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snowsuit2654 , to lemmyshitpost in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
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Years ago the punk band Treephort turned this billboard into a song: treephort.bandcamp.com/track/gorilla

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.
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Republicans were totally with them until the Allah part.

sgibson5150 , (edited ) to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

There’s a quest chain in Divinity Original Sin (2014) that involves a cat named Unsinkable Sam, original name Oscar, that I literally played for the first time over the weekend. I had no idea there was a possible historical basis for the character. Crazy coincidence that this was posted today.

Edit: Damn autocorrect

Crackhappy ,
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I know what you did last night and I’m going post something related later today just to duck with you.

sgibson5150 ,

I’ll try my best to endure said ducking like the idiot man child that I am.

FederatedSaint , to pics in Jackson Square, New Orleans

I see you excluded the guy across the street singing in his loud PA system for tips, as well as his 800 friends doing the same thing within a 1 mile radius.

(Sorry couldn’t help it. Just visited NOLA and it was cool, but I’ll be happy if I never have to hear another 11-year-old drumming as loud as he can on a Home Depot bucket.)

Realitaetsverlust , to memes in But don't say it out loud

Pretty worried about the comments man. Murdering (or trying to) a candidate of any political party is terrible.

tocopherol ,
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People fantasize about going back in time to kill baby Hitler. By all measures Trump would like to be a new Hitler and his most fervent supporters see him as that. Is it surprising people would support such an action to stop him?

OceanSoap ,

None of his supporters, unless you’re talking about a very extreme fringe, look at him as Hitler.

MataVatnik ,
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Yeh cause if they did they wouldn’t be voting for him. That’s how this works.

OceanSoap ,

I thought that trump supporters were Nazis and liked that trump was like Hitler, so what do you mean?

MataVatnik ,
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I don’t know if you’re being sarcastic but I talked to a friend last night who lives in Mississippi and he said that he talks to people who think that Trump is legit a good Christiana and a good person.

Realitaetsverlust ,

If you unironically think trump would be a new Hitler, I’m either completely underestimating his threat or you’re batshit fucking insane.

Skullgrid ,
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what’s your opinion on project 2025 and its contents?

Realitaetsverlust ,

Dunno much about it, I’m not american, but at what I could find with a quick online search, it looks pretty awful. Looks nowhere near the control you’d need for a dictatorship.

OceanSoap ,

Not only is it terrible, it’s an actual threat to democracy.

I don’t know how anyone is surprised though. When you use words like “Nazi” and “existential threat” and “threat to our democracy” it can’t be a shock when someone tries to become a historic hero for taking out the supposed next Hitler, and people who buy into that propaganda language are going to cheer them on and want more of it. They’re frothing at the mouth, imagining they’re on the right side of history.

I get what the Dems are trying to do with pushing that language, but it really is playing with fire. It was a 50/50 chance that they could get him ineligible to run, alive or dead, and they’ve lost each bet.

retrospectology ,
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OceanSoap being loaded into the train car: “Ok guys, any minute now will be the prime opportunity to stop these fascist guys. Just remember to consider both sides, they might have a really good reason for taking us out to this isolated camp.”

AFaithfulNihilist ,
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See they’re having us fill the whole back up again. This isn’t a mass grave. They’re just putting us to work! See creating jobs why complain?

OceanSoap ,

Picking good arguments from both candidates isn’t allowing one to walk all over you,.

Zink ,

This feels like some strained both-sidesing here.

Calling the traitorous self-serving felon that caused an actual attack on the government and the Democratic process “a threat to democracy” seems tame, honestly. And that’s not even getting into his promises to jail political opponents, be a dictator on day one, suspend the constitution, call the free press an enemy of the people, and claim absolute authority and absolute immunity.

But then that whole political group also seems convinced that a barely progressive status quo “let’s work together” administration is literally totalitarian tyranny.

Asyx ,

On top of that, if trump would have been killed, there is technically nothing stopping the US from postponing elections, coming up with an intermediate solution to have a functioning government without a D. president (like, no appointing of judges and such) and then have an election next year when the Republicans had enough time to find a new candidate.

