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witty_username , to lemmyshitpost in Expertise

Spot the Brit?
Not sure which other countries have 3y bachelor’s degrees and will let you do a PhD without a master’s degree and also have 3y doctorate degrees

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

6 semester for a Bachelor’s degree is pretty common…

witty_username ,

Yes and that addresses only one of the three parts of my statement

robotica ,

Classic internet move

Korne127 ,
@Korne127@lemmy.world avatar

Yes and that addresses only one of the three parts of my statement

Yes I know… But why should I address the parts I agree with?

neuropean ,

Not usually for STEM in America, but we also don’t require a masters degree for PhD.

Still for most people in my program, it was 4 years of undergrad, followed by 2-4 years in a lab, then 5-7 years for a PhD, then another 2-5 years for post-doc, then finally get hired.

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Assuming you get hired after “only” your first postdoc:-). Some people do two or even three of those (though two longer ones can take more time overall than three shorter ones). And yet you hear of people that manage it even then, especially if there is even a temporary upswing somewhere e.g. a “cluster hire”.

These days it seems difficult to speak of what is “standard” b/c the rules seem to have changed radically since the Tea Party rose to power, and rather than things returning to “normal” after the various recessions semi-recently, they instead seem to be shifting to an entirely different state altogether.

It is so bad that a huge fraction of people getting PhDs won’t find jobs in the same specialty area - e.g. physics has been notorious for this for decades already, even though someone trained in that rigorous discipline often has little trouble moving to another area where they are often in high demand:-).

DrBob ,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

The length/number of post-docs scales directly with your start up costs.

Need a computer and a desk? You can go on the market right after your PhD or one post-doc. Need seven figures of equipment plus animal space? Don’t expect to get a job until you’re pushing forty.

Committees want to see a strong funding track record before they make that kind of investment

OpenStars ,
@OpenStars@startrek.website avatar

Meh, would it not depend more on the saturation of the field? Like a physicist may literally only need a computer and desk (and a small salary, supported by teaching), while a biologist might need lets say contracting funds to do DNA sequencing, and yet even in that scenario the latter might still find a job more readily than the former? Though heavily influenced by factors such as willingness to move to elsewhere especially another country.

Additionally which (sub-)field someone is in has implications for how readily available even small amounts of funds are, especially if the various committees are using the hiree to obtain funds from a known source?

Canopyflyer ,

Where do you need a Masters to attain a PhD? Honest question, I just never heard of it before.

My wife attained her MD/PhD from the University of Chicago/Pritzker and does not have a Masters. She’s on the MD/PhD committee for her university and they do not require anything other than a BS in the field of study.

With that said, it probably isn’t much of a stretch to just get a Masters in the way to a PhD.

Me? I’m depriving some poor village of its idiot. I have a BS and that’s it.

Please_Do_Not ,

Definitely depends on the field. Most “humanities” studies require a masters first, although for that reason many PhD programs include the step of getting your masters so it can all be done as a single track. So still a standard ~6 year program but you get both, masters after the first 3 and then PhD after 3 more. I’ve only ever run with folks in humanities I’m realizing, so I didn’t even realize there were PhDs you could get without a masters

DrBob ,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

But to his point the UK is the place I know that will take a three year undergrad for a PhD program.

beerclue ,

In the EU it’s usually like that. 3 years for a bachelor’s, 2 years for a master’s, only then you can start pursuing a phd.

I graduated in 2005, and back then we had a different system, where I did a single 5 year program for a computer science degree (engineering), that today is the equivalent of a master’s (diplom engineer). I could have continued to go for a dedicated master’s, another 2 years, but I got lazy.

Amaltheamannen ,

This is true in Sweden. Though by the 5 year program you might be Swedish too. // Got a civilingenjörsexamen

KISSmyOS ,

In Germany you can officially start a phd program with a bachelor’s, and I assume it’s the same all over Europe, since the degrees are supposed to be compatible.
No one does it without a master’s, and no prof will accept you into a phd program without one, but theoretically on paper it’s not needed.

