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NigelFrobisher , to lemmyshitpost in Reblog if youre american

Always weird to be reminded that the World’s eminent superpower is obsessed with cutting bits off babies’ dicks. But then, maybe that’s the secret behind their economic strength?

After all, the Romans did some pretty wild stuff, like making their horses generals.

KuroeNekoDemon ,

I’m Canadian they do this here as well

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

I didn’t realise you had horse generals.

FlightyPenguin ,
@FlightyPenguin@lemmy.world avatar

I mixed up a few words and in the context interpreted this as “horse genitals”.

nixcamic ,

As a Canadian can we try to convince people that this is true about all Canadians.

Emerald ,

Omg me too and I didn’t realize it was generals until I read this comment. I need sleep

Digestive_Biscuit ,
@Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk avatar

Amazing. That’ll confuse people when dropping a random comment in.

“My money’s on the blue team. They’re doing really well this season” “I didn’t realise you had horse genitals”

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

Ah, the old Lemmy S-whinny-roo!

aulin ,

Yay! I’ve missed this!

gun ,
@gun@lemmy.ml avatar

I mean, the Middle East and Africa have even higher circumcision rates and it doesn’t seem to be working out for them

Liz ,

The Romans used to do the opposite, and tie their foreskin shut just to be extra sure no one would see the head of their penis.

RagingRobot ,

I bet that made a mess when they peed

Digestive_Biscuit ,
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trolololol ,

Perhaps the next natural step is joining that with their love of firearms. Circumcision by mass shootings or something.

Mediocre_Bard ,

Could you still fuck a general? Asking for a hoplite.

grte , to lemmyshitpost in We at the Westville Marriott want you to know that we hate you and hope you die.

Those fried eggs were premade and came from a case in the freezer. 100%.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus… fresh cooking a huge pile of fried eggs is awful enough…

9point6 ,

Like why bother at that point? No one is going to eat that egg and be glad the hotel gave it to them. It’s just going to be a bad experience just before they leave, and potentially put them off choosing the hotel again.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Hotel staff: this sounds like an absolute win

rockSlayer ,

Definitely. At least the scrambled eggs look like they were cooked from a carton of egg yolk

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

Not egg yolk, mixed whole eggs with ascorbic acid to keep them from turning green

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

So that’s the “green eggs and ham” I’ve been hearing about

Che_Donkey ,
@Che_Donkey@lemmy.ml avatar

yup…doesn’t take much time.

MacNCheezus ,
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ininewcrow ,
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Then a teenager being paid minimum wage for ten hours a week microwaved the hell out of them because they just don’t give a damn.

-1/10 stars … I wouldn’t return to this hotel, not because of the eggs but because the eggs are an indication of the overall quality of the hotel and it’s staff.

MystikIncarnate , (edited ) to memes in I'm really getting over the enshitification of the internet.

Cornerstones of the internet:

  • social media
  • content sharing (video, audio media)
  • e-mail
  • websites

Internet resources ruined by ads/corporate greed:

  • social media (full of ads, borderline unusable without ad block)
  • content sharing (account sharing blocks (Netflix) war on adblockers (YouTube) etc)
  • e-mail (spam)
  • websites (ads, borderline unusable without adblockers, refuses to load with adblockers)

gg everyone. Time to reinvent everything.

Valmond ,

I’m not internet god, but I have a possible first step forward with a protocol and working implementation ;

Decentralized websites, encrypted and takedown safe. Free, FOSS and based on reciprocal sharing. Nothing very complicated, you need to forward a port and run a program.

I’m just a geek though, not a manager or marketing person so I’d love some people checking it out.

Valmond

Kase ,

So true. I’d like to add that also because of ads, social media and other websites are full of nonsense clickbait content, and every part of the user experience is designed to keep you scrolling through said content. Even with an adblocker, it’s like wading through a swamp to find anything actually worth looking for. (Of course, there are still websites with no ads, and even the ones with ads aren’t always horrible. But generally, shit sucks.)

MystikIncarnate ,

I believe you’re referring to “the algorithm”. Which is usually just code for “a bunch of people that view and engage with the content you have viewed/engaged with also viewed/engaged with this”

I understand what they’re doing and I understand why, but sometimes, I just want a reverse chronological feed of my friends activities, so I can keep up to date with their most recent life events.

deleted , to mildlyinfuriating in Amazing advertisement for Threads by Instagram!

