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animist , to mildlyinfuriating in Psycho ex-partner

Is blocking people illegal in your country

Cqrd ,

At this point I’d want the messages for proof for a restraining order, and also to know that I need to be on the look out.

platypus_plumba ,

Yep, always keep those messages coming. They are digging their own legal grave.

NullPointerException ,

I’d personally want a heads up from the psycho before they just appeared at my house. I didn’t block a crazy ex for a similar reason

ZombieZookeeper , to mildlyinfuriating in Online dating

How do you read light yellow text on darker yellow background?

stratoscaster ,

One word at a time

onparole ,

With sunglasses like everyone else. Duh

XEAL ,

Is the text actually yellow or are colors bleeding due to the image compression?

fedev ,

Even if it was white, is kind of a bad contrast for reading.

scottywh ,

It would still be better if it was just 2 normal size screenshots though instead of one terrible merged one.

XEAL ,

Agree, still not good design

scarabic ,

Yeah someone crosspost this on c/fraccessibility

DAC_Protogen ,
@DAC_Protogen@lemmy.world avatar

Once life has given you enough lemons, you become really good at discerning shades of yellow.

twoshoes ,

It’s kinda the prerequisite to getting into online dating

intensely_human ,

Sounds like urine trouble to me

Skua , to lemmyshitpost in Olympic casual GigaChad

His name is Yusuf Dikeç, he was in the 10m air pistol men and mixed team events. The silver was in the mixed team event, won alongside teammate Şevval İlayda Tarhan. Despite what appears to be an exceptionally successful sport shooting career otherwise, he seems to have struggled in prior Olympic games ("struggled" relative to "qualified for the goddamn Olympics" of course) but apparently he was just on the ball this time

5oap10116 , (edited ) to science_memes in Chemists of Lemmy, how accurate is this likability table?

Chemist here: all the reds are correct but it would take so much time to explain why so many of the greens are super concerning. Every time I see this reposted it’s so concerning…I should just spend the 17 minutes and save a copy pasta response of everything horribly wrong with this.

Edit: page 1 on the SDS for pure sulfur.

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/5468dd38-5111-457a-a4b7-8128f6b9dea8.jpeg

barnaclebutt ,

I’m pretty sure that licking pure magnesium would make your tongue explode too.

readthemessage ,

I would not be willing to lick calcium, too

model_tar_gz ,

Definitely not licking pure lithium, sodium, or any of the alkali (s-block) metals. My tongue is wet. That shit explodes in water, yo.

Fermion ,

I wonder if you’d get a sort of leidenfrost effect limiting the extent of damage.

I’m not going to test that though.

wolframhydroxide ,

Magnesium is fine (see response above). invidious.darkness.services/watch?v=Q_4I30Nz_b0Just don’t vomit on it before you lick it, 'cause it’ll get spicy with acid.

model_tar_gz ,

Mg is an alkaline earth metal, not an alkali metal. :). Still have zero desire whatsoever to eat elemental Mg.

But I did say s-block didn’t I. That’s on me, I set the bar too low.

wolframhydroxide ,

Yeah, the only reason I replied was because you were responding to the calcium dude above, then said “s-block”. Just wanted to spread the good word of the 9th-most abundant element in the universe 🙏

model_tar_gz ,

Frankly I’m amazed I even got as much of that right as I did. It’s been more than 20 years since I took a chemistry class—a lot of them—but still. It’s been a minute.

wolframhydroxide , (edited )

I have elemental magnesium (4 ~50g ingots, I keep it in my library in a barely-sealed ziplock). it’s shelf stable and doesn’t react violently with water. Want me to try licking it and let you know? (hint: at worst it’ll make a minuscule amount of milk of magnesia)

ETA: Would I stick my tongue in pyrophoric magnesium powder? No, and you wouldn’t do that with pyrophoric aluminum or zinc powders, either, but that doesn’t stop me from using (or licking) alumnum foil. Proof: invidious.darkness.services/watch?v=Q_4I30Nz_b0

ColeSloth ,

The LD 50 for sulfur is 2000 MG per kilogram body weight. So you’d probably be fine licking it. You can’t just go off the msds.

echa.europa.eu/registration-dossier/-/…/1#:~:text….