DrBob ,
@DrBob@lemmy.ca avatar

I came from a very large lab; 18 post-docs, and half a dozen grad students. The general observation about the PhD portion of the MD/PhD program is that it tends to be very programmatic research. Typically applying a known technique to a neglected but not novel area. The straight PhDs had much higher expectations for novelty and depth. The MD/PhDs were out in three and the PhDs were five to six.

Canopyflyer ,

Someone should have told my wife’s program that.

But I can understand how that would happen.

Today she’s looking to stress cells in a lab to promote a mis-folded protein response that mimics how it happens in the body. At least that’s how far my IT guy understanding goes. She’s found herself running a BSL 3 lab working with nasty micro organisms and that is not her field. It’s just the path her research lead he down.

ninpnin ,

All of continental europe?

Canopyflyer ,

I get that this is the Internet.

But how about this one time, we all converse as adults.

How does that sound?

An adult response would have been:

“Virtually all European universities require a Masters to attain a PhD.”

This is Lemmy and not Reddit after all.

ninpnin ,

This is the most reddit response Ive ever gotten lmao

Duxon ,

The fuck did I just read?

wandermind ,

There are roughly speaking two kinds of systems. The kind of system where Bachelor is the default degree you get from university, and you can go on to get a Masters and/or a doctorate. And the other kind of system where the default university degree is a combined Bachelor and Masters, and you can study further to get a doctorate. The latter kind is in use in a lot of continental Europe, at least.

Hawk ,

Australia, New Zealand, Europe, Asia.

I’ve never heard of Masters for PhD? Coursework is opposite direction?

betterdeadthanreddit , to lemmyshitpost in brutal

After some use (assuming no preparation or protective coverings), that will probably look like a shit post.

umbrella ,
@umbrella@lemmy.ml avatar

bloodpost

Milk_Sheikh ,

Take you upvote and git

Sibbo , to lemmyshitpost in Cast out from the jungle / With no rations or canteen

Warms the whole workshop within ten minutes? More like burns down the whole workshop within ten minutes.

ralakus ,

At least everyone inside will be warm for the rest of their lives

not_again ,

Give a man a fire and he is warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he is warm for the rest of his life.

Holzkohlen ,

GNU Terry Pratchett

Ravi ,

*also warms the neighbours house in ten 5

saltnotsugar , to memes in How many do you need?! *sobs*

As a rule these pillows are never comfortable, overly expensive, and you can’t make forts out of them.

Spaghetti_Hitchens ,

Forts per pillow is a very important and often neglected stat

craftyindividual ,

It’s the fort that counts.

DumbAceDragon , to lemmyshitpost in Lay them on me
@DumbAceDragon@sh.itjust.works avatar

If that happened it’d be the year of the linux desktop.

loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It is the year of the Linux desktop

PhobosAnomaly ,

It’s the two certainties of life:

  1. Death
  2. Taxes
  3. It is the year of the Linux desktop
  4. Half Life 3 is just around the corner
  5. I’m terrible at maths
loudWaterEnjoyer ,
@loudWaterEnjoyer@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Certain taxes sounds like a skill issue

Empricorn ,

…and so are the next thirteen.

numanair ,

Is this a joke about the 2038 problem?

Empricorn ,

I’m not smart enough to come up with that, but thank you for giving me the credit!

orphiebaby ,

I think they mean “mainstream”.

rayf , to lemmyshitpost in Elder scrolls
velox_vulnus , to memes in Apple

Honestly, I also don’t like Android. But well, Linux phones are still lagging behind, which is a shame, or else I would have gone for one.

JusticeForPorygon ,
@JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t android built off Linux?

tsugu OP ,
@tsugu@slrpnk.net avatar

It technically is, but “Linux” in Android’s case is meant as the kernel.

pixelscript ,

In a rather unorthodox way, yes.

Android is one of those rare examples of a Linux kernel not being paired with GNU tools. I believe Android wrote their own versions of all the tools they wanted.

