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LittleBorat2 , in Or meet and cheese

The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues

scottmeme , in Mind blown!

Woah

Dkarma , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall

The fall came less than 10 years after america elected it’s first black man as president. That’s how long it took for racists to decide America just wasn’t that great after all.

ThrowawayPermanente , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall

You don’t understand, electoral reform means fascists and communists would sometimes get elected to congress

reev , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?

A Bojack reference on Lemmy, today is a good day.

Matriks404 , in Trump Airpods

Are there bluetooth earphones that are connected by wire and share the same battery for both pieces?

EddoWagt ,

LG used to have something like that with their Tone, not sure if they are still around

bonn2 ,

Yeah they have been around for ages. I have some DeWalts that work pretty well

theonyltruemupf ,

DeWalt? I thought they did ladders and power tools

bonn2 ,

They do

imPastaSyndrome ,

Yeah look for “athletic” ones and it has a loose band that connects behind your head

philipsdirk ,

I used the Anker SoundBuds for a few years. I think they were pretty good

Psythik ,

Yes they’re literally everywhere. It’s the only type of Bluetooth earbud I’ll buy.

lugal , in So does the keeper eat it?

Afaik most keepers don’t eat the ball because they don’t technically own the goal and therefore the net. It is the owner of the field who can. But it’s the self interest of the keep to keep the game playing so they won’t let the owner eat it.

This is only my impression and might be totally wrong tho

SnokenKeekaGuard OP ,
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Capitalist scum not letting keepers eat the net.

lugal ,

Keepers of the world, unite!

You have nothing to lose than some points and all the balls to win

Damage ,

Well, it wouldn’t be fair if the keepers were the only ones allowed to eat them, either… There are 20 other players.

lugal ,

But it’s the keeper who lured the ball in…

hdnsmbt , in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

Dude, don’t bury your uncle of he isn’t dead. That’s extremely impolite!

some_guy ,

This person is wrong. Bury him. Else how will he appreciate his casket?

some_guy , in Hey isnt that the horse from Horsin’ around?
NeatNit , in Seems reasonable

is Obvious Plant still active?

atro_city , in To bad we never did give electoral reform a try before The Fall

Which country/region/city is this about?

thurstylark ,

Yes.

Caboose12000 ,

United States/all/all

BluJay320 , in “It’s sick”
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Sickening indeed. How can you get that close and fuck up your one job…

PhlubbaDubba ,

It was still a distance shoot at that range, and apparently those are actually harder to hit than media marksmanship makes it seem

Zron ,

There’s a lot of armchair snipers all of a sudden who are saying they can hit a few inch group at 100 yards with their eyes closed.

Given lemmy’s demographic, I’m not sure how many of these people have actually held a rifle, let alone tried to shoot it at +100 yards while under a time crunch and stress.

Not saying what the kid did was right, but criticism of his marksmanship isn’t really fair.

PhlubbaDubba ,

They just feel teased by the botched shot is all, they’ll probably shut up about it once Trump inevitably manages to spectacularly blow any sympathy he might have gained over this, as he is often want to do.

Guy’s gonna hit the circuits like a lightning bolt about this, and inevitably he’s gonna say something that puts it right back into everyone’s head what exactly he’s proposing for his second term.

It’s absolutely wild to think about, it’s the first campaign in history where both candidates survive mostly on a strategy of talking as little as humanly possible and under as controlled circumstances as humanly possible.

The way to win is to actively avoid reminding everyone that the candidate you support is one of the candidates, because of just how much the media has poisoned the well that this very obvious outcome is some unforeseen portent of oncoming doom because gasp two first term presidents are seeking the second term.

Like what in fuck were people expecting was gonna happen, a divine intervention? Joe’s literally said that it’d take that much at minimum to convince him to hand the reins even to Kamala, nevermind how Donny would probably spit in the eye of god himself at the suggestion that anyone but him, even a magically created exact copy of him in a younger body, should take over the campaign.

Phoeniqz ,
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But those armchair snipers aren’t actively trying to shoot the US president. I mean if I were to do it I would make sure I won’t get killed for nothing

Mouselemming ,

Shooter forgot to allow for the cloud of bullshit-laden hot air emanating from the target.

bleistift2 , in Or meet and cheese

It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.

Ensign_Crab , in Have fun with this one

Lucky Charms and pickles? I too remember Fark.

cley_faye , in Lets hit them with their own weapons

I have no experience in this, and I wasn’t there, but it sure does not looks like the kind of bleeding a bullet would do by grazing an ear. It’s probably nothing but it’s worth mentioning, you know. Just mentioning. Not implying anything.

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