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SilverShark , to lemmyshitpost in efficiency

I honestly don’t see the similarity. So nice rotating, scaling, moving skills I guess.

Deconceptualist , to lemmyshitpost in Fuck them right in the...?

It’s pretty disgusting that here in 2024 they would still use outdated and inappropriate terms like horsepower and foot-pounds.

ame ,

For some reason one of my calc classes in college used imperial instead of metric and it really highlighted the absurdity of it

anarchy79 ,
@anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

Footpounding is a legitimate, if waning, practice.

ObviouslyNotBanana , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen
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They’re running that thing a bit too hot

GladiusB ,
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Just a tad

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
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I honestly don’t really see anything else that’s horribly wrong here. It’s a home made stove. I kind of like it

jpreston2005 ,

the air intake on the bottom doesn’t even have a door, it’s just running on max all the time

ObviouslyNotBanana ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

That’s true. I chose to trust the text that it was adjustable. I was about to write it but decided not to.

Buddahriffic ,

Maybe it used to have a door but it has since been vaporized.

Ragdoll_X , (edited ) to memes in Dragons
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Dragons in American folklore:

https://i.redd.it/v73yohlgwz161.png

Wodge ,
@Wodge@lemmy.world avatar

They also have the Bad Dragons.

Iron_Lynx ,

They’re pretty interesting. Look one up if you have the time, like during a break at work

Dud ,
@Dud@lemmy.world avatar

My dad printed their logo on a bunch of beer mugs once for a promotional thing they were doing. I use it on occasion since we got to keep one makes for an interesting conversation piece.

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

What is the cursed image

Thcdenton ,
jawa21 ,

His time as the mascot was so weird.

Thcdenton ,
lars ,

Yes. Yipes generally.

DumbAceDragon ,
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar
Maultasche , to lemmyshitpost in Checkmate

The French Opening

KrokanteBamischijf ,

Simple counter: Don’t be French.

problematicPanther ,
@problematicPanther@lemmy.world avatar

don’t be french aristocracy

femboy_bird ,

Counter with the russian defense only if they play the napoleon gambit

InEnduringGrowStrong , to lemmyshitpost in Zen
@InEnduringGrowStrong@sh.itjust.works avatar

New in-bowl ad-screen market.

NegativeInf ,

They already have a smart toilet to chemically analyze your piss. I’m feeling an inefficiency in the market.

FireRetardant ,
brbposting ,

Any more with these actors?

DumbAceDragon , to linuxmemes in Love me some arbitrary executed code /s (Plasmoids are not themes)
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

Technically linux users need third party tools to even boot into a usable OS.

festnt ,

if everything is third party then nothing is? my guess is thats the idea at least

boredsquirrel OP ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Thats why you have RedHat, SUSE, Canonical etc. Legal entities that offer warranty for that random bundle. Insurance that issues will be fixed.

Because if you are just “a racoon digging for free code” you have nothing to request from anyone.

TrickDacy ,

Big akshually vibes

FiskFisk33 , (edited )

difference is you dont need a third party tool to change the thing, if you’re unhappy with the thing, you change the thing out itself, you are not stuck with it.

jol ,

Yes but we get to choose the bloat we want. Windows uses need bloat to cover up the native bloat.

merthyr1831 ,

Not if you call it GNU/Linux 🤓☝️

Presi300 ,
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Flyswat , to programmerhumor in Daemon calls kill -9 on children

Shhh don’t tell them about the zombies

citrusface , to lemmyshitpost in Not happening, dude

At least he was chill about it and was like " yeah - I get it. "

Tebbie ,

A good salesman knows what he is selling.

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in C O L O N I Z E

This is how TLOU starts in real life.

variants ,
db2 ,

An otherwise healthy person can take care of a candida problem by eating a tbsp of coconut oil a day for a week, fyi. It’ll cause a big die off of the infection so you’ll feel like shit for a couple days while the dead yeast bits flood your waste management system though. Cut back sugar during so you’re not feeding the little fuckers while trying to kill them also.

