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adamantris , to mildlyinfuriating in HBO Max is removing features from my plan without reducing my price.
@adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

and then all corporations go suprise pikachu face when piracy is on the rise :O

Quills ,
@Quills@sh.itjust.works avatar

“Piracy is growing back!? How?? We had prattically killed it with our optimal services haven’t we??”

HawlSera ,

Do what you want cuz a pirate lives free, you are a pirate.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

You know, I can actually see this happening and them not understanding why its climbing. I’m sure you could make a great comedy sketch out of it.

rockandsock ,

People often have a hard time understanding things when their paycheck depends on them not understanding those things.

NotMyOldRedditName ,

I feel like that’s on the level of ancient Chinese proverbs but for modern corporate society

rockandsock ,

Sad thing is, I read it in a book from the 1930s and I don’t think it was new back then.

m3t00 ,
@m3t00@lemmy.world avatar

like retail suddenly writing off large chunks to ‘theft’ coinciding with move to self checkout. surprise

stephfinitely , to lemmyshitpost in She's Thawing!

Oh you think they will wait till December, you poor innocent child.

TheOneWithTheHair OP ,
@TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world avatar

I do not think they will wait to December, but they will not bring her out in full force until after Thanksgiving. Then she will be EVERYWHERE.

  • Every radio station,
  • every shopping center,
  • every grocery store,
  • parks with lit fir trees will have speakers screaming out “All I want for Christmas is you, baby (Ah, oh, ah, oh)”

You walk into Walgreens to pick up flu medicine, and pass by ornaments like these

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/ace8bcc4-dbac-4794-a7d8-0d8707e0661a.webp

You’d rather hear the Whos in Whoville singing "Fah-who foris, dah-who doris, welcome Christmas, bring your light. " than this!

nueonetwo ,

Lucky Americans with your late thanksgiving. After the Remembrance Day on the 11th Canada goes into full Christmas mode, Mariah included.

Maeve ,

Jfc I’m so sorry.

eth0slash0 ,

I’m so sorry.

Yes, that’s how Canadians react as well.

dalekcaan ,

if it makes you feel any better, the US doesn’t really seem to care, commercially speaking, about Thanksgiving. As soon as Halloween is out of the way, all the turkeys take a backseat to St. Nick.

Fal ,
@Fal@yiffit.net avatar

I learned not to make dentist appointments in December. You’re trapped there for 30-60 minutes. Fucking Christmas music. I hate it

expatriado , to memes in Average redditor nowadays

a picture of a hand holding 2 $20 bills, you can type on the title whatever you want

GBU_28 ,

“I paper-cut my nipples off with these very bills and I’ll now release them into circulation”

Zoboomafoo ,
@Zoboomafoo@yiffit.net avatar

Thank you for making me feel better

ch00f ,

ChatGPT: karma whore caption for an image of a hand holding $40

“Found some spare motivation in my pocket! Updollar for good vibes?”

Midjourney: Imagine a hand holding $40

cdn.discordapp.com/…/ch00f_a_hand_holding_40_ce18…

Close enough. We’re almost there.

pivot_root ,

The midjourney image is impressive, but not good enough to stand up to scrutiny. It gives off uncanny valley vibes. I’m not an artist, but I suspect it’s because the skin looks a bit too plastic/smooth.

ch00f ,

Midjourney is awful at hands. But it can do incredibly convincing work with better prompts. You can see what people are making if you join their discord channel

cubedsteaks ,

Yeah it’s capable of producing photo realistic images too which the one linked here is referencing painting or digital painting.

kate ,

The serial numbers don’t match on the bank note!

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

It’s the text on the bill most of all. Try reading it.

kraftpudding ,

What, you don’t want a hundred DLLLRLS?

rafa OP ,

Ironic

superduperenigma ,

/r/pics

“After getting out of prison for a crime I didn’t commit, I was going to live with my grandpa. But he died of cancer right as I arrived and I was forced to live on the streets. One day during a freezing rain, a kind woman offered me a free house and these two $20 bills. Just goes to show that life is okay sometimes, hang in there people!”

