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VelvetStorm , to lemmyshitpost in See?!

Defends her child rape you mean?

RootBeerGuy ,
@RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Thanks for calling it what it is. What is going on with those thirsty boomer humor commenters below?

Ketchup ,

I wouldn’t take it seriously, those commenters figured out they can troll hexbear and lemmyworld at the same time with one “joke”.

BlitzKrieg2552 , (edited )

“Cool defence. Still statutory rape.”

This was supposed to be a humorous variant of the quote “cool motive, still murder” from Jake Peralta in the show Brooklyn 99.

youtube.com/shorts/oyg7T9emCUA?si=mJzRT6wbuL3rwpW…

Sorry if this bothered anyone

jerryjigglemeyer ,

i’m pretty sure that was their point.

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

Proof that no matter what you say on the Internet someone will try to argue with you even when you both agree

TimewornTraveler ,

no they won’t, nobody has disagreed with you yet

creditCrazy ,
@creditCrazy@lemmy.world avatar

How dare you not oppose me

Sigh_Bafanada ,

I think they were quoting Brooklyn 99

BlitzKrieg2552 ,

Correct

bardmoss , to linuxmemes in I really do want to know though

Pedant warning: your last phrase should contain “than”, not “then”.

Emerald OP , (edited )

Indeed. I literally never use the word “than”. Fuck grammar, “than” looks weird.

I never say “than”, I say “then”, therefore it just seems right to spell it how I always say it.

Edit: I wonder what the most downvoted comment is on Lemmy World, am I making history?

Edit: I’m concerned for everyone who upvoted this

rezifon ,

You literally used the word “than” in your comment just now.

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

I mean, I suppose I respect the commitment to just being unequivocally wrong.

Emerald OP ,

If it was an actual formal writing I would use proper grammar but other then (oh man what do I do here) that I never really use than.

Confused_Emus ,

Hilarious when people want to resort to “I WASN’T WRITING FORMALLY” in these situations. Just take the L and acknowledge it was a flub. Much less cringe that way.

Emerald OP ,

Oh I absolutely did take the L

9point6 ,

Lol it’s not grammar, you’ve used an entirely different word that just sounds kinda similar. You’re essentially saying the actual words used don’t matter in these two sentences because they sound similar:

I like to wear t-shirts

Eye lick two where tea-shits

HopFlop ,

In dead case, I fish you the bessed.

clmbmb ,

And ignorant…

Emerald OP ,

I’m not really ignorant if I know I am using bad grammar. I know it’s wrong I just do it anyways. That makes me stupid, not ignorant

StrongHorseWeakNeigh ,

Obstinate sure but not ignorant.

pmk ,

Consider this: when you speak the listeners know what you mean based on the rest of the sentence. When you write you give the reader the intended word through spelling. People who read will see your words and assume you really meant “then” instead of “than”, and the sentence will make little sense.
The words “I” and “eye” sound similar, but if you write “eye” I will read a sentence first thinking you are trying to say something about an eye, then when it breaks down, go back and find the issue. End that my friend is less then eye-deal for comprehension.

then_three_more , (edited )

It’s not grammar it’s an entitlement different word. It would be like refusing to call a dog a dog because you think it sounds better to call it a cat.

Edit - you know what, I’m leaving that auto correct in. Entitlement looks better here to me than entirely.

Churbleyimyam ,

Hoink me with your yimyam flutings.

sp3tr4l , (edited )

I hope this does not affect your usage of effect in the correct context.

As a former copy editor I find the effect of using affect incorrectly eye roll inducing.

But yeah, affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

The easy rule of thumb for then/than is that if you are comparing things or qualities or quantities of things, you use than, otherwise, then is used.

FarraigePlaisteach ,

I thought there would be a hyphen between “eye” and “roll”, no?

sp3tr4l ,

lol, you are correct!

Classy ,

This is me with everyday and every day. It’s an everyday occurrence that I see everyday used incorrectly!

FooBarrington ,

But yeah, affect is a verb, effect is a noun.

Unless you are effecting a change :)

sp3tr4l ,

If you mean that you are having an effect on said change… oh god maybe that’s actually correct?

If you are affecting (a) change, that would mean you are basically causing change.

But if you are effecting change, said change would have to have been previously established or referenced.

I think???

English is a goddamned shit-show sometimes.