TLOU was cordyceps, the same fungus that makes zombie ants. Thankfully not the same thing.

tootoughtoremember ,

I always thought it was a tbsp of maple syrup a day to take care of a canadian problem

tuxtey ,

That just turns you more Canadian

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Unless you get Vermont syndrome

feedum_sneedson ,

Yes, I don’t believe you.

db2 ,

I’m glad you don’t, because you’ll look it up on reputable sources at some point as a result.

Here’s one in case anyone else doesn’t want to take the time to do that.

feedum_sneedson ,

Okay - I’m not going to take this further because I know what candida people are like, but even the title of that paper means it’s not relevant to a living human. Orange juice will kill cancer cells in vitro, it’s meaningless to extrapolate from that. Maybe a coconut oil massage is in order next time I’m feeling a little thrushy, but that’s about it.

db2 , (edited )

You’re laboring under the mistaken impression that I care what you do. The way you started your book of a reply though, I’m gonna go ahead and block you now. Have a nice day.

Edit: A couple more blocked now, +2 noise reduction.

aBundleOfFerrets ,

This is a public forum so people are rightfully pointing out incorrect information, don’t take it personally.

dual_sport_dork ,
@dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world avatar

That guy’s reply was 20 words fewer than your original post blithering about coconut oil.

volvoxvsmarla ,

C. albicans had the highest susceptibility to coconut oil (100%), with a minimum inhibitory concentration (MIC) of 25% (1:4 dilution)

Unless you eat 1/4 of your body weight in coconut oil this seems to be very irrelevant to human health.

db2 ,

Maybe if my body weight consisted entirely of yeast… that’s the realm of science fiction though.

volvoxvsmarla ,

That’s… Not how concentrations work.

If you eat a spoon of coconut oil the stuff in it won’t magically appear only in the places in your body that are infected, let alone somehow find the yeast cell and cover it in a nice toxic film, all while avoiding being digested in any way. You’re thinking of some pre programmed, intelligent coconut oil or, well, science fiction indeed.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

Look i get a little yeasty sometimes and I need medical advice from the internet give me a break

Maggoty ,

A healthy person doesn’t have Candida Auris.

AVincentInSpace ,

“But we don’t want people who watched ‘The Last of Us’ to think we’re all going to die,” Javaid said. “This is an infection that occurs in extremely ill individuals who are usually sick with a lot of other issues.”

bruh

DODOKING38 ,

Well how do you think it starts, soon enough the fungi will become smarter and start infecting less sick individuals

nifty , to memes in Well that sucks
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I don’t understand, why not just mandate that parents should implement parental controls or something instead of blocking it for everyone? I think this is more the religious right agenda in action. Edit: not what pornhub did, but what TX was trying to do

captainlezbian ,

Because they oppose porn for everyone

acetanilide ,

Except the gay porn, for themselves

captainlezbian ,

They oppose that too. Many are the Anthony Comstock type

theangryseal ,

What a knob.

acetanilide ,

The whole biography was yikes and somehow got worse with every line

captainlezbian ,

Yeah he’s a real son of a bitch. And his legacy still haunts us.

lolcatnip ,

That motherfucker singlehandedly proved that free speech in the US is a myth.

Madison420 ,

That’s likely what they wanted and pornhub said “no, were not spending money to implement your fascist bullshit, instead no porn for you. Good luck.”

The murder and rape rate are about to skyrocket in Texas sadly enough.

ohlaph ,

I thought the same thing when I read that. I mean, there are other porn sites, but it’ll still drive up sexual assault.

Madison420 ,

Pornhub will lead the way, it’s extra cost and no business wants that shit.

mostNONheinous ,

They already had 26,000 rape related pregnancies, just 26,000 rape related pregnancies, NOT 26,000 total rapes.

ohlaph ,

Texas needs to control people because they believe in small government. How else do you display freedom and amall government other than restricting rights and punishing people? /s

exocrinous ,

Yes, this is part of their strategy to implement small government by controlling what hormones people can put in their bodies and whether they can have an abortion. The mandatory genital inspections for kids are also part of their small government initiative.

