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paddirn , to lemmyshitpost in Lets hit them with their own weapons

Voting is just another way for the government to track you. What do you think “Sleepy” Joe is gonna do to you after you vote for our Lord and Savior Donald J Trump on election day? Jack-booted thugs will be at your doorstep dragging your grandma out into the street, raping her, then shooting her right in front of you. They already tried to kill Trump once. Whatever you do, don’t go to the polls on Election day, that’s what They want. They already stole the election that way once before, they’ll do it again. Don’t vote, God will put Donald J Trump in the Whitehouse on Jan 6, 2025. Joe Biden will have a heart attack that day and Kamala Harris will be ruled unfit for office by the Supreme Court (look it up, it’s Article III · § 13 of the US Constitution, they have that ability). At that point, Donald J Trump will be called up by the House of Representatives and will assume the office of President.

Don’t vote, not now, not ever again.

whostosay ,

Please for the love of God advertise this on Facebook if you can afford to do so, we desperately need it. Put the punisher logo with Donald Trump’s stupid fuckin hair behind it. If not you