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The_Picard_Maneuver , to aboringdystopia in Half of America Makes Less Than 35k
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Major life experiences have been stolen from a large % of the population, all to make a handful of people richer. It’s tragic.

some_designer_dude ,

On the bright-ish side, there’s an even more tragic fate waiting for those handful of people in the coming years…

The_Picard_Maneuver ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar
dependencyinjection ,

Which is?

Cold_Brew_Enema ,

What does this mean?

TheTetrapod ,

Violent revolution is inevitable, if not imminent.

Chainweasel ,

We’d only have to eat one billionaire and the rest would fall in line

transientpunk ,
@transientpunk@sh.itjust.works avatar

Doesn’t matter. Billionaires are food. Gotta eat them all

greenskye ,

Still an optimist I see

ShaggySnacks ,

I would like to point that bunch of people tried to overthrow the US Government on January 6, 2020 cause they were angry.

Shieldtoad , to lemmyshitpost in Trust exercise
stinerman , to insanepeoplefacebook in And measles is a positive illness.
@stinerman@midwest.social avatar

These people should have their children taken away from them.

cosmicrookie ,
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

This is a person that people with children taken advice from!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

100% agree. CPS should be way more aggressive because it’s neglect and abuse. I am so sick of seeing them treated with kid gloves.

candybrie ,

The issue is where the kids go after you take them away. It’s not like foster care is renowned for its nurturing environment. Would these kids actually be better off there?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It is way bigger than that, I agree. But these kids aren’t even being educated, and it’s really troubling.

experbia , to lemmyshitpost in I feel so old.
@experbia@lemmy.world avatar

I have reached the age where I find gags like this - and the massive cringe effect they inflict on young folks - fucking hilarious.

i’m comfortable with my fate. who ever really needed hair on their head anyway?

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I admit, the idea of a teenager being highly annoyed by that sign amuses me greatly.

tkk13909 ,

The thing is, all of the grammar is correct so it’s not actually that cringe. They definitely did their research!

aidan ,

“can’t stop won’t stop” is definitely the most out of place.

And “campground” is too many syllables. If someone actually said that they’d replace it with something else

some_guy ,

You and me both. They went a little too hard in the middle, but the beginning and end were decent.

spizzat2 ,
MacNCheezus ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

I wonder what they’ll do if someone actually texts them using that language. Do they have a teenager on staff for the express purpose of translating it?

EndlessNightmare , to memes in There is zero need for millions of office drones to be on the road daily.

The resistance to allowing WFH really shows how bullshit the push for EVs “to help the environment” is.

I’m not anti-EV and do believe they are better than ICE. But even better than an EV-driven mile is a mile that isn’t driven at all.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I’m not sure how you equate that first paragraph at all. Can you expound? The second one just nullifies the first lol.

EndlessNightmare ,

My point is that if they were serious about protecting the environment, they would promote WFH (for those who can…not everyone can obviously) in addition to EVs. Instead, there seems to be a big push for return to office.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Got it. Thanks. It definitely read like you were saying EVs were some secret not as good as you thought it was issue…

When they’re pretty damn fantastic at lowering pollution over time.

www.epa.gov/greenvehicles/electric-vehicle-myths

www.sciencedirect.com/…/S1110016823009055

MonkeMischief ,

Yeah, I think he was explaining that EVs ARE more efficient, but like everything with industrial capitalism, the idea is that they’re solving for:

“How can we increase efficiency, while keeping inefficient traffic jams and pointless office commutes?”

When, if they actually cared for the environment, reducing office commutes in the first place has proven to work wonders in dropping pollution. There’s just no psychopathic control and exponential corporate real estate profits involved.

An EV is more efficient than an ICE, but industry wants never-ending constantly-exponentially-growing production and purchasing of EVs, so they can enjoy a future of EV-majority traffic jams, instead of gas and diesel traffic jams.

We’ll then get emotional-piano commercials about how they saved the planet by mass producing a product that was mass consumed.

But we could simply not have traffic jams, and everybody knows it. That would make people too happy though, and give them time to think. Like 2020, it would once again be difficult to find people who will put up with corporate nonsense.