Eheran ,

You are absolutely fine licking sulfur, it is not going to do anything. In case of a solid block you are not even going to taste anything. Also what the fuck, sulfur is not poisonous, that MSDS is bullshit.

todd_bonzalez , to lemmyshitpost in poni

Fun fact: Horses can’t vomit.

vetscope.vet/discussions/629

MHanak ,

What are we looking at then?

Klear ,

Horse eating. The photo is played backwards.

Katana314 ,

I’m just picturing a horse walking up to hay and activating VACCU-SUC mode

jaybone ,

How do you play a photo?

Klear ,

Forwards, usually. Just not in this case.

jaybone ,

You play records on a phonograph, maybe you can play photos on a recordgraph?

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

AI pic

tjsauce ,

The motion blur is too good, as well as the surrounding geometry. Then again, AI pics are getting more realistic

morrowind ,
@morrowind@lemmy.ml avatar

The motion blur is what is most characteristic of AI. Also the horses lack of shadow, the nonsense text on signs, the fact that there’s a horse in a convenience store.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

Eh it could just be really diffuse lighting in the store. The horse looks real enough under the light, as does the sandy vomit.

I think what gives it away is the weird cola shelving and the strange purple light fixture

CanadianCarl ,

And the fact that everyone pointed out that horses can’t vomit. Which I just learned.

tetris11 ,
@tetris11@lemmy.ml avatar

same, but if a horse could vomit, I can imagine it would have that look and consistency, albeit hopefully not so much volume

again, the only fake looking part of the image for me are the background items

deranger ,

Obviously it’s a vampiric horse, hence no shadow.

door_in_the_face ,

It may be the exact moment that the horse tears open a bag of grain, spilling it’s contents. Not sure though.

MarcomachtKuchen ,

That seems like a huge design error. Who’s responsible for this?

Snowclone ,

In the wild they spend most of their day running. That action would make them throw up consistently, so they developed the ability to not throw up.

KillingTimeItself ,

the entirety of the horse is a design error, ever wonder why they sleep standing up?

eager_eagle ,
@eager_eagle@lemmy.world avatar
KillingTimeItself ,

maybe he was just chilling

RecluseRamble ,

There’s a German saying about that: “Ich hab schon Pferde kotzen sehen” (I’ve seen horses vomit) implying you’ve seen everything, even the impossible.

Samsy ,

An equivalent to flying pigs?

Blyfh ,

That would be “Wenn Schweine fliegen (können)”. It’s a literal translation.

froh42 ,

Ich habe Dinge gesehen, die ihr Menschen niemals glauben würdet. Gigantische Schiffe, die brannten, draußen vor der Schulter des Orion. Und ein rosa fliegendes Schwein, genannt Pupsi, im Kino, nahe meiner 6-jährigern Tochter.

froh42 ,

RFC 1925 (3) With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine. However, this is not necessarily a good idea. It is hard to be sure where they are going to land, and it could be dangerous sitting under them as they fly overhead.

paschko_mato ,

Das hab ich ja noch nie gehört. Wo kommst du her?

Samsy ,

Direkt aus einer Wendy Zeitschrift.

MojoMcJojo ,

What about giraffes?

Wogi ,

Giraffes vomit constantly and on purpose.

Then they chew it again and swallow it. Because 4 stomachs just isn’t enough.

ConHoliousDonFrankle , to mildlyinteresting in For your convenience

It’s like a video game. They are getting ready for the fall of society.

Meruten ,

You can’t even buy ammo from a vending machine in GTA. You still need to go to a gun store for that in the game. You can tell Rockstar have been slacking when real life gets ahead of their satirical game.

ThePantser ,
@ThePantser@lemmy.world avatar

We are in the Borderlands timeline, Gearbox should put decals on the machines for the perfect movie tie in.

Sneptaur ,
@Sneptaur@pawb.social avatar

That’s because GTA often takes place in California

grue ,

Or New York City.

GTA Vice City has no excuse, though.

circuitfarmer ,
@circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

In Cyberpunk 2077, you can buy a gun from some vending machines. It is made out of plastic and cannot be reloaded, but it’s a real gun. In this case, I’d say reality outdid the sarcasm.

dmention7 ,

Honestly, the only people using these will be the rich wannabe-redneck republicans who like to post their gun collections on instagram. It’s an opportunity to virtue signal your gun fetish and nothing else.

