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Rai , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

DO grow Golden Teachers. Just ask uncle Ben for help.

KairuByte ,
@KairuByte@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

You just need to be positive.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to memes in was this not allowed before?

Counterpoint: green bubbles.

KazuyaDarklight ,
@KazuyaDarklight@lemmy.world avatar

Oh you mean that other completely artificial limitation that Apple insists on having in their os?

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But they’re green, I don’t know how that can be changed.

SpaceNoodle ,

Oh, it was sarcasm all along.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What is sarcasm?

CaptDust ,

Counter counterpoint: no one cares what color the bubbles are, except the person reading em. Sounds like an iOS problem 😉

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

But the green ones aren’t ripe yet.

squid_slime ,

I thought this shit was a meme till I started texting someone yesterday to arrange a date, she said “you don’t have iPhone?”…

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

I don’t text until we’ve had sex the first time as a rule, I show them my tiny penis and while they’re in shock I let them know about my android too.

Eheran ,

Hahahaha brilliant

nikita ,

Do people not realize how vain and materialistic that makes them sound? As if iPhone ownership is the pinnacle of wealth or whatever

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.social avatar

I knew a pretty well off dude who used a flip-phone...in 2018. If he wanted to do computer-type stuff, he just used a computer.

shield_gengar ,
@shield_gengar@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ngl that’s kinda badass

SpaceNoodle ,

Elliot Rodger vibes

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

No because the people they talk to who could tell them all have iphones too

toxicbubble ,

yikes, majority of the world uses android

GrimSheeper ,

Sounds like she saved you a lot of trouble, lol

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Looking at iOS innovations going in android direction, they gonna make iphone with green bubbles someday and present it as amazing innovation, bet they even make you pay for subscription to make your bubbles green

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

A part of Apple’s Going Green initiative, for $99.99 weekly you can show everyone how green you are.

bruhduh ,
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

Another mother earth promo video incoming

Xylight ,
@Xylight@lemdro.id avatar

Might want to mark this as sarcasm

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

What is sarcasm?

WarmSoda ,

Never go /s. Let the rubes be confuddled. They deserve it.

KreekyBonez ,

counter counterpoint: color-coded bubbles for contacts and group chats

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

That would help me not accidentally sext my mother again.

TheBat ,
@TheBat@lemmy.world avatar

She’s kinky af tho. 🥵

devilish666 , to lemmyshitpost in Bologna cup
yamanii , to piracy in GOG basically acknowledges piracy in a meme
@yamanii@lemmy.world avatar

No.

SternburgExport , to memes in Fuck fuck fuck fuck

take a sip of the forbidden juice

Spider89 ,
HonoraryMancunian , to lemmyshitpost in YEEET

This meme has a ‘haha, wouldn’t that be funny’ quality to it, but for real though, is it a possibility?

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited )

Nah, you can tell from the bones what kind of muscles were (& how they were) attached to it.

Venator ,

The silhouette wouldn’t change as much as in that image, it would probably be more like the image in this article: smithsonianmag.com/…/was-spinosaurus-a-bison-back…

If you look at the silhouette of the bison vs it’s bones the muscle still doesn’t extend that far above the bones, but has more volume around the bones.

ColeSloth ,

Too top heavy and non bird like.

JizzmasterD , to lemmyshitpost in Zen

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

Assman ,
@Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

You leave a bit of yourself in the world, the world leaves a bit of carcinogens in you ❤️

dutchkimble ,

Yin Yang

JizzmasterD ,

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

lowleveldata ,

Yes. And deep breathing is that without the paper tube.

Contramuffin , to lemmyshitpost in Lock those fucking chickens up!

If a man is just a featherless biped, and if embryos are children, then can we therefore conclude that the pictured egg is actually, in fact, a feathered human?

TruthAintEasy ,
@TruthAintEasy@kbin.social avatar

I figure since our digestive system is a hole going right down the middle of our bodies that we are wrapped around, humans are technically doughnut shaped therefore grains also count as human embryo's, lock them farmers up! /s

Sweetpeaches69 ,

Okay, Diogenes, calm down.

lemmus , to asklemmy in What are your thoughts on website eco certification?
@lemmus@lemmy.world avatar

Pretty sure taking a single billionaire’s jet out of the sky will make more of a difference than anything these certificates could achieve.

Saprophyte ,
@Saprophyte@lemmy.world avatar

But he pays people who weren’t going to cut down their trees to not cut down their trees so he can have a carbon neutral jet!

(The above sentence is an example of sarcasm.)

Anticorp ,

I wish he would pay me not to cut down my trees.

phoneymouse , to memes in fries are another $8.00

They serve “local IPA” on draft for $11 or, ironically, a miller high life for a dollar.

BeardedSingleMalt ,

And it's always warm

Kolanaki , to lemmyshitpost in Chronology
@Kolanaki@yiffit.net avatar

Now I just wanna see the T-Rex fighting a stegosaurus while both are riding unicycles.

Track_Shovel OP ,
explodicle ,

The kids in back just want mom and dad to stop fighting.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Oh hey, it’s me, one of the kids.

PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S ,
@PM_ME_VINTAGE_30S@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

I guess there were no pedals in the training data 😆.

0ops ,

Telepathic unicycle burnouts

can ,

We truly are living in the future aren’t we?

Gigan ,
@Gigan@lemmy.world avatar

Thank god for AI

Zagorath ,
@Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

And yet I can’t get the damn AI to get anything close to the scene in trying to get it to draw for me for my D&D campaign, being one that could conceivably exist in the real world.

Google’s is especially hilarious. Even just the word “waterfall” and it complains that it would be against the terms of service.

can ,

I’ve had pretty good luck with Bing.

Everythingispenguins ,

Clearly this is not a fight but a family picture. You can see their hybrid kids in the background.

Track_Shovel OP ,

Maybe the AI interpreted fighting as ‘wrestling’

lightnsfw ,

Brb gotta go tell my parents to stop fighting.

dylanTheDeveloper ,
@dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world avatar

Real

Scribbd , to memes in The kid is just mentally prepping for our future cyberpunk dystopia

That is how cats are made.

ethanolparty , to memes in Gulp

Battle of Cannae

Don’t worry boys, we’re going to give that Hannibal a thrashing and be home in time for garum

In and out, quick five minutes skirmish

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

We’re all gonna stop for a big gulp at Crazy Vaclav’s on the way home. Whoever kills the biggest elephant, we’ll get a hot dog off the rollers my treat!

ThePyroPython , to noncredibledefense in Target locked. Smite inbound.

The fuck is Simon Cowel doing there?

Badeendje ,
@Badeendje@lemmy.world avatar

My thoughts exactly.

LKPU26 ,

This is how conspiracy theories start

doingless , to lemmyshitpost in oh snap.

So no different than most days

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I worry about you, Lemmings. Eat some fiber or something.

example ,

I ate fiber but now my internet is down. what do I do?

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