500,000,000 upvotes, dozens of paid Reddit awards

expatriado ,

r/pics is for creative writing - Casually Explained

rafa OP ,

You obviously don’t know the lore behind this pic, i don’t blame you since it was on Reddit like a year ago, the guy is probably dead or in prison by now

qaz , to programmerhumor in TIL about the greek question mark ;;;;;;;;;;

Every syntax highligher shows this and VSCode even has a special case for this, this is not a real issue.

theKalash ,

I just tried and it just turns into a proper semicolon and everything works. (Sublime Text).

That might explain that:

In Unicode, it is separately encoded as U+037E ; GREEK QUESTION MARK, but the similarity is so great that the code point is normalised to U+003B ; SEMICOLON, making the marks identical in practice.

RickyRigatoni ,
@RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

Can you expect much else from someone who uses JS?

sarsaparilyptus , to internetfuneral in The 2012 Baby

J.H. Kellogg also claimed to be a straight man who wasn’t interested in consummating his marriage and felt no need for sex, and that the industrial-strength pressure washer enemas that blasted his prostate with gallons of water every single day were for medicinal purposes.

riodoro1 ,

Isn’t he also the guy who made circumcision a family tradition in the US?

JBloodthorn ,
@JBloodthorn@kbin.social avatar

And carbolic acid burns for baby girls, yup. Anything to reduce sensation and stop masturbation.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Didn’t he also invent corn flakes to somehow stop people from masturbating?

phatskat ,

He just didn’t think pleasure was good in any form - sex, sugar, games, etc.

sarsaparilyptus ,

His brother was more responsible for the corn flakes, John Harvey thought they were too flavorful.

Daqu ,

Masturbating with corn flakes is not easy

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Not with that attitude…
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

phatskat ,

Water enemas yes, but his favorite was yogurt.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The Victorian mentality of “I saw alcohol kill bacteria under the microscope so I’m prescribing vodka to everyone.” Good that everyone is sane in this century and no public figures make deductions like these anymore.

sarsaparilyptus ,

In John Harvey Kellogg’s case, it was even worse. Much like the guy who invented graham crackers, it was “So drunkenness leads to cirrhosis, gluttony leads to obesity, pre-condom promiscuity leads to syphilis, sports lead to injuries, and laziness leads to being a soft couch potato. Clearly this means that pleasure is actually bad and you should make sure you don’t eat anything that tastes good, don’t drink, don’t lift weights, never have sex except to produce one or two children, don’t play sports, don’t listen to music, don’t have fun, don’t enjoy anything”

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

You forgot about anti-vaxxers

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

First of all, obvious sarcasm.

Second, the reference is Trump’s sanitizer idea or this comic.

NikkiDimes ,

I love me some heart dewormer, though

danhasnolife , to assholedesign in Netflix is a Nickle & Dime Outfit

-Password crackdown

-Removal of Basic Plan

-Aggressive advertising to up-package

-Focus on 1-3 years of low-budget ‘reality’ TV

Yikes. Netflix is hellbent on extracting maximum revenue possible, regardless of how shitty their product gets in the meantime.

TempleSquare ,

Long run, they are corporate morons.

T-Mobile was “paying” for a rarely-used account on my family plan. Parents used it in another state. I occasionally used it. My brother logged in once in awhile. On any given week, it might see like 4 hours of collective viewership.

Turns out TMobile’s contribution only covered the first $8. I have been paying another $10/mo. out of my own pocket and wasn’t batting an eye.

Netflix was getting $18 a month for doing almost nothing! And that could have continued for many more years without my even questioning it.

BUT… One day I couldn’t sign onto my own Netflix account that I pay for. Evidently, I’m not in my own household? That led to my discovery of the gargantuan amount I was paying for a service I barely use anymore.