Vending machines are great for when you need a small amount of something on the spur of the moment–but kinda worthless for something like bullets (presumably, if you’re planning ahead to have a gun on you, you would also have thought to stuff a few rounds in your pocket at least) When they start selling actual guns, then I’ll be worried.

mrvictory1 ,

This system is literally Far Cry 3

Freefall ,

Honestly just start a rumor that they are put in place by the FBI to get biometrics of local gun users…they will be out of business or vandalized by next week.

fruitycoder ,

Aleeady out there tbh Just saw someone say this is all part of a plot to restrict ammo in the future

original_reader , to memes in Checkmate Valve

Another example of a company making clear that we don’t truly own the games we play on their platform.

Nougat , to aww in New game!

Play bow. Dogs do this to each other, too, as a signal that they want to play.

Source: I speak dog.

thefartographer ,

Source: I speak dog

Oh yeah?? Say three words in dog!

mr_robot2938 ,

Bark, woof, grrrrr

thefartographer ,

Bravo! Although, I repeated it to my dog and she seemed offended…

Opisek ,

Are you sure you didn’t say arf woof grrr? Huge mistake.

Nougat , (edited )

Of course, dogs have many varied dialects, but these are the kinds of things I see dogs saying to each other:

  • Butt sniff = "I am meeting you! Can I meet you?" This may receive a snarl and snap and bared teeth response, which usually means "I'm not comfortable around new dogs because I have dogtism, give me a minute."
  • Biting and snarling at another dog's neck while the tail is wagging = "WE ARE PLAYING! THIS IS FUN!"
  • Barking at dogs which are play biting at each other's necks = "Are you okay? I think you're okay, but I'm not sure, because I'm only a dog."

Dogs also code switch between talking to other dogs and talking to humans. Furthermore, when dogs talk to humans, they generally tailor their vocabulary specifically to the people who they interact with most.

  • Laying on the back or side and making a "face swipe" pantomime with one paw to their own face = "It is time to pet me."
  • Going straight to the front door and sitting at noon or 9PM = "It is time for my nap or bedtime. You will let me outside in front to go potty, after which I will eagerly run in, straight into my crate, and wait for my cookies."
  • Stopping and looking back at you after you let him out the back door = "Are you going to come out? I really want you to come out and play frisbee."
AFC1886VCC ,

He speaketh the language of the mutt!

chiliedogg , to lemmyshitpost in Ok. Now they've done it.

If you’re ever on the opposite side of Dolly on an ethical or moral issue, you’re on the wrong side.

mikyopii , to linuxmemes in Gotta stab a new drive into computer
@mikyopii@programming.dev avatar

g-unzip?

gun-zip

I used this command way before I used gzip so I didn’t put it together.

clif ,

gun-zip just rolls off the tongue better. Two syllables instead of three? Yes, please.

Blaster_M ,

Gun Zip - you literally shoot the gz file and it explodes like a piñata of files all over the dir you gun zipped it in.

ar0177417 , to technology in Rabbit R1 is Just an Android App
@ar0177417@lemmy.world avatar
redcalcium ,

Technically you can’t call it “Android” without paying Google for certification and play store/gapps license. It’s AOSP.

cyrus ,
@cyrus@sopuli.xyz avatar

Just so you know, AOSP is short for Android Open Source Project.

redcalcium ,

The term “Android” itself is trademarked and can’t be used by hardware manufacturers without passing certification and paying Google.

cyrus ,
@cyrus@sopuli.xyz avatar

doesn’t mean it’s not running Android, they just cannot use it for marketing/branding 🥴

GamingChairModel ,

They should just do it recursive like GNU and make it the AOSP stand for the “AOSP Open Source Project.”

PotatoesFall , to lemmyshitpost in Thomas Edison was the Elon musk of his era

Fuck them. Starting a private company and then selling it to some tool doesn’t make these guys great people. They exploited their employees and sold the company to some guy to exploit some more. I’m not sympathizing with capitalists because of other capitalists.

ceenote ,

I think this post is more about denigrating Elon than celebrating these two.

