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affiliate , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

couches are but another victim to the interior decorator’s aversion to uncluttered flat surfaces

Misconduct ,

You guys are crazy. I don’t really do decorative pillows but I will not abide a sofa in my house that isn’t covered with soft comfy things to burrow under

affiliate ,

my couch is barren and made of rock, any comfort must come from within

gonta ,

True stoic right here.

Misconduct ,

That’s either amazing for your back or crippling there is no I between lol

gun , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

Then there’s me sitting here with one lonely white pillow on my bed cause I lost the other one.

chiliedogg ,

How do you lose a pillow? It’s not a pen or contact lens - it’s a pretty bulky thing that generally stays in one area.

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

It doesn’t stay in one area when you move houses

ciapatri ,
MargotRobbie , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

I thought they are called “throw pillows” because you’re suppose to throw them at your family and friends when they annoy you and you are too lazy to get off the couch.

Am I not doing it right?

TwinTusks ,

Beautiful

But in Chinese, these are call “hug pillows”.

Magnetar ,

Cute.

m3t00 , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

wife used to carpet the vinyl kitchen floor with rugs. robovac would arrange them in a circle and get stuck in the middle. I rolled them up and put them on a shelf in the garage.

Misconduct ,

Or… You just get rug anchors oooorrrrr pick them up before the vacuum goes off? Is it some kinda flex to put away decorations your wife liked or something I’m a little confused.

ArcaneSlime ,

Tbf carpet in the kitchen is pretty gross. Grease and shit.

Misconduct ,

I just get machine washable rugs and toss them in every couple of days or so. I wouldn’t want full carpet but rugs are nice in places like in front of the fridge. A little soft spot for jars to land if they slip or get dropped 🤷‍♀️

ArcaneSlime ,

I have this like, puffy silicone(?) thingy, meant for the same thing but is nonporous and much less gross.

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

yeah I made that shit up to flex, okay

Eylrid , to memes in *cleans room*

In my experience exhaustion makes the dread spiral worse

TokyoMonsterTrucker , to memes in Online Safety

This is how I got into an abusive 4-year relationship with Yog-Sothoth.

*sob

angrystego , to memes in *cleans room*

Doing something physical is so much healthier than doing nothing. It’s not just an illusion, it can really help people to get back on track.

batmangrundies ,

Yeah, usually if I get stuck in my head I’ll just go work in the garden. Bit of sunshine and toil usually gets me unstuck.

Lyricism6055 , to memes in *cleans room*

What’s the point? Now my room is clean… Why am I even still here?

I need to move out of this box of sardines but because of medical bills and house prices I can’t.

What is the point?

Sorry… You guys caught me on a very bad day mentally and I can’t even clean to get this shit out of my head.

NaoPb ,

Can you… go for a walk/run or something?

Lyricism6055 ,

Went for a 40 mile bike ride and a 10 mile walk. Cleaned my room, kissed my daughter’s to bed. And yet I’m still here wondering wtf im doing

NaoPb ,

Sorry to hear that, my friend. Hang in there, ok? Don’t do anything sudden.

I would help you if I could but I am mentally in a similar situation.

benderbeerman , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

I mean, I might as well be listening to journey. Giving myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby

Blackmist , to memes in *Mom plugs in the Flowbee*

This haircut makes my eyes rain!

backhdlp , to memes in oof
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No wonder piracy was so popular

noobdoomguy8658 ,

1999 piracy mostly consisted of paying for a pirated copy that someone decided to make profit off; most likely, they weren’t the person to make the (first!) copy, and they’re not even sure what’s on the thing they were selling you. It was mostly bootlegging.

grue ,

^ This guy was late to the Napster party.

TowardsTheFuture ,

Yeah I think maybe he meant before 1999. Before Napster(99)/limewire(2000)/morpheus(2001) pirating was bootlegged shit you paid (less) for. But yeah after 99 you got that shit for free on the internet.

ThirdWorldOrder ,

Most people were still buying CDs in 99. In ‘99, $10 for an album would have been a pretty sweet price. Tower Records, Best Buy cds were all like $17.99

TowardsTheFuture ,

Fair most CD’s I bought were like $13 I didn’t go to tower or best buy cuz nah

Confuzzeled ,

When I was a kid we still recorded stuff off the radio and copied our zx spectrum games on the family hi-fi. I’d say good times but it’s so much better now I can pirate everything in great quality from teh interwebs.

Selmafudd ,

My memory is a little fuzzy with dates but I’m pretty sure Napster was going full steam by '99 but even before that we used to trade mp3 files on mIRC or ICQ+CuteFTP, I had hundreds of albums I never paid for which I am still amazed I managed to do over a shared 56k connection

Getawombatupya ,

Like buying a game CD and a warez copy bypass and the crew doing an ASCII art walk through, bought for $5 from a classmate

Or shareware floppy disks with copyright bypass

squiblet ,
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In the pre-Internet early 90s, CDs were $15-25 (with inflation, about $40 now)…. And for a lot of music, you had no way of hearing it first. Shoplifting was popular.

SternburgExport ,

At least later on a lot of shops had these listening stations.

7u5k3n ,

Man came here to say this… Hell I was in a class action lawsuit in the early 2000s because of CD pricing. billboard.com/…/cd-price-fixing-suit-settled-for-…

Shit was super expensive back in the day.

But as weird Al says… How else is he going to get a diamond encrusted swimming pool?

ThirdWorldOrder ,

That’s why I always wore my umbro shorts with the inner liner before I went to Walmart

kratoz29 ,

For real… I never had this problem before… Currently I’m a proud Spotify user.