So now, thanks to their greed, Netflix gets $0 from me. And not a single family member has phoned to ask why Netflix no longer works.

Some executives in Los Gatos may soon learn Econ 101’s supply-and-demand curve.

partial_accumen ,

Some executives in Los Gatos may soon learn Econ 101’s supply-and-demand curve.

Sadly, I’m confident they have a very good understanding of micro and macro economics and understand this action WILL cost them customers, but they’ve also calculated that they’ll make MORE money by removing the features and abilities that existed in the product before the change.

They made this decision to earn them more money, and they’re probably right.

sab ,

What these economists always fail to capture is that people prefer using services they are happy with. They figured they could lose a certain amount of users because the remaining users will remain and pay more per person. What they fail to take into account is that the people left are going to be way less happy with the service, and actively looking for replacements.

It's the same story all over. And unlike Reddit and Twitter, Netflix was actually making a profit.

partial_accumen ,

What they fail to take into account is that the people left are going to be way less happy with the service, and actively looking for replacements.

That’s built right into the Elasticity of Demand. The economic term phrase is search for substitution.

"When you examine the relationship between the demand schedules of substitute products, if the price of a product goes up the demand for a substitute will tend to increase. This is because people will prefer to lower-cost substitute to the higher cost one. If, for example, the price of coffee increases, the demand for tea may also increase as consumers switch from coffee to tea to maintain their budgets. "

What this means is they can actively calculate the number of subscribers they will lose when they increase the price of the product. They can also calculate the amount of more money they’ll get with higher subscriber fees. They compare the two numbers and choose the one that makes them the most money.

sab ,

They can (and indeed do) calculate the direct effects by the price increase, and the initial loss of users is expected.

What I think they lack good models for is customer loyalty in a deeper sense. Sure, a lot of people are going to stick around in the short the short term, but Netflix is completely eradicating the competitive advantage it had a few years ago. These decisions might very well maximise profits in the short term, but in the long term I think they're undermining the very things that made Netflix such a success in the first place.

TempleSquare ,

But…

A more expensive product becomes a more price-sensitive product. Now one customer represents income from 3-4 customers.

Recession hits. People are more likely to cancel something that is $25/mo than $8/mo. And each cancellation is like three cancellations.

Going “premium” is a valid strategy. But since we haven’t had a serious recession in 15 years, I believe it’s a shortsighted one.

520 ,

Are we not in a recession right now?

MaxVoltage , (edited )
@MaxVoltage@lemmy.world avatar

It’s exactly like the packaged deals cable companies sell you

Also here you go {bflix.to}

sycamore ,

Don’t forget withdrawing their DVD delivery service.

Wakarimasen , to lemmyshitpost in Picture puzzle
@Wakarimasen@pawb.social avatar

Okay got it: Ding Dong => D-in-G D-on-G

Skullgrid ,
@Skullgrid@lemmy.world avatar

goddamnit, I thought it was the notes the doors use to make the ding dong sound.

source: hobby “musician” with really shitty relative pitch training

BudgetBandit ,

This took me way longer than I wanted it to take.

gofsckyourself ,

D-in-G D-over-G

Pregnenolone ,

DwithinG DoverG

Snapz , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

"Continue to use of all the numbers you love!*

Starting August 1st, numbers 9, 7 3, 2 and 0 will only be available to members subscribed to our premium Calc+ tier.

eskimofry ,

Spotify intensifies

user224 ,
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
Snapz ,

There just needs to be a law that these pop ups have to contain a clear, recent, full color, high definition headshot of the CEO/President of the company that profits from this.

philoko , to mildlyinteresting in I found this creepy mysterious calendar entry on my smartphone

Gmail has had a problem for a while where people can send you spam calendar invites and they’ll automatically get added to your calendar.

partial_accumen , to lemmyshitpost in Make it stop.

GenX here. Kids enjoying doing kid things even if we don’t understand why they do that hurts no one? Keep it up, kids. You’re doing fine. No cap.