PotatoesFall ,

yeah fair enough. that still implies that there’s something great about founding Tesla. Which could be great, if the founders had sold the company to its employees and made it a co-op!

RestrictedAccount ,

Ok. Show me how we collectively invest in R&D without IP and build a car company without profits.

Aaaaannnnd go!

daltotron ,

Show me how we collectively invest in R&D without IP and build a car company without profits.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_space_programen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_Positioning_Systemen.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_the_Interneten.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_nuclear_power

Oh look! Government investment!

RestrictedAccount ,

No government can exist without surpluses generated by the population. There have never been surpluses, except maybe in a few golden areas of abundant rain, without some form of trade and profit i.e. capitalism

PotatoesFall ,

investment into worker owned companies is possible. Buying stocks is not the only way to invest and make profit.

RestrictedAccount ,

If nobody has profits, what is there to invest?

PotatoesFall ,

You can make contracts that guarantee a certain percentage of revenue for a certain number if years, or you know, just loans with interest.

RestrictedAccount ,

Loan what? Banks can only work if someone has already made a profit that they can invest.

PotatoesFall ,

Yeah people like to save money and that’s what banks invest and offer interest on. They then hand out loans with higher interest than they pay to savers. I’m pretty sure that’s already how banks work.

Octavio ,

I’ve been trying to figure out how to get the worker-owned cooperative model to take over for the capitalist model for a long time. It just seems to be a better outcome for everyone. You can’t squeeze the worker to extract wealth for the shareholders if the only shareholders are the workers. No need to squeeze the customers if there’s no hedge fund bros expecting a 20% return on their capital. But how often are workers going to have the money lying around to buy their company?

The workers may not have been interested in buying and as much as we may hate exploitation by capitalist pigs, it’s unrealistic to expect entrepreneurs to just give it all away. I think we’re still a ways off from the appetite for revolution is large enough to just take it from them. And I’m not sure that would be the right thing to do anyway. We do need people with the skill set to organize businesses and envision products and services. We just don’t need to keep treating such people as demigods. That would be enough revolution for me and they could still be the rich people, just not so grotesquely wealthy while people who make it all possible are struggling.

What I’m thinking of is like an investment fund that provides low-cost financing for groups of employees who are looking to buy their boss’s business, or for start-ups that are looking to organize their business as a worker-owned cooperative. Of course by definition this fund would earn less than market rates. Providing low cost financing is just providing low return investment opportunity from the other side. So investing in it would be more of a charitable contribution than an investment. But I don’t think the system is in place to facilitate financing of worker-owned cooperatives at present. I think a better use of our energies would be to figure out how to make such a framework than just screaming at capitalists. Just my take.

daltotron ,

We do need people with the skill set to organize businesses and envision products and services.

That doesn’t really describe capitalists, though. The point about the ownership class is that they’re not really skilled in doing any of this, which is why the economy is organized in the eclectic and idiotic way that it is. I also don’t understand what “envisions products and services” is, as a skill. I think we can all do that, it doesn’t really make it a good or valuable service. Owning class dipshits envision services all the time, are awful at it, and they never end up getting made or doing anything useful.

Octavio , (edited )

It may not describe financiers. I’d say it’s a fair description of entrepreneurs. Just because some people do it poorly doesn’t mean it’s not a skill. Kind of argues that it is, actually. I wholeheartedly agree that having the most money is a horrible qualification for the job. But I maintain that it does need to be done. Myself I would prefer more of the decision making to be collectivized but I don’t think the concept of having business leaders is entirely outmoded.

Edit: plus I was on a bit of a tangent when I wrote that sentence anyway. I need to get better at self-censoring. The point was about how best to be able to serve society’s needs without relying upon rentiers to furnish the means.

GreyEyedGhost ,

People often imagine things they don’t do can’t be that hard. Marketing is important because no one will be interested in your product if no one knows about it. Being able to envision products that the average person will want is another one that good business leaders often do.