Default_Defect ,
@Default_Defect@midwest.social avatar

Remember when “penis inspection day” was just a dumb joke on the internet and not an imminent possibility?

exocrinous ,

I really like the penis inspection day joke, because it constructs a narrative of systemic rape culture that would have easily been normalised if it were real, and draws attention to the normalisation. It gets people thinking about rape culture without even noticing that they’re thinking. And thereby vaccinates people against normalisation of systemic rape. I believe the shitposters who laughed at penis inspection day memes are more likely to understand the absurdity of actual anti-trans legislation.

Ephera , to lemmyshitpost in efficiency

Generally more than half of the rock is underground, so while it might be only one rock, you see many distinct sides of it…

intensely_human ,

Most rocks are one sided actually.

A7thStone , to memes in fries are another $8.00

I hate those fucking stools. I swear they were invented to be so uncomfortable that once you’ve choked down that mediocre overpriced burger you want to leave as soon as possible because your ass hurts.

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

How the fuck do you even

Blum0108 ,

The first thing you have to do is

clubb ,
@clubb@lemmy.world avatar

Manage to price tater tots at 1 dollar

thanks_shakey_snake ,

Then what you do is

LemmyKnowsBest ,

always order everything to go and take it home and eat it in the comfort of my own bed.

restaurants are so uncomfortable.

xpinchx ,

What’s wrong with you 😧

HerbalGamer ,
@HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works avatar

nothing?

Death_Equity ,

When you eat so many luxury burger that you can only afford a studio, there isn’t any other seating than bed.

exocrinous ,

Remember to get an avocado toast side

Coreidan ,

You eat in your bed? Ngl that is nasty

dependencyinjection ,

In what way?

Genuinely curious if it’s because you might get food in bed or the act of eating where you sleep?

Coreidan ,

100% because of mess

Raxiel ,

Don’t worry, they mean the bed of their truck. The airflow at highway speeds ensure all crumbs are carried away immediately!

Sanctus ,
@Sanctus@lemmy.world avatar

They’re shitty amazon order stools I bet.

PoolloverNathan ,

Getting people to leave quickly allows more people to enter, which means more burgers served.

PatMustard ,

I assume they got them cheap when a school science lab was upgrading to something made this century

Sterile_Technique , to lemmyshitpost in Now who is laughing?
@Sterile_Technique@lemmy.world avatar

Hmmm, send it back to R&D. The expelled gasses going directly into the horn would only produce a single-toned “HONK”. Instead, those gasses could be used to inflate a cuff that’s wrapped around a more traditional style clown horn bulb, squeezing the bulb and producing that same noise; but as the cuff loses pressure and bulb reinflates, the air it draws back will produce second tone, providing the clown horn’s signature “HEE-HAW” that our prospective murder victims expect and deserve.

Kowowow ,

You could skip a lot of effort by just using g a rubber chicken

NoSpiritAnimal ,
@NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world avatar

Yes but direct gas impingement on a rubber chicken is going to wear some parts. Better to have an indirect system and avoid carbon deposits in your comedy noisemakers.

FlyingSquid ,
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Carlo ,

Wow, way to take advantage of the one opportunity you’ll ever have to use this gif, lol.

FlyingSquid ,
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I try not to miss a good gif opportunity!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
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Smithers, have old man Gower killed

doom_and_gloom , (edited ) to memes in Well that sucks
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  • BigBananaDealer ,
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    last time a state tried to secede a civil war broke out

    w2tpmf ,

    People who say this shit don’t care about history. Or facts. Or consequences.

    There’s no higher purpose for them than being edgy on the Interne.

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  • KillingTimeItself ,

    “chill bro, project 2025 is just edgy humor, we aren’t trying to overthrow democracy. We’re just being satirical. It’s all ironic.”

    DAMunzy ,

    Y’allQaeda is not something to encourage

    Theharpyeagle ,

    Texas makes up nearly half of the US’s domestic oil production, no way in hell they’d ever let that go.

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