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umbrella , to news in Donald Trump speech shooting: Gunshots heard at president’s rally – latest news
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

if bolsonaro is any indication, this is just turning him into a martyr.

really terrible job by whoever tried it.

Sweetpeaches69 ,

All the martyrdom, none of the benefits of him actually dying.

MyPornViewingAccount , to world in North Korea stops sending shells to Russia, Seoul claims

From the article:

Most of North Korea’s shells have been sent to Russia by ship, although NK Pro said that they may now have shifted onto its railway system.

“It also cannot be ruled out that weapons are being transferred to Russia by air or by rail,” it said.

So they probably havent, but are using less detectable means.

TransplantedSconie ,

Sounds like some fun targets for the Ukrainian special forces who have been blowing up targets in Russia.

Burn_The_Right ,

I like the cut of your jib.

TransplantedSconie ,

Combat Engineer 4 life

Treczoks , to news in Couples race to move frozen embryos out of Alabama after court defines them as children

If those embryos count as children, wouldn’t it be OK to ask for all kinds of legal benefits for them?

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Tax write offs for storage!

WaxedWookie ,

Using transit lanes!

Family tax benefits!

Ooh! Divorce and file for child support for dozens of kids!

NotMyOldRedditName ,

Adopt thousands of them and then every few days remove one from the freezer or fridge or whatnot and then demand bereavement leave.

SergeantScar ,

Carpool lane with 2 vials in the passenger seat?

intensely_human ,

It’s the most effective way to challenge the law. Just carry it through to its natural conclusion.

lagomorphlecture ,

“Wow I suddenly have 11 kids to care for. I can’t afford to live. Better apply for snap and tanf.”

CeruleanRuin ,
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Lol, you think there are any social programs left after these chucklefucks are through.

jonhanson , to worldnews in China helping to arm Russia with helicopters, drones and metals

China is widely suspected of supplying Russia with equipment and materials to support their war, however no-one has adduced anything concrete to support that theory so far.

The article itself doesn’t cite much in the way of sources or evidence, other than mentioning a report by Molfar, the open source intelligence agency. Molfar has published reports on the same topic in the past, but there hasn’t been anything recently.

If the Telegraph had new information or evidence they would be shouting a lot louder than this. This is most likely them covering up for a quiet day by dredging up some old rumours and repackaging them as news.

zephyreks ,

In other news, China is also widely suspected of supplying Ukraine with equipment and materials to support their war.

Turns out, China isn’t a single entity but a bunch of companies that want to make a whole ton of money by profiteering off of war.

The CCP doesn’t care about the conflict so long as they can claim neutrality.

brothershamus , to technology in Elon Musk takes over @x Twitter account without paying owner
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Elon Musk has taken over the @x Twitter account without paying its owner as part of the social network’s ongoing rebrand.

Not to put too fine a point on it, but a "rebrand" should not be "ongoing" for any reason. That's like saying your surgery is ongoing. That's bad, mmmkay.

Chariotwheel ,

Well, it's not surgery, but I agree that it's very unprofessional and as we see - messy.

GunnarRunnar ,

I'm just waiting for him to backflip from x to er and then at some point back to Twitter. But I'm not a billionaire genius.

Xeroxchasechase , to world in Man detained in mental hospital after trying to set up Pakistan’s first gay club

I’m not gay, but I truely Admire him

jeffw OP ,
@jeffw@lemmy.world avatar

You’re allowed to admire gay people without saying “I’m not gay” lol

Xeroxchasechase ,

Oh thank you so much!

Agent641 ,

Im not gay, but you’re welcome.

Psych ,

I’m not gay but thank you for welcoming the other not gay dude .

Plopp ,

I’m also not gay.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

which brings me to the next agenda item, opening a “not gay club” in Pakistan.

Blackmist ,

Well anyone not joining is going to be in big trouble.

FlyingSquid ,
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I’m not gay, but I do wish I was more fabulous.

Agent641 ,

Oh honey, you’re exactly the right amount of fabulous!

FlyingSquid ,
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You haven’t seen me with glitter in my hair. Everyone is disappointed.

iAvicenna ,
@iAvicenna@lemmy.world avatar

do you have hair to put glitter on? if yes don’t complain…

FlyingSquid ,
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You can most certainly put glitter on a bald pate. It sticks more easily. And what is the point of non-fabulous hair?