Anyway, we should bring back the interrobang, and the thorne, and also I actually love the Oxford comma even though the AP style guide hates it.

FooBarrington ,

It’s the other way around! Effecting a change means causing it, whereas affecting a change would be having some effect on an existing change.

Sadbutdru ,

I came across effect/affect swapping in university level textbook the other day, couldn’t believe it.

palordrolap ,

Unforchunetly, Ingglish speling duzn't laiyn up with saowndz wun-tuh-wun.

Spelling things how you say them can lead to people misunderstanding or causing unintended(?) pain.

Petter1 ,

We write our language (swiss-german) like this 😂 everything is allowed and there are strangely very little misunderstandings. Only bad thing about is, that swiping keyboard rarely work with it.

Holzkohlen ,

And us german-germans think you are very weird and you might as well call your spoken language something other than german, cause no one can understand it anyways. Also why are you so afraid of this: ß?

Wizard_Pope ,
@Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

It’s too sharp they don’t wanna get cut

Petter1 ,

🤷🏻‍♀️this Sign is not on the keyboards in our country

And most people from Austria have no problem understanding us 😉

Liz ,

I do with English would switch to phonetic spelling, including the eventi of the speaker, but we’re never going to switch. At least the standardized spelling does have a very minor advantage in terms of disambiguation with homophones. But then we had to go and mess up read/read and lead/lead.

Petter1 ,

Read/ret lead/let -> easy 😜 but how to write “do” I mean it is not a normal spoken “o” and not exactly a “u” like it is a “u” but without (yo)u Write phonetic is more easy in German, I think, or maybe only because it is my birth language 🤔

captainlezbian ,

I think you might speak English with a thick German accent based on your perceptions of how you’d spell our words

Petter1 ,

Fair 😆and expectable, since I normally write phonetic in the german way

captainlezbian ,

Yeah I was really confused until I thought about how my Großonkel would say it lol. But yeah, in my accent both those words voice the d at the end

Petter1 ,

So it woud be „red“ and „led“?

captainlezbian ,

At least in a yank accent

Melvin_Ferd ,

Understood everything you wrote without issue.

English is a Honda civic. Its not pretty but it works even after years of abuse and neglect

akakunai ,

The literal way to read what you wrote is to never ask Flatpak, in order:

  1. how it can download more
  2. the total file size

The only reason no one thinks this is what you mean is because of how many people also mess this up.

muntedcrocodile ,
@muntedcrocodile@lemm.ee avatar

Sir I have downvoted simply to help you reach a record know that in my heart it is an upvote.

Melvin_Ferd ,

They reject u even though you spoken truest worders good are.

Nobody who spoke English that read your sentence misunderstood what you said based and than vs then and that English doesn’t have to be pretty to get the job done

Hugh_Jeggs ,

I had to read your comment at least twice before I could parse it.

So basically what you’re both saying is that you are so incredibly selfish, you don’t care if someone needs to read your comments multiple times in order to not misunderstand you, as long as it’s easier for you and you don’t have to bother learning to be understood

Thanks man

Hugh_Jeggs ,

“Language is fluid and constantly changing”

Our education system is in the toilet and I didn’t pay attention 😂

Lime66 ,

But it is fluid and changing. Do you know anyone who would know what Þæs oferéode, ðisses swá mæg or some other sentence from old english means, or someone who thinks that jail is spelt gaol?

Itdidnttrickledown ,

I upvoted it because its nice for someone, anyone to be concerned about me.

captainlezbian ,

Upvoted because you have the sort of can do won’t do attitude that made American English great. Emerald for dictionarian!

snugglebutt , to mildlyinfuriating in A fresh install of Signal takes up 410MB, blowing both Firefox and Chromium out of the water
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Such is the state of Electron.
I’m slowly stopping to care about web apps, however the amount of shit Electron causes is through the roof. Discord, Element, Signal, even Steam is full of it, so you just end up having 8 different “programs” running with every single one using at least around 400MB of RAM.
Can’t wait to see something using Rust and Tauri. Graphite wink wink

alyth OP ,

Of the apps you mentioned, I can use Discord and Element in my browser. WhatsApp even installs as a PWA. And Steam games can be launched through Lutris afaik?