If trump pushes through the things he said he’d do and what his supporters are supporting like project 2025, there’s a real chance that there are no actually democratic elections in 2028. And this is ignoring the fact that gerrymandering and the electoral college are already questionable and regularly abused by or benefit Republicans the most.

voldage ,

I see republican voters shooting republican candidates as pretty much reasonable outcome rather than some newly emergent threat to democracy. Trump made his image himself, it was him who decided to harass miniorities and brag about reading Mein Kampf often. It was him who made republican message extreme, provoked an insurrection, had all those criminal charges and appointed obviously corrupt judges. He groomed americans into feeling insecure and threatened and radicalized a lot of them. I think random depressed kids trying to suicide by shooting him is the least he should expect, especially seeing that USA has a gun cult focused around right to bear arms against threats to democracy. Also a child rapist, which alone is enough for millions of people to pull the trigger. You’re seriously blaming his bad image on anyone else?

angel ,

Trump made his image himself, it was him who decided to harass miniorities and brag about reading Mein Kampf often.

The absolute garbage that does be on the internet, honestly.

voldage ,

Right, sorry, it was his wife that outed him for having Hitler speeches book “My New Order” back in 1990, which he apparently kept in a cabinet next to his bed. In the interview he also admitted having a copy of Mein Kampf, though he never openly claimed to read that book often. When he quoted Hitler in 2023 he said it was just a coincidence. Which caused no one to feel uneasy, no one at all. His former chief of staff claimed that Trump praised Hitler for doing some good things, like rebuilding the economy.

So right, sorry, I mixed the “Mein Kampf” for “My New Order”, and it was his wife that outed that, he only confirmed.

Twelve20two ,

His victory as president of the US is a threat to democracy. He already attempted a coup in 2021

OceanSoap ,

I mean, he attempted a coup in the same way Biden sent that kid to shoot Trump a few days ago.

You know what’s more of a threat to democracy? Trying to imprison a political opponent.

Twelve20two ,

Do you have a source for Biden paying off that kid?

Also, Trump should serve time for the financial crimes he committed outside of being president. Him being in prison wouldn’t be that much of an issue for a lot of his fans

OceanSoap ,

Do you have a source for Trump paying off the j6 protesters?

The issue over his crimes are whether they’re actually federal crimes or not.

Twelve20two ,

I never said anything about him paying off people who took part in the failed coup

OceanSoap ,

I didn’t say anything about a payment either.

z00s ,

He himself said he would be a dictator on day one.

i.redd.it/i69jnt27a8gz.png

OceanSoap ,

Yeah, as a joke. Context matters. Like how I don’t think Biden meant he wanted some to shoot trump when he said “put a bullseye on him”.

z00s ,

Here’s your broader context, all direct quotes:

“We’re going to build a wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it”

“When the looting starts, the shooting starts”

“I will totally obliterate the deep state”

IT’S JUST A JOKE BRO, IT’S JUST A PRANK

zarkanian ,
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Were you asleep the first time he was in office? Read Project 2025. That’s what they plan on doing if he gets elected.

OceanSoap ,

I wasn’t. The economy was far better and we didn’t start any new wars.

I did read project 2025, but Trump has already said that’s not his aim or connect to him. He does have an agenda, but it’s not that one

Voyajer , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.
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So he’s been president for 8 years and has completed both of his terms?

5ibelius9insterberg ,

Exactly!

someguy3 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

I’m having trouble with that last sentence, what’s it supposed to mean?

clay_pidgin ,

Inshallah is Arabic for “God willing”.

Sakychu , (edited )

“(In) Sha Allah” is an expression which can be translates to “if gods wills”. It refers to the idea that in Islamic religions nothing happens without god wanting it.

But more colloquially it is used as a wish of something to happend.

Cabal can either refer to a secret group of individuals who gather for political influence or as a synonym for conspiracy.

So the sentence could be read as: “hopefully a cabalic takeover will turn into a federal takedown*”

TexasDrunk ,

I think it reads more like “Hopefully the secret political group takeover that occurred will result in their federal takedown”. However, my fluency in ‘nutjob’ is pretty rusty.