Is that 1d mean it was posted a day ago?

Shit, how come it can survive a whole day without being removed.

talos_the_true_god OP ,

A bunch of friends who actively use the app were praising it for its “freedom of speech” and “unmoderated nature”. Showed me some pretty foul things while they were at it :)) safe to say, I’ve started to move away from them

woelkchen ,
@woelkchen@lemmy.world avatar

A bunch of friends who actively use the app were praising it for its “freedom of speech” and “unmoderated nature”. Showed me some pretty foul things while they were at it :)) safe to say, I’ve started to move away from them

And that’s why any social media algorithm would think you’d be interested in such things. Report and block.

brbposting ,

Looks like they got it by now.

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/202528b3-7a02-45ed-90df-82445d9512e6.png

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/03be49db-804c-443c-a27c-95ed9a363ec1.png

Must’ve had tons of engagement (hopefully comments decrying it). Perhaps more comments than reports, and/or an underfunded moderation team.

Who am I kidding, definitely underfunded moderation teams.

redcalcium , to internetfuneral in Fad

Sharon saw the writing on the wall. The game industry flood the market with a lot of crap games and consoles in that time period, leaving to the infamous 1983 video game crash.

aelwero ,

That crash was caused by arcades popping up everywhere. Laser titles like dragons lair and space ace were full on animated video while the 2600 had 20 yellow pixels for Indiana Jones. You had two button running on track and field, flight sticks on tron and zaxxon, sit down cabs with steering wheels or the yoke in the star wars cab competing with the iconic but boring 2600 stick.

Wasn’t the market being flooded, it was nobody having any cash for a 2600 cartridge because we put it all in the arcade cabs ;)

Underwaterbob ,

Arcades rule and I’m so glad they’re still a thing here in Korea.

AgentGrimstone , to lemmyshitpost in Save thousands

I’ve told my family more than once to arrange my funeral the cheapest way possible. If they had the option to dump me in the ocean, they have my blessing. Don’t spend money on me, I’m DEAD.

Travelator ,

Donate your used meat parts to your local medical school. It’s fun, educational, and a great way to stay in shape!

Asudox ,

It’s fun

I loved it when I dismembered a human /s

BigDanishGuy ,

It was really educational when I got to do it. Studying Netter’s and Gray’s (or in my case Finn Boysen Møller) can only get you so far. If you want to really understand anatomy, and the insane amount of variation that occurs, then dissection is a pretty good way forward.

dingus ,

You joke, but it really is an incredibly cool experience. I am not a doctor, but I was privileged to have a hands on anatomy class in school where we had human cadavers. Things are so different in person than they are in textbooks. And getting to actual see, touch, and feel how the human body works and how it goes wrong is just amazing. I was so wowed by it that it’s what led me to my career today (working in a hospital lab with human organs).

MightyGalhupo ,

I would honestly like to get to do that at least once

Asudox ,

In school?

MightyGalhupo ,

That works for me

Asudox ,

Would you prefer it somewhere else?

MightyGalhupo ,

Wherever I can works

hydrospanner ,

Shapes…once they get to you.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’m gonna eat a bunch of weird shit like rocks and styrofoam before I die, and confuse the shit out of whatever student gets to dissect my stomach

MightyGalhupo ,

Mind if I join you?

electrogamerman ,

i want the penis!

Rodeo ,

Funerals are for the living.

Don’t tell your family what to do at your funeral, because you’ll be dead. It’s not for you, it’s for the people left behind. So let them do what they feel is right.

Besides, how could ever know or care? You’re DEAD.

BigDanishGuy ,

^- this right here is the right answer.

I have a song I’d like to be played for the 5 people who’ll attend, but that’s more about the message it convey - if I don’t get to use my death to influence people, then I guess I don’t really have a choice. I have a preference with regard to burial vs cremation, but that’s it. For the rest, you figure it out. Don’t want to maintain a burial plot? Fine, don’t want a tomb stone? Fine. You have to deal with it, so you get to decide.

hydrospanner ,

It seemed apparent, to me at least, that the person you replied to had the intention of telling their loved ones not to spend on OP’s account. Not that they’re forbidding the family from any course of action.

I guess if you take it super literally, okay, whatever. But the smallest amount of thought seems to make this obvious.

ATDA ,

Hell I told mine to hit up those shady companies on This Week Tonight. You can get rid of my body and get a few hundred dollars? Win win I don’t care.

