blue hair and pronouns for questioning and trying to change the system.
  • There are no good or bad actions, only good or bad people. It’s okay for the right people to use the torture spell, because they’re the "good guys."
  • And a resolution that basically resolves nothing. Harry doesn’t kill Voldemort, he kills himself due to a magic technicality, and Harry goes on to become a magic cop to ensure the flawed system that the early books criticized doesn’t change.
LaLuzDelSol ,

I feel like most of those things are not accurate, or are not good faith criticism. It’s worth remembering that until the whole trans thing, the Harry Potter series was seen as very liberal to the point where some conservatives boycotted it.

-Harry isn’t a “cop”, like hes not walking the beat arresting people, hes a dark wizard catcher. Which is perfectly rational given dark wizards killed his parents and they’re pretty explicitly fascists.

-a pretty huge part of the books is devoted to how good people can do bad things and bad people can do good things. Barty Crouch Sr is a whole character who is there to show how the good guys can end up being nearly as bad and brutal as the bad guys because they think the ends justify the means and in times of crisis people are willing to compromise their morals.

-Hermione is ridiculed for sticking up for house elves but she’s also right, as Harry starts to realize by the end of the books. It’s worth noting that the two most steadfast supporters of house elves are Hermione and dumbledore, aka Rowlings “always right about everything” characters

-Seamus is pretty yikesy in the movies but 90% of the stuff isn’t in the books. Idk I thought he was a little racist, although still ultimately a good guy. Cho Chang has a stereotypical name but so what? I don’t think it’s racist in itself. I literally work with a guy named Ying Yang.

-I don’t think obesity is used as a failing, gluttony is used as a failing, as in a favorite expression among leftists, the “fat cat”. There are plenty of other overweight characters that are good and righteous like Ms Weasly, Slughorn (kinda), and Hagrid.

-I’m not sure who you’re referring to with regards to describing teenage females as unattractive but that seems kinda cherry picked. Harry ends up with Ginny who in the books is described as a tomboy. The biggest female villain is arguably Umbridge who is very stereotypically feminine

I’m not defending Rowling as a person at all, or her statements about trans people, but the criticism of Harry potter feels very much like going back and reexamining them with an agenda. You can do the same uncharitable thing with any fantasy series. Hell, off the top of my head I can think of much worse criticisms of lord of the rings or game of thrones but people don’t seem to want to nitpick those the same way.

Maven OP ,

Id recommend watching the video that was linked in that comment. The points they gave were very much just summaries that don’t include the evidence to back them up.

LaLuzDelSol ,

Fair enough, I will check it out when I get the chance.

uis ,

and Hagrid

I don’t think Hagrid is obese. At least in books.

LaLuzDelSol ,

Well, based off the little illustrations in each chapter he’s pretty similar to how he was portrayed in the movies. You can look up Mary grandpré hagrid to see what I would guess is Rowlings original vision.

Schadrach ,

Harry isn’t a “cop”, like hes not walking the beat arresting people, hes a dark wizard catcher. Which is perfectly rational given dark wizards killed his parents and they’re pretty explicitly fascists.

He’s part of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, the closest thing to his job IRL would be something like a cop in a gang task force.

I literally work with a guy named Ying Yang.

I had two professors in college named Bing Yang and Chingmin Yang. Both math professors. Had one for probability and statistics and the other for discrete math.

I’m not defending Rowling as a person at all, or her statements about trans people, but the criticism of Harry potter feels very much like going back and reexamining them with an agenda.

Because that’s exactly what it is. It’s mostly people that were huge fans that know the books well enough for those kinds of analyses, and they mostly didn’t start these kinds of positions on them until JK said things about trans people.

And TERFy stuff was still common enough just 15 years ago that when Mary Daly died all the big feminist sites wrote these glowing memorials about how she was so influential to their feminist beliefs and then most issued an apology, retraction or the like when they realized the size of their trans audience.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Yeah, that doesn’t surprise me, I guess. Money changes people; status and power changes people.

Obesity as a moral failing - want to make a character seem bad? Just make them fat

Although, there were fat good guys, and many non-fat bad guys. There wasn’t a particularly late amount of obesity in the books. That point seems a stretch, to me.

