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Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story actually the ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?

Rentlar ,

The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.

archomrade , to aboringdystopia in My grocery store wants to know my BMI

Words cannot express how much I hate phone apps being normalized for every goddamn thing.

Tregetour ,
@Tregetour@lemdro.id avatar

It makes you wonder why Google pursues initiatives like Web Environment “Integrity”, given that proprietary mobile apps for the most part have already completed the hatchet job on user agency and privacy.

Username ,

My work place has an app to open the front door. I refuse to use it and will continue to inconvenience myself by using my key.

wisemanzero , to lemmyshitpost in I need to wake up early

What you are looking for is a “Bed shaker”. These are often used by the deaf to wake up. A relatively cheap phone-connected one can be found here but it’s iphone only. This one works with Android. Both use proprietary apps. The website linked was just at the top of a Google search, you can find stuff like this on Amazon as well.

postmateDumbass ,

Or replace one leg of the bed with a Sybian

TexMexBazooka ,

Is there like a sign up sheet or?

LemmyKnowsBest ,

But OP said no sex toys.

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in As a long-time user hearing YouTube wants to play extra ads when I pause a video

Youtube Ads used to be for pizza restaurants and lawnmowers.

Now they want me to join a fucking cult that worships alphabeta-blocking milkshakes.

DragonTypeWyvern ,

I was getting ads for a very blatant scam. They used extremely well known buzzwords for it too, it’s actually embarrassing that it could have passed even automated screening.

ICastFist ,
@ICastFist@programming.dev avatar

Sometimes I think they don’t even have an automated screening. Instagram/Facebook sure as fuck don’t.

MehBlah ,

I watch one set of ads. As soon as the second ad starts I download the video and fuck youtube.

LemmyKnowsBest , (edited )

Please tell me about this cult that worships alphabeta-blocking milkshakes. Sounds intriguing.

PlexSheep ,

Good point. The ad quality has dropped by so much, hard to imagine ads this bad are possible. Really shitty mobile games are a huge part of that advertisement. A lot of stuff that just seems scam my too.

volvoxvsmarla ,

I constantly see an ad by zeiss (which is a german company but they’re in california) and I don’t even know what they produce but I swear to God I’ll never get a Zeiss product. An acquaintance worked with them for a while and I have trouble taking him seriously now. (They’re pretty american in that way but they’re also very german)

I fucking hate zeiss after this ad.

Zip2 , to funny in Every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man

They’re just after his chocolate factory.

reverendsteveii , to world in Israeli settlers storm West Bank village, setting cars and homes ablaze

important note - the west bank is not gaza and Hamas has never been in charge in the west bank. the only thing that makes this lynch mob feel justified in its violence is the race of its victims, and the only thing that makes them feel confident they’ll get away with it is that the state of Israel sent armed men to protect them while they carry out their terrorism. This makes Israel an openly-racist terrorist state.

01110101 ,

Just a couple of mistakes in your monolog:

  1. While the West Bank is not Gaza, there are a lot of Hamas operands there and terror attacks in the name of Hamas happen there a lot
  2. The Israeli army and border patrol is attacked on a daily bases by the settlers there, second only to the Arab terrorists there
  3. Terror attack means that there was apolitical motive, which there was none, it was an attempt to rescue a 14 yo boy kidnapped yesterday (who’s beat up body was found today)
CosmicCleric ,
@CosmicCleric@lemmy.world avatar

Could you respond to this point please (from the comment you responded to)…

the state of Israel sent armed men to protect them while they carry out their terrorism.

Natanael ,

There’s something called the proportionality principle. Even if your claims are true, this would be a damning admission of crimes against humanity.

Olgratin_Magmatoe , (edited )

it was an attempt to rescue a 14 yo boy kidnapped yesterday (who’s beat up body was found today)

Bullshit. Setting cars and homes on fire, stealing sheep, shooting people, and blocking ambulances isn’t a rescue attempt.

Tryptaminev ,

It’s not a lynch mob. It is a genocidal onslaught for capturing land. This is not some emotional reaction. It is a decade lasting strategy of ethnic cleansing carried out by state supported Israeli militias, often directly aided by the formal Israel army in an occupied territory.

We only now get more attention to it, because of the 07. October, but this has been happening for decades and it only ever got worse over the years, because the US and western allies have actively endorsed this. They endorsed this by saying that this is illegal and shouldn’t happen, while singing off on the next billions of military aid and arms deals.

orrk ,

no, this specific event is a lynch mob, the general situation is a genocide

Ilovethebomb , to funny in Transformation complete

That chin was made for a beard.