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

she freak on my gyatt till I baby gronk

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

Damn I bet she hit you with that hawk ptui fr fr.

Killing_Spark ,

Excuse me the correct slang here would be to hit someone with that “hawk tuah”

fed0sine ,

Chiming in to say I that I understood “ptui” for what it was more clearly than “tuah.”

ivanafterall ,
@ivanafterall@lemmy.world avatar

Is this true?

shit_of_ass ,
@shit_of_ass@sh.itjust.works avatar

i never lie

EatATaco ,

For riz.

Am i doing it right?

ma1w4re ,

On god

scottmeme ,

No cap frfr

Xtallll ,
@Xtallll@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

No gods, no kings, only man. ^Am ^I ^doing ^this ^right?

grrgyle ,

the children do not hear the canon

figjam ,

I… I don’t know. I DON’T KNOW !

NegativeLookBehind , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

I refuse to install any work related software on my phone. Not only because I don’t want to be contacted after hours, but companies often “require” full read/write access on your device, so they can remotely wipe their data if you quit or get fired.

Fuck that.

scrion ,

This is absolutely correct. Heck, you’re free to deny that based on any reasoning, maybe the shoddy icon of the work app doesn’t match your phone wallpaper.

The phone is your private property, if an employer requires an app to be installed to do your job, they can provide a phone.

I would also never let corporate IT manage a device, e. g. a laptop connected to my private network at home.

Emerald ,

I would also never let corporate IT manage a device, e. g. a laptop connected to my private network at home.

If you ever must, buy a new laptop. And use it on a guest wifi network. Use it as you would a work laptop, nothing personal on it

scrion ,

No, have the company buy a laptop, and if necessary, also have them buy the hardware that allows for proper network separation, if not already available.

Just another thing to be aware of.

Emerald ,

Not all companies will do that

scrion ,

Surely not. But also many employees won’t even ask for it, and change will only happen if people care about it.

So first, raise awareness, and naturally, implement those things at any companies you manage or own.

I’m not saying quit your job and become homeless if your employer won’t corporate with you on the issue. Everyone should think about how this could potentially affect them and what they can do within the constraints they operate in, though.

As someone else in this thread said, a separate (VLAN, guest) network for work devices, reasonable access rules etc. can go a long way. Eventually, I would like this to become unacceptable though.

toddestan ,

I would also never let corporate IT manage a device, e. g. a laptop connected to my private network at home.

That’s pretty standard for working from home. I’m expected to use the company provided, managed laptop with my internet connection.

I figured so long as I made sure of things like there weren’t any open file shares and things like routers and IP cameras were password protected there wasn’t a whole they could see.

If I was really paranoid I could set up a VLAN or something.

scrion ,

I know it is somewhat of an accepted practice, and a lot of people lack the means or the knowledge to handle it any other way, but I’d still like to raise awareness that you’re basically inviting a foreign actor into your network.

The days were people would trust corporations, including their employers, to be generally benevolent and to do the right thing are long over.

Kit ,

No modern MDM solution allows a company to access your personal data on BYOD. That’s why containerization of work profiles exist. Anything else would be a massive privacy scandal.

Company-owned devices, though, do have that level of access when MDM enrolled.

brax ,

Intune installs as a device adminstration. I’m not sure how much I’d trust that on my personal device period.

BarbecueCowboy ,

That’s a fair point. Microsoft says that they don’t… but, not that they can’t. It’s especially tricky on iOS.

Kit ,

You’re talking about MDM in Intune which is only used on corporate owned devices. MAM is used for personal devices and does not have device administration access. It’s in the name - Mobile Application Management.

learn.microsoft.com/…/intune-planning-guide#perso…

tinkling4938 ,

Good luck if you run a de-googled ROM. I can’t install sandboxed Google Play Services inside the profile because its not approved. I could try and sideload it in, but I’d rather just go without.

brax ,

This implies that the company has a competent IT team that rolls it out correctly, and that there won’t be some way to exploit it and dig in further than expected.