MightyGalhupo ,

I too would like to be a skeleton doing a backflip in a museum

garbagebagel ,

I mean, what this ad should really read is “save your family thousands”. If you can afford it and have the resources, preplan your whole burial plan so your family can just grieve instead of dealing with all the admin of it.

EatYouWell ,

You can go ahead and prepay for the service, even if it’s just cremation and stuffing your bone dust in a cardboard box.

That way your family doesn’t have to both grieve and figure out arrangements.

Veneroso ,

Ziplock bag and a catapult.

‘Goes to rent catapult’

Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

MargotRobbie , to lemmyshitpost in It's like a foodie version of a fleeting love story.
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Maybe he accidentally walked into some Chinese person’s home and they played along and fed him to get him to leave?

runeko ,
@runeko@programming.dev avatar

I’d bet money on this possibility.

sukhmel ,

We once accidentally did this in China far off the usual tourist locations for foreigners. People were chilling outside sitting around the table and we mastook them for a café. The host told us about the errors of our ways but was hospitable enough to talk with us and offered some food, which we paid for. That was an interesting experience

MargotRobbie ,
@MargotRobbie@lemmy.world avatar

Happens to the best of us.

grte , to memes in They aren't, and I'm sick of being told they are

You wanna know something else? The majority of the world economy is already centrally planned. Not on the national level, on the corporate level. Business is dominated by a relatively few giant corporations with internal economies the size of some nations. None of them run free markets internally. Sears experimented with it, to their demise. Central planning is already the primary way that our economic lives are driven. It’s just we let unaccountable billionaires do the planning instead of an elected body.

Omega_Haxors ,

People’s Republic of Walmart, a very good book which goes into detail about how successful corporations use communist-styled organization and how we could have that for ourselves if we all decided to stop funneling all our hard worked dollars up billionaire noses.

amio , to memes in Inspired

"Gimme five lolcats for a demotivational," we'd say...

jaybone ,

I wore an o’rly owl on my geocities.

blackluster117 ,
@blackluster117@possumpat.io avatar

We couldn’t has cheeseburgers, because of the war.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

We couldn’t has cheeseburgers, because of the war war was beginning.

FTFY

theangryseal ,

I’ll do you one better than the other guy.

It was “because of teh war.”

rustydomino ,
@rustydomino@lemmy.world avatar

Which was the fashion of the time…

Ilovethebomb , to lemmyshitpost in Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.

Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?

This website just doesn’t get satire.

starman2112 ,
@starman2112@sh.itjust.works avatar

I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It’s hilarious

Ilovethebomb ,

I think it’s partly because you’d get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they’re very kind about it.

EdibleFriend ,
@EdibleFriend@lemmy.world avatar

So…be a dick? I can do that. I was on Reddit for 11 years.

feedum_sneedson ,

Yeah it’s pretty shit isn’t it.

pete_the_cat ,

It has definitely gone down the shitter in the past 5 years.

Franzia ,

Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?

rsuri , to aboringdystopia in The state of the discourse.

It’s like everyone’s opinion is “my tribe is always right and deserves all the sympathy, the other tribe is always wrong and deserves all the suffering”. No one cares about solutions or examining why a conflict has persisted for 80 years. Humans are so predictable.

kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

Enlightened, middle-ground centrist. We found you.

FaeDrifter ,

Friendly reminder that a defining characteristic of a fascist is drawing hard in-group out-group lines.

(And another is the fetishization and glorification of violence against the out-group)

JohnDoe ,

Wait, I’m even more confused. Are you saying the OP who posted is creating the demarcations for groups?

FaeDrifter ,

The person who I am directly replying to.

But make no mistake, Israel is also fascist af.

JohnDoe ,

Wish there was common nomenclature for referring to posters or parts of a comment to make the context clearer. Friends say I am on the spectrum but the Psychologist said that doesn’t seem to be the case.

Like, OP1 is lame, OP2 supports genocide, etc. to clarify within a thread without having to quote or @ which I find a bit clumsy and generally gets in the way of flow.

FaeDrifter ,

This sounds like a great idea!

I’ll clarify, I’m just putting out a reminder that being fascist is not an inherent trait, like green eyes or dark skin. Literally anyone can fall into the trap of fascist thinking. The only way to be truly anti-fascist is to recognize the warning signs in your own thoughts and worldview.

So centrism can sometimes be a trap, but don’t demonize the practice of seeing both sides. Taking a hard line with one sides is a step on the path to becoming a fascist.