Steve Jobs, for example, was very good at envisioning what people would be interested in. From the Apple to Macs to the iPod to the iPhone, he hit a lot of winners. This isn’t an endorsement for him owning the company, or even as a person, but he undeniably had a skillet that others around him often lacked.

daltotron ,

I dunno man, I’m really skeptical of Steve Jobs as a big “ideas guy” and I’d probably attribute most of Apple’s success to Steve Wozniak. I’d also wager that the pocket computer + phone revolution was probably inevitable at the point where the iPod and iPhone were coming out, and more long term, Apple’s success in that domain has done a lot of damage to the market with their “trend setting” behaviors.

GreyEyedGhost ,

Steve Wozniak was an amazing computer geek, and designed an incredibly useful computer for the time. Steve Jobs popularized and marketed the idea. He didn’t do a lot on the technical side. There was the Blackberry and resistive touch phones before the iPhone, and they had serious problems. Anyone could have made the first smartphone - Windows Mobile was released in 2003 and certainly had the money to take on this project - but Apple did. And yes, Apple did a lot to make it painful for their customers to stray from the Apple ecology to the company’s benefit, and the detriment to the market as a whole, which is pretty on-brand for Jobs.

zaph ,

if the founders had sold the company to its employees and made it a co-op!

So perform magic? Do you know how the company transferred ownership?

PotatoesFall ,

yeah turns out I was misinformed. my bad. But point still stands, they made a private company designed to exploit workers, and some asshole took it over.

partial_accumen ,

Starting a private company and then selling it to some tool doesn’t make these guys great people.

Where are you coming up with your narrative about him selling?

“The Tesla cofounder lost his role as CEO of Tesla about three years after Elon Musk began investing in the electric-car maker. Eberhard previously told Insider that Musk and Tesla’s board had met behind his back and voted to replace him as CEO.”

source

Lemminary ,

Ohhh, back-stabbing bitches. grabs popcorn

dragontamer ,

They didn’t sell it to Elon.

Elon sued them and took Tesla over in court. theverge.com/…/tesla-elon-musk-origin-founder-twi….

Elon beat them in the court of law, business tactics, and expertly took over the company. What, you think Elon paid for this? He’s smarter than that.

Denvil ,

I mean he paid for Twitter and… well…

Lemminary ,

Yeah, I was gonna say, playing dirty is one thing. Making great business decisions without stepping on people for profit is another thing entirely.

dragontamer ,

Only after the Delaware court forced him to.

Elon is a jackass who runs over all normal senses of decency while repeatedly getting away with it. And he will continue to do so as long as his legion of asshole internet followers continue to worship him on a wide scale, giving him large benefits in our cultural zeitgeist.

I am happy that people are finally understanding how much of an asshole Elon is today. But he’s been pulling this shit since the dawn of Tesla, as the Tesla takeover court cases proved in the 00s.

Signtist ,

Elon threw money at the problem and it worked, as it so often does. Conversely, the tactic failed in the Twitter scenario. That’s his entire game plan for everything, a trait he shares with nearly every other person born with a silver spoon in their mouth.

wildcardology ,

He bought founder title.

GladiusB ,
@GladiusB@lemmy.world avatar

Not only do you sound angry and full of an agenda, you are also wrong about your facts. Are you paid by Elon?

UnderpantsWeevil ,
@UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world avatar

Starting a private company and then selling it to some tool doesn’t make these guys great people.

Engineering a practical prototype for an electric sports car in the year 2003 makes you pretty cool, if nothing else.

Lacking the easy access to low-interest credit and being hedged out of the SUV-heavy American car market doesn’t make them bad people.

They exploited their employees and sold the company to some guy to exploit some more

The company had exactly three people in it when Elon Musk arrived with $6.5M in Series A investment cash. They were both forced out of the company in 2008, as the Series B funding was exhausted and Elon was leveraging his fundraising clout to monopolize control of the board. This was long before the Gigafactory and the big labor abuses we’re familiar with today.

I wouldn’t call them geniuses or pretend they were irreplaceable. These were a couple of car hobbyists who stumbled into a cut-throat industry and got their work snatched out from under them.

But then I wouldn’t call the Tesla a particularly amazing piece of technology. Just something a couple of car hobbyists realized was possible with existing technology and made a (small) fortune scaling up.

The real genius in the end was scamming the Department of Energy out of billions of dollars and helping gas guzzlers fake their EV quota.