There is no such option with Signal though.

snugglebutt ,
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

With Discord in browser, you lose Krisp, RPC ipc socket support (aRPC might work, no clue), and from what I remember screensharing only worked with browser tab capture.
Element will eat your RAM no matter where it’s running. You could add it as a Nextcloud app to triple your RAM usage! Woo
And you can’t run Steam games without the Steam client running. That’s how their DRM works. (Unless you use the goldberg steam emulator, which is a whole another thing to talk about)

JoeyJoeJoeJr ,

Using an E2E chat app in your browser necessarily makes the keys and decrypted messages available to your browser. They would have the ability to read messages, impersonate users, alter messages, etc. It would defeat the purpose of a secure messaging platform.

alyth OP ,

I don’t get it. Who is “they”? Why can’t you fetch the encrypted message from the server and then decrypt it client side?

mexicancartel ,

I think the encrypted messages are not saved in the server. You probably have to backup from phone and restore it on pc. “They” is the other programs running on browser

JoeyJoeJoeJr ,

“They” is the browser/browser maker. The browser, acting as the client, would have access to the keys and data. The browser maker could do whatever they want with it.

To be clear, I’m not saying they would, only that it defeats the purpose of an E2E chat, where your goal is to minimize/eliminate the possibility of snooping.

Socsa ,

You realize that your kernel which loads keys into memory can also access all this right? So can anything which shares memory space on the platform.

Natanael ,

The bigger risk is browser exploits, not just who develops it. There’s more attack surface and more ways to exfiltrate data

Killing_Spark ,

I really want to see the zygote approach worked out for electron. It’s working really well for android but with electron there are just too many different versions used by the different programs for that to make sense.

taaz ,

Steam is close but actually not electron, they use CEF - Chromium Embedded Framework which is something Electron uses too under the hood (afair)

snugglebutt ,
@snugglebutt@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

Thanks for the correction, appreciate it. Not sure it changes much though.

AProfessional ,

Electron doesn’t use CEF, they directly bundle Chromium.

eluvatar ,

Steam used an embedded browser long before it was cool.

skullgiver , (edited )
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  • flubba86 , (edited )

    I use a whole bunch of Linux distros at work (CentOS, alpine, ubuntu, debian, opensuse) and a bunch on my devices at home (mint, fedora, nobara, and manjaro), and so far the only distro I’ve seen ship decoupled shared electron libs like you described is Manjaro (and presumably Arch).

    rdri ,

    Can’t wait to see something using Rust and Tauri.

    What about sciter?

    Blackmist ,

    I wouldn’t mind so much if they all just used the same bundle of stuff, and you could install that once, and then the apps were all like 2MB each.

    But no, big fucking bundle of shit, every single time.

    masterspace ,

    Eh, that’s not the joy you think it is.

    That’s how software used to be distributed and that’s where the terms DLL / Dependency Hell come from and why programs used to not uninstall cleanly and break other programs, etc.

    It’s more efficient, but it’s also brittler and a lot more complex to manage. Conversely, bundling everything together with all its dependencies is a lot easier to manage, and a lot more robust overall, but comes at the expense of storage capacity and network bandwidth.

    captainjaneway ,
    @captainjaneway@lemmy.world avatar

    Would be kind of cool to allow people to choose an install method. As someone who has experienced low bandwidth in rural homes, it would be nice to avoid the waste at the cost of possibly managing chromium versions myself.

    Littleborat , to aboringdystopia in Jeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.

    I have trouble telling what is satire and what isn’t.

    pensivepangolin ,

    I wish this was satire but it’s just weirdly fetishistic propaganda. It’s not even subtle; it’s pathetic.

    Tylerdurdon ,

    I was thinking that arm was complete fiction, but apparently ole Jeffro had been working out.

    Riccosuave ,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

    It’s amazing what you can accomplish with TRT and a personal trainer who is at your beck and call 24/7/365.

    TheGIGAcapitalist ,

    Don’t forget HGH!

    Tylerdurdon ,

    Yep, I’d do the same if I was sitting on a pile of money. Not all of them do, that’s for sure.

    Riccosuave ,
    @Riccosuave@lemmy.world avatar

    Honestly, as much as I hate to admit it, so would I.

    nilloc ,

    Prolly a little HGH what he’s at it.

    They do make a good pair of body dysmorphics though.

    Littleborat ,

    They just pull that bicep bigger in Photoshop if the trt isn’t enough.

    DanglingFury ,

    I know. Is that thing really his fiance? She looks like she just crawled out of the uncanny valley.