I’m just saying I could learn a lesson or two from people behind the scenes at a drag show.

Resol ,
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

Neither am I.

neidu2 ,

I’m not gay, but you’re right.

Tja ,

I’m not gay, but we’ll said.

anticolonialist , to world in Germany may introduce conscription for all 18-year-olds

Preparing for world war?

catloaf ,

Sometimes open war comes upon you, whether you risk it or not.

skhayfa ,

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  • nahuse ,

    It might be that aggressive wannabe regional power that has already invaded several of its neighbors over the last decade or two, and makes continuous threats directed towards the rest of Europe?

    9point6 ,

    No no, there’s other countries in the way of that, it’s obviously their problem

    xmunk ,

    But they only want Chechnya… Belarus… Ukraine… Poland?

    fuckingkangaroos ,

    Kazakhstan, Moldova, Estonia, Latvia, Lithuania, Romania…

    xmunk ,

    Not Romania… I need my damn Visinata.

    Blackout ,
    @Blackout@kbin.run avatar

    Mole people

    vividspecter ,

    There’s no escape from the fortress of the moles… except that.

    Turun ,

    Obviously from Isengard in the west and Mordor in the east.

    (You’ve been wooooshed, the comment above is an approximate quote from the lort of the rings, when theoden is hesitant to call his men to arms)

    TransplantedSconie ,

    You’d be a fool not to at this point.

    alcoholicorn ,

    What if instead we just didn’t do world war 3?

    Gormadt ,
    @Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    Unfortunately sometimes war is unavoidable

    lurch ,

    I love that idea. Quick, tell Putin and Bibi!

    fuckingkangaroos ,

    And Xi.

    viking ,
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    Then we’ll all be speaking Russian in 15 years.

    boredtortoise , (edited )

    Historians might look back and see that we now have already been in WW3, Hybrid Warfare / New Generation Warfare has been running rampant for a while between the global superpowers

    CanadaPlus ,

    Prepare, sure. There’s a lot of alternate ways things could resolve, though, and MAD is about as sturdy as it’s ever been.

    Knossos ,

    It isn’t just about the military. I’ve not read the article, but Germany suffers from not having enough people working in social services. This problem got worse after getting rid of conscription. You could either choose military service or social work.

    By reintroducing it, they hope to fill in some gaps.

    ed_cock ,

    “What should we do to get more people working in the health sector?”

    “Better pay and more manageable shifts!”

    “Roll back privatization to shift the focus to sustainability over profits!”

    “I’d just enslave the youth again.”

    [Employee 1& 2 get defenestrated for a change]

    xmunk ,

    Defenestrated? You think the German military has that large of a budget?!

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    You can use the same window more than once

    xmunk ,

    That’s a great idea, but how much glass do you need to knock out of a window before it just becomes door.

    qaz ,

    Doors usually have something on the other side.

    Grandwolf319 ,

    Haha, trick question. Doors go all the way to the floor.

    xmunk ,

    Pedantically speaking… they don’t. And it may be difficult to draw a distinction between a window with a very low sill and a door with an extremely high sill.

    Miaou ,

    Der Fenstersturzschein des TÜV ist für nur einen Fenstersturz gültig. Sie müssen die Fenstersturzmeldungstelle noch mal kontaktiert um einen neuen Schein zu bekommen, dann einen anderen Termin bei uns nachfragen. Schönen tag noch. HALLO NÄCHSTE BITTE

    Apparently not :(

    BaroqueInMind ,

    U.S.A. should adopt this policy. It would humble out the nepo children of wealthy pieces of shit, and likely resolve the social issues that people complain about.

    xhieron ,
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    The nepo babies wouldn’t serve–same as always. And the political unpopularity of conscription has never changed. The last war draft is still in living memory, and US current military activity hasn’t been an improvement in terms of public appetite.

    The US introduces conscription again, and there’ll be riots–and I don’t mean “some kids camped at college and the jackboots locked them up” protests; it’ll be government-building burning, widespread-looting riots.