Token minority characters that are often stereotypes or border on racism - the black kid is named Shacklebolt, the Asian girl is named two single syllable last names (might as well have called her Ching Chong),

Schacklebolt is pretty bad, but I think we also have to consider Rowling’s cultural upbringing. Of she were from the US, it would be blatantly shocking. The UK didn’t have systemic domestic slavery based on race; I don’t know that it’s fair to judge her based on US critical race theory; the UK has it’s own version, for sure, but it has different foundations.

As for Cho Chang, it is common for Chinese proper names to have two syllables (2 and 3 character names account for over 99% of the given names - 1 syllable named account for 0.6%). I don’t remember her background, but if any of her recent ancestors (parents, grandparents) were immigrants, then it would be less believable and more forced for her to not have a multi-syllable name.

Rowling has enough criticizable behavior; we don’t have to exaggerate by turning otherwise non- controversial facts into issues.

the 12 year old irish kid is obsessed with turning drinks into whiskey and blowing stuff up, etc.

That’s most 12 y/o boys, but making it the Irish kid is a fair point.

I think nearly all of these ignore counter-examples where, e.g., every other Irish person in the family isn’t an IRA stand-in. That also ignore the fact that every true villain is WAS(P), and that the “crazy” character is so white she’s practically albino.

The defense of the slavery of house elves using the exact same

It’s defense only used by villains. Hermione actively pursues ending the practice, and it’s described as being a terrible practice. How does the fact that villains - and only villains, or in one case, inherited - in the books practice slavery condemn Rowling?

criticism of Hermione as a girl with blue hair and pronouns for questioning and trying to change the system.

Are we ignoring that Hermione was one of the four, central hero’s of each of the novels? I don’t remember any criticism of her except by the establishment.

There are no good or bad actions, only good or bad people. It’s okay for the right people to use the torture spell, because they’re the “good guys.”

Yeah. I agree, there’s a lot of questionable justification of behavior in this. I mean, everyone lets slide the exact same justifications in GoT, but, hey.

And a resolution that basically resolves nothing. Harry doesn’t kill Voldemort, he kills himself due to a magic technicality, and Harry goes on to become a magic cop to ensure the flawed system that the early books criticized doesn’t change.

Agreed. An utterly unsatisfying resolution, which I interpreted as a statement that there are no good and bad people, just good and bad behavior. When the key hero turns out to be not such a hero in the end; when you expect something more noble, but what you get is reality - good doesn’t always triumph, people in wars die indiscriminately, and in the end centuries of established practices continue and survive intact despite great upheaval… yup! It’s a depressing statement, but I still think it was a statement.

I think Rowling changed as money changed her; she hid bigotry less as she became convinced of the armor of her own popularity; but she also had a kid who grew and changed in time with the novels, and she changed the story to match the loss of innocence and realization that fighting the establishment is hard, expensive, and not guaranteed to succeed. The good guys do not always win; they don’t always survive the encounter coming out the same person they started as.

I won’t defend Rowling, but I also think some of the criticisms are reaching, merely in an attempt to vilify her as much as possible mainly for her homophobic views. Which, ironically, there were no examples of in her novels, and so nothing to call her out about except by its absence.

reddithalation ,

hermione was criticized a lot by pretty much everyone when she tried to free the house elves and made badges etc.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Isn’t that the fate of any activist in a communal group? And, in the end, she was right, wasn’t she? Isn’t it better to teach that activism will usually be met with resistance, by even your friends, than to teach people to expect your revelation of inequality to suddenly be universally be adopted by your peer group?

Kusimulkku ,

the black kid is named Shacklebolt

I’m probably missing context but what’s wrong with the name?

Asian girl is named two single syllable last names

But isn’t that extremely common? I personally know like three people like that and I know a pretty limited number of people from East Asia.

IzzyScissor ,

Shacklebolt = Shackled and bolted down = Enslaved

Not a great name for basically the only black person in the books.

Cho Chang = Both are Chinese or Korean LAST names. ‘Cho’ isn’t a first name in any Asian language, so she’s mixing and matching languages and cultures. She also only describes her as ‘Asian’ in the books, furthering how little effort was put in.

It’s like saying ‘Lombardi Fernandez’ is a European name. Ignorant on multiple accounts.

Kusimulkku ,

Shacklebolt = Shackled and bolted down = Enslaved

Oh okay, I didn’t make that connection. I wonder if it was intentional, that’d be lol

Cho Chang = Both are Chinese or Korean LAST names. ‘Cho’ isn’t a first name in any Asian language, so she’s mixing and matching languages and cultures. She also only describes her as ‘Asian’ in the books, furthering how little effort was put in.