    The sad thing is I bet she was pretty before all the work was done

    chunkystyles ,

    That’s actually a good photo of her. It’s been hand retouched, I’m sure.

    DanglingFury ,
    bassomitron ,

    God damn, I was not expecting that, my first belly laugh today. Amazing artwork.

    bradorsomething ,

    Aw isn’t she… precious.

    nilloc ,

    Need more lip, cheek and eyebrow filler

    helenslunch , (edited )
    @helenslunch@feddit.nl avatar

    I’ll never understand women who go shove needles in their face to look like they just got stung by bees all or like they shoved basketballs under their chest, complete with horrific scars.

    whodatdair , to maliciouscompliance in Work from home

    Yup, they started to force me to drive to an office where none of the people I work with are, now that’s the only place I do work for them.

    Used to think about and work on projects after hours if I found them interesting or realized a solution I hadn’t thought of. They’ve shown me they don’t care about my comfort, so I don’t feel the need to care about their problems either. The work will be there tomorrow.

    They’re so divorced from reality that they think we’d just give up extra hours of our lives for commuting and keep up the same work output. Fuckin nope, going switch to doing the bare minimum it takes to keep you signing checks.

    TachyonTele , to lemmyshitpost in Top post in the conservative subreddit: Being unable to work at a "woke" company

    I was curious so I found the article:
    insidethemagic.net/…/disney-executive-caught-sayi…

    The quote is exactly what normal people assume it is, out of context and not the entire quote.

    Twentieth Century Television Senior Vice President Michael Giordano was caught on a hidden video saying that Disney explicitly does not hire “white men” for specific roles.

    For specific roles. That’s pretty fcking obvious. You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid.

    Tar_alcaran ,

    So, you’re saying they’re sexist and racist, and we should all be enraged and immediately donate to our favourite bigots?

    OutlierBlue ,

    I’m buying a ton of Disney stuff right now to throw on the bonfire tonight.

    db2 ,

    There are valid reasons for hating on Disney though… like what they’ve done to Star Wars.

    sudo42 ,

    Agreed. Want to add that (in my opinion, at least) Lucas’s Episodes I, II & III didn’t do the series any favors either. :-(

    tjsauce ,

    They expanded on the world building and action superbly, but Lucas isn’t a people person, and it shows

    SpaceCowboy ,
    @SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

    The Prequels were more world ruining movies than world building movies.

    iknowitwheniseeit ,

    The sequel films are trash, but a lot of Disney’s Star Wars stuff for the small screen has been really good.

    HappyFrog ,

    Or the fact that they donate a shit ton of money to conservative politicians.

    MrJameGumb ,
    @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

    Ironically if they did hire a white man to play The Little Mermaid, the hard right nutjobs would be screaming that it was part of a “woke trans agenda” to normalize crossdressing and eliminate the traditional American male from society lol

    sfxrlz ,

    It’s not about the point. It’s bout how you can spin it.

    Kaboom ,

    I mean, the little mermaid should be a danish woman. Like thats where the tale comes from. if they want a diverse movie, why not use a tale from somewhere that isnt europe?

    ProjectingSpiritBow ,

    cultural appropiation

    reattach ,

    Did you also know there’s no talking crab in the original story by Hans Christian Andersen? Since we’re being faithful to the original.

    Kaboom ,

    Well, if you didnt want to make the little mermaid, why call it that and say its based on the tale?

    the_crotch ,

    Like Moana or Mulan?

    Kaboom ,

    Exactly!

    captainlezbian ,

    “No way in hell are we hiring a white man to play miles morales”

    puchaczyk ,

    Personally, I would love to see the little mermaid played by a big, burly man.

    Forester ,
    @Forester@yiffit.net avatar

    Then what kind of absolute unit can even be cast for daddy Tritron?

    puchaczyk ,

    Tritron obviously will be a femboy

    Theme ,

    Finally, roles opening up for me 😳

    Watch Disney cast the rock 🙃

    Atin ,

    Terry Crewes would be perfect for the role

    todd_bonzalez ,

    You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid.

    Don’t you tell me what to do.

    Hobbes_Dent ,

    🎶 You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid. 🎶

    brygphilomena ,

    There’s no way we’re hiring a white man for this role. They’d be very careful how they’d message that to agents.

    Furthering that, they use the word agent. Specifically referring actors.