Also:

On personal devices, it’s normal and expected for users to check email, join meetings, update files, and more. Many organizations allow personal devices to access organization resources.

(From the site)

Lmao WHAT? It’s normal for users to do company shit on their personal phone? What kind of delusional Spongebob bullshit is that? Is the company gonna pay for data or subsidize the cost of my phone? Are they going to pay me to be on call if they expect me to of this shit outside of my working hours?

corsicanguppy ,

They can say what they like.

VERY few companies have been sued for being as big a bunch of lying dinks as Microsoft has.

We need to learn from this shit. Ads on login screens? Privacy issues? Solarwinds sploit letting Russian hackers get to the windows source? How many more red flags are our security groups going to ignore?

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’d love to honestly believe that. But I still wouldn’t risk ever doing a BYOD with a company that forced me to install anything on my personal devices.

JackbyDev ,

Regardless, times I’ve tried to get access to work stuff on my phone I stopped because I had to agree to let my entire device be remotely wiped if they chose to. I had absolutely zero faith that they wouldn’t accidentally do it as a matter of procedure if/when I left the company so I didn’t do it.

Buddahriffic ,

Not to mention the possibility of a disgruntled IT person deleting everything they can on their way out. Sure, it would be a whole can of worms for that person and they might regret it because of the consequences, but that wouldn’t bring my data back. Same if it was done accidentally because of incompetence.

conciselyverbose ,

It honestly doesn’t matter to me.

Even if it’s an absolute certainty that there’s no possible way they can do harm, I’m unconditionally not willing to install anything on my personal device that isn’t for my personal use.

brax ,

Yup same. It’s crazy how many people willing installed Intune and shit on their personal phone. If my company wants me to have that level of portability, then they’ll be buying a work phone for me and paying me overtime any time I’m forced to use it out of regular hours

phoneymouse ,

Yeah and they want to install some profile that gives them access and puts your internet connection through their VPN. My coworkers look at me like I’m crazy because I carry a work device and a personal device. Like, why would I give my employer access to all of my web traffic on my phone? You’re crazy if you don’t carry two devices.

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

That’s a no for me dawg.

MonkderDritte ,

Can’t you demand a company-provided device then? It’s their fault that you need those apps.

InternetUser2012 ,

I’m with you there. My previous employer wanted a bunch of their shit on my phone. I asked if they were supplying me with a work a phone, and they said no, you already have one. I said I do, and it’s mine, and I’m not putting anything on it for work because work and home are going to be two different things. They gave me a work phone and then wanted to know why I turned it off in the parking lot before I even got into my car. I’m done working for the day sir.

corsicanguppy ,

wanted to know why I turned it off in the parking lot before I even got into my car. I’m done working for the day sir.

My co-worker locked his in his desk drawer when he went home for the night.

Weirdfish ,

The two consessions I’ve made are Teams, and the MFA software.

I am often running around to various sites and being able to use a quick chat is better than pulling out my laptop, and I turn it off when I’m off the clock.

Mango ,

Yeah that’s beyond fucked. That’s a major privacy issue.

jvw ,

So much this. No freaking way I’m making my equipment discoverable in a lawsuit. If they want to contact me after hours they need to give me a phone.

explodicle , to aboringdystopia in Everything old is new again.

I’m not sure if anyone else here has mentioned this… At least up until Uber/Lyft came out, taxis were suuuuper racist. It was really hard for black men to hail taxis.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

That is true. In the 90s, Michael Moore had a TV show where he did a segment showing the actor Yaphet Kotto trying to get a cab in increasingly ridiculous ways and not getting picked up.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-z2uLX0FHk

Lev_Astov ,
@Lev_Astov@lemmy.world avatar

And also super expensive. I’ve had times where it was half the price to rent a car for the day than to get one taxi from the airport.

sunbeam60 ,

In every single way Ubers are more convenient than a taxi. It’s amazing to me that taxi companies can’t see all the little improvements that going by Uber brings.

dependencyinjection ,

Unless you’re the driver.

sunbeam60 ,

100% agreed. I’m not condoning Uber. I’m saying taxi companies should be better at copying the convenience of Uber.

dependencyinjection ,

I guess it depends where you are. In my city there is a taxi company that started buying lots of smaller ones. They now have an app like Uber so you can order it and see where it is. Because they bought so many firms they’re everywhere and considerably cheaper than Uber. I guess it’s only viable in large cities.

