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Fizz , to memes in I hope my displeasure isn't too obvious
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I do this when eating food I don’t like and I used to be a very fussy eater. I was at my friends house and she cooked food and I was forcing it down to be polite and she asked if I liked the food. I said yeah its really good and she burst out laughing because apparently my face looked like I was eating a war head. She said I can tell when you don’t like something because you always scrunch your face. Apparently I used to do it in conversations as well.

Empricorn , to lemmyshitpost in Extra sharp

No less weird than some of the weapons in Elden Ring.

Xantar ,

A freaking severed finger.

Track_Shovel OP ,

You should see what they do with a severed finger on Malazan Book of the Fallen lmao

LordGimp ,

Is it a dildo? Please tell me it’s a dildo lmao

I’ve been trying to make myself get into malazan for a long time but I’m too busy with everything on royalroad rn.

Track_Shovel OP ,

A priestess uses it as a tampon.

LordGimp ,

Ayyyyyy this might just be the push I need to actually invest in the series. Thank you fellow gross enthusiast

Hellstormy , to lemmyshitpost in How kiwi fruit is made
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Track_Shovel OP ,
bruhduh ,
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That side eye

WalrusDragonOnABike , to memes in I hope my displeasure isn't too obvious

Don’t worry, I’m probably not looking at your face anyways.

Diplomjodler3 , to memes in I hope my displeasure isn't too obvious

I am in this picture and I don’t like it.

Xantar , to lemmyshitpost in Extra sharp

For a second I saw an orange popsicle without the stick.

altima_neo , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!
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I bet it smells so feety in there

Track_Shovel OP ,

And cheese farts

MicrondeMMMMMMM , to lemmyshitpost in Vulgar
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Nice lmao 🤣

taiyang , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!

Oh man, I love 1991s MSDos platformer Cheeze Caves. Apobee went on to make Nuke Dukem, Kommander Clean, and Wolfenstain 3D.

IDew , to lemmyshitpost in How kiwi fruit is made

Vegans HATE this one simple trick!

Gork , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!

Being here is good if you’re in a boss fight and you need to eat entire wheels of cheese to restore HP.

TimeNaan ,

I wish that worked irl

loaExMachina , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!

Idk, I’ve heard government cheese was mid.

theangryseal ,

All I know is that I long for it for some damn reason. As an Appalachian kid with too little to eat, that shit was heaven. I don’t know if it was just because I was hungry, but I was sad to see it go.

This made me think of something else too.

My mom used to stop at a gas station, send me in first with a food stamp dollar to buy a .05 cent piece of gum. My brother would do the same thing, then we’d drive down to the next station and do it again. Finally, at the third station we’d come to the car and give my mom the change. Once we were done, she could afford enough gas to go visit my aunt and my cousins.

Once the EBT card came out that was over for poor folks.

People would stand outside of gas stations and stop people, “hey bro, I’ll buy you two twelve packs of soda for two bucks. You can get a candy bar too.” They usually end up trespassed. The smart ones would sell the cards for half their value (smart? I know) so they didn’t get banned from stores.

Working in a gas station in Appalachia I seen a number of people open their wallets and have several EBT cards.

Leg ,

Thanks for the share! This is an interesting experience to hear about.

paws , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!
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You would die thirsty.

Aurenkin ,

Melt the cheese then drink it

EtherWhack ,
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Like drinking sea water

peteypete420 ,

I can assure you sea water tastes nothing like melted cheese.

EtherWhack ,
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It’s the salt content. Cheese can cause or worsen dehydration via hypernatremia, just like sea water

Lath , to memes in CHEESE CAVES!

Dunno. People have been crushed to death by cheese wheels. Not sure if any of them had a smile on their face at the time.

Cikos , to lemmyshitpost in How kiwi fruit is made

this is why the kiwi industry is unsustainable. the amount of energy to grow kiwi and lemon food livestock is far out weight the kiwi yield it wont be long until the kiwi industry collapses and consequently the kiwis will become jobless. jobless lead to instability, any young kiwi grow in such environment is prone to radicalization, soon you will have kiwi problem. they will start organizing themselves and demand independence. this is where the kiwi war start.

rtxn ,

It’s too late, they’ve already occupied Australia’s largest island and declared independence.

metaStatic ,

that would be our 2nd largest island

the ones on our largest island only claim the dole

Tenniswaffles ,

New Zealand isn’t a part of Australia?

rtxn ,

That’s the joke.

Tenniswaffles ,

Jokes are supposed to be funny?

rtxn ,

Of course you wouldn’t find it funny, it mocks the people who get so incredibly incensed by a running joke. Congratulations, you’re the meme!

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