The kernel is also extremely locked down by default. They very intentionally designed the OS in such a way that every facet of the kernel is kept abstracted away from you. It’s about as black-boxed as you can get, to the point where the fact that it’s Linux underneath is almost meaningless.

xor ,

iOS is a unix-like operating system too (but doesn’t use the linux kernel… also, linux isn’t really an operating system, it’s a kernel

sverit ,

And MacOS is BSD :)

db2 , to lemmyshitpost in Teenage boys everywhere are lining up to see this movie...

I think they could have done something that didn’t look like a Fleshlight though. This one doesn’t even look like a sand worm… it’s barely a passable Sarlacc.

unreachable ,
@unreachable@lemmy.world avatar

they knew, from the start

NoneYa , (edited )

Exactly. Memes are free advertisements for them and will be reposted forever everywhere.

hOrni ,

Might be possible. I wasn’t going to see Dune and never bought popcorn at the movies. But I am going to now. Yes, I am lonely.

HonkTonkWoman ,

If I was slinging popcorn in that fuck bucket, I’d be thinking twice before asking “Would you like extra butter?”

Gork ,

Yes please ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Steve ,

No, semen please.

CoolBeance , to memes in The second coming is near
@CoolBeance@lemmy.world avatar

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

lemmy_nightmare ,
@lemmy_nightmare@sh.itjust.works avatar

I don’t know. Those nasty people jerking off to Waluigi’s hentai. Goddammit. One could try rule34, nasty place. But who would even want to go there to find such things?

cows_are_underrated ,

On r34 you can find waluigi porn. Trust me. You don’t want to see it.

registrert ,
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  • Thranduil ,

    Rule34.xxx for the main one

    RIP_Cheems ,
    @RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world avatar

    Well now I want to see it cause you said not too.

    M137 ,

    Ever heard of search engines? They’re pretty cool, you can find anything you want, just type the words and you’ll get what the words describe.

    Holzkohlen ,

    It’s a sort of running gag, a text based meme if you will. Let people have their fun.

    ElBarto ,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    You don’t find Waluigi hentai, Waluigi Hentai finds you!

    Sylver , to memes in Weld it, fix it, grind it, cool it....

    Is it mandatory to say “Bite my shiny metal ass” while wearing it?

    NegativeInf ,

    Bite my shiny metal mask? Ahh. Whatever. You know it baby.

    swab148 ,
    @swab148@startrek.website avatar

    I’ll make my own welding! With blackjack and hookers!

    Hupf ,

    It’s me, Welder!

    ElBarto ,
    @ElBarto@sh.itjust.works avatar

    I can only read that in Zoidbergs voice.

    Tar_alcaran , to lemmyshitpost in Overthrow a Government and Install a Puppet Dictator? The CIA will do it for Bananas!

    Thankfully, there’s a wiki page

    en.m.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_CIA_controversies

    ivanafterall ,
    @ivanafterall@kbin.social avatar

    The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) has been the subject of a number of controversies...

    God, what a fitting start/title.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    Resignation of officials and agents who would not work for Donald Trump

    I didn’t think I would come away with my opinion of the CIA improved.

    casual_turtle_stew_enjoyer ,

    For the rep they get, they actually do objectively more good than bad. It’s just that you’ll never hear about most the good and the bad sometimes tends to get extraordinarily bad. That’s just how it works, it’s why they were founded.

    Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In ,

    I just didn’t expect that topic in a list of controversies.

    vaultdweller013 ,

    Most of the CIA is doing boring ass grunt work or important but secret shit that kinda could get everyone involved killed. For example sabotage of say Russian infrastructure or training of groups like the Kurds. And then on the otherhand you have some random agents drugging eachother and captured foreign spies.

    Socsa ,

    Let’s be honest here. Which country’s secret paramilitary espionage service hasn’t been the subject of several controversies?

    coolusername ,

    This isn’t an all sides bad thing.

    FangedWyvern42 ,
    @FangedWyvern42@lemmy.world avatar

    Wikipedia Editing

    Seeing this listed next to things like “Human Rights Concerns” made me chuckle.

