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Annoyed_Crabby , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

It’s called an XBus now. Yes it’s not better.

But this is actually a pretty cool ev, the bed is swappable.

Rayspekt ,

The day is saved, we found a totally not memable name for our vehicle.

Viking_Hippie ,

Would possibly create some confusion in Denmark where the public inter-region busses are called X-Bus…

SkybreakerEngineer ,

The next one will be called xbus 360, then xbus one, then one s…

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

I don’t get it. Please tell me the double entendere of “XBus.”

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

XXXbus

tacosanonymous , to memes in How's your housing market these days?

I know what I’ve got. Serious buyers only.

EmergMemeHologram , to memes in shocked, I say

Steve Harvey wrote a book explaining why him cheating on his wife was his wife’s fault for being too slutty.

Then they made two movies out of it.

MelodiousFunk , to memes in *sigh* *clack-a-clack-a-clack-a-clack*
@MelodiousFunk@startrek.website avatar
xpinchx ,

I hate how most of my job is being a professional emailer.

misterundercoat ,

This is a cute comic, but it would be much, much worse if the director was the type to send change requests directly to the junior associate.

Because it won’t just be font size. It will be some impractical idea that you’ve already ruled out in three weeks ago in meetings with your manager, but now you have to drop everything and waste more time spinning wheels to either attempt the director’s dumb idea, or you have to spend time explaining to him why you’ve already ruled it out, and do so without seeming lazy or insubordinate.

While you’re doing this special task for the director, your workload is piling up and your manager thinks you’re slacking because the director emails you directly and never bothers to CC your supervisor. You can try to diligently CC your supervisor on all replies, and even mention your supervisor in emails (the classic “looping in x”), but rest assured, the director will never use reply-all.

dumbass , to memes in Public Service Announcement
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I got my hours cut to 4 days a week so I could actually have some rest.

I work retail and was working in the meat department which takes 3 people minimum to run efficiently, it was just me and occasionally my boss who was in-charge of the other fresh departments , killed my mental health and my knee got fucked from single handedly running the entire department.

Then I had to get my dog of 15 years put down and because of that job, the last couple of months I was too tired to do things with her as much, so I went " fuck this shit" told my boss I’m unable to fulfil my full time contract and requested hours cut to 4 days max, citing physical and mental health reasons.

Now I get to chill out working fresh produce throwing fruit and veg up, 4 days a week with a bunch of days off scattered around, which I quite enjoy and my mental and physical health are getting better.

Dave ,
@Dave@lemmy.nz avatar

I worked full time in a produce department years ago. It was physically demanding for an hour or two in the morning unloading the truck and stacking it away, then it was mostly playing cricket out the back with a plank, an onion, and a rubbish bin for the wicket.

aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Cheesing it up

Honestly, the idea that America has a network of cheese caves makes the country a little bit more awesome.

Track_Shovel OP ,

The best part is that dealing with old mines is a big issue (socially, land use wise, and environmentally). Re-purposing them as cheese caves has me howling.

underwire212 , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

If you get to this point it’s far too late.

Generally though if you suspect your opponent is going to be using the guillotine, you want to try and either reduce inequality or increase security.

Blade9732 ,

And for God’s sake, don’t mention cake.

lowleveldata ,

Why don’t they eat cheese burgers if they don’t have food

Senseless ,

You know what they call a quarter pounder with cheese in France?

ArmoredThirteen ,

A cake?

Senseless ,

They call it a Royale with cheese.

slacktoid , to piracy in GOG basically acknowledges piracy in a meme
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

I own and buy games from GOG. Especially if its a game i like. That way its actually mine. I hope they never change.

SomethingBurger ,

It’s not yours. You buy a revocable license. Read their TOS.

apotheotic ,

How are they going to take the file off my computer?

BillionsMustSeed ,
@BillionsMustSeed@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Mr. GOG comes to your house and destroys the drive you’re storing the game on

SomethingBurger ,

Same as every other store with DRM: they won’t. Still doesn’t mean you own your games.

apotheotic ,

Right, but a store with DRM can effectively prevent me from playing the games, that’s where my ownership effectively ends.

With GOG, there’s no DRM. So in all senses except some weird philosophical context, I do own the game. I paid money and received a file(s) that I can relocate, make backups of, burn to disc, archive, etc.

You could argue that if they revoke the license and I continue using the file that I have on my computer, that I’m now committing piracy, but that’s getting into a big technicality

slacktoid ,
@slacktoid@lemmy.ml avatar

Gog has no drm. So effectively who cares.

vox ,
@vox@sopuli.xyz avatar

does it matter if that license is only needed to download the game? once you have it downloaded, it doesn’t matter if the license gets revoked (it only grants you the ability to download the game, and use galaxy online/social features such as achievements and multiplayer)

Buddahriffic ,

But DRM-free means there’s no mechanism to revoke that license. Which is really how it should be because entities shouldn’t be able to benefit from a sale and then retract their side of the deal and keep the money just because they made up some terms that say they can do that.

Zuberi , to memes in *sheepish grin*
@Zuberi@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I feel like I am being targeted with this post, how do I report something as harassment?

The_wild_card ,

Press the three dots

Press report

Type reason

Send

UnRelatedBurner ,

u snitch

jaybone ,

You need to press control alt delete and then insert a bent paper clip into the small hole in your CD-ROM drive. No, not that hole, the other one. Oops, you just made a five volt connection which fried every board in the system. Now you need to contact Compaq support. But they were just acquired by HP. And Fry’s went out of business. But it’s Thursday evening and Lost season 3 is starting tonight. Will Kate hook up with Jack or Sawyer?