    _tezz ,

    Lots of writers and other crew have agents. It’s not clear from the article if that’s what’s being referred to though.

    brygphilomena ,

    Sure, but they also said role. Which can just mean job position, is more commonly used for casted actors.

    Kusimulkku ,

    You’re not going to hire a white man to play the little mermaid.

    I don’t know, genderswapping the roles doesn’t seem that far fetched for Disney

    grrgyle ,

    As much as I dislike Disney as a company that does sound interesting… really actually brings up so many new possibilities to revisit the classics!

    cmbabul ,

    Disney the company being evil doesn’t mean the folks that work on their products are too

    grrgyle ,

    Sure doesn’t.

    A_Random_Idiot ,

    Terry Crews as Little Mermaid confirmed?

    psivchaz ,

    They already remade Little Mermaid too recently. Terry Crews as Rapunzel, though, is still on the table.

    ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

    but Terry is bald, so…

    oh god.

    “Rapunzel, yo! Let down your pubes!”

    psivchaz ,
    Kusimulkku ,

    About time

    HauntedCupcake ,

    The original 20 minute video in the article makes it clear he’s talking about job roles, and mentions writers a few times (admittedly not close enough to draw an 100% certain link). I don’t think it’s enough to discredit this just based on the assumption that he’s talking about actors or that there isn’t enough context. Obviously it’s vague enough that we can’t draw any solid conclusions, so I agree with you there.

    The main reason I think this is bullshit is that the guy’s testimony isn’t credible for two main reasons:

    • The guy was recently passed up for promotion, and blames it on being white and male
    • The interviewer is posing as a romantically interested date and asking plenty of leading questions, the guy is at least partially telling her what she wants to hear

    These two points, regardless of how true his story is, give him an ulterior motive for embellishing the story and exaggerating facts, which ultimately means we can’t trust this.

    I’d like to see a full investigation, as with any accusation of discrimination. But we all know that when nothing turns up, it wouldn’t shut the right wingers up

    SnotFlickerman , to memes in Even paper glows
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    It’s how Reality Winner got real fucked.

    via Wikiedpia:

    Both journalists and security experts have suggested that The Intercept’s handling of the reporting, which included publishing the documents unredacted and including the printer tracking dots, was used to identify Winner as the leaker. In October 2020, The Intercept’s co-founding editor Glenn Greenwald wrote that Winner had sent her documents to The Intercept’s New York newsroom with no request that any specific journalist work on them. He called her exposure a “deeply embarrassing newsroom failure” resulting from “speed and recklessness” for which he was publicly blamed “despite having no role in it.” He said editor-in-chief Betsy Reed “oversaw, edited and controlled that story.” An internal review conducted by The Intercept into its handling of the document provided by Winner found that its “practices fell short of the standards to which we hold ourselves”.

    renzev OP ,

    A technology that was made To Stop Criminals™ being used against a political whistleblower? Color me surprised! (thanks for sharing the link btw, didn’t know about that)

    SnotFlickerman ,
    @SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

    You’re very welcome. It’s good to be able to show real-world examples so people are less skeptical. A lot of people won’t read a deep technical document describing printer surveillance, but they will read a paragraph excerpt from Wikipedia.

    agressivelyPassive ,

    And they will argue that whistleblowing is actually a crime, because, uhm, it’s, uhm, yeah it’s illegal! And if it’s illegal to be a good citizen, then this is totally warranted and no scandal at all, because only bad people do illegal things!

    Many people are willing to sacrifice a lot of people for the tiny chance of maybe stopping a criminal once.

    renzev OP , (edited )

    Actual opinion some people hold: “We need to make end-to-end encryption illegal to stop criminals”

    How on earth is that meant to work? Criminals are criminals. They don’t care whether or not it’s illegal. At this point, just declare all crime illegal and call it a day. At least that won’t be a huge infringement on honest people’s privacy and security.

    Azzu ,

    Wait. Crime is not illegal? No wonder all those criminals are doing it.

    renzev OP ,
    psud ,

    A recent anti-organised crime operation set up a fake end to end encrypted phones and sold them to criminals, capturing all calls, messages, and internet traffic

    If they hadn’t, a real version of the same would have been supplied to criminals, since it’s easy and cheap

    brbposting ,

    A lot of people won’t read a deep technical document describing printer surveillance, but

    …if you meme it, they will come!

    null ,

    Color me surprised!

    I can’t, I’m out of yellow.