Alexstarfire ,

What chin?

Ilovethebomb ,

There’s a slight bump there.

Alexstarfire ,

You sure that’s not a pimple?

Cosmos7349 ,

There was a chin before, but he shaved it off

intensely_human ,

It’s a french tickler. This man goes down and in at the same time.

mindbleach ,

You mean his check?

mryessir ,

I spilled my coffee but you made my day :)

ArbitraryValue , to lemmyshitpost in Guys will meet him and just say "hell yeah!"

If Tourette’s involves a compulsion to say socially inappropriate things, what happens if those things don’t turn out to be socially inappropriate? Does the compulsion switch to something else? Does it fade?

ricecake ,

I think it goes to something else. The (relatively uncommon) compulsion is caused by an issue with the part of your brain that inhabits those thoughts that you don’t normally even notice.
So it’s like the brain occasionally hits the gas pedal when aiming for the break.

It’s part of what makes it so distressing for people who have it, since it tends towards the things they don’t want to say.

garbagebagel ,

Do you mean like intrusive thoughts that we normally stop, or is there a different part that we’re not even aware of?

ricecake ,

Both I believe. There are things that come up in your brain that get tossed before “you” are even aware of it.
Like, when you see a person all the different words you know of that could be associated with them get “activated” as your brain comprehends the details.
You see a man wearing jeans and you know he’s wearing jeans, but you don’t think to yourself “blue pants”. It’s not relevant.

The_Picard_Maneuver OP ,
@The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world avatar

I believe it just gravitates toward whatever you know you shouldn’t say in the moment. Sort of like a “call of the void” for social situations that manifests as a tic that you can only avoid for so long.

atx_aquarian ,
@atx_aquarian@lemmy.world avatar

I remember seeing a documentary or news piece or something about a woman who pivoted hers to “BISCUIT!” I really hope that was real. But I don’t remember how she got there, like if she had to trick herself that “biscuit” was offensive.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

youtu.be/6paJ7CJrA0E?si=puTkmIWxJQGdwzU1

She is a comedian and disability advocate who has tourettes

bitwaba ,

I find Limp Bizkit pretty offensive to me ears, so that checks out for me.

Noodle07 ,

One day I came back from school convinced that “ratatouille” was a bad word (before the movie) and I kept saying it my mom, she was happy that it was that innocent

can ,

That’s coprolalia which only a tenth of people TS experience.

jol ,

That’s not what tourettes is actually. It can take a number of forms.

I went on a date with a guy that had it and he just frequently vocalized small grunts. I have to admit it was a little uncomfortable at first but I got used to it while we watched a movie in bed. I didn’t meet him again though, because the sex was very bad, but I think that’s unrelated to tourettes.

Zozano , (edited )
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Maybe his timing was thrown out because some of them were ticks.

rob_t_firefly ,
@rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world avatar

In which case it’s lucky they didn’t catch Lyme disease from him.

Luccus , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in oWo

How can it be that people don’t realize how badly faked this is and what position it is trying to sneak through?

Viking_Hippie ,

You mean you don’t believe that Hostile architecture exists? Or are you just saying that this specific example doesn’t?

rxin ,

This specific example is badly photoshopped

Viking_Hippie ,

That’s not really the point, though.

Edit to elaborate: Whether or not this specific one is real, it perfectly illustrates the hypocrisy of trans ally neoliberals who persecute and punish unhoused people for existing near them.

Starbuck ,

If there were so many examples of this in the real world, then you wouldn’t need to photoshop one.

Viking_Hippie ,

Again, it’s an illustration of the hypocrisy. It doesn’t need to literally exist as a physical object in order to make the point.

danc4498 ,

It’s a fabrication of a hypocrisy. If the hypocrisy is real, you wouldn’t need to fabricate it.

Viking_Hippie ,

Sometimes fiction and altered objects depict abstract concept better than real physical objects do and neoliberals tend not to say the quiet parts loudly like the fascist party on the other side of the aisle has increasingly been doing in recent years.

danc4498 ,

Do you not recognize that this is deceitful? I understand how fiction can present allegories to demonstrate real world themes. But this isn’t that. This is meant to portray reality and real life hypocrisy but is not actually real.

If the hypocrisy is true, why the deception?

