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Norgur , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Na, nothing. Did an update today. Nothing bad happened at al, Because why would it?

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

still read “unattended updates” as “unintended updates” …

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Windows does both

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

It doesn't. It will require you to reboot for every god-damned line of code that has changed.

laurelraven ,

Only when you actually want it to reboot on its own

When you don’t want that, need it to wait for some reason, that’s when it remembers how to reboot on its own

Sonotsugipaa ,
@Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

I swear I heard my PC wake up in the middle of the night on its own several times, back when I used to run W10 on bare metal - god knows what it was doing

Gestrid ,

If it was the second Tuesday of the month, probably updating.

jaybone ,

Mine would wake up and go into my kitchen and eat my Cheetos and drink half of my vodka.

Norgur ,
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

Oh, you actually believed that story? Whoops. Sorry! It was actually me who ate your Cheetos and downed your Vodka.

jaybone ,

Are you me?

spiderman.jpg

nexussapphire ,

Firefox kept crashing because of explicit sync. Nothing new for an nvidia user such as myself. Still never going back to xorg.

Strykker ,

Oh sweet not just me then! Hoping this one gets fixed soon

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

The new nvidia driver has explicit sync, wayland perfect for me since I updated it a week or so ago.

Strykker ,

Yes it was perfect in Wayland till yesterday when I updated and fire fox started crashing with explicit sync errors

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

wuh oh, I haven’t updated in a while, only a couple times since the explicit sync fix and I haven’t had any issues. I was just planning on doing that today though…

Kyatto ,
@Kyatto@leminal.space avatar

Yeah, I just finished my upgrade this morning and got crashing, easy downgrade but hopefully wayland and nvidia can play nice consistently soon lol

nexussapphire ,

Thanks, I wish the same for you friend! I use arch so they’re pretty fast at fixing stuff. Yesterday they pushed an update that minimized the crashing but it’ll probably be totally fixed by today or tomorrow unless it’s a driver bug.

I was a terrible citizen and ignored the problem instead of reporting the bug. I just wanted to get some coding done so I just clicked the restart Firefox button over and over. That minor fix did wonders though! It only crashed two more times to my recollection.

Undaunted ,

Set MOZ_ENABLE_WAYLAND=0 before starting Firefox and it doesn’t crash anymore

nexussapphire ,

Thanks! If it gets annoying I’ll give it a shot.

CorrodedCranium , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
@CorrodedCranium@leminal.space avatar

Is this for hammering down fence posts?

Karcinogen ,

Yes, it’s a T-post driver.

solidgrue ,
@solidgrue@lemmy.world avatar

Misinfo!

That is a professional grade fleshlight with the liner removed for sanitizing.

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

It can be both!

altima_neo ,
@altima_neo@lemmy.zip avatar

Sanitizing?

empireOfLove2 ,
@empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

nah, it’s fer hammering yer nan AYOO

joyjoy ,

No, it’s my fleshlight.

Nomecks ,

No-knock warrants

bobs_monkey ,

Yup, I’ve also used them for driving ground rods before we got a rotohammer with the driver attachment

Norgur , to cat in might of the ancestors
@Norgur@fedia.io avatar

standing on the shoulders of giants.

Toes , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

www.abc.net.au/news/2024-07-19/…/104120260

This has happened and taken a bunch of services down around the world.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

What a garbage.

Just use Linux, SELinux, strong sandboxing, repositories, nonexecutable home directories, strong access control, offline backups.

possiblylinux127 ,

And log monitoring with off machine collections

bobs_monkey ,

How about a testing environment separate from production

cerement ,
@cerement@slrpnk.net avatar

and phased rollouts …

Toes ,

I watched a ocean of computers go dead on the floor because I couldn’t convince the sysadmin to do exactly that when pushing a major change.

Gestrid ,

Any more details?

This sounds like the setup to a fun story.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

And my axe

Revan343 ,

Best I can do is push it worldwide on a Friday morning

luckystarr ,

Does that cost money?

peopleproblems ,

Yes. And time.

We make a lot more money by testing in production, and let the users tell us what’s wrong. It’s much faster.

luckystarr ,

We’ve successfully replaced the entire support team with an HTML form creating tickets for the one developer.

Surefire way to receive that efficiency performance bonus.

Toes ,

But how do I integrate everything into Microsoft 365 with that snazzy OneDrive feature? /s

jaybone ,

You will escort us to sector zero zero one.

WordBox ,

Crowd strike did this to Linux in April.

bulwark ,

access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

interesting it uses eBPF.

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

Damn

Xanvial , (edited )

Pretty sure it’s happened in Linux before, but because it’s much less users, obviously it won’t have same global outage like what happens now

boredsquirrel ,
@boredsquirrel@slrpnk.net avatar

I mean, I run Fedora and ran many others and had multiple crashes.

Fedora Atomic Desktops not anymore, but still not perfect.

dmention7 , to linuxmemes in Congratulations all.

Aw heck, I’ll take the downvotes…

/taps head

Can’t be responsible for a global IT shutdown when you’re only a couple percent of the user base!

TimeSquirrel ,
@TimeSquirrel@kbin.melroy.org avatar

You forget servers, network appliances, and other infrastructure? That's where the bulk of Linux lives, not on Desktops.

ekky ,

Nuh-uh, I saw a Steam survey that said that less than two percent of computers use Linux!

What do you mean by “the headless internet backbone servers, Android phones, and smart appliances don’t have Steam”?

jettrscga ,

The latest steam survey says 2.08% use Linux.

That’s more than 2%, I bet you feel pretty ridiculous now!

ekky ,

The absolute ridicule! I’m sorry, but I might not survive this! How could this come to be?!