Solving problems by putting dents in demand also has a way of making quarterly projections inconvenient. :p

blanketswithsmallpox ,

While true I think most people understand that most of our modern economies that sustain billionaire corpos and the stock market are almost purely run by the magic that unstainable growth based gdp. This will always be the case until we work properly on fusion and a Dyson swarm.

We will reach a point when we hit 11 billion people and growth levels off. People will revolt en masse when they realize they can’t retire without the magic rich made richer money generation machine that is the stock markets compounding interest. Turns out you’ll have to save for a retirement by not magically generating more money from just hoarding it.

Until then, keep putting in your 401k and understand that any large change to an American economy to fix commute problems is going to cost way more than Europe due to our land size and heavily suburbian population centers.

Everyone is down for mass transit until they realize they have to pay for it lol.

RaoulDook ,

It’s not bullshit at all. It is a lot better for cars that are being used to not shoot out smoke from combusting refined oil. There will always be cars in use, so it will always be better for them to not shoot out smoke.

It’s not possible for all workers to live inside dense cities and use public transport and work in offices or at home. MANY other jobs are out there and still need doing every day. Everyone who physically maintains all of our critical infrastructure, manufacturing, and food supply industries is pretty much going to commute to work one way or another. Millions of those people don’t live in cities with public transport and/or don’t work where public transport can take them to. EVs are an improvement for all of those necessary use cases, because the vehicles they need could not be shooting out smoke.

EndlessNightmare ,

I’m not sure what percentage of workers could do their job from home if they were allowed to. It’s probably a small minority, though a quick glance of numbers from COVID would suggest 15-20%. I’ll use 15% for sake of argument but would welcome a more “confident” number if someone has it.

Reducing the number of miles is and important way to reduce impact. Additionally, even those who cannot work from home benefit from reduces congestion and reduces vehicle idling. Although idling has less impact on EVs (though they still have to run HVAC), ICE vehicles are still the majority of vehicles being sold today in most nations and will be in circulation for decades.

Not everyone can WFH, but it needs to be part of the strategy of reducing emissions from transportation. Not pushing WFH (for those who can) is leaving a lot on the table. This is not a replacement for EVs, rather in addition to.

RaoulDook ,

I’m all for WFH and EVs personally. Haven’t bought an EV yet but I would like to have a non-spyware-laden one for a reasonable price.

MonkeMischief ,

The spyware part. Agh!!

A big motivator for keeping my early-2000’s car with almost 215,000 miles on it is just how CREEPY modern cars are.

Mozilla’s “Privacy Not Included” column really highlighted this. It’s terrible and it’s currently all legal and you can never really trust you’ve circumvented it.

Sucks too, because those “Canoo lifestyle vehicles” or the new VW bus EV look so cool…but they have crap like face-monitoring cameras and app-connectivity in them. What the heck.

rwhitisissle ,

This is the truth. People like to tout EVs as the end all, be all, “silver bullet” for the petrochemical industry. Bullshit. Your EV is riddled with oil-based products and asphalt contains a shitload of petrochemicals. EVs are better than gas burning cars in the same way getting stabbed with a knife is better than being shot. If you really want to help the environment by buying a car, buy a used car instead of a new one. Still, nothing really compares to just having a society where the average individual doesn’t need a vehicle. I think if we had a more robust service economy structured around couriers who took care of shopping and delivery, and then had a genuinely decent public transportation system or taxi options, we’d do a lot to reduce emissions. But the car is itself a sign of affluence and personal freedom in America. Always has been; probably always will be. Ownership of one, especially an expensive one, confers a certain status, and that’s a cultural problem, not an environmental or material one.

DingoBilly , to games in Gameplay mechanics were also a lot better with more replayability.

Games were definitely buggy and I honestly think people forget how much better the quality is nowadays.

I also think there is something to it just being the 90s or so and not having much choice. If you only have one game to play then of course you’re going to replay it to death. If I have a steam library of 1000 games then I’m much less likely to.

A lot of this is just nostalgia for the past and the environment as opposed to games being any better.

TankovayaDiviziya OP ,

I mean technical wise, games are better now and could easily be patched, but I think that’s why games had better gameplay in the past to make up for the lack of gamer accessibility to patching.

CrayonRosary , (edited )

You’re saying that because games couldn’t be patched, they had better gameplay? That makes no sense at all.