    If you want to do conscription, the kids have to trust the government not to kill them for oil.

    gornar ,
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    They should never trust the government for that specifically - they’re always looking for someone to kill for oil!

    andrewta ,

    I’ve not met very many vets that support mandatory service. When I say not many, I could count them on one hand.

    elucubra ,

    That’s because in the US you could be sent abroad to kill brown people for oil. I was a conscript in my country in the 80’s (Nato). In my country conscripts couldn’t be sent abroad, only professionals. I’d be ok with defending home soil. That doen’t mean that I wanted to do my tour, but I did it. I think I learnt a lot, not least about serving for the common good. Looking back it was good for me. Also, at hat time, after service you’d be in the reserves (simply listed) and the country could raise an army of millions, who’d only need some refresher training in a week, not like the green ass russian conscripts in Ukraine right now.

    I’m favor of conscription for limited duration, and no possibility of deployment abroad. Also, women too. That wasn’t a thing then.

    Senshi ,

    Maybe we should turn this idea around? I know tons of healthy rich old people that have nothing better to do than bicker and complain, how about we force them to do a free full year of community service? Why is their time and energy considered more valuable than the youths’?

    And maybe it would humble those wealthy nepo pieces of shit, and likely resolve the social issues that people complain about.

    xmunk ,

    I’d applaud giving Elon Musk a chance to live out his flamethrower power fantasies in person.

    Is a flamethrower a completely inappropriate weapon in modern warfare? Yes. Should we tell him that? Don’t you fucking dare.

    lobut ,

    I think making the rich mingle with the normal people more would be beneficial. It’s harder to dehumanize the poor when you’ve met them. Can’t call them lazy or stupid and just not “wanting” it enough when you see them work as hard as you and not getting as far.

    Although, I think the way things are it’ll never happen though. Nepo babies would dodge everything even if something like this were to occur.

    vividspecter ,

    There’s better ways, like reducing car dependency and increasing housing density. Have people from all walks of life, live near each other and travel with each other, without being isolated by metal boxes. The ultra rich might still avoid that too, but at least the 99% will be around each other.

    And you don’t need to force people to go to war to achieve it.

    lobut ,

    You’re absolutely right. I was trying to get what I hoped was the salient point out of the person’s post.

    I knew a few guys in Europe I think maybe Austrian or something where they came from lots of money but went to school with “others” and they seemed pretty well-adjusted. Although, they have a lot of the other advantages that you’ve listed as well.

    Zehzin ,
    @Zehzin@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah rich people are known to never be able to avoid the draft

    Tryptaminev ,

    I had a class mate who spent his holidays hiking in Nepal and places with his parents. When he was born a doctor close to his parents discovered a serious heart issue that made him ineligible for being drafted. I mean sure. You have a heart issue that you can’t run 30 minutes, but you are doing week long hikes in 5.000-6.000m altitude.

    Miaou ,

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fortunate_Son

    It’s funny because it’s an American song.

    psmgx ,

    You could either choose military service or social work.

    Also some hospital work. Bedpan cleaning, etc.

    But it kept you out of the army, and took the strain off of hospitals and social services.

    febra ,

    Yeah, instead of actually fixing the system and paying people normal wages, while also fixing the stupid education/certification system that social service workers need to go through, let’s just throw a bunch of teenagers at it, it will surely fix our problems!

    hungryphrog ,

    Probably that, and also gender equality. I’m not really in the favor of drafting, but it’s unfair that men have to go and women don’t.

    cro_magnon_gilf ,

    Pointless signalling. No government would send young women to die in war.

    irreticent ,
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    That is just patently false. There are plenty of women fighting in warzones.

    cro_magnon_gilf ,

    yeah… dozens. No government would conscript and send unwilling women to die in war. The women who fight on the front lines are always vaulenteers, and they are very very few.

    irreticent ,
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    psycho_driver , to world in German politician ‘filmed taking Russian money’

    It’s happening all over the world.

    BedSharkPal ,

    It’s crazy how little it takes to buy these fucks off. Like setup and GoFundMe and just bring out the bribes into the open at this point

    flying_sheep ,
    @flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is AfD, our resident fascist clown party. At least we have a coalition based democracy, so it’s unlikely that they take over the less fascist “center”-right party.

    BrioxorMorbide ,

    The CxU (among others) is working on making those clowns a viable coalition partner by taking them seriously and talking to them on TV. Maybe that’s not their intention, but it will be the result if it continues.

    flying_sheep ,
    @flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

    Definitely. Who ever trusts conservatives to stick to their word about not doing a coalition with fascists?

