J.D. Vance Awkwardly Retreats After Bizarre Attempt to Storm Harris’ Empty Plane

nondescripthandle , 12 minutes ago

I heard Vance tried to storm the plane because he had inside information about coverups at Boeing.

frog_brawler , 15 minutes ago

Probably thinking that’s the closest he’ll ever get to it.

Lon3star , 23 minutes ago

Fucking weirdo

cabron_offsets , 25 minutes ago

Does it have a couch?

Beaver , 37 minutes ago

Fascists trying to play dirty once again.

NoiseColor , 49 minutes ago

Why does he do things like that?

N0body , 55 minutes ago

“I want to talk to people who have no interest in talking to me, so I’m going to hang out by their vehicle for a while,” said definitely not creepy and stalkerish JD Vance.

cynthorpe , 1 hour ago

Misleading headline @jeffw, try to use better sources than the daily beast.

No one here is in danger of slipping to the right-wing. 🙄

JoMiran , 1 hour ago

What a weird and cringe motherfucker.

Chocrates , 1 hour ago

12ft is back!?

TransplantedSconie , 1 hour ago

USSS Agent A:

Sir we have a Couch Fucker Situation.

USSS Agent B:

Jesus Christ, that weird bastard again?

Agent A:

sighs Yes. He’s walking towards the plane with his chest puffed out. Is he supposed to be doing this? They know they have the Service trainees and the normal agents hate them, right? He’s literally out in the open on a wide open tarmac walking towards an empty plane putting himself and the agents at risk.

Agent B:

I should have retired and not have to deal with this namby pamby bullshit. I’ll go down and deal with his stupidity.

FlyingSquid , 1 hour ago

So you’re telling me the Secret Service learned nothing from a couple of weeks ago.

FuglyDuck , 42 minutes ago

My guess is that they combined security envelopes to prevent mistakes happening from bad communication and overlapping containment.

The planes were on the same tarmac, which was probably locked down tight- though as one of the protected persons he had access.

I find it funny this limp chode thinks he’d do better debating Harris over Walz.

Proverbially speaking, Walz would feed him through a wood chipper. Harris would feed him through a wood chipper feeding a mulch spreader and then set the field on fire just to be sure.

‘Course, he could be trying to take one for the team. You know, keep her away from the pedophile rapist.

Rhaedas , 1 hour ago

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

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FlyingSquid , 1 hour ago

Not that I think she should, but she would slap him down so hard. She’s a former district attorney. He… co-wrote a book which was full of lies.

secundnature , 1 hour ago

That’s pretty weird.

DeepThought42 , 1 hour ago

Yes, very weird.

AFKBRBChocolate , 2 hours ago

Here’s an AP source if you prefer not to click the daily beast.

Drunemeton , 1 hour ago

🙏

Veedem , 1 hour ago

Much better source without a bullshit headline. Thank you.

norimee , 56 minutes ago

“I just wanted to check out my future plane… I also wanted to go say hello to the vice president and ask her why she refuse to answer questions from the media,” Vance said, jabbing at Harris.

W E I R D GUY

AbouBenAdhem , 41 minutes ago

Vance, continuing his jocular jabbing, said he’d be more than willing to debate Harris on Aug. 13 “if she’d like to do a debate with me.” That was a matchup scheduled before Biden stepped down, meaning it would have put Vance and Harris on the same stage as vice presidential rivals.

Actually, I think it would be good to change the standard routine of having the VP candidates debate each other, to having them debate the opposing presidential candidates. Then we’d get to see the top-ticket candidates debate two opponents each, instead of just each other.