Lots of games had crap gameplay. There are more junk vintage games than good ones. The gameplay was simple because it had to be. The consoles didn’t have the power to do more. Chips were expensive. So they had to invent simple gameplay that could fit in 4k of ROM. If dirt simple gameplay is your thing, great. The Atari joystick had one stinking button for crying out loud.

You think Space Invaders has better gameplay than Sky Force Reloaded? Or Strider has better gameplay than Hollow Knight? You’re insane.

E.T. for the 2600 had gameplay so bad it crashed the entire video game industry.

Double Dragon on NES had a jump that was impossible to make forcing the company to make a new cart and give refunds.

Kelly ,

There are more junk vintage games than good ones.

Anyone who has iterated though a full romset will agree with this.

Just like movies, music, books, etc. the classics are fondly remembered gems and the rest are easily forgotten.

redcalcium ,

Double Dragon on NES had a jump that was impossible to make forcing the company to make a new cart and give refunds.

I didn’t know this. This is obviously why I never finished that game and certainly not because I suck at it.

CrayonRosary ,

I might be misremembering what game it was. I was just a kid when I learned about it. I can’t seem to find anything about it other than an impossible jump in the PC port of TMNT.

DingoBilly ,

It’s a nostalgia thing - I don’t remember the games where I got stuck on the first level and could never finish the game (which happened). Or were just boring so I quit after a half hour.

I do remember donkey Kong country, super Mario bros, sonic Etc. Which all worked well and were fun.

Sakychu ,

Yeah quality has improved massively, maybe not the initial release but 90% of games i recently played were regarded as buggy messes on release. After years of updates they mostly work.

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

There’s also the SNL effect. Everyone remembers the great games like Mario. Nobody remembers World Games.

Blue_Morpho ,

I’m unfamiliar with that game. Was World Games buggy or just bad? The quality the OP referred to was bugs, not gameplay.

Even the worst AAA game today has better game play than anything from 30 years ago. It’s the nature of extreme complexity that allowing players freedom makes complete debugging impossible.

Omegamanthethird , (edited )
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Actually, OP very explicitly said to ignore bugs and was only talking about gameplay. Which is why they talk about extreme replayability being the requirement on old games.

I just realized you were talking about who i responded to, not OP. But still, they weren’t only talking about bugginess.

The basic mechanics of a game (eg. Mario) better be fun, and those first couple of levels better be fun, because that’s what you’ll be doing a lot. It’s similar to how the swinging in Spider-Man better be fun because you’ll be doing it a lot. But the it also has more complex fighting, side content, and a story. You can mess up a lot more while there’s still enough to keep it entertaining.

But people don’t remember the majority of games that were not very good. World Games was just a game that came to mind on the NES as being not very fun, but more importantly forgotten.

ColeSloth ,

Hehe. World Games was an Olympic event type of game for the NES and other systems back in the late 80’s.

It was actually a well reviewed and enjoyed game, so I’m not sure why he decided to use it as an example when there were so many other actually bad games back then. It also caused a “spoof” game to be made on the NES called “Caveman games”, which did a similar game style, but set in caveman times with caveman events. I preferred caveman games as a kid, and still do. Racing against a friend on who can rub sticks together and blow on the smoke to make fire first is still a blast. So is beating the other guy with a caveman club. Good times.

ColeSloth ,

World Games was so good they made a spoof sequel of sorts called caveman games. A lot of people remember world games, it was a well received game. You had so many actually forgettable garbage games to choose from…

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

I have never heard anyone talk about that game, ever. But I remembered hating it as a kid. But social media wasn’t a thing back then. So I don’t know if it was talked about elsewhere.

If that was a well received game, I guess it speaks volumes about the rest of the NES library.

ColeSloth ,

It’s because it wasn’t really a young kids game. It was aimed at a bit older of a crowd. They made a later version of it called caveman games that was geared more towards kids and it was a lot of fun, with mostly the same game mechanics.

richmondez ,

But if he had to go with a forgettable game he wouldn’t have remembered it.

ColeSloth ,

But he says it wasn’t very fun and it was forgotten.

He obviously didn’t forget it, and most people found it to be fun.