Viking_Hippie , (edited )

If the hypocrisy is true, why the deception

Because the hypocrites do an effective job at explaining away and obfuscating their hypocrisy. This makes it clear in an way that literal reality doesn’t.

The rich people weren’t literally eating the babies of poor people when Jonathan Swift wrote A Modest Proposal, but that doesn’t mean that his point about their callous disregard for those less fortunate was fraudulent.

This is basically visual satire.

danc4498 ,

Satire is not deceitful. You’re not meant to read A Modest Proposal and think rich people are eating poor babies. You’re meant to recognize the allegory and what it says about our real world.

This post is not satire. It is meant to deceive you into believing it is a real photo.

Viking_Hippie ,

You’re being way too rigid and literal. That’s not how it is.

This post is not satire. It is meant to deceive you into believing it is a real photo.

Says you based on faulty reasoning leading to a seemingly willful misunderstanding of the point.

danc4498 ,

You can’t lie to somebody and when called out say, it’s just satire.

I’m not being rigid at all. You are changing the definition of satire so you don’t have to admit this post is BS.

Viking_Hippie ,

Nobody said that it physically exists. That’s a claim that you inferred.

I repeat: nowhere in the OP or even in the comments does anyone say that it physically exists. The lie you keep complaining about is of your own invention.

danc4498 ,

This is hilariously flawed logic. I’m guessing you know this and are just trolling now, so I’m gonna tap out.

grrgyle ,

I mean the hypocrisy really exists, but you’re right that this particularly egregious and shocking example is likely a total fabrication.

TokenBoomer ,

It’s called satire.

danc4498 ,

Nice try. It is deception. Satire isn’t intended to be deceptive. This post was.

TokenBoomer ,

From the description on Wikipedia:

Satire is found in many artistic forms of expression, including internet memes, literature, plays, commentary, music, film and television shows, and media such as lyrics.

Satire often utilizes fiction.

danc4498 ,

Nice try. It is deception. Satire isn’t intended to be deceptive. This post was.

TokenBoomer , (edited )

I think I understand. You think it is misinformation. But it would only be misinformation if the underlying message isn’t true. This might help.

It depends on whether the viewer thinks this represents the hypocrisy of trans ally neoliberals who persecute and punish unhoused people for existing near them.

It’s like this real photo from the Black Lives Matter protests:

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/96271a8e-cd47-404b-86f5-7ae775c45af6.jpeg

It was criticized at the time for the hypocrisy of recuperating the protests. If the photo was faked, would it be any less true?

danc4498 ,

By your definition, there is no difference between deceptive fake news stories and satire. My Facebook wall in 2016 was filled with true news stories and satire and nothing else. You could post whatever lies you want so long as there’s some underlying truth in there.

Then when called out just say it’s satire! You can say pizza gate wasn’t meant to be taken literally. It was just satire pointing out how the elites and lawmakers are abusing our children. Q Anon and Stephen Colbert are two the greatest satirists of our time.

With the advancements of AI, we are going to start seeing more and more fake things that are indistinguishable from reality. If most of the people are convinced the fake thing is literally real, and even if that was the intention of the post, it will still be considered satire because the underlying message is true.

TokenBoomer ,

I’m going to assume you don’t believe neoliberal trans allies are being hypocritical about systemic oppression when they advocate for trans rights while shunning the rights of the houseless.

If that is the case, it’s understandable that you would see this post as deceptive misinformation.

But if you understand that systemic oppression affects all intersectional minority groups under capitalism, then you might interpret the post as biting satire.

Just because I don’t understand quantum entanglement doesn’t make it any less real.

Was Stephen Colbert deceptive in the Colbert Report and misinforming the public with fake news? Or was he using satire to inform the public of the hypocrisy of conservative language?

danc4498 ,

Hmm, biting satire or deceptive misinformation. It’s a personal choice! According to your definitely of satire, you can make up whatever lies you want so long as you believe there’s an underlying truth.

I’ll agree to disagree on that. If the intent is to make you believe the fake thing is real, then it isn’t satire. It doesn’t matter if you or they believe there is truth. It is deception and whatever underlying truth you hoped to convey is lost in the lie.

TokenBoomer ,

It depends on whether the underlying message is true. If the viewer thinks it is a lie, it’s misinformation. If they think it is true, it is satire. Is the underlying message in this post true?

It seems clear that you don’t think it is true. Others think it is, and see it as satire. The question that begs to be asked is, “Why do they think it is true?”

danc4498 ,

I happen to be in full agreement about the hypocrisy people are identifying.