    DAMunzy ,

    Just use the Fake color (because we call it Fake News nowadays instead of Yellow Journalism).

    I’ll see myself out.

    Artyom ,

    Interesting. I remember reading a news article before 2017 stating that printers used to do this, but the practice has since ended because someone was able to prove they were doing it in the mid-2000s. At the time, I saw some people on Reddit claiming they just switched to a new, harder to detect method, and everyone was saying they were conspiracy theorists.

    Rentlar , (edited )

    On wikipedia there’s some suggestion that methods that involve intensity of toner/ink across a document could be used to uniquely identify a machine but no such methods are currently publicly known (at least as far as the Wikipedia article has been updated)

    Mango ,

    Digimarc

    Source: I work in flexography.

    driving_crooner ,
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Those dots are practically invisible if you have the printed copy, they’re not going to be visible at all in a photography. Printers and their network leave a lot to logs behind, pretty sure they just check up the printed files of their network, found the document and who send the printer order and done.

    BreakDecks ,

    So you think tracking her down with forensic methods that objectively exist is farfetched, but accessing the print logs of every printer in America to figure out which one printed the document is realistic?

    driving_crooner , (edited )
    @driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br avatar

    Every printer in America? She wasn’t a random person accessing those documents in her local Starbucks. That was a secret document printed in a government computer.

    psud , (edited )

    It’s cheaper and easier to look at the print logs. Most business computer and printer solutions tie every print to a user and log at least the name of every document printed

    The hidden code is for court cases where they wish to prove which machine made the print, they’re not very good for identifying which user printed something in a multi user environment

    ElCanut ,

    To be fair Reality Winner sent her emails to the intercept from her government account, so she was fucked anyway and it was just a matter of time

    cygnus , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PRIVATE KEY-----
    @cygnus@lemmy.ca avatar

    Replying to a 10-year-old tweet is a power move in itself.

    logicbomb , to technology in If you live in the EU - you may also be faced with this Meta prompt. Info in text.

    You need to make a choice to continue using Facebook

    This reminds me of the movie War Games, when WOPR says, “The only winning strategy is not to play.” The only correct choice to make here is to delete your Facebook account.

    Iceblade02 OP ,

    Indeed, I’d like to, and hopefully will be able to. Unfortunately it is basically the universal method of communication at my campus - unless you use instagram… or snapchat… :(

    Hopefully it’ll be possible to get others to make the move, but I’m not really that important in social contexts, nor are most privacy-focused folks.

    rtxn ,

    The evil of the lizard is too great to resist. The only way to win is to deny it battle.

    TheFriar ,

    How anyone still has a FB account I’ll never understand—or, I should say, anyone who doesn’t subscribe to the insane, “well I have nothing to hide!”/“anyone reading my information will be SO BOOORED LOLOLOL!” mindset and that actually gives 1/10000th of a shit about privacy.

    ItsMeSpez ,

    For me it is still holding on, barely, as a messaging app. I have a few friends and groups that just refuse to message on other things and that’s keeping me around. I’m tired of evangelizing better options.

    Sir_Kevin ,
    @Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

    I have friends like that. They never get a response from me.

    lemmyvore ,

    It pops up every once in a while for things like old classmates getting together. If I weren’t on it I wouldn’t know about it.

    It’s also useful for local events like neighborhood festivals that don’t get posted on any other media.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    Most of my sports and social activities are organized through various Facebook groups, and I’d lead a rather boring life without it.

    That’s why.

    BellaDonna ,

    I literally had a job that distributed our schedule via a Facebook group exclusively and required an account for requesting changes or interaction about the schedule.

    Honytawk ,

    You can easily counter that sentiment by asking them if they also leave their door open when they use a public toilet. Since they got “nothing to hide”.

    TheFriar ,

    “Anyone that wants to watch me pee is god be SOO BORRED LOLOL!”

    Honytawk ,

    police gets called

    LemmyIsFantastic ,

    Or stop caring about data being used for ads. Most people don’t 🤷‍♂️

    VegaLyrae , to lemmyshitpost in The pick-up artist

    Accidentally made a hot-girl union.

    Now they can organize and demand higher quality pickup lines.

    SkyeStarfall ,

    In a group of 40 women, chances are really high at least 2 of them would be a good couple. It’s a blind group date.

    Assman ,
    @Assman@sh.itjust.works avatar

    Apes babes together strong

    NotSpez ,

    How do you get those crossed out words?

