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nothing , in Boop

Boop!

Resol , in Breaking News!
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Most professional open letter of all time. /s

Matthew_Gasoline , in "How old am i" and "where are my pants"
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I took a nap today. When I woke up I asked my wife what time it was. She said 5:30. I still had to ask her if it was Sunday. It is indeed still Sunday.

Metype ,
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You made me check the date, if you’d have asked me before now I would have pretty confidently said it was Wednesday

Resol ,
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When I woke up, I thought it was Monday.

It is 1:18am by the time I’m writing this in my timezone, so it is indeed Monday right now (at least where I am).

DancingBear , in Look you've just to got read the prologue that was a limited edition IHOP giveaway in 2015 and the story is awesome

Is the guy on the right genetically deformed?

HK65 ,

No, he doesn’t exist, he’s an art project.

Odo ,

That’s Zara Boss, not Gigachad.

Resol , in Kids and their computers these days.
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I wonder why my computer still has yet to contract Covid.

Wait, isn’t that a good thing?

SPRUNT , in Kids and their computers these days.

That dude is WAY in to Simulation Theory.

Etterra ,

What theory?

FlyingSquid , in You can't act fabulous after a hip surgery.
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My mother’s housemate is getting a hip replacement soon. I’m sending this to her. She’ll get a kick out of it (no pun intended).

LemmyKnowsBest ,

Please don’t let her kick.

FlyingSquid ,
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She won’t be able to for quite some time because she just got a knee replacement! When I drove over to the town where my mother lives (for other reasons) I came by to pick up something for my daughter and my mom met me outside and told me her housemate was in so much pain that she hadn’t slept all night and had finally fallen asleep. This was around 3 pm. I feel bad for the lady and I’m now wondering if she’s going to go through with the hip replacement if the knee replacement has been this hard on her. She’s in her 70s and her mother is still alive in her 90s, so hopefully she’s got a lot of years to go. I hope it all helps.

Crazy part: She lives upstairs and my mom lives downstairs. They agreed to not change bedrooms. The housemate is planning on getting up and down the stairs sitting down.

aeronmelon , in Kids and their computers these days.

That truck was created on a computer.

variants ,

That truck has a computer in it

Steamymoomilk ,
SeekPie ,

There’s more

Etterra ,

No.

Technus , in Kids and their computers these days.

Okay but the real question is, can these nano chips run DOOM? Where can I find out how to jailbreak these bad boys?

Etterra ,

Maybe. I’m more concerned if they’re better with sour cream and onion or guac.

alucard , in Kids and their computers these days.

It’s the Twitter mobile!

Etterra ,

I don’t know… Count up those characters and see if it fits.

some_guy , in Kids and their computers these days.

https://lemmy.sdf.org/pictrs/image/29dbc704-06e0-41ee-b3cc-861c1a60cce6.png

It’s somewhat surprising that someone who is this entrenched in a belief system would make this mistake. s/venereal/benereal/

_stranger_ ,

I used to know a guy named Ben and this describes him perfectly.

Etterra ,

It’s pretty clear that writing is not this guy’s strongest suit. Whether that’s a consequence of poor education, learning disorders, or whatever schizophrenic weirdness is going on inside his brain to cause this to barf out of it, I couldn’t tell you.

hungryphrog , in Kids and their computers these days.

All this time I’ve had a free computer and only now someone has finally told me about it??

Etterra ,

What do you think the next rerelease of Skyrim is going to be for?

souless , in dumbass

Seeing his behavior at the RNC recently he is nothing short of a selfish, pompous asshole who thrives on the postitive reinforcement generated from the dumpster fire of his own ego.

Kecessa , in And why your brother is your father and the father of your child😂

Kinda weird, for dogs that would be like if we could becomes parents at 8 or so…

MeatsOfRage , in There you go, buddy!

Without the result this video is a nothing burger.

lolrightythen ,

I would think the pin got removed right after the video. Only the nearby cars would see any damage from this.

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