However, I believe your definition of “satire” leaves so much gray area to make it a useless word. Pizza gate is satire according to your definition. Q Anon is satire. All the lies republicans spread about democrats is satire.

I’m not willing to accept that and I expect better from the content that supports my ideology.

TokenBoomer , (edited )

Pray tell, what satirical truth was Pizza Gate and Q-Anon elucidating? Were there Democrats feasting on the adrenochrome of infants in a basement of a pizza restaurant? No? Then it is “deceptive,” and thus misinformation. Is President Biden a cloned actor that is trying to instate a One World Government? No? Then it is misinformation and deception.

Deception seeks to subvert or mask the truth. Satire seeks to comically demonstrate the truth. Satire can’t be untruthful, or else it ceases to be satire and becomes just a lie. This post, if truthful, can’t be a lie; thus, it is satire.

danc4498 ,

Pray tell, what satirical truth was Pizza Gate and Q-Anon elucidating? Were there Democrats feasting on the adrenochrome of infants in a basement of a pizza restaurant?

No?

In your opinion. Others have different opinions. Satire can be whatever the viewer wants it to be apparently…

If you think this is satire, then that’s fine for you. I think at best it is a crappy attempt at satire that muddles whatever point they wanted to convey. At worst it is a lie meant to appeal to the homophonic Facebook (pardon the slur) boomers looking to justify their ideology.

For me, if you want to call it satire, it better be obvious that the creator intended it to be taken as satire and not truth.

TokenBoomer ,

It might be bad satire. It could also be conservative disinformation. Truth can be subjective , dependent on culture and lived experiences. But we should never stop trying to discover Objective Truth for the sake of humanity. Our existence depends on it.

danc4498 ,

Hmm, ok.

melpomenesclevage ,

You do to make it fun.

But your statement suggests you don’t think its a thing.

funkless_eck ,

The French Revolution was well documented and people still enjoy A Tale of Two Cities

Are you saying we don’t need any fiction - novels, tv, movies, jokes, comics, memes… because there exists non-fiction versions?

Starbuck ,

I think you and the others trying to pass off the same idea don’t seem to understand the problem here. It’s not that you can’t have satire, or fiction that acts as a social commentary. It’s that all of the examples you are mentioning aren’t trying to pass themselves off as reality . Nobody reads A Tale of Two Cities and thinks that it is literal. Or A Modest Proposal. This here is trying to pass itself off as real and as soon as it gets called out for it, the choir shows up to say “Oh, so we can’t have satire anymore”.

funkless_eck ,

I genuinely don’t think anyone thinks these are trans-inclusive homeless spikes.

At best they got painted bright colors for visibility and they accidentally used the trans flag

KillingTimeItself ,

at arguably more best, someone decided to vandalize them as an act of political commentary.

“It’s often said that the most potent form of rhetoric is the contradictory form” - i just made that up :)

mojofrododojo ,

get fucked with that bullshit. trans allies aren’t out there persecuting anyone. jfc, where do you come up with this bullshit?

Maggoty ,

Tell that to the homeless people forced to play frogger across the interstate near where I live. And the entire working class neighborhood whose flood risk was ignored by the city for decades until this year because it got mostly destroyed.

Camping bans are persecution. Building shiny stuff instead of taking care of people is persecution. It’s not bold or in your face but it’s real.

garbagebagel ,

Bruh what the fuck did trans people/trans allies have to do with the circumstances that created these issues? Stop using them as a scapegoat.

Anti homelessness is very real and very obvious but I’ve never seen a fucking pride parade advocating for the removal of safe spaces for the unhoused. I do regularly see politicians advocating for that shit though.

Maggoty ,

They pass laws protecting the rights of LGBTQ people (Which is awesome). And then they pass laws to criminalize homelessness while they profit off the current state of real estate. (Not awesome)

garbagebagel ,

In my experience, the politicians that are out there passing laws to criminalize homelessness are usually the ones that are more outspoken against the rights of LGBTQ people. In any case, trans people’s existence has nothing to do with anti homeless laws. Stop trying to conflate the two.

TokenBoomer , (edited )

They are both oppressed minority groups under capitalism. This is utilized under the class system to make oppressed minority groups within the system compete with each other for rights.