Discoverthemind ,

Could you explain this more?

kerrigan778 ,

Engineering a practical prototype for an electric sports car in the year 2003 makes you pretty cool, if nothing else.

Yeah that was AC Propulsion though, and in 1996, and a completely different group of people.

The Tesla guys had the idea of shoving it into a Lotus Elise and marketing it as a tech company.

TeddE ,
@TeddE@lemmy.world avatar

For what it’s worth, it’s been suggested that Musk’s takeover of Tesla was opportunistic, and against the desire of Tarpenning and Eberhard.

From my research, Tarpenning was pressured into quitting, and Eberhard was fired by the board of directors for lying to the board. Since Elon was chairman of the board at the time, it’s plausible (and even hinted at) that Elon played dirty to push through this firing.

I cannot say for sure if they would have handled the company more ethically then Musk, but I am personally uncomfortable hanging them out to dry simply on what could have been.

That said, I agree that employee co-ops are a top tier business organization structure.

RattlerSix ,

That’s not what really happened though. They needed an investor to get the company off the ground. Musk came in and screwed them out of the company

RustyShackleford , (edited )
@RustyShackleford@programming.dev avatar
daltotron ,

Contrarian moral posturing with claims of Marxist purity? Surely, you jest!

I feel like I’ve read this before as a strategy in a COINTELPRO document

RustyShackleford ,
@RustyShackleford@programming.dev avatar

Moral posturing is a an agent provocateur’s strategy? Can you link the document?

windie , to android in If it works, kill it.

Try AntennaPod, it’s on F-Droid

Sophia ,

One of my favorite podcast app.

Peasley ,

One of the best apps on any platform

Kid_Thunder ,

For the big products, I think Google Assistant will be next followed by barely doing anything further with Android Auto until it dies a few years after GAS starts getting pushed out while it probably either won't or will stop supporting 'legacy' Android Auto apps, so AA dies 'because developers aren't supporting apps anymore -- totally not our fault and we're sorry to see this happen.'

Serinus ,

Grabbed AntennaPod from the Play Store. It’s been a perfect replacement.

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

I’m kind of into Podscast Addict. Not sure how it compares, but its pretty good.

Andromxda ,
@Andromxda@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

It’s not open source

Akasazh ,
@Akasazh@feddit.nl avatar

Ah ok

TheAlbatross , to science_memes in Hey, let's breed them to make it hurt even more

Still successful, though. Humans have spread the seeds of capsicum farther than any bird ever did.

We’re just fuckin weirdos about it

pixelmeow ,
@pixelmeow@lemmy.world avatar

Birds can’t taste it like we do. You can get bird feed covered in red pepper to keep other animals from eating it. I’m not sure a bird would eat a pepper, anyway, but 🤷🏼‍♀️

NegativeLookBehind ,
@NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world avatar

Did you know that, “spicy” is the only thing you can taste with your asshole?

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I tend to eat very spicy and in large quantities. After some time my body must have learnt to digest the capsicum because it now never bothers my butt. Unfortunately now when I overdo it , I piss out the spice. It’s not nearly as bad as the fire shits, as long as I wash up with soap and water after every pee for about six hours after eating really spicy.

PS: There’s an Indian grandma that cooks at a close by restaurant that took it as a challenge when I said I wanted it “five stars” (max heat). It’s what I ask for everywhere else, but this lady took it to heart. I pissed Mace for two days straight but it was delicious.

Nougat ,

unsubscribe

DaTingGoBrrr ,

God damn. I like spicy food but so far I have never pissed lava. I guess it’s bound to happen eventually if I keep going like this. Thanks for the heads up

Zorsith ,
@Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

It’s not a pleasant sensation. Like feeling like you have to pee constantly for hours, urgently, but just… not. Ive done it to myself with fried rice.

Sauce: 1 gallon jug of Sambal Oelek in my fridge

Got_Bent ,

I got that treatment in Thailand. Got all cocky and said extra spicy. Guy took it as a personal challenge. It pierced my soul and I soaked my clothes sweating but damnit I finished it and it was delicious.