Dying orangutan meme .jpeg

sirico , to greentext in Anon notices
@sirico@feddit.uk avatar

We’re through the looking glass here people

FelixCress , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Keep installing these compulsory updates which your overlords let you postpone but not to decline. Good sheep.

MHanak ,

“Stop installing updates to your security software and let it stagnate”

FelixCress ,

Good sheep. Updates good, no updates bad.

MHanak ,

I wonder how many unpatched zero days anything you are running has

FelixCress ,

How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they already screwed up everything they could.

Strykker ,

This wasn’t a windows issue you fucking neanderthal.

FelixCress ,

Baaah, baaah, four legs good, two legs bad

Hupf , to foodporn in Beefsteak with selfgrown Potatos and selfmade Garlic Dip

lemmy.world/post/17712525 they’re the same picture

UxyIVrljPeRl OP ,

Well, flying overhead takes energy and i wanted to only use the grill.

x4740N , to lemmyshitpost in poni

Star Trek Prodigy

Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

How many people is this affecting?

Both articles just say “it’s bad, so bad”

WhatsHerBucket ,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

Check out downdetector.com. It’s disrupting big business.

Varyk ,

Is it saying each service had a few hundred complaints and then leveled out?

One of them had 7k.

But that isn’t only tracking this bsod thing right?

WhatsHerBucket ,
@WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world avatar

Correct, this is overall/all incidents.

themeatbridge ,

Falcon Sensor is one of the most popular security products in Windows servers. Practically every large company purchases Crowdstrike services to protect their servers.

People who aren’t affected:

  • Linux and Mac servers
  • Private individuals and smaller businesess who have Windows machines that don’t buy CrowdStrike services.
  • Companies that bothered to create proper test environments for their production servers.

People who are affected:

Companies that use Windows machines, buy Falcon Sensor from Crowdstrike, and are too stupid/cheap to have proper update policies.

In terms of numbers, we don’t know how many people are affected or how much it will cost. A lot. Globally. Flights were grounded, surgeries rescheduled, bank transfers and payments interrupted, and millions of employees couldn’t turn on their computers this morning.

TragicNotCute ,
@TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

proper test envs

Nah, let’s direct ship anything any vendor sends us.

themeatbridge ,

“We need to allocate our available budget to profit-generating processes. This just seems like a luxury we can’t afford.”

-thousands of overpaid dipshits, yesterday.

Varyk ,

Thank you very much

Morphit ,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

Does anyone know how these Cloudstrike updates are actually deployed? Presumably the software has its own update mechanism to react to emergent threats without waiting for patch tuesday. Can users control the update policy for these ‘channel files’ themselves?

themeatbridge ,

I don’t know for sure, but I would imagine that it varies based on the service level.

Morphit ,
@Morphit@feddit.uk avatar

This doesn’t really answer my question but Crowdstrike do explain a bit here: crowdstrike.com/…/technical-details-on-todays-out…

These channel files are configuration for the driver and are pushed several times a day. It seems the driver can take a page fault if certain conditions are met. A mistake in a config file triggered this condition and put a lot of machines into a BSOD bootloop.

I think it makes sense that this was a preexisting bug in the driver which was triggered by an erroneous config. What I still don’t know is if these channel updates have a staged deployment (presumably driver updates do), and what fraction of machines that got the bad update actually had a BSOD.

Anyway, they should rewrite it in Rust.

garbagebagel ,

Damn this morning I wished so hard my company was in the affected group. Alas, we all still had to work.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

I have not yet seen any effects in my large multinational organization.

Varyk , (edited )

I heard at Singapore international and a few Indian airports they had to write out all the tickets by hand.

Sounds terrible for the employees.

Crackhappy ,
@Crackhappy@lemmy.world avatar

Oof.

TexMexBazooka ,

Flights were grounded across the US for everything but southwest I think

Varyk ,

Whoa thanks, I didn’t hear that

Wild

TexMexBazooka ,

Yeah. It also affected banks, hospitals, retailers, distributors… someone definitely got fired. And it’s not even something that can be fixed remotely.

Varyk ,

Oh I was wondering about that. Ha. Nice. Good foreshadowing for the next big solar flare.

werefreeatlast , to lemmyshitpost in pepper spray review

Unless it was for a Bear 🐻🐨… depending on the bear and your personal fitness you may be better off not running out. But mostly always it’s better to run out of a Bear’s way.

Rooki , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day
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match , to lemmyshitpost in pepper spray review
@match@pawb.social avatar
MHanak ,

The hottest sauce

helloyanis , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
@helloyanis@jlai.lu avatar

I’ve published a simillar app to the play store (a calculator for keeping track of your stats in a game) and it got denied because it had no privacy policy, and I had to add one. Maybe that’s why they need to include it?

WarlordSdocy ,

I would believe that but I’m pretty sure this is the default Google calculator. It looks like the same one that’s on my Pixel. And when I click on the privacy policy thing it takes me to Google’s privacy policy so who knows what the calculator is doing.

helloyanis ,
@helloyanis@jlai.lu avatar

Then perhaps it’s because Google should follow their own rules? I mean, I still think it’s dumb to have a privacy policy on a calculator, but if that’s what they ask from other devs maybe they do this to look good?

Otherwise, getting tracked by a calculator is really a low 😅

WarlordSdocy ,

Yeah I really hope this is just them following the rules and instead of putting in the work hours for their lawyers to make a privacy policy for their calculator they just have a standard one they use and not them using the calculator to gather data. But it is Google so I wouldn’t be surprised.

UncleArthur , to foodporn in Beefsteak with selfgrown Potatos and selfmade Garlic Dip

Good god! How many potatoes can one person eat?

UxyIVrljPeRl OP ,

As many as it takes!

EmoDuck ,

Is that a dare

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