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someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in I am the thing that goes *thump* 'Fuck!' in the night

Developer: “Show me where it says I can’t do that.”

chiliedogg ,

Building Official: “International Residential Code §R311.7.5.1”

Kerb , to memes in YARRR
@Kerb@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

im already verry comfortable not owning ubisoft games

urist , to lemmyshitpost in I want to speak to the meat manager
@urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

You don’t know what you ask, traveler. My loins are too tender for you. They will surely kill you.

Godric , (edited )

Butcher! I am telling you I need your tender loins! I am going into battle!

BreadOven ,

You can’t handle my tenderest loins, traveller! My tenderest loins are enough to kill a beast, let alone a man!

Go to a butcher who sells tougher loins!

nul , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

The author of this article would just love my friend. Total trendsetter. Last I saw her, she had this bald look going, looked sick af. But I guess it’s super trendy to splurge on drugs now. How last month she spent like 90% of her paycheck on some new type of chemotherapy pills? Like whoa, bitch, leave some for the rest of us. You know? Typical Cancer.

gardylou , to aboringdystopia in Gourmet Rule

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    M0oP0o OP ,

    Hold up there fancy pants, who is affording rice and beans? In this economy?!

    wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    I yearn to return to 1998.

    superduperenigma ,

    It’s easily the best option on this image. Nothing else even comes close in terms of visual clarity and simple aesthetics.

    vampire ,

    Just install linux and change your gtk/qt theme. It’s that easy.

    NaoPb ,

    It does suck that Linux copies the same terrible themes from Windows and that the older more accessible themes are becoming incompatible with modern Linux distros.

    I just want a Linux that looks like a computer from 1998. Be it Windows, Mac OS X or native Linux.

    wesker , (edited )
    @wesker@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Changing my theme won’t take me back to 1998, Vlad.

    :(

    TxzK , to lemmyshitpost in Sit up straight, damnit

    What? bullshit. My posture is totally fine. ResizedImage_2024-03-04_09-55-16_1471

    bobs_monkey ,

    I sat up lol

    user224 ,
    @user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    https://www.fisheries.noaa.gov/s3/styles/original/s3/2022-09/640x427-Shrimp-White-NOAAFisheries.png

    LemmyKnowsBest ,

    Whenever I see someone doing that, I instinctively do this:

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/2b7638a0-646e-42ca-87bb-7c8da9029664.jpeg

    radicalautonomy , to memes in Invest in hwat?
    @radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

    Tell y’what man, you talk’n bout ol’ crypto, man, I don’t want none-a that ol’ bitcoin, none-a that ethereum, man, that ain’t money, y’know, talkin’ bout dang ol’ dogecoin, man.

    Empricorn , to aboringdystopia in think of the shareholders

    I would never trust a publication that doesn’t use the Oxford comma.

    jabathekek , to memes in chow time
    @jabathekek@sopuli.xyz avatar

    Dad-a-chum? Dum-a-chum? Ded-a-chek? Did-a-chick?

    Iamsqueegee ,

    You remember the face of your father.

    llamapocalypse ,

    They do not meme with their keyboard, they meme with their heart.

    Spot ,
    @Spot@startrek.website avatar

    Thankee sai. …man, my auto correct hated that!

    YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

    Dang. This brought back memories. I might have to do a reread of those books. I remember being disappointed with the last few books.

    pelespirit , to fediverse in Flipboard Starts a PeerTube Instance
    @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

    They have the co-creator of activity pub explaining everything, it’s pretty great. flipboard.video/w/nLKq9MFfyMdLaqAmHtDUWj

    pelespirit ,
    @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I am going to reply to my other one, I don’t want to do a switch and bait in case you don’t like what I’m going to say:

    ActivityPub is planning on having advertising, this isn’t going to be an advertising free space. Towards the end, he talks about it. IMO, they think of the fediverse as like a small town with billboards, retail storefronts, houses, family gatherings, places to date (he mentioned he wanted dating sites to pop up), etc. That you can have one address for all of it and you control the reach. It sounds like, correct me if I’m wrong, it will depend on what instance you’re on, but advertising can and will pop up. I’m not sure how any of that will work in the future, but I did want to mention it to prepare some people. It might be more quiet than pop-ups? I’m not sure.

    all4one ,

    I would imagine it should be easier to block as long as everything is playing by the same rules.

    pelespirit ,
    @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

    He did mention something like that in a vague way, so I didn’t really know for sure what he was saying. I also think he has kind of a naive understanding of how these companies are going to go all in on trying to advertise the shit out of stuff so they can make more money, following the rules or not.

    all4one ,

    Yeah I definitely think they will also try to abuse it any way they can eventually.

    Lucia ,
    @Lucia@eviltoast.org avatar

    Timestamp for the discussion about ads:

    flipboard.video/w/nLKq9MFfyMdLaqAmHtDUWj?start=37…

    Valon_Blue ,
    @Valon_Blue@sh.itjust.works avatar

    That’s who he is!? I just followed him because I liked his posts lol.

    pelespirit ,
    @pelespirit@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I don’t think he’s here on lemmy, but from the interview, here’s his tag cosocial.ca/

    Valon_Blue ,
    @Valon_Blue@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Yeah, I follow him on Mastodon.

    Gork , to memes in D'aww

    Just trying to get at that donutussy

    Tetsuo ,

    https://jlai.lu/pictrs/image/1064b82f-6b14-4d2f-bd19-c88d7e9dc55a.webp

    ReakDuck ,

    I feel like in a class. We learn the same memes, we remember the memes together

    psycho_driver , to workreform in How in the hell

    Look at Mr. fancy pants, sleeping in until 6:30 every morning.

    jsveiga , to technology in Musk's new idea

    Since his acquisition shenanigans started, I felt like that was like a spoiled billionaire kid who didn’t get the reverence he thought he deserved from a waiter, then proceeded to buy the restauran chain just to close it.

    zeppo ,
    @zeppo@lemmy.world avatar

    Also, “this restaurant serves people who like food I don’t like. I’ll buy it and then they must order what I prefer from now on”

    sundrei ,
    @sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Musk is so addicted to Twitter (or whatever they end up calling it) that he bought it to ensure he would never be banned. So it’s like he bought the restaurant, fired the staff, put shit on the menu, and none of it matters to him because he still gets to sit at his favorite table and no one can tell him to leave.

    stopthatgirl7 , to technology in Musk's new idea
    @stopthatgirl7@kbin.social avatar

    Oh boy, he’s about to do something stupid.

    ArugulaZ ,

    Then back off when it proves to be a failure... then come back to that very bad idea when nobody's looking, because he really, really wants it.

    hydro033 ,

    Didn't he say a long time ago it's going to become "X"

    30isthenew29 ,

    Such a stupid name too.

    VanillaGorilla ,

    Yes, it's ... let me check the calendar ... a day, do obviously he's about to do something stupid.

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