Chetzemoka ,

Only took the cab companies ten years to catch on to what they should have done as soon as Uber came on the scene. If cab companies had innovated like this, they would have killed Uber in the cradle.

dependencyinjection ,

It’s a lot harder for smaller businesses to invest in that level of development without hedge fund money and trying to corner the market.

If a small taxi company is making £100k profit a year it’s a big ask to invest £20k+ on developer to compete with Uber for what? A small increase in profit.

You need to expand as well as innovate. Hence the one taxi company near me buying out others to have a larger market.

Chetzemoka ,

Multiple companies could have pooled resources to fund developing an app that they all used. They have existing inventory, employees, local government connections. They definitely could have outcompeted Uber if they had been able to get their heads out of their asses and even try.

Instead they ignorantly tried to kill Uber by suppressing innovation and service improvements that everyone wanted, which was doomed to fail from the start. They dug their own graves on this one.

dependencyinjection ,

And wages? They couldn’t pay the drivers as little as Uber by making them contractors.

Chetzemoka ,

Uber wouldn’t have been able to keep customers if big name, well-established taxi companies had really tried to compete with them. Middle aged adults (like me) would not have been inclined to jump into a stranger’s car no matter how cheap it was, if it was just as easy to get a licensed cab.

Riven ,
@Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

That’s exactly what banks did for quick money transfer. (not that they’re small businesses but) The mayor banks in the US got together made a joint company and created Zelle to compete with cashapp and all he other quick money transfer apps.

CasualPenguin ,

About 10 years a go I missed two flights for work because the taxi I had scheduled in advance never showed, and when I called dispatch they said 'he found a better fair, he’s allowed to do that’s

When I explained this to my neighbor who drove cabs be was still angry with me for switching to Lyft, but also agreed with the dispatch. Cabs don’t want to change, which sucks because I wish there was more competition

dubyakay ,

Sure, Uber brought competition. But in certain places they got banned and the local taxi authority greatly improved on the service, learning from the gig apps’ offerings.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

I’m a brown dude. I have so many stories about bad taxi experiences. From Taxi drivers refusing to pick me up, to them going, “You’re lucky to be in my car”, to “I’m not driving there. Get out.”

Around 2017 and was very upset at Uber, I took a taxi from the airport. The guy refused to drive until we had more people in the car. I said this wasn’t a car share, and he told me to go take a bus. When I started getting a Uber, he apologized and took me, but then bitched about it the whole drive that he was losing money.

Uber and Lyft changed it all.

Cleaner cars. No attitudes. Agreed upon destination and fair.

I have no sympathy for taxis.

PopShark ,

Thanks for sharing your experience even though I know it can’t feel good typing it all out.

TwoBeeSan ,

Back in the day Opie and Anthony tested this.

Patrice o Neal with a gold chain vs Anthony cumia in a nazi helmet

Cumia got more cabs.

nokturne213 ,

The fact Ant had a nazi helmet does not surprise me at all.

TwoBeeSan ,

Oh yeah he was probably thrilled lol.

I still see his senility show pop up in my feed occasionally. Would unsub but not sure I’ll find out he’s dead otherwise lol

TrueMonoxidist ,

Was looking for this comment. Racism was extremely pervasive in certain areas.

The biggest reason Uber and Lyft took off is cabs sucked for the most part. Uber and Lyft aren’t great either, but people forget how bad Taxis were at that time.