NoneYa ,

What games were buggy for you? I’ve been replaying a lot of older games I used to play from my childhood (SNES to Xbox 360/PS3/Wii era) and not coming up with a lot of bugs except from emulation.

Blue_Morpho ,

They weren’t as buggy. People making excuses classify exploits as bugs ignoring that modern games have more bugs and exploits.

I played Atari 2600 games like space invaders, adventure, and pitfall for thousands of hours without ever running into a bug. The only game with an exploit was Combat where you could put your tank muzzle into a corner and make it loop across the map. But both players could do it.

xkforce ,
funkless_eck ,

some games would be unplayable without hand-patching the code that you’d find in a magazine.

ZoopZeZoop ,

I have 1000 games, but I still replay a bunch of them over and over, just at a less rapid pace.

Aielman15 ,
@Aielman15@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve grown up with a PS1 and a handful of pc games, and I don’t remember any of them being any more bugged than modern gaming. The only exception being Digimon World 1, a notoriously buggy game (but to be fair, half of those bugs were introduced by the inept translation’s team).

I know people nowadays know and use a bunch of glitches for speedruns and challenge runs (out-of-bounds glitches being the norm for such runs), but rarely, if ever, those glitches could be accessed by playing through the game normally, to the point that I don’t remember finding any game breaking bug in any of the games I played in my infancy (barring the aforementioned Digimon World).

idunnololz ,
@idunnololz@lemmy.world avatar

A couple years back I found my old Gameboy advanced. I tried to play Kirby on it and I was taken back by how much it sucked. The screen was way smaller than I remember it being and there was no backlight which meant I had to play the game in a well lit room. I don’t think I could ever go back to those days.

uienia ,

Nah, in the 80s we had hundreds probably thousands of games for the commodore 64 and later the amiga 500, all of them pirated. The piracy scene was huge, and often the games were free as we just copied them from friends

Cocodapuf ,

I don’t agree with that first point at all. Games were not all that buggy, It was orders of magnitude better than it is now.

DingoBilly ,

I think it’s because people only remember the good games and not the stinkers.

I played a lot of shit games I can’t recall because I played for 30 minutes max. There was one game I never passed the first level as I couldn’t figure out what to do, I think something to do with jelly beans and a blob. How is that good gameplay lol?

But of course myself and others can tell you about the games we played for hours like Super Mario Bros which didn’t really have bugs and were good.

Cocodapuf ,

A boy and his blob! That was a great game! But it did not hold your hand at all, you had to figure out what every different jerky bean did to your blob. It was a good enough game that there was a modern remake I think it’s on Nintendo virtual console.

But yeah, that was a legitimately hard game for a kid. And with nothing, it wasn’t buggy, the gameplay was just different from anything else people were familiar with and it didn’t explain itself.

Syrc ,

The difference is back in the day the great games were the highly advertised “big ones” and the “stinkers” usually fell flat. Now you have a mountain of AAA stinkers and have to go scavenging for indie gems.

DingoBilly ,

Not sure that’s right - before the internet I had no clue what was supposedly good or not. I’d rent games from blockbuster and just try them one by one. Lots of shitty games and I had no idea that Mario or sonic or anything was meant to be good.

Now it’s a lot easier just based on metacritic or steam reviews to figure out if something is good or not.

Syrc ,

Well yes, maybe going that far back it was kind of a shot in the dark, but the late ‘90 to early ‘10 period was a time where you had internet (or at least tv/magazines) to know which games were “popular”, most of those were actually well done, and you’d rarely have an AAA title launch as a bugridden mess.

Reviews are also a hit-or-miss because they’re highly subjective. The Steam review system sucks as well, being only positive/negative and with troll reviews always at the top.

Teodomo ,

I also think there is something to it just being the 90s or so and not having much choice.