    UnderpantsWeevil ,
    @UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

    Financing your friends and bankrupting your enemies is a strategy western nations perfected during the Cold War and employed to brutal effect in the immediate aftermath of the dissolution of the USSR.

    But its not a trick that’s unique to western intelligence. Chinese officially had effectively bought out Hong Kong long before it transitioned into Beijing’s control. Singapore, Myanmar, Vietnam, and the better part of the African eastern seaboard are undergoing a similar conversion as Chinese exports ramp up.

    Russia’s economic influence over Ukraine was a big part of what triggered the civil war in 2014 and the Crimea takeover that same year. The Russian government has succeeded in quelling revolts in Chechnya with investment dollars in a way they never managed with military forces. They’ve got friends in Italy, Greece, and France as well as Germany, thanks in no small part with the open purse of Russian lobbyists and intelligence groups.

    The whole BRICS coalition is about coordinating financial flow through these high population third-world states operating slightly outside the western periphery. Its been happening since 2008, when the western operated international financial system faulted. Every country with the means and the leadership has been building up parallel institutions, in order to buffer themselves against the next big Wall Street / London financial crash.

    cygon ,

    Yep. Push and pull.

    Saber rattling from the outside, paid-off politicians on the inside. In the short term, pushes policies towards groveling before Russian aggression, in the long term, establishes precedence and shifts the general accepted attitude to dealing with their pressure.

    TruthAintEasy , to world in Tensions grow as 160 tonnes of Ukrainian grain sabotaged in Poland
    @TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

    Does Poland not understand that farmers just want a hand out? Its always the same with farmers....

    VirtualOdour ,

    I’m glad people are starting to wake upto just how bad farmers are

    FiskFisk33 ,

    Is this your takeaway?

    Many of these people have a tough time getting ends to meet economically. Whenever something happens that affects their already shaky bottom line there’s going to be anger. Not because they get slightly less rich, but because they feel legitimately existentially threatened.

    Of course this is not Ukraines fault. It is however the fault of governments if the bill to support Ukraine economically lands in the knees of the already economically stressed farmers.

    TruthAintEasy ,
    @TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

    I dont know about your country, but in my country the farmers are all millionaires, wanting socialism for themselves, because its great, but not for us "city slickers" oh, no, not ever. Cant wait for AI to replace all farmers. It wont complain as much, or think it can solve its problems by ruining another nations food.

    itslilith ,
    @itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    If the farmers protests are anything like the ones over here in Germany, then yes. Here they are openly wearing fascist symbols, calling for the lynching of our government, and physically try to attack politicians and their families.

    That’s on top of the fact that they support parties that are antithetical to their interests. They keep pushing for the right and far-right parties that are big proponents of austerity, in a time when big transformative investments are needed.

    So yeah, fuck them.

    barsoap ,

    Identitarians have been actively engaged in instrumentalising the whole thing, in the west there’s the occasional idiot, in the east well you know the general problem.

    Broadly speaking though farmers are overwhelmingly Green or CDU aligned. And not the Merz-style CDU, but Günther. You could just as well say that they’re all filthy liberals because Lindner held a speech at a protest.

    VirtualOdour ,

    That’s not really true though, they’re wealthy land owners with huge political and economic power who screw over the poor every chance they get to make themselves richer.

    Literally destroying produce to maintain high prices, and not just this example of terrorist behavior but it’s standard operating procedure for the cartel to limit supply artificially. People are too poor to afford healthy food and they’re out there burning it to stop prices slumping.

    Then we get their routine use of migrant workers who they treat like shit and vastly underpay. While working politically to stop any improvements to the system of immigration because they benefit from poor peoples suffering, especially being able to threaten to have them deported.

    I could go on…

    TimeNaan ,

    Ironically, a vast majority of the workers making them money have been Ukrainians who they treat like absolute trash already.

    maness300 ,

    Not because they get slightly less rich, but because they feel legitimately existentially threatened.

    (x) Doubt

    Let’s see what luxuries they’re wasting their money on before making this argument.