EatATaco ,

I remember one time, in Boston, I (white dude) was downstream of a black guy.

Cabbie went right by the black guy and stopped for me.

Black guy came running up and slashed his tire and then ran off.

I was like “cabby deserved it, but at the same time black guy justified it.”

MindTraveller ,

Not really a justified decision if it was the wrong one. The cabbie got his tires slashed by being a dickhead. If he’d have not been a racist, he would’ve had no problems. This is like the guy in the meme who puts a metal pole in his bike spokes. Cabbie caused his own problems.

Jarix ,

Justifying is the wrong word to use but I understood what they meant. But you have to think about it in isolation for it to make sense, and because you have to i don’t think it’s very helpful to the discourse

MelodiousFunk , to insanepeoplefacebook in You're right, no human being stacks rocks like this.
JamesStallion ,

People have said the same things about stonehenge

kilgore_trout ,

Yes, it’s disbelief based on lack of sources, more than anything.

sparkle , (edited )

Lack of sources? We have tons of fucking sources. We know a LOT about the pyramids and have explicit writings about them from the times many of them were built. The (rich) Ancient Egyptians were very relatively recent and well-documented.

pyre ,

exception. there’s a huge trend toward alien theories about human achievement based on geography. you can bet your ass even if something like the colosseum was in central africa people would be saying it’s alien tech.

JamesStallion ,

The colloseum was built in a time and place with written records. The pyramids were not. Same for any other massive structures that get the “aliens built it” treatment. Even Mayan architecture, which comes from a time and place with written records, only got this treatment because Mayan hieroglyphs were unintelligble to most folks, including the people in the region itself.

PyroNeurosis ,

Buddy, the pyramids are literally covered in written records. 's what heiroglyphs are.

JamesStallion ,

From the very first google result

Contrary to what one might expect, there are no hieroglyphic texts, treasures, or mummies in any of pyramids of Giza. Decoration inside pyramids began several centuries after those of Khufu, Khafre, and Menkaure were constructed

PyroNeurosis ,

While lacking the panache of Abu Simbel or Karnak, there were written records in the Great pyramids. Mostly work graffiti and seals, as far as I can learn, but that would count.

Good to learn about the decorative drive growing as the Kingdoms aged, though.

anonymous111 ,

Funilly enough:

Cheddar Man: DNA shows early Briton had dark skin

www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-42939192

Noodle07 ,

That makes sense, the total lack of sun means they lost the use of dark skin genes, or maybe they were cursed by God and cast out on the island, you never know

Aux ,

Everyone had dark skin that long ago.

JamesStallion ,

“A cutting-edge scientific analysis” theories about stone henge being built by aliens go back at least 100 years.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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And virtually no other European ancient site. Stonehenge is usually the lone exception.

JamesStallion ,

Malta

FlyingSquid OP ,
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…is an island?

JamesStallion ,

with megaliths that have been explained by aliens. As an aside, there are simply far fewer impressive prehistoric structures in Europe compared to the the Near East, India and other placed closer to the center of the agricultural revolution which rpedate written records. Those that do exist have all been explained by aliens at one point or another.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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with megaliths that have been explained by aliens.

On a regular basis? Hardly. And also only recently.

And that, of course, ignores the fact that this whole aliens/Atlanteans built all the ancient monuments comes from an extremely racist source, even if the people spreading it now are not racists:

languagelog.ldc.upenn.edu/nll/?p=61440

JamesStallion ,

I don’t know what you mean by “a regular basis” but here is a recent attempt to explain maltese megaliths with aliens www.imdb.com/title/tt27133303/

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yes. A recent attempt. Hence my saying “and also only recently.”

Jomega ,

Aliens just didn’t like white people.

usernamesAreTricky , to lemmyshitpost in Shitpost

If you look at the reddit post it’s citing, it’s from r/shittysuperpowers. A subreddit where you come up with fake shitty super powers is now getting cited as truth by google

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in How do you even call that?
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