ViscloReader , to memes in Look, a keystone species

But not for you, only for your grand x 100 children

Track_Shovel OP , (edited )

You don’t get a 250 year old forest in 25 years

Rivalarrival ,

Well, not with that attitude.

XbSuper ,

? I planted an oak tree when I was 6, it’s now over 40ft tall, and is currently dropping more acorns than the squirrels can handle. I’m 37 now for reference.

SugarSnack ,

Ever met a 30 year old squirrel? Idk to be honest I have no idea how long they live

XbSuper ,

5-10 years, I just looked it up. So 1st set of grandkids should be able to benefit, as it’s dropping acorns by year 10 or so

Piemanding ,

But they mature within a year. So a generation would be every year for squirrels.

DmMacniel , to memes in oof

in 1999 you had the ability to get into a music shop, load the cd and test listen to it. Or just go through the music charts. Or wish for a specific song on radio.

Also 1999 already had Napster, Morpheus and others.

Gurfaild ,

In the 2000s, some electronics stores where I lived had “jukeboxes” with headphones and a barcode scanner, so you could listen to 30-second snippets of the songs on an album before buying it.

BruceTwarzen ,

A lot of people still bought whole cd's because it had that one song from the radio on it.

Track_Shovel OP ,

I’m old enough to know the pencil trick to fix a cassette that got eaten by the stereo…

DharmaCurious ,
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I still keep a pencil in my car. I know there’s no cassette to play, but my car feels naked with a pencil rolling around the center console or in the little tray on the dash.

Lileath ,
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I also learned how to do this as a child but I am probably a bit younger than you at 18yo.

Getawombatupya ,

“Old or poor…”

Lileath ,
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It was less that we were poor and more that my parents had a lot of music and radio dramas on different media. My father still has more than two hundred vinyl disks that he plays semiregularly and I have an old audio tape player/recorder sitting around in my bedroom although I don’t really use that one.

Getawombatupya ,

Just having a joke, glad to hear people committed to the old media

grue ,

Also 1999 already had Napster

Only half of it, apparently! I just looked it up to check, and it turns out it launched on June 1 of that year.

schmidtster , (edited )

You buy the CD because they had a charting single on radio, you’re than disappointed that the rest of the album is a different sound.

Not everyone had internet in the 90s-00s either mate……

Enkers ,

Then you keep listening to it anyways, and it slowly becomes one of your favourite albums of all time.

Kimjongtooill ,

Chumba Wumba deep-cuts.

captainlezbian ,

They do really grow on you

bobs_monkey ,

They get up again

Polar ,

We call that justifying your purchase. You forced yourself into liking it so you didn’t “waste” the money.

Enkers ,

Haha, definitely a possibility!

I think there’s also an element of the hit tracks often being a bit more formulaic. There’s a big component of familiarity in music that makes it appealing, so people might not appreciate the more experimental tracks on an album until they’ve heard them a few times.

errer ,

Did you miss the whole “you could test listen to the CD in the shop” part?

schmidtster ,

Nope, not every place had the money to burn a cd from every artist.

explodicle ,

You’re not wrong, but there were definitely people who spent tons of time listening to music at the record store.

schmidtster ,

I guess, I was thinking of strictly purchasing. Yeah some people do just go and hang out and chill instead.

Franconian_Nomad ,

There were actual listening stations with headphones here in Germany at certain media chains. Some people spent whole afternoons in there.

But yeah, the opposite did exist. I remember, when I was a teenager friends got a dozen or more CDs for their birthday. Good old 1998.

TropicalDingdong ,

Also standing there for 45 minutes to listen to the entire thing? Who actually does that?

Me. It was me. I was 14. I listened to the whole thing. I think the name of the store was “The Warehouse” and maybe another was called “Good Guys”? But yeah. Both. I’d take the bus to the mall and sit on that raggedy ass carpet that smelled like a movie theater floor and listened to the whole damn album. All of them actually (usually like 6-8 per station?) until the manager told me to leave. A couple times clerks would hook me up with burned demos.

But yeah. It was me.

schmidtster ,

I guess as an escape, was thinking purely consumerism. My bad.

Peaty ,

Sugar Ray surprised many people by being a punk band that had a pop song or two.

teamevil ,

I bought 3 Monster Magnet albums looking for Mean Machine

thelsim ,
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God, I miss test listens. My favorite record store was very easy going in this, they’d happily let me stand there listening to most of the CD. The unspoken rule was that if you spend that much time listening, you’re going to buy it anyway.
One of the few shops where I always felt welcome.

SpaceNoodle ,

Never saw a music shop with a communal CD player that allowed you to remove the CD shrink wrap.

CylustheVirus ,

Kazaa, limewire. One - Metallica.mp3.exe as far as the eye can see.

DmMacniel ,

That file was the best. I could have made a collection out of them xD

Getawombatupya ,

Format C:, Reinstall XP

DmMacniel ,

In 1999? Uuuuh.

scytale , to memes in oof

When people who didn’t like rock/metal bought an Extreme album because they thought all the songs were like More Than Words.

BruceTwarzen ,

I'll never forget walking into a record store, looking at a cannibal corpse album. The guy working there looked at me and said if i want the album for free. I was a teen with like 9 dollars to my name so i said of course, thank you. When i asked why he said: because it FUCKING SUCKS.

teamevil ,

Fuck off…Butchered at Birth fixed all the shitty alternative albums with one hit. Fuck off Letters to Cleo

Peaty ,

While the shred guitar nerds were wondering what the fuck Nuno Bettancourt was playing with that track.

Eczpurt , to memes in Look, a keystone species

Squirrels in it for the long con.

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