    Nice comment by the way

    dukk ,

    Strikethrough, you can get them like ~~this~~

    chatokun ,

    Competitor to the Attractive Girls Union?

    VegaLyrae ,

    AGU Local 2, Messenger Hot Girls Union

    saltesc , (edited ) to mildlyinfuriating in Capitalism indoctrination in progress.

    As a professional in this field, top reasons would be…

    • Dissatisfaction with pay
    • Limited/No career progression
    • Dissatisfaction with environment/culture
    • Dissatisfaction with management
    • Poor work-life balance
    • Poor job design/expectations of role
    • Poor taining quality/knowledge management
    • Inadequate tools/systems

    Edit: I should also point out we have about half a dozen ping-pong tables scattered around my work and our turnover figures were bang on average for annual benchmarking against the sector. I consider the average too high, though, and will be targeting better retention over this year. We’ll need at least double the amount of ping-pong tables.

    Asafum ,

    I don’t see pizza party or ping pong table on that list so you’re obviously not a professional.

    A real professional knows employees want pizza parties instead of higher pay and they want more responsibilities with the same pay!

    :P

    kwking13 ,

    Pizza party solves everything!!

    TheGreenGolem ,

    Or…a lemon party!

    samus12345 ,
    @samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

    I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these?

    TheChargedCreeper864 ,

    Make lemonade, obviously

    MajorHavoc ,

    Make some kind of lemon powered rocket launcher and force life to take it’s lemons back!

    evilgiraffe666 ,

    But I have no money and lemons are expensive! If only there was a way we could acquire lemons without paying for them… Anyone know where I could find a lemon tree?

    Gork ,

    Consult our mutual friend, the Lemon Stealing Whore

    Getawombatupya ,
    Pandantic ,
    @Pandantic@lemmy.world avatar

    So ping pong table falls under the third point right? More ping pong = more fun = better culture? Right? /s just for clarity

    chaorace ,
    @chaorace@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

    Very correct. You can solve bad culture by throwing more money at the problem. Preferably all at once with zero maintenance budget or governance so that the amenities in question can become non-functional monuments to your superior culture. Future generations will find these and marvel at your ingenuity from the safety of the water cooler.

    Pechente ,

    Almost all of these applied to the last job I left, so I guess it’s pretty spot on.

    Debo ,

    There’s some new research that shows raising pay is not great for retention. Studies say it’s better to take that money and put it into a long-term benefit line a pension, profit sharing, while life insurance with a cash out value, etc.

    Raises and bonuses had about a 3-month effect.

    MajorHavoc ,

    That seems highly suspect.

    Was this research sponsored by the association for research into golden parachuting out of a pillaged company?

    CarolineJohnson ,
    @CarolineJohnson@sh.itjust.works avatar

    My top reasons for leaving a job:

    • Too little pay
    • Too many responsibilities
    • The possibility of career progression

    The three Big Nos. My optimal work-life balance is 0.1-99.9. If they trust me to be able to do even one thing, that pay better be huge.

    Steeve ,

    Obviously right? I mean this post is definitely a joke

    alertsleeper ,

    you really a pro, I’m looking for other jobs precisely because of 1 and 2, even though the rest are all great at my current job

    crossal ,
    @crossal@lemmy.world avatar

    What field?

    saltesc ,

    Strategic Workforce Planning. It’s a bit different to HR in that there’s a lot of data analysis. Typically we would use data to identify retention issues (reasons, areas, seasonality, etc) and figure out how to improve it. We’d then hand that over to HR to implement fuck up.

    ImplyingImplications , to programmerhumor in am i just bad at devops?

    See your problem is you’re editing the code until it passes the tests. It’s way easier if you edit the tests until it passes the code.

    TragicNotCute ,
    @TragicNotCute@lemmy.world avatar

    This is what they mean by test driven development.

    Zagorath ,
    @Zagorath@aussie.zone avatar

    castle.gif

    souperk ,
    @souperk@reddthat.com avatar

    Unless you are using groovy (jenkins), then you are running the pipeline to find syntax errors.

    davel ,
    @davel@lemmy.ml avatar

    This comment is triggering and it should have a NSFW spoiler.

    Johanno ,

    I hate groovy, gradle and Jenkins!

    I don’t know if sth. Else is better but I can confirm that shit is horrific

    swayevenly ,

    Why do you hate groovy?