To go further, hypothetically, the Democrats may advocate for rights for dog lovers while making laws against the cat fans, while Republicans might advocate for the cat fans, while making laws against dog lovers. In that way, the government makes citizens vie for rights while diminishing class unity.

Maggoty ,

Well yeah, that’s the point. They’re two different issues and people who support trans people do not necessarily support other oppressed groups. I’ve been trying to point that out this entire time.

TokenBoomer ,

I don’t think they understand that upstream of these intersectionalities is an indictment of capitalism.

KillingTimeItself ,

“damn, rich people exist. Ow, fuck, i just fell off a bridge and broke all of my bones” - you rn.

Maggoty ,

What are you saying?

KillingTimeItself ,

it’s a haha funny about the conflation being made in the original statement.

I’m just smashing two things together, and saying that one caused the other, much like they did.

Maggoty ,

Then you need to re read something in the chain.

KillingTimeItself ,

no i understand the point they were making, they stated it in an utterly shit way. That left shit tons of room up for interpretation.

KillingTimeItself ,

the hypocrisy? The hypocrisy of who? The fucking politicians that fund this type of shit?

WHO ARE WE MAKING FUN OF

Viking_Hippie ,

The hypocrisy of who? The fucking politicians that fund this type of shit?

WHO ARE WE MAKING FUN OF

The liberals, politician and civilian alike, who support LGBTQ+ people’s right to exist without harassment but also are in favor of persecuting and punishing homeless people for existing near them.

Like for example New York Mayor and once a cop always a cop Eric Adams who is in favor of both marriage equality and (not much short of) hunting the homeless for sport.

KillingTimeItself ,

it’s almost like it’s not that hard to just, have a good opinion.

Viking_Hippie ,

True, but it’s evidently FAR too hard for anyone with power to not have at least one truly awful one, based on the fact that almost none of them manage it…

KillingTimeItself ,

to be fair, i think statistically, given the amount of opinions that it is possible to hold, that you are pretty likely to hold at least one objectively shitty opinion.

Viking_Hippie ,

True, but I’m talking specifically of consequential opinions that profoundly affect the lives of others, not small stuff like not liking black liquorice 😉

KillingTimeItself ,

i suppose so, but even then, there are just a lot of opinions you can hold. Politics being a massive one. For example, in my opinion, i believe that having any sort of party affiliation is just objectively wrong.

Luccus , (edited )

I mean that someone saw hostile architecture and then decided to photoshop a trans flag over it for political reasons.

We, as strangers, will never know their exact motivation, but I think if their idea was a message regarding the unfair treatment of economically disadvantaged people or neoliberal hypocrisy, there would be much better ways to communicate the issue, that don’t involve something that can easily be construed as anti-trans messaging.

It’s a bit vibes based, but you know… people ain’t robots, and even if that wasn’t the original intent, that’s how the message comes across. And I’d rather have a better, more poignant statement that’s worth repeating, rather than this, perhaps unintentionally, bad one.

Especially because people will take this at face value and there are more photoshopped images just like this, making the whole thing a bit sussy, imo.

Viking_Hippie ,

Yeah, that’s not a reasonable interpretation. Intersectionality and criticism of lack of same is by far the most likely intent behind this picture.

Pretending otherwise kinda seems like grasping at straws to avoid addressing the shortcomings of your favorite neoliberals.

Luccus , (edited )

My “favorite neoliberal”?

I’m an entire person, not a single-sided strawman. I edited my reply to also state that I think neolibs suck too, if that helps to unflatten my thoughts on this a bit. And because I think they do.

I’d also like to add that I’ve seen this image and others like it posted in anti-progressive groups by anti-progressive people, instilling exactly the message I explained earlier. Which is why I say the message either isn’t clear, or just bad.

I don’t feel like I’m “gasping at straws”. I feel my argument is somewhat reasonable and I hope my point is a little clearer now.

I have to go back to work now.

Viking_Hippie ,

I still believe that your interpretation is unreasonable and mine is much more likely regardless of your anecdotal experience in anti-progressive groups, but I apologize for unfairly assuming bad intent on your part. Have a nice day!

Luccus ,

Thanks, you too!

I_Has_A_Hat ,

If I had to take a guess at the motivations, I think someone saw the spikes as well as the equality sign in the window and took a picture because that’s kinda a juxtaposition. But I’m guessing that didn’t give enough “zing” that would be noticed as an internet post, so they edited the trans flag on the spikes to make it less subtle.

dingus ,

I mean I think it’s just meant to be a shitpost

Starbuck ,

You’re at the top of my comment chain, so I’m replying to agree with you and take this further.