I don’t know, does every character need that sort of specific cultural background associated with them? You give the example of “Lombardi Fernandez” and just describing that person as “European” or Latino or something liket that would seem totally fine to me. Actually the name being a mix could serve as a purposeful way of having their background be more vague not to tie it down in a specific country or even culture.

And with the name not being “correct”, doesn’t she use some wacky names for characters anyway? So it’s not like name authenticity otherwise is respected iirc.

IzzyScissor ,

Sort of, but she gave most people realistic names, it’s only with people further outside the central narrative that gets weird, and it goes further than just the name. I referred to my made-up character as ‘European’ and used common Spanish and Italian last names, which would be weird, but fine by itself. However, imagine if they were the ONLY white character in the entire book, and JK only wrote about how “Lombardi loved pasta and naps” as their main characteristics.

Cho Chang is a popular and smart girl who struggles with always listening to her parents, but suddenly becomes dumb around Harry because “she can’t focus around him”. She’s basically just a ManicPixieDreamGirl for Harry to have emotions about.

So, it’s not just about the name, it’s how the character is treated overall, and the way she’s treated is as a generic Asian romantic interest stereotype with a made-up name.

Kusimulkku ,

Ah, okay I get the issue now

Cryophilia ,

Shacklebolt = Shackled and bolted down = Enslaved

That’s such a fucking stretch you should open a yoga studio

silasmariner ,

I have kids now so I’ve read the first two books again and frankly I’m on the Dursleys’ side. Harry is a shit

uis ,
  • Obesity as a moral failing - want to make a character seem bad? Just make them fat!

I don’t remember seeing it. At least in translated version. Who? Don’t say Dursleys and Marge, they seem to have inherited condition.

the 12 year old Irish kid is obsessed with turning drinks into whiskey and blowing stuff up

https://lemm.ee/pictrs/image/d8585fa1-f847-4c57-8453-8cc43df693e7.jpeg

Well, Ireland is not Scottland, but close enough.

Agree on last two, bad writing.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Stop giving her more money to validate her current views.

Revan343 ,

Pirate anything JKR from here on out, got it

pyre ,

or don’t, your know, she’s bad at writing.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Acceptable, but I’d rather just indulge in better stories instead.

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

That’s a fair point, and if someone were to suggest less legal ways of acquiring her work, that would be acceptable.

svcg , in “It’s sick”

It’s also nasty.

HubertManne , in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I love people who think two seconds after someone yells gun a sniper is going to shoot someone. uvalde went on for hours.

Liz ,

Independent of Uvalde, it’s generally a bad idea as a sniper to just take someone else’s wors that the target you’re looking at is hostile. Kinda wanna confirm for yourself before you pull the trigger.

GluWu , in Mind blown!

bro fr

PeriodicallyPedantic , in “It’s sick”

😏
I see what you did there

kionite231 ,

Could you explain it to me? I don’t really know the meaning of “it’s sick” (Is it ill?)

Beardsley ,

Sick can be used either to refer to something unfortunate (as in ill), or to refer to something really awesome. It’s just casual American slang.

Fades , (edited )

Calling something sick is far more than unfortunate, it’s closer to demented or disgusting

dan ,
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It’s just casual American slang.

We used to use it in Australia in the 2000s too. If something was very awesome, it was “fully sick”.

TrippaSnippa ,

Thorpey says it’s fully sick!

dan ,
@dan@upvote.au avatar

I was thinking of that ad when I wrote the comment!

Fuckfuckmyfuckingass ,
@Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world avatar

Not to be confused with “ill” as in awesome.

amenji ,

Trump’s grazed in the ear, inches away from death. That’s sick, man.

someguy3 ,

Sick is said as a bad thing. But in teenager slang it can be used as something cool.

kionite231 ,

That’s why biden used this double meaning word… I see.

TrickDacy ,

He clearly didn’t intend it to mean anything else but the literal meaning

someguy3 ,

No. It only has that meaning if you’re 14 and very edgy. No adult will use it like a teenager would.

PeriodicallyPedantic , (edited )

Sick has had this meaning since like… The 70s or 80s. Its not just edgy teens. In fact I suspect that this has probably fallen out of favor with gen alpha.