Sakychu ,

Oh yeah right my brain changed “takedown” to a 2nd “takeover”. That makes a little more sense!

b000rg ,

I think they’re trying to suggest Biden is in office as part of some Qabalist ritual. I think they just don’t know how to spell Qaballah.

S491 ,

It is also used by parents who want to shut their kids up when they are asking something

Kids in car: can we get McDonald’s?

Parents driving: inshallah (no)

DontRedditMyLemmy , to lemmyshitpost in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I don’t like the extrapolation that Trump is the analog of innocent school children.

synae ,
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psycho_driver ,

And his parents shipped him away to some far off school for being such a little prick.

UnderpantsWeevil ,
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Most kids are pricks at one point or another. The trick is to grow out of it.

samus12345 ,
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Innocent school children.

synae ,
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Well spotted, I stand corrected

w2tpmf ,

I don’t like the extrapolation that the person that was killed wasn’t an innocent victim because they were at a Trump rally.

Ghostalmedia , to pics in Car park mural, Colchester [OC]
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I support this in theory, but it’s also 95° F outside.

unreachable , to funny in But why?
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Death_Equity , to funny in But why?

When you use the data collected on you by your smart phone to create realistic expectations.

Speculater ,
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I wish businesses actually honored their closing times… At least twice in the past year I’ve gone to a place ten minutes before closing and they’re closed.

MadBob ,

If they’re food places, that’s either because the food takes longer than ten minutes, or because it’d been slow and they’d started packing up, or they were lying because they wanted to go home on time. Almost nothing more annoying than someone coming right at the end of your shift to order food.

Danquebec , (edited )

Stores should pay employees 30 minutes after closing time, or whatever is a realistic time it may take to serve the last client and close everything.

30p87 ,

We do that. But at some point, it has to stop. We can’t just say “one last client” when new ones come in right after the previous leaves, and you don’t want to be unfair. And cleaning takes HOURS. Even in a small fast food restaurant. You need to strategically close things down, preferably things we’re out of anyway.

MadBob ,

They do!

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

One was a used video game shop, the other a bike shop. I try not to get food near closing unless it’s fast food.

MadBob ,

Well, good lad!

Bertuccio ,

For the reverse, I used to live near a pizza shop that would frequently stay open several hours past their official closing time and it sure was a treat to walk by half drunk at 2 am to get a slice.

minibyte ,

The 10 minutes before close guy is 100% why they close 15 minutes early. It’s either that or the 10 minutes before close guy holds up the whole staff – ain’t no straw boss trying to stay late.

Speculater ,
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But if you close at 5pm and I get off at 4:30pm and race there only to be shut out… It’s kind of a bummer.

Magnetic_dud ,

it’s because people arrive 1 minute before closing time asking for a task that takes 15 minutes and the employees are rightfully fed with that, because the owner won’t pay the extra time

Speculater ,
@Speculater@lemmy.world avatar

I just wanted to buy Breath of Fire for my DS after getting off work on Friday…

ByteOnBikes ,

sounds like if they have a history of closing earlier, go earlier? Or order online? Or call them ahead of time to verify they’ll be there?

ByteOnBikes ,

If it’s a restaurant, accept that it’s run by humans.

There’s so many Karen videos raging at some minimum wage teenager who is closing up the kitchen earlier because it’s been dead for an hour and the workers needs sleep.

NocturnalEngineer , to funny in But why?

Why the fuck not?

andrewta ,

Random start at stop times are just strange

collapse_already , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese

Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

wizardbeard , to lemmyshitpost in Betrayal

“She died in childbirth”

enraged train horn noises

Stamets OP ,
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I was watching some Critical Role recaps and was in the middle of a deeply intense emotional moment. I had to turn away because I was welling up a bit and looked to the second monitor. A single lemmy message. I refresh. It’s this.

I cannot stop laughing at both the absurdity of the moment and the intense hilarity of that comment.

Bravo. Bra-fucking-vo.

spongeborgcubepants , to funny in But why?

Those are really long business hours

RvTV95XBeo ,

Not for a restaurant

corsicanguppy ,

Kinda short for a 7-11 or an Urgent Care.

andrewta ,

Those are am and pm hours

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