Whoever photoshopped this and the other one with the park bench that’s floating around is trying to pit liberals against each other by making it seem like fighting for trans rights and fighting to house the unhoused are opposed to each other.

For anyone reading this, don’t fall for it.

Maggoty ,

Sure, except I’m in California where it is two very different fights. Try reversing any LGBTQ Rights and you’ll get tarred and feathered. Suggest the Homeless shouldn’t be hunted in the streets and you also get tarred and feathered.

It’s like living in reverse land where instead of “fiscal responsibility” and “traditional social values”; we have “fiscal responsibility” and “progressive social values”.

Kase ,

That sucks. None of us are free until all of us are free.

Starbuck ,

Amen to that

KillingTimeItself ,

people fall for this?

Damn, didn’t realize conservatives put that little amount of thought into their political statements.

Literally the best result here is someone goes “yeah, that’s politicians for you, pretending to do something, by displaying something, but actually doing something else” If anything, this is basically commentary on how shitty politics is. More than whatever the fuck anyone else thinks it could possibly be.

saltesc , to lemmyshitpost in Germans: what genocide?

Every Jew in modern day Germany…

https://c.tenor.com/LJwhnXOBn30AAAAC/tenor.gif

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

They are already. Antisemitic violence has been on the rise here since October 7. Antisemites see Israel do a thing and think “I know, let’s hurt some Jews”

sudo ,

I think the bigger problem is Germany arresting Jews for antisemitism.

flying_sheep ,
@flying_sheep@lemmy.ml avatar

?

sudo ,

Protesting Israel is considered antisemitism in Germany even if you’re Jewish. Real antisemitism is also on the rise but all pro-Palestinian protests are also lumped in. Anti-Zionist jews (Jewish Voice for Peace, etc) always on the forefront of these marches.

can , to lemmyshitpost in Kitten Heeled Pumps
testfactor ,

I think the issue is that none of those run up to mid thigh, lol. :)

can ,

My issue was not knowing what they were in the first place.

Grass ,

Yeah I had always assumed they were socks worn inside the shoes but now I have to accept that such a weird piece of clothing exists

grue ,

I have to admit, I thought I knew what they were, but I thought they were part of the shoe, not a separate piece.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

I don’t think they’re implying that he is wearing those, it’s just a reference photo for anyone who doesn’t know what spatz are.

TexMexBazooka ,

Doing gods work.

taiyang , to aboringdystopia in McPoverty

I like that even a well paying job sounds ridiculous when paid out in equivalent hashbrowns. Look at Mr. IT over there, earning over fifteen hashies an hour. Must be nice eating so many hashies, yum yum.

Bezos made 7.9 million an hour, so converted to the new metric, he’s eating 2.25 million hashbrowns an hour. Seems a bit excessive, you’re definitely going to have indigestion.

KreekyBonez ,
@KreekyBonez@lemmy.world avatar

starting a petition to report all CEO salaries as hashbrowns/hour

tacosplease ,

I used to think about purchases as how many McDoubles I could buy instead. That’s back when they were $1.

Baku ,

I did the same with frozen Cokes before they went up to $2

over_clox ,

We could start measuring in breaths per hour, and deducting 2 breaths per drink of water, and even deduct 5 breaths per fart.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Don’t give them ideas. They’ll start withholding employee oxygen.

Raxiel ,

So that’s why the LHR graphics cards were a bit cheaper during the boom

Ledger2 , to lemmyshitpost in Amazon "search through reviews" is blindly just running an AI model now

Type in something like “Rap about this product” or “Write a summary for this product, but pretend to be a pirate”https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/247c0eb4-1447-42d1-92df-a5721e9664f3.jpeg

tigeruppercut ,

Hm, looks like LLMs haven’t yet figured out the difference between arrr and argh

the_artic_one ,

Only because neither have humans.

fine_sandy_bottom ,

without unpackin yer whole ship

That’s pretty great.

BrotherL0v3 , to aboringdystopia in Parasitic wasps and caterpillars type of thing

Powerful people need to be more scared.

InfiniteStruggle ,

Good old days when the factory owner comes outside to see a rope on a streetlight and suddenly working conditions get a lot better

melvisntnormal , to programmerhumor in codeStyle

for a second I thought I read

publ;c

FooBarrington ,

Nah, it’s actually publ;c

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