So if anything, I think you probably have that exactly backwards

someguy3 ,

It’s been around for a long time but you stop using it like that once you have a sliver of adulthood. The point being that no Biden did not use it as a double entendre.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

I can practically feel the elitism oozing off you, through the Internet 🤣

someguy3 ,

And I can see through your personal attack. Cheers.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Yup, calling you out on a general attack sure is a personal attack. 10/10 mental gymnastics routine

grue ,

Still at least two generations newer than any slang Biden would use.

PeriodicallyPedantic ,

Oh for sure, my comment wasn’t literal. No way does Biden have the presence of mind to make a slick response like that

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

“The shooting was the bee’s knees.”

potpotato ,

nerd.

BeardedBlaze ,
@BeardedBlaze@lemmy.world avatar

Ah yes, only 14 year olds skateboard and/or surf. Lol

obinice ,
@obinice@lemmy.world avatar

It is totally ill bro

zarathustrad ,

Do you have a license, to ill?

Dave , (edited ) in Betrayal
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

Do you know how confusing it is that Thomas the Tank Engine has three blue, two red, and two green characters and they are the same shade of paint? We read Thomas books and my kid gets confused because Emily drives past Thomas, then meets Thomas coming down the line, past Thomas number 3.

I’m gonna guess British shops only sold three colours of paint in 1984?

FrostyTrichs ,
@FrostyTrichs@sh.itjust.works avatar

Do you know how confusing it is that Thomas the Tank Engine has the blue, two red, and two green characters and they are the same shade of paint? We read Thomas books and my kid gets confused because Emily drives past Thomas, then meets Thomas coming down the line, past Thomas number 3.

I’m gonna guess British shops only sold three colours of paint in 1984?

Such a trainsist, thinking all blue or green trains look the same. /s

Technofrood ,

Given Awdry was quite keen on accuracy to the real world engines (see the falling out with one of the first artists) I’m actually surprised there isn’t more consistency with the liveries. The Culdee Fell Railway has all engines with the same purple livery, and I think from memory the steam trains on the Skarloey Railway are red, which is more accurate to real life as generally each railway would have its own livery.

I think earlier on when there were fewer engines it was less of a problem as they all had fairly distinct shapes being based on different real engine classes Garden and pre rebuild Henry probably being the least distinct.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I think earlier on when there were fewer engines it was less of a problem as they all had fairly distinct shapes being based on different real engine classes

Even so, it’s hard explaining to a 4 year old no no that’s not Edward that’s Thomas look at the flat sides, the flat bits come further towards the front than on Edward.

Kernal64 , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist

The dollar sign comes before the number. Putting it behind the number is just another effect of micro plastics. 😢

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Yet another American convention that makes no damn sense

“Hmm yes, I am going to buy that ice cream for dollar one”

ccunning ,

Thinking this is an exclusively American convention is yet another effect of microplastics…

We’re dooooooomed 😭

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Sorry, too hungry, I ated them all 😞

I meant American and anglophone, don’t think I’ll forgive the British for that

Holzkohlen ,

It’s definitely not an EU thing. And the rest of the world don’t count, especially New Zealand.

RecluseRamble ,

NZ doesn’t even show on like half of the maps.

qjkxbmwvz ,

I dunno, seems reasonable to me in the same way that Spanish using “¿” at the beginning of a question makes sense.

That it’s inconsistent with other units is certainly annoying, but if anything I think it’s the more sensible way.

CoffeeJunkie ,

Spanish is definitely fucked, putting the adjective after the noun. You don’t pet the brown dog, you pet the dog brown.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5a171ed2-6e10-4b39-a3df-8f5f43273f7f.jpeg

lone_faerie ,

Idk, I kinda get it, adjectives are just descriptors. In Spanish, you can drop the end of the sentence and still get its meaning. You don’t pet the brown, you pet the dog.

zarathustrad ,

This dog is black, not.

TrousersMcPants ,

It’s a convention for writing checks. If the dollar amount on a check read “300.00$” there’s nothing stopping me from writing “1300.00$” on there. But if you put “$300.00” that number is enclosed on both sides and there is no chance of being able to modify it (without significantly more effort that can be much more easily noticed)

itslilith ,
@itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Do it like $1300.00$ to fuck with LaTeX/Markdown renderers

MTK , in “It’s sick”

It’s sick! 😎

Or?

It’s sick! 🤢

eezeebee , in We here at lemmy love the antichrist
@eezeebee@lemmy.ca avatar

Good good

Let the microplastics flow through you

aeronmelon ,

They’re apparently not giving me a choice in the matter.

zarathustrad ,

I try but they get stuck in my liver and kidneys.

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