one fun trick though if you can carefully peel back the top half of one napkin and then pour a silly amount of salt inside, then tuck the napkin top back in… so when your dad comes back and yanks you guys out some napkins it triggers PTSD and then while you’re laughing thats when you realize thats the last time Dad will come back.
Don’t you hate it when you reach for a napkin but then your hand gets stuck to the dispenser and you watch in horror as the sides of the dispenser morph into tentacles that reach out and mercilessly beat you into bloody mush - or they would, if it were a full-sized mimic, but instead the angry lil guy can only pitter-pat against your wrist and you’re all like
Nyawww, lil napkin mimic, so angry and vish! But bro I kinda need my hands back now
So you pat and stroke the napkin mimic until it calms down and even lets you take a napkin like you wanted?
Yeah, unfortunately I don’t know anything about the source individual. I just read this quote in a book recently (The 4-Hour Work Week). There seemed to be 1-2 great quotes in each chapter and I wrote a few of them down.
@carotte just said https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/pictrs/image/a28f8508-572c-49f3-91bc-2dbbf696e14e.png about a meme where it is much more obvious, but especially without context I think it could be said again that its mean to the depicted bandit to show im as grumpy and having a disfigured stereotypical bandit chin, except when you know these features have somehow caused him to become a bandit. If they are typical features of a bandit depiction, but not based on the actual appearance of bandits (or whatever the guy even is), then it is sadly a stereotype. I want more people to think these thoughts because I liked them.
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