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Ritsu ,

It’s literally AI art

Dontfearthereaper123 ,

It’s literally art

HelloHotel ,
@HelloHotel@lemmy.world avatar

it’s literally a image url /s

babyfarmer ,

So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Bless your naive friend

captain_aggravated , (edited )
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

Ya’ll…don’t use kitty litter?

You know it just occurred to me right this moment, but towing banners is advertising, and fuck advertising. Glad I never got into that racket.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Use wood pellets. Less smelly.

downdaemon ,
@downdaemon@lemmy.ml avatar

is this real because i love it

ArmokGoB ,

No, look at the shadow. It’s AI generated.

cows_are_underrated ,

The truck is also odd.

CannedTuna ,

I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Piss Jug Man is with you, always.

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always

x4740N ,
@x4740N@lemmy.world avatar

That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

It’s a piss generator

EmoBean ,

We are all piss generators

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

True enough

DoucheBagMcSwag ,

Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

theangryseal ,

That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/73b82c6d-aafc-493b-9100-4f78907d7051.jpeg

SandLight ,

He looks like he’d piss on something he’s not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I’m sure he’s being his best self.

theangryseal ,

He tries, bless the little fella.

I believe he tries.

ShitOnABrick , (edited )
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

Awwwww bless what breed is the little fella. He looks like a wolfhound.

Techmaster ,

Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

RGB3x3 ,

You’re supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.

Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.

YarHarSuperstar ,
@YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world avatar

You’re talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?

spacesweedkid27 ,

Why not airdry it overnight. Works best with boiling temperatures ;)

dirtydan ,

Way of the road, Bubs.

Ibex0 ,

It’s the way of the road.

ShitOnABrick ,
@ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world avatar

👉👈 Uwu pissman

GrammatonCleric ,
@GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world avatar

$5 well spent, can’t put a price on piss memories

RizzRustbolt ,

No more free apple juice for me I guess.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

They’re probably just idiots

RizzRustbolt ,

In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Uh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.

registrert ,
@registrert@lemmy.sambands.net avatar

Why even stop, what are windows for?

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

it splatters all over the back of your car if you do that

Imgonnatrythis ,

These aren’t cars, they are trucks. They don’t even own the back parts.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

I’m pretty sure that they don’t want to splatter piss on the trailer, regardless. Anyway, there’s this function vehicles can do called “stopping” and truckers are required to do it for several hours each day. At those times, if they’re not lazy pricks, they can pour out their piss bottles or put them in a trash can versus just throwing them on the street or in a parking lot.

RizzRustbolt ,

Rather dangerous proposition at 80mph.

squiblet ,
@squiblet@kbin.social avatar

Why are people acting like vehicles can’t stop? The only choice is to throw a bottle of piss out the window while traveling at highway speeds?

Imgonnatrythis ,

Time is money! Gotta keep on truckin’!!

Hubi ,

https://i.imgur.com/glM3HKn.gif

son_named_bort ,

Or simply drink it.

Metans ,

Yeah it’s like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.

LazaroFilm ,
@LazaroFilm@lemmy.world avatar

I want to see the job posting for this position…

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Be the change you want to see

Retrograde ,
@Retrograde@lemmy.world avatar

Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

Pee the change you want to

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

You can keep the change, brother.

magnetosphere , (edited )
@magnetosphere@kbin.social avatar

I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but I’ll convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.

Imgonnatrythis ,

You’ll miss out on PJM’s patented olfactory experience then bub.

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