    Johanno ,

    Horrible scripting language. Even worse than python. Close to Javascript

    juicy ,

    If you don’t think Python is a good scripting language, what is a good scripting language in your opinion? Bourne Shell? VBScript? PHP?

    Johanno ,

    I like python and if you use typing it is awesome.

    I like kotlin script too. But normal languages are better than scripting languages usually.

    souperk ,
    @souperk@reddthat.com avatar

    Typing in python leaves a lot to be desired… Being looking at peps for quite some time, but it’s really hard for the language to make progress without breaking compatibility.

    Hopefully at some point MOJO becomes mature enough to use in a professional setting.

    savedbythezsh ,

    FYI, Jenkins has an endpoint to validate the pipeline without running it, and there’s a VSCode extension to do this without leaving the editor: www.jenkins.io/blog/2018/…/Validate-Jenkinsfile/

    souperk ,
    @souperk@reddthat.com avatar

    I am not using Jenkins anymore but this seems like a lifesaver, thanks for sharing

    savedbythezsh ,

    I use Jenkins for work, unfortunately, so I have plenty of experience

    Ackward ,

    Only for declarative pipelines, forget it if you use scripted ones.

    mynachmadarch ,

    I just replace all my tests with noop codes. Quick, easy, passes.

    SkyNTP ,

    Can’t tell if you are joking. I know a lot of junior developers who think this is a legitimate solution.

    nexussapphire ,

    If true == true pass!

    TxzK , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Brainfuck is the sixth circle
    _edge ,

    Sounds like Javascript and co-pilot to me.

    Synthuir ,

    In the soap opera General Hospital, Colonel Sanders of KFC makes a guest appearance because someone is trying to kill him to obtain the secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices. He knows Malbolge and is able to disarm the destruct sequence.

    … I… what?

    Wizard_Pope ,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    That soap opera apparently has 15000 episodes and has been airing since 1963…

    CanadaPlus ,

    So you’re saying that might not even be the craziest episode?

    Wizard_Pope ,
    @Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world avatar

    The chance of that is definitely not negligible

    hex ,

    I thought you were kidding.

    youtu.be/4T50w1BWCro?si=mlSizqEAnJ_5wb5n

    Synthuir ,

    Well, I wasn’t kidding, but I put about a 50% chance that someone had just vandalized the wiki page…

    Thanks for finding that, absolutely golden lol

    MonsiuerPatEBrown ,
    Ghyste ,
    morrowind ,
    @morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

    This is peak programming. That’s it. It’s done. We can pack up and go home now.

    Grass ,

    Fuck… all the big tech corps got some catching up to do

    db2 , to linuxmemes in With GPL, you're programming Freedom. With MIT, you're programming for free.

    Permissive licenses (commonly referred to as “cuck licenses”)

    That’s where I stopped reading. 👎

    homesweethomeMrL ,

    I mean, it’s funny for a couple of reasons

    sleen ,

    I guess they take things seriously even in a linuxmemes community

    anyhow2503 ,

    The joke in the OP stops at the beginning of the joke explanation. If you just share your honest opinion like that in a shitposting community, you can’t expect everyone to “play along” with your “joke”.

    ikidd ,
    @ikidd@lemmy.world avatar

    Memes are srs bidness.

    criss_cross ,

    Yeah I don’t think I’ve ever heard that term before in my life and I’ve been doing this for a while.

    And I don’t think I ever wanna hear it again.

    db2 ,

    It’s a term Trump cultists use.

    superduperenigma , to lemmyshitpost in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

    Tried it and it answered all my questions about US presidents… It did not feel like giving an answer for this question.

    https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/da2d09dd-4414-4bd6-bedc-e11329c068cf.jpeg

    superduperenigma ,
    gravitas_deficiency ,
    CosmicTurtle ,

    I tried a bunch of questions. It seems okay on giving you instructions on forming a union at Target, Starbucks…but not Amazon.

    Kalkaline ,
    @Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

    “Why is Jeff Bezos so opposed to unions, and give me a good marinade idea for when we eat the rich”

    https://leminal.space/pictrs/image/602b29f4-209b-418b-b5f9-fe511c83f239.png

    AtariDump ,
    NegativeLookBehind ,
    @NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

    Jeff Bezos is very angry at you

    macwinux ,

    LMAO that’s so hilarious.

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