Absolutely. I enjoyed and played a lot out of King of Dragon Pass back in the day. Yesterday I sat down to finally play its spiritual successor Six Ages: Ride Like the Wind. From what I remember from KoDP it plays exactly the same (at least during the first hour). Yet I couldn’t force myself to keep playing it. Same way nowadays I can’t seem to get hooked with genres I used to play a ton as a kid: RTS games like Age of Empires II and Warcraft 3, life sims like The Sims, point & click graphic adventures like Monkey Island, traditional roguelikes, city builders, etc. Other genres I try to get back into and I do manage to play a ton of hours of but I’m never able to finish like when I was young (e.g. JRPGs)

When I try to play many of those games I tend to feel kinda impatient and wanting to use my limited time to play something else that I feel I might enjoy better. A good modern 4X game with lots of mod support like Stellaris or Civ6 instead of RTS games which have always felt a bit clunky to me. Short narrative games like Citizen Sleeper or Roadwarden instead of longer ones I’m not able to finish. Any addictive modern roguelite, especially if it features mechanics I particularly like (like deckbuilding and turn-based combat). If I ever feel interested to play a life sim or a city builder nowadays it has to feature more RPG elements and/or iterative elements and/or deckbuilding and a very compelling setting to me. And so on.

It feels like many of the newer genres (or the updated versions of old genres) are just more polished and fine-tuned than genres that used to be popular in the 90s and the 2000s. They just feel better to play. And to be fair in some cases they might be engineered to be more addicting, too. Like, I did finish Thimbleweed Park some years ago but I feel like nowadays no one is going to play witty point & click graphic adventure games with obscure puzzles if they can play a nice-looking adventure game filled with gacha waifus.

recapitated , to linuxmemes in Debian security amirite?

The xz infiltration is a proof of concept.

Anyone who is comforted by the fact they’re not affected by a particular release is misguided. We just don’t yet know the ways in which we are thoroughly screwed.

possiblylinux127 ,

I’m just waiting for the backdoor to be found in Firefox and Chromium or some library shared by most applications.

exu ,

Like libwebp a few months back? Or Log4j?

Gabu ,

The thing about browsers is that there are so many accidental exploits already, it makes little sense to introduce your own on top of it.

BURN ,

This is a huge wake up call to OSS maintainers that they need to review code a lot more thoroughly. This is far from the last time we’re going to see this, and it probably wouldn’t have been caught if the attacker hadn’t been sloppy

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

upvote.au/comment/818245

Nah, I’d say the chap was pretty unsloppy.
Just that we were lucky that someone found it.

It’s a good thing that xz is a type of program that people may want to profile.

But this is an eye opener for people saying that Linux is “secure” (not more secure, but just secure .) because the code has many eyes on it.

This confirms my suspicion that we may be affected by the bystander effect, so we actually have less eyes than required for this.

BURN ,

The reason I consider this sloppy is because he altered default behavior. Done properly, an injection like this probably could have been done with no change to default behavior, and we’d be even less likely to have gotten lucky.

Looking back we can see all the signs pointing to it, but it still took a lot of getting lucky to find it.

I’ve always considered the “source is open so people can check for vulnerabilities” saying a bit ironic, because I’d bet 99% of us never look, nor could find it if we were looking. The bystander effect is definitely here as we all just assume someone else has audited it.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Done properly, an injection like this probably could have been done with no change to default behaviour,

Interesting.
So the sloppiness was in the implementation and not the social engineering.
But then of course, people tend to be not good at both, fooling people and fooling programmers/computers at the same time. In this case, the chap turned out to be better at fooling people than programmers/computers.


And I am being sloppy for not trying to learn enough about exploits even though I should have a good enough programming base to start it.

Theharpyeagle ,

It’s a rough balance when you’re trying to convince people unfamiliar with the internals (let alone non technical people) to make the switch. Saying “Linux is safe, but not bulletproof” may scare them back to the devil they know even if there’s no greater guarantee of safety there.

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Of course, maybe I am being too hard on people by expecting everyone to put more thought into everything they make a decision for. But it is in fact the lack of thought that tends to cause problems in all areas we see nowadays.
But that’s a topic for somewhere else.


We can simply go by “Linux is more bulletproof than Windows”; instead of calling it “safe”, which would also be wrong.

recapitated ,

And to have strong and continuous analysis of software bills of materials.

GreatDong3000 ,

I always just assumed all the distros I use have backdoors as a fact of life. I take comfort in not being a person of interest to anyone and just blend in with the crowd. I also don’t use windows because for every backdoor my Debian may have, windows will have 100 more. Servers don’t get hacked all the time because it is not linux->internet, it is linux->bunch of stuff->internet, but I am sure backdoors are there.