    Something tells me all of them subscribe to digital streaming services for content they could be getting for free. That’s usually just the tip of the iceberg for how these people operate.

    filister , to world in German property prices plummet as housing bubble bursts

    I dare say that this 10% dip is more or less negated by the higher interest rate so the total cost of ownership for the regular folks who don’t have all the cash upfront would be equal if not higher from before.

    miridius ,

    Yep that’s generally how housing prices work in Germany, since rent is heavily controlled and fixed interest rate loans are readily available, the value of a property adjusts depending on the current “cost” of a loan

    filister ,

    What terrifies me is how things will progress in the future, when you are in an active working age you can afford that rent but when you get to pension, the income of many people will plummet substantially and I can only imagine that a lot won’t be able to afford paying their rents especially in big cities. And I am extremely disappointed that government after government does very little if anything to alleviate this situation. Especially in Germany when the majority don’t own their own places, this will be devastating.

    Not to mention that increasing rent and purchase prices benefit very few and definitely not the economy, when people have progressively less disposable income at the end of the month. It is also bad for the young people who would be hard pressed to live with their parents for longer because of the high rent prices.

    DudeImMacGyver , to world in Swiss cocaine so cheap and widely used they’re considering legalising it
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    “Hey, remember that time the Swiss legalized blow before they legalized cannabis?”

    solidgrue , to world in German politician ‘filmed taking Russian money’
    @solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

    This isn’t a uniquely German problem >.>

    lurch ,

    yes, but it’s important to know all details about each case, including nationality

    tooLikeTheNope ,

    Yep, and here in Fascistelli-d’Italia-land we’ve won the competition for the “most smartest” one I’m afraid:

    theguardian.com/…/see-what-you-friend-putin-has-d…

    uis ,

    Do you receive national treasures? I want to ship one. It’s not very old, just 71 years, but it is most expensive national treasure.

    I’m willing to ship it with Gelendzik Palace, just take it, please.

    surewhynotlem , to news in ‘Storm of the century’ washes away Russia’s Crimea bridge barriers

    “storm of the century”. - third one this year

    echodot ,

    Yes but it did happen this century, which is all of the name really promises.

    ThrowawayPermanente ,

    Competition is actually a good thing for consumers of storms

    Montagge , to world in Pilot who ‘tried to shut off engines mid-flight was high on magic mushrooms’
    @Montagge@kbin.social avatar

    Thank goodness it was drugs because now we don't have to talk about the state of healthcare in this country

    AngryCommieKender ,

    It was sleep deprivation. He took the shrooms over 48 hours previously, he may have had some sleep after the shrooms, but then stayed awake for 40 hours, and was on his way to fly another shift.

    Montagge ,
    @Montagge@kbin.social avatar

    I would argue that sleep deprivation falls under a health issue

    prole ,

    Also glad it wasn’t guns, so conservatives don’t have to pretend for five minutes that they give a shit about the state of (mental) health care in this country.

    Fizz , to mensliberation in Why men lose all their friends in midlife
    @Fizz@lemmy.nz avatar

    Interesting read and very relatable sentiment.

    This part stuck out to me. When I was younger I often got myself into bad situations that presented opportunities form connections through shared experiences. As I get older I’m fucking up less and when I do it’s just me trusting myself and going through it alone.

    To truly like a person, you need trust, and that requires emotional investment – an increasingly rare commodity as you age – so as old friends fade away, they cannot simply be replaced. The space to build trust with newcomers is just not there.

    healthetank ,

    I think the unsaid part is just time spent together- when you’re a kid it’s easy to have dozens of hours a week to hang out and bond. As you age, there’s other time commitments - kids, spouse, family, maintaining a house, etc. In order to have that emotional investment you need to get past the awkward first stages of friendship.

    I think a lot of people lose/drop their hobbies, or the things that let them bond and meet other people. It’s hard to say “I dropped football and now I lost 50% of male conversation” without more info. If all your friends are only bonding over football, yeah. So find other things to do! There’s a million of them, and people are always passionate about their own interests. Find people with similar interests.

    The author also mentions “it feels like they’re always just someone’s partner” and that’s very telling. Are the only men you’re engaging with those who are partners of your own spouse? Well no shit you’re not feeling like you have friends. I like my wife’s friends partners, but they’re firmly in the acquaintance category.

    dexx4d ,

    time

    I had a good friend move to the same small town I’m in. Between work and family, we don’t get together for months on end, even though he’s a 5 min drive down the road. We want to get together, but we’re both too exhausted and burnt out.

    Empricorn ,

    It’s also the societal loss of “3rd places”. There’s home, work, and then… where else do you actually meet people? And if you do, where do you connect with them? Especially low-cost and not health-damaging like a bar…

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