WoahWoah ,

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  • FaeDrifter ,

    For sure I think Nazis and Tankies are both gross, and I have a kind of out-group bias against them, but I never advocate for violence against them.

    Except maybe punching Nazis, but nothing serious damaging or life threatening.

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    So centrism can sometimes be a trap, but don’t demonize the practice of seeing both sides.

    Wise words.

    It’s how Peace is achieved.

    Taking a hard line with one sides is a step on the path to becoming a fascist.

    And War, and death.

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Wish there was common nomenclature for referring to posters or parts of a comment to make the context clearer.

    For comments, that’s how I do it.

    Throw one, too, or three asterisks around each side of the sentence you want to highlight.

    No need for special verbage or nomenclature. It’s done visually.

    Karyoplasma ,

    There should be a distinction between the OP of the thread and the OP of the comment imo. It can get confusing.

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    There should be a distinction between the OP of the thread and the OP of the comment imo.

    OPT and OPC?

    Karyoplasma ,

    Something like that, yeah. Is that a thing already or did you just come up with it?

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Is that a thing already or did you just come up with it?

    Unless I accidentally reinvented them, those came from me.

    JohnDoe ,

    Yeah I think what I dislike about that is it breaks up the flow of whatever I am writing. There’s a coherence that is lost.

    I’m accustomed to reading books or essays where there might be an excerpt, but more likely a paraphrase of what the author considers their opponent’s argument to be. This makes it helpful at times to pinpoint a misunderstanding in the author.

    But yeah, having consistent rules on the internet for posting is a losing battle I think. More or less thinking out loud, appreciate the comment.

    CosmicCleric ,
    @CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

    Yeah I think what I dislike about that is it breaks up the flow of whatever I am writing.

    No, It doesn’t have to.

    You can just write it out straight, without formatting, and then after you’re done that go back and add the asterisks to emphasize the parts that you want to emphasize, already having your thoughts jotted down.

    JohnDoe ,

    Fair, this might be a stylistic thing. I’ll def try and see how it goes.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

    Pretty non fascist to my understanding. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Karra

    lolcatnip ,

    Ah yes, the “I have a black friend” defense.

    I have Jewish friends, so I trust you won’t call me antisemitic for saying Israel is structurally racist and authoritarian.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

    I just shown you a highly placed Arab state worker. show me a Jewish in West Bank, mind you?

    lolcatnip ,

    Why would a Jew choose to live in the West Bank when there’s a much more pleasant country next door offering them citizenship? Your analogy is so flawed I have a hard time thinking you’re making it in good faith.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

    Well, according to your own words, Israel is a fascist state, hunting down Arab minorities. I have shown an example how a representative of an Arab minority has held an extremely high rank in Israel society, and I believe this fact undermines your claim, hence Israel is not a fascist state.

    lolcatnip ,

    I think you’ve mistaken me for someone else.

    T00l_shed ,

    Wasn’t Hitlers physician at one point a Jewish person? I don’t think one example is really all that telling.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

    Lol

    T00l_shed ,

    What’s so funny?

    letsgocrazy ,

    If you have a Jewish friends then you really aren’t anti semitic are you?

    Such a smooth brain comment.

    Not to mention a huge amount of Israelis themselves criticise the current government and what it’s done.

    lolcatnip ,

    I thought it was pretty obvious I was being ironic, but I guess not.

    letsgocrazy ,

    Your comment was indistinguishable from the kind of stupid people that genuinely mean the same thing.

    lolcatnip ,

    Unless you read the first half.

    kSPvhmTOlwvMd7Y7E ,

    yup agreed?

    WoahWoah ,

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  • FaeDrifter ,

    My mind is open to considering this. Where is the line I’m drawing, which is the in-group and which is the out-group?

    Rodeo ,

    “Only a sith deals in absolutes!”

    T00l_shed ,

    That sounds like an “absolute” statement to me!

    YeOldGrim ,

    Glory to the Absolute!

    T00l_shed ,

    Would that still count if it’s “In group = civilians” " out group = organizations killing civilians"?

    Rakonat ,

    I wish two groups of people determined to kill each other could take it away from the civilian population, to say nothing of using human shields and attacking irrespective of potential collateral damage and non combatant deaths

    lolcatnip ,

    More like two groups of people determined to kill civilian populations. Keeping it away from civilians would defeat the whole purpose.