    ICastFist ,
    @ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

    It’s just like that TvTrope! tvtropes.org/pmwiki/…/ArsonMurderAndJaywalking

    muntedcrocodile , to linuxmemes in I respect people who don't like snaps, but Canonical will not abandon a successful project
    @muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

    I mean I used to used to use Ubuntu for my server now I use Debian cos fuck snaps.

    cyborganism ,

    Ow! My brain!

    Ensign_Crab ,

    So I didn’t realize that the snaps logo is an origami bird.

    “It was like a piece of self-opening origami, or a rosebud blooming into a rose in just a few seconds. Where just a few moments earlier there had been a smoothly curved black disk, there was now a bird. A bird, hovering there.” - Douglas Adams, describing the Hitchhiker’s Guide, Mk. II, from Mostly Harmless.

    A bit on the nose there, Canonical.

    possiblylinux127 ,

    The other day I tested Ubuntu just to see if it had gotten any better. It has become worse.

    barsquid ,

    Same, I used to always pick Ubuntu to spin up servers. Now I pick it never.

    Andromxda ,
    @Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    Same, Debian is the way to go (for servers, I can’t stand it on desktop)

    ILikeBoobies , to piracy in GOG basically acknowledges piracy in a meme

    Drm-free isn’t piracy

    DragonTypeWyvern , to memes in Chat Apps

    Friends don’t make friends install chat apps (besides Signal)

    SundryTornAsunder ,

    Not sure why you were downvoted. I’ve successfully made most of my friends, and my mom for that matter, talk to me on Signal.

    toastal ,

    The comment implies Signal is peak chat when it’s flawed & other than maybe onboarding, isn’t superior to alternatives—with the phone number being a pro for onboarding is a con for privacy. It still requires you have an Android or iOS primary device (fueling that duopoly). They don’t want you installing it from a safer space like F-Droid. They still by default send notification metadata to Google & Apple (websocket support exists but drains a fair amount of battery & they refuse to support UnifiedPush). They still ship/use Apple emoji on Android & Linux. It’s still a centralized system you can’t self-host. They still have that missing part of the source code (where I would assume the feds planted something). It still isn’t a good space large chats. And the Electron desktop apps are far too bloated.

    SundryTornAsunder ,

    And the Electron desktop apps are far too bloated.

    No argument. Electron is categorically silly in its own right, lol.

    They don’t want you installing it from a safer space like F-Droid.

    F-Droid is by no means safe; use Droidify.

    They still by default send notification metadata to Google & Apple (websocket support exists but drains a fair amount of battery & they refuse to support UnifiedPush).

    Easy: use the FOSS version of Molly instead of the default Signal app.

    JohnDoe ,

    Hi, could you touch on why F-Droid is less safe? Is it because they package (I think that’s the term?) stuff themselves?

    SundryTornAsunder , (edited )

    Certainly.

    To answer your question: yeah, pretty much.

    I got all of this information, originally, through this guy’s channel (Side Of Burritos on YouTube):

    1. www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzpVI4zaso0
    2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAbgeJau3eE
    3. www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFz57zNR_M0

    It’s also worth mentioning that part three of that series ended up directly inspiring another project called Obtanium, which he then did a video on here:

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=JiN37bn0OE8

    flubba86 ,

    Signal is the best, but no way I’m going to be able to get my wife, my friends, my parents and in-laws to use it.

    DragonTypeWyvern ,

    Have you considered emotional blackmail?

    flubba86 ,

    No, I haven’t reached that point yet.

    Colour_me_triggered ,

    Do yo need a wife, friends, parents, or in-laws?

    Pixel ,

    Can’t even get your wife on it? Damn…

    MorrisonMotel6 , to memes in Not the same thing, my dudes

    Have I lost track of what memes are?

    Track_Shovel OP ,

    Nah, just a low effort shitpost, move on with your day.

    Buttermilk ,
    @Buttermilk@lemmy.ml avatar

    Oh you mean a discretized, and spreadable idea, that propagate through populations? Yeah lost have lost the plot and think it just means like reaction gifs or wojaks.

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