I can’t do the hyper hot stuff anymore. I got old and my stomach gets very jaded.

psud ,

I used to be very spicy tolerant. I’d ask for “Indian hot” in Indian restaurants, I’d tell places I ate pizza or kebabs at that their spicy version wasn’t spicy enough (the kebab place used jalapenos, the pizza place used supermarket chilli flakes) and they’d find the hottest chilli peppers to challenge me with, and it was wonderful

But for allergy reasons I no longer eat bread, and for weight management reasons I quit eating fibre entirely over a year ago so I suspect I have lost my tolerance

threelonmusketeers ,

as long as I wash up with soap and water

What are you washing?

JoMiran ,
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

My junk.

Grandwolf319 ,

No… and I didn’t want to know… TIHI

Sadbutdru ,
nilloc ,

Chickens love spicy food, and their rags supposedly taste better when they have it in their diet.

Guinea Hens and spicy peppers both come from the same part of the world too I believe.

RamblingPanda ,

and their rags supposedly taste better

Please don’t edit that, it’s hilarious 😂

threelonmusketeers ,

I wonder how this happened. Speech-to-text mistake?

RamblingPanda ,

Might be. Or I’ve been undervaluing spiced chicken rags my whole life.

nBodyProblem ,

I have a parrot and she loves peppers. I have given her super hots a few times, like Carolina reaper etc, and it’s hilarious until you realize how messy she is. The entire vicinity becomes a straight up biohazard by the time she is done.

PerogiBoi ,
@PerogiBoi@lemmy.ca avatar

…which was the peppers long game master plan all along!!!

Rooskie91 ,

Humans spreading peppers like weirdos reminds me of a petition replacing the word “expert” with “pervert.”

“Pepper pervert” conveys the masochistic spread of hot peppers better than “Pepper expert.”

TheAlbatross ,

It kinda reminds me of the scene in Star Trek the Next Generation when Data, the humanoid Android, tries alcohol to better understand humanity. He takes one sip, winces and remarks “That’s awful! … another!”

Damage ,

Star Trek Generations. That’s got to be the best part of that not-so-great movie.

Killer57 ,

What, you don’t enjoy watching Kirk get crushed by a bridge?

Damage ,

Who would have thought, after all the bonkers stuff he survived, a walkway would be his end?

NeptuneOrbit , to aboringdystopia in "Yeah, but what if we used AI?"

*HOAs which reinvented taxes

TropicalDingdong ,

So its taxes all the way down…

lawrence ,
ech ,

And death.

WarmSoda ,

Yay!

HobbitFoot ,

HOA’s reinvented municipal government in a way that let them be racist again.

Omgpwnies ,

and keep the taxes too

Socsa ,

That’s the hilarious part, they still pay all the same taxes. HOAs are both toxic and stupid.

TWeaK ,

Nah they do have some valid purpose, eg communal roads and facilities - at least in a country where the state refuses to adopt basic infrustructure for new housing developments.

HobbitFoot ,

Of the state refuses to adopt basic infrastructure. If the state did, then they would have to make it open to everyone.

TWeaK ,

Sure, but what’s wrong with that? I mean, roads are already open to everyone - your mailman can access them, visitors can access them, etc. If you extend it to ponds and parks and stuff, it wouldn’t be the end of the world for those to be public, either.

Maybe with pools and such it’s a different story, but there are ways of managing those without setting up a mini government rife for abuse.

HobbitFoot ,

I mean, roads are already open to everyone - your mailman can access them, visitors can access them, etc.

That is not the case for all HOA’s. For some, they have gated communities. For others, they are more than willing to enforce private property rights on people who don’t meet the “character” of the community.

If you extend it to ponds and parks and stuff, it wouldn’t be the end of the world for those to be public, either.

Sure it would. The wrong people might use it. After all, they aren’t building these amenities for everyone to use, just residents who either own property or are leasing property in a way that is approved by the HOA.

TWeaK ,

That is not the case for all HOA’s. For some, they have gated communities.

Yes, but they still allow mail deliveries and visitors in some form or another.

After all, they aren’t building these amenities for everyone to use, just residents who either own property or are leasing property in a way that is approved by the HOA.

Yes, but there are other ways to manage that then setting up an HOA which can be expanded well beyond the management of that communal property.

You only have to look and see how other countries do it to see that HOA’s are uniquely an American problem, one that has no justification in being as bad as it is.

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