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Tolookah , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit secured a carrier, Josh helped.

I like how the car (carrier) crashed on him, not that he crashed the car. It’s like they refuse to accept any responsibility, so it’s definitely the car’s fault.

FlyingSquid ,
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“The tree got closer and closer and hit my car.”

negativenull , (edited )
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“The cellulose (some call it a tree) got closer and closer and hit my carrier (some call it a car)”

FlyingSquid ,
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My apologies, I sometimes forget to use the magic words.

negativenull ,
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We have no contract. Apology not accepted

Tolookah ,

Those are sparring (some would say fighting) words

some_guy ,

Honestly, I’m a little bit offended that FS tried that with you without securing a bond first. I suggest you take out a lean against their property.

Peppycito ,

“self propagating structural cellulose foam”

Klear ,

“I was wondering why the tree keeps getting bigger and bigger and then it hit me.”

Red_October ,

I would bet good money that a part of their madness hinges on the idea that they are not responsible for the operation and actions of the vehicle, they just happen to be sitting in it while it goes places.

Reverendender ,

Elon Musk is a Sovcit?!

RoquetteQueen ,
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I thought he meant his old shitbox finally died and he just chose his words poorly.

Tolookah ,

Choosing words poorly is the sovcit rule #1

Gerudo , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Happy holidays!

Nicoleism101 , (edited ) to funny in There's just something about it

this fits my brain on the roads lately. It’s not only American thing to drive like absolutely crazy homicidal bullet

However actual buyers may not catch the layers of irony and dark humour

kindenough , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

This Kuiper belt is a bit tight on me waste...I need room , vacuum space

card797 , to pics in American toad

Classic

Varyk , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in shræmp

The Prawn Song by Superorganism

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGgaRmRP1ck

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

GROND GROND GROND GROND

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to put their children in a private trust.
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It’s amazing how many of these people want to get out of being parents.

some_guy ,

I think it’s more likely that this person believes they are somehow shielding their children from the government in some fashion. But I may be overly generous here. Who knows.

MentalEdge , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts
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I don’t think it’s been a year yet.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Plus, that sounds like a bad investment on the part of that business.

TachyonTele ,

You know what they say. One man’s cybertruck is that man’s garbage bin.

ltxrtquq ,

The raccoons seem to agree with you

Raccoons Can’t Resist Breaking Into Tesla Cybertruck Models

cm0002 ,

There is now a pic of one of the suspects

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6fab027a-7fd3-42b2-9333-dfd3d07a7e39.png

Drusas , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

While I understand what it means, I don't think I will ever understand how that is supposed to look like a face. What's wrong with its nose?

expatriado ,

i think the W represent corrugated lips, but don’t quote me on that

Drusas ,

I didn't know anything other than cardboard or plastic could be corrugated, but I guess it makes sense. Why should it be only cardboard and plastic?

Hupf ,

Why not oil tankers?

Soku ,

Crimped?

Hupf ,

:-3

Etterra , to pics in I modded a scanner to be a camera, this is 'Waterdance' [OC]

Wait… How many legs does she have?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

And why is there a face just floating in mid-air?

Leavingoldhabits OP ,

I case you’re really wondering, the model has two legs, maybe three, the liquid effect is due to the very slow rolling shutter of the scanner, and how it draws motion.

psycho_driver , to lemmyshitpost in TIL the clearest photo ever of the Kuiper belt was taken in 1964.

The lizzid people won’t let us take clear photos of it.

sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.
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Well, in one sense, duh: they were theocracies, much like MAGA. In another sense, no, because the people who literally built the pyramids didn’t get to vote, much like it’ll be if Trump is reelected.

sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in Jimmy Corsetti shows his wisdom once again.
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Well, in one sense, duh: they were theocracies, much like MAGA. In another sense, no, because the people who literally built the pyramids didn’t get to vote, much like it’ll be if Trump is reelected.

PeriodicallyPedantic , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

Huh, I thought dope fresh raps meant you rocked the mic

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