    WoahWoah , (edited )

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  • Donkter ,

    The irony in this post is palpable.

    Rodeo ,

    “It’s like people refuse to acknowledge the wrongdoings of their own tribe.”

    FTFY

    Cannacheques ,

    Love your humour dude

    Blackmist ,

    It’s not even “my tribe”.

    Hardly anyone posting here is Israeli or Palestinian. It’s just distracting nonsense to divide us. Pick a side plebs. Look, those people have picked the other side. Hate them!

    Madison420 ,

    To be fair it isn’t the Israeli or Palestinian population is their governments. The populations are just sorta a second thought given both seem to be majority against it.

    ignotum ,

    Hey this guy hasn’t picked a side, get them!

    c0mbatbag3l ,
    @c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world avatar

    Fighting a culture war to prevent you fighting a class war.

    Cannacheques ,

    No, we’re finding new ways to commit familicide though!

    anarchy79 ,
    @anarchy79@lemmy.world avatar

    Humans are manipulable, especially in large numbers. Humans are violent, but not irrational. It takes convincing for that.

    Daxtron2 ,

    People are absolutely irrational, especially in groups

    T00l_shed ,

    Didn’t K say a person is smart, people are dumb. Something along those lines.

    Daxtron2 ,

    MIB was a great movie

    Karyoplasma ,

    Individually, humans are erratic, not irrational. Seeing action without reason is very rare, the thing is that the reason that lead them is often flawed. Group dynamics are a whole different beast tho, they could be described as irrational.

    satans_crackpipe ,

    I think it’s older than 80 years. I recall reading about old men spitting at each other over rights to fuck the prettiest goat in Mesopotamia way before Churchill took a shit.

    foggianism , to aboringdystopia in The state of the discourse.

    Demanding an evacuation of a hospital full of patients, under the threat of bombardment, only for those patients to die of complications for not being treated, this is just a more silent mass murder.

    FourPacketsOfPeanuts ,

    It would be cool if Hamas didn’t fire rockets from the vicinity of schools of hospitals though wouldn’t it?

    mriormro ,
    @mriormro@lemmy.world avatar

    These two points are not antithetical.

    ZombieTheZombieCat ,

    There’s definitely no possibility that Israel does stuff like that and then blames it on its enemies to justify its actions. No way.

    Not_Alec_Baldwin ,

    LMAO, wait, your argument is that Hamas doesn’t use human shields, and it’s all Israeli propaganda?

    Hamas has been openly, proudly discussing their use of the Palestinian civilians a human shields for… Basically forever.

    This isn’t unique to Hamas, it’s a common trait of all jihadist groups. Innocent victims are rewarded for their faith in heaven, and evil victims are punished in hell. So I’m their warped mind there’s no moral consequence for murdering or endangering civilians. Please let that sink in before you continue to support them.

    Maggoty ,

    It would be cool if the counter battery from a highly technical country hit the rockets instead of collapsed the building. Which is entirely possible.

    SeeMinusMinus , to lemmyshitpost in Some of you shits need this
    @SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world avatar

    Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting

    Tb0n3 ,

    I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s real in our dreams at least

    bdonvr ,

    Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account

    dangblingus ,

    Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.

    Tb0n3 ,

    Certainly gave off weird vibes but I wasn’t 100% sure it wasn’t just the blur.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s not illegal to cross post!

    RickyRigatoni ,
    @RickyRigatoni@lemmy.ml avatar

    It will be when I’m elected.

    ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
    @ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

    Good. All these pissposters need to stop complaining

    MxM111 , to memes in I didn't need to know your ex husband gave you syphilis Deborah

    I usually do not undress when such situation presents.

    Custoslibera OP ,

    Look, we all have our process ok, don’t judge me for mine.

    GBU_28 ,

    The homie is just venting about Brenda and you got your dingus a dangus

    Moghul , to mildlyinfuriating in Youtube is allowing Youtubers to advertise their merch even for premium users

    I don’t agree with the commenters in this thread.

    An ad is an ad.

    I don’t care if they’re for the youtuber’s own stuff. I don’t care what their cut is from youtube premium, they can take that up with youtube. I don’t want to see any ads of any kind if I’m paying for the content. Especially considering how much premium costs.

    Disclaimer; I don’t use youtube premium, I use youtube in browsers that allow adblockers, and on android I use firefox with ublock.

    valkyre09 ,

    Sponsorblock has been incredible.

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