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James_Fortis OP ,

Good call! :)

skulblaka ,
@skulblaka@sh.itjust.works avatar

The self-reference in this was expected but somehow also the perfect cherry on top

pyre ,

not like us

bulwark , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

Steamymoomilk ,

goes to website on 47in TV

The price of development is insane

yonder ,

Plugs in HTC Vive and uses WLX-overlay to enlarge the website to 100m virtually.

Steamymoomilk ,
ThrowawayPermanente , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

Jinn ,

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s from an old commercial, pre-AI

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing

Mikina , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

I mean, if it’s **just ** a normal screen-sized website, that already makes it a lot easier. Not having to deal with responsiveness bullshit would make webdev a lot better experience. That is assuming “normal screen” means 1920*1080, or whatever is the median screen size.

pastermil ,

To be fair, using flex box (which is the default in many modern framework) would make responsiveness a breeze these days.

Ahardyfellow ,

One day I’ll learn flex and be able to make nice responsive displays, but until then Bootstrap it is.

pastermil ,

Whichever works for you!

MajorHavoc ,

It only needs to look good on whatever screen size the client’s CEO’s favorite administrative director uses, when she checks on it, on a Friday evening, seven weeks after delivery (but still well before I’ll ever see my $500.00…)

Wish me luck guessing the screen size…

hakunawazo ,

Just make it mobile first… and last ;)

TotallyNotSpezUpload , to startrek in Captain Proton: Peril from Planet X poster

Is this OC? If so, hats off! If not, thank you for sharing. :)

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I wish I had this level of skill.

Apparently it was originally an official Star Trek fan club item:

www.startrek.com/…/captain-proton-collectibles

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Thank you for the info. Too bad it’s not available for purchase anymore. That’d would’ve looked amazing on the walls of my gaff.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Not available on the trampt.com link above? I admit I didn’t actually try to buy it.

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Unfortunately not.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Wow, not even available on eBay.

Hopefully someone will eventually do a higher quality scan of it so people can at least print it for themselves on a large format printer.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Ok… I have found that many, if not all of the issues of Star Trek Communicator (where this was also printed) have been scanned into archive.org. There’s well over 100 of them, so I’m not going looking for it, but maybe someone else will want to take that on. Just search for “star trek communicator site:archive.org” if you’re using Google. Not sure about other search engines.

TotallyNotSpezUpload ,

Thank you, I’ll do a proper research this week. :)

explodicle , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

I assume they’re fun silly names in Arabic too?

pyre , (edited )

no, I’m not an Arab but i can read a little bit and from what i can read they’re just regular dishes. the auto translator went crazy with interpretations though. part of the problem is Arabic script doesn’t really have vowels; they have diacritics* instead but they’re rarely used (either for disambiguation or in the Quran to minimize the possibility of misreading the holy text). so imagine reading English without vowels:

y cn prbbl tll frm cntxt wht ths mns

but it would be hard for a machine to decipher it. these words can easily be:

yea cone probable tall farm context wheat these mines

once you misinterpret one word, its relation to the other words make them more likely to be misinterpreted as well.

e:sp

MagicShel , (edited ) to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

It’s one website. How much could it cost, £500?

general_kitten ,

What website weighs 500 pounds?!

SharkEatingBreakfast ,
@SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz avatar

Probably a local gym.

hakunawazo ,

Maybe it had too many cookies.

Honytawk ,

Damn, now it is bloated

SlopppyEngineer ,

The most important thing is what you’ll get. A few static pages and stock images with the watermark still present, sure. Beyond that the meter starts running.

hypeerror ,

Here’s some money, go build a JStor

ClassifiedPancake , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

500 per pixel is my rate

MadBob , to lemmyshitpost in The art critic

Ah, but people often make manual art on a prompt (usually called a brief). It might even be why the text you give an LLM to make an image is called a prompt. I didn’t even get the joke at first because of this.

Infynis , to memes in Bacon tho
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And yet, when it’s people, there’s a problem. Such a double standard 🙄

abrinael ,

Hey, speak for yourself! Some of us take communion…

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

So true bestie pegs you

biggerbogboy , to lemmyshitpost in I always order Popular Problem.

Beans, Gentlemen

hswolf , to lemmyshitpost in The art critic
@hswolf@lemmy.world avatar

i learned just a bit of french, so when I travel to the OuiOui lands, I can deliberately refuse to speak It instead of not being able to

ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling ,
@ThisIsAManWhoKnowsHowToGling@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar

BTW, you only see the contemptuous french behavior close to Paris, because for some fucking reason every single American visiting France only goes to Paris. Since all the American karens are concentrated in Paris, the people in the suburbs are much nicer.

morgunkorn ,
@morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

Most people from the rest of France also despise the Parisians, there’s something infuriating about them.

RedAggroBest ,

Probably the rampant reckless driving and disregard for other people’s property.

BlueMagma ,

Parisians look down to the rest of France, they even have a word to describe any area of France that isn’t Paris: “la province”, they use it all the time and any one else is annoyed by this word because it sounds really insulting.

rarWars ,

Having been to Paris myself not too long ago, their rudeness is far overhyped. They were actually quite pleasant to us for the most part, only a handful of interactions that I would consider rude, mostly from street scammers. Maybe I just got lucky or missed some social cues, but I’m not sure where this idea of the openly contemptuous average Parisian comes from.

ealoe , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Maybe don’t be a little baby who breaks things in a fit of rage. Next time you feel like taking your anger out on physical object, simply don’t. Breaking something, feeling bad about it, and learning from the experience is an important part of growing up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Insults. That’s how angry people learn.

dependencyinjection ,

Some people are not taught, by their parents, how to handle anger or frustration. I don’t think we should be calling them out for this, as people don’t learn that way.

AeonFelis , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

As long as they don’t offer to teach poster design…

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