UnrepententProcrastinator ,

Create a niche community for that.

MissJinx ,
@MissJinx@lemmy.world avatar

You phone os always recording

atlasraven31 , to memes in Nintendo doing the smarting

It’s a shame about Yuzu. Have you heard about this new emulator called Nuzu?

Sorse ,
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar
AFC1886VCC ,

“Sue you” lmao

InputZero ,

Don’t forget about it’s inevitable fork “suye”.

bigkahuna1986 ,

This aged like milk.

asexualchangeling ,

Don’t be silly, milk lasts a whole lot longer

AreaKode , to lemmyshitpost in SHOTS FIRED!
hex_m_hell ,

I love that the acorn has creepy squirrel hands.

XTornado ,

If I had seen that I would have also panicked and shooted everywhere.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in efficiency

The desks in Skyrim are just clouds embedded in the ground and recoloured.

Cris_Color ,
@Cris_Color@lemmy.world avatar

The desks are clouds…? How would clouds even remotely look like desks??

Was this supposed to say rocks? I’m so confused 😅

CodexArcanum ,

I think the joke here is that in Super Mario Bros (NES), the bushes are recolored clouds, with their bottoms hidden by the ground. By changing the reference to Skyrim, you get a surrealist joke.

Anyway, that’s what I thought the reference was and it made me heartily lol!

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

That and the fact that the desks in Skyrim are bookshelves embedded in the ground.

Empricorn ,

Over my head…

StThicket , to memes in IAMA AMA Tech AMA

Considering that a 12V battery has an internal resistance of 20 milliamps, the potential current through this thing would be approximately 600A.

It might be too hot to handle (pun intended)

Anticorp ,

Is it really 600 amps? That seems rather high. I do know that the one time I shocked myself on a car battery, it rocked my world much more than getting shocked by a 110v outlet.

MrPoopbutt ,

V = IR Assuming 12.6V 12.6 = I* 0.02 I = 630

So yeah, it could hit 600A, if only until it got hot enough to melt something or change the chemistry

Anticorp ,

Well that explains why it hurt so much.

helenslunch ,
@helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

They say amps are what kills you. It’s not true. You need a trifecta of current, Voltage and resistance. And usually it has to go through your heart, causing an arrithmea. Though I have seen people get their hands blown off on a 400V system.

Your body has a very high resistance. If your hands are sweaty and you place them directly on a couple of 12V terminals you might get a tingle (I’ve done this several times on accident on 24V bateries).

That’s why I always laugh at the movie trope of people being tortured with battery cables.

But there’s more. Electricity takes the path of least resistance so in this case it would probably bypass your body altogether.

But as soon as you connect this you’ll get a giant spark (basically how welders work). If that doesn’t perturb you and you somehow successfully connected this, it would get REALLY hot and burn you before it shocked you.

Anticorp ,

It has been 20+ years since it happened, but I’m pretty sure I was standing in a little puddle, or my hands were wet (can’t remember which), and my wrench just happened to bump the positive terminal and it was like “POW! Right in the brain!”. Thankfully I didn’t latch on or anything. It was instantaneous, and over in half a second, but it rocked my world for that half second or whatever it was.

ghterve ,

My guess is you were burned more than shocked.

OADINC ,

Wait you can get shocked on a car battery??? I thought 12V was too low for you to feel.

Darkassassin07 ,
@Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca avatar

You can also get that from just the label. The CCA rating (cold cranking amps) is the max current that specific battery can supply in short bursts. 600 CCA is pretty typical, but I’ve seen up to 900 in the batteries I ship.

ULS , to nostupidquestions in Why do christian apologists say the name of the person they're talking to so often? (crosspost from asklemmy)

Idk about apologists or whatever, but…

Saying someone’s name frequently helps build trust. It’s a thing people do in the sales/management/business field too.

Could also just be a non-manipulative thing. But who knows what’s genuine.

Mubelotix ,
@Mubelotix@jlai.lu avatar

I say the names of my closest friends very often, and almost never those of other people. I like to think it helps people who are around to remember how my friends are called, so that they are more likely to engage with us in the future

settoloki ,

If somebody uses my name a lot, I instantly distrust them. I find it creepy. Every time they use my name it’s like they’re dipping their cock in my drink, it’s not a normal way to speak, it requires effort, people that do this are disingenuous and slimy.

Shadow ,
@Shadow@lemmy.ca avatar

I manage people. Whenever I’m complementing someone on their work or thanking them for something, I try to always use their name to show that I really mean it and that I value them.

I don’t know if it works, but it’s a small thing to help go that extra distance.

Sir_Premiumhengst , to memes in Text wrap

Laughs in LaTeX.

Appoxo ,
@Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Laughs in more advanced Word/Libre skills.

Andrew15_5 ,
@Andrew15_5@mander.xyz avatar

Laughs in Typst.

Dingleberry ,

Is latex better than Libre?

Sir_Premiumhengst ,

Depends on who you ask… LaTeX is a typesetting system that uses plain text commands to format and structure documents. Has a bit of a learning curve. It also (usually) does exactly what you ask it for.

Dingleberry ,

So, maybe not worth teaching the in laws, but could be adapted for personal use with some practice?

gornius ,

It’s a go to solution for scientific papers.

rainerloeten ,
@rainerloeten@lemmy.world avatar

Depends on what you wanna do. Also it’s a matter of preferences. For anything more complex than a simple letter or a table I’m using Latex. But although I love Latex, I must acknowledge that for some it’s not the right tool.

It has advantages and disadvantages as everything in life ;) Ask your favorite search engine or LLM what those are, I don’t feel qualified to elaborate on that.

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