Liz , to memes in Glad this is becoming a meme

Ask a man his salary. Do it. How else are you supposed to learn who is getting underpaid? The only way to rectify that problem is to learn about it in the first place.

EmpathicVagrant ,

The NLRB ensures that discussion of wages is a protected right.

Talk about your wages.

brbposting ,

45 can fix that

EmpathicVagrant ,

Plans to, too.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

I think context is important here. Asking a co-worker their salary is fine. Asking about the salary of someone you’re on a date with is not fine.

GlitterInfection ,

Exactly.

You should have asked them for their W-2 before agreeing to meet.

SpaceCowboy ,
@SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca avatar

Yeah and get their credit score before you even reply.

moistclump ,

Ask a woman her age. Do it. How else are you supposed to learn who is getting older? The only way to celebrate that is to learn about it in the first place.

Shady_Shiroe , to memes in A quick guide to computer components
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janus2 ,
@janus2@lemmy.zip avatar

this is like one of those IQ scale wojaks memes
everything electronic is just a tracking device <----------> electronic components are highly specialized <------------> everything electronic is just a tracking device…

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Everything with a serial no. is a tracking device and so is everything with a bill.

Manzas ,

Oh shit there is a tracking above me… the ceiling lamp!!!

ulterno ,
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar

Did your breakfast material not come with a bill?
Then the IRS knows you bought breakfast 👹

Manzas ,

You do realize that there are people that aren’t American? And what if you paid with cash?

ulterno , (edited )
@ulterno@lemmy.kde.social avatar
  1. I’m not American either.
  2. I assume we all know this thread is a meme. IRS sounds the most memetic
  3. If you paid with cash, the person who accepted the cash most probably had eyes. Eyes along with the human brain, are one of the first tracking devices in human civilisation. The information they save on you are not even subject to the GDPR.
Passerby6497 ,

I knew that fucking duck was tracking me!

LordOfLocksley , to funny in Price tag for a Spider-Man comic

It’s 12c, I can see the price right there on the next hand side, near the top

TexasDrunk ,

Exactly! How much could it possibly be worth today? It’s just paper and ink. Ideas are free.

I’m willing to go as high as $1.20, cash in hand.

Quick edit: I would not take credit score into account to sell this. I have a great score and I would still have to sell my house, empty my retirement fund, and sell plasma to buy this for real. There’s no way I’d be able to buy this on my salary even if financed over a very long period of time.

Zess ,

Definitely price gouging, someone call the attorney general.

limelight79 , to memes in Wii remote goes home

For those, like me, who don’t remember the significance of the lights on the Wii remote (the console has been out of production for a decade or something now), the third light blinking means he’s player 3.

Snowyday ,

We still play every year at Christmas. Wii Sports Resort is our annual vacation

Draegur , to lemmyshitpost in How many times will I tell you?

close the lid.

now everybody has to adjust the toilet before using it.

Guajojo ,

Lawful evil

absentbird ,
@absentbird@lemm.ee avatar

Lawful Good IMO

Eranziel ,

No, close the lid because that’s how you avoid coating everything in the room with a film of urine and feces. Open toilets are disgusting.

Draegur ,

i mean, that too. that’s the excuse i give when people demand to know why I always “fucking” close the “goddamn” lid :3

usualsuspect191 ,

Also, then stuff can’t accidentally fall into the toilet

Poem_for_your_sprog ,

TIL I’m a moron always being careful around the toilet so I don’t drop something in…when I could’ve just closed the lid.

usualsuspect191 ,

Well now you can sit on that closed lid and reflect on your life

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

Closing the lid so the toilet pipe ghost doesn’t come out

Draegur ,

the stinkiest ghosts.

Leate_Wonceslace ,
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Is that a Zelda reference?

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

No I made it up but yeah why not. Zelda 64 super secret. Secret wall Young Link.

HaywardT , (edited )

Leave it up so spiders cant hide under it.

haui_lemmy , to games in I didn't read the TOS for Baldurs Gate 3 until now

Any games that restrict sale of your property to other users are okay to be pirated imo.

Iceblade02 OP ,

I did pirate the game, and then it was so utterly awesome that I went and bought it shortly after they patched in the epilogues.

One of the reasons I have the steam achievement for finishing the game, but not the one for finishing the tutorial xD

haui_lemmy ,

Smooth! :)

illi ,

This is how you battle piracy

drbluefall ,

imho, that’s how you find the some of the best games games.

Find the ones that people pirate, then enjoy so much that they go out of their way to get an official copy.

zigmus64 , to cat in How true does this ring?

Yeah… don’t pay any attention to this kind of nonsense. Cats are obligated to carnivores. They don’t have the machinery to process a lot of non-meat foods. If they occasionally get into some things, it shouldn’t cause a problem.

Ultimately, just listen to your vet.

So far as the milk and cats thing… I think the issue is that they love it, they’ll almost always go for it, but many if not most are lactose intolerant… so too much will cause issues. If you had a cat who could process it, then great!

Rooki ,
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My cat is in LOVE with ice cream from a specific ice maker ( with high percentage of milk of course ). We only give her like a finger tip of it and she doesnt have any problems ( the cat is 17, soon 18 ). We know its not so good to give her ice cream, but she annoys us until we give her a little bit.

Pea666 ,

We gave our elderly cat ‘cat milk’ from the pet food isle as a treat and she loved it. I suppose it’s lactose free or something and it was a great way to get her to take her meds.

Spendrill ,

I love what spellcheck did to ‘obligate carnivores’ here. 🤣

zigmus64 ,

Ugh… I really try to keep shit like that from happening. Autocorrect bonked on “carnivore” too, and that’s what grabbed my attention.

CreateProblems ,

Seconding the lactose intolerance, I’ve also heard that most cats can’t tolerate it well. My baby girl (11) loves to beg for yogurt but she gets a dime-sized dollop at most, otherwise I’m cleaning up kitty barf within the hour.

It’s also true that kitties (and dogs) shouldn’t eat onions or garlic as alliums are toxic to them, in a single large enough quantity or over time. And we don’t want to feed any animals cooked chicken bones as they are way too brittle and can break into dangerous shards.

That said, a cat wrote this infographic and put turkey and shrimp in the top section 😅

agent_flounder ,
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That said, a cat wrote this infographic and put turkey and shrimp in the top section 😅

🤣

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/e6383daf-8c4c-4cec-a176-ff5ad1dfc585.jpeg

agent_flounder ,
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Just for clarity, not trying to be a pedant:

Cats are obligate carnivores

Cats must eat meat to live. Like you said they can’t really process other stuff.

zigmus64 ,

Damnit… that’s what I get for trying to sound smart, lol.

EssentialCoffee ,

Yet my cat loves pumpkin and olives. Omg, will she go crazy for some pumpkin and olives.

MissJinx ,
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I was going to say that my cat must be broken, none of them eat anything that it’s not cat food/treat or meat. One of them likes lemom pie ans coke, but she’s an orange, she’s weird

Pipoca ,

I mean, this is mostly about treats, so…

Cats being obligate carnivores means most of their calories must come from meat because they e.g. can’t synthesize taurine like a human or dog can. But eating a bit of cat grass isn’t gonna kill them.

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH , to programmerhumor in Developer stages of grief

If you can fuck up a database in prod you have a systems problem caused by your boss. Getting fired for that shit would be a blessing because that company sucks ass.

fidodo ,

What if you’re the one that was in charge of adding safe guards?

YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH ,

Never fire someone who fucked up (again; it isn’t their fault anyways). They know more about the system than anyone. They can help fix it.

raldone01 ,

This is the way usually but some people just don’t learn from their mistakes…

bane_killgrind ,

If you are adding guardrails to production… It’s the same story.

Boss should purchase enough equipment to have a staging environment. Don’t touch prod, redeploy everything on a secondary, with the new guardrails, read only export from prod, and cutover services to the secondary when complete.

meat_popsicle ,

Sorry, not in budget for this year. Do it in prod and write up the cap-ex proposal for next year.

bane_killgrind ,

Yeah right? Offset via the cortisol of developers

daq ,

Small companies often allow devs access to prod DBs. It doesn’t change the fact that it’s a catastrophically stupid decision, but you often can’t do anything about it.

And of course, when they inevitably fuck up the blame will be on the IT team for not implementing necessary restrictions.

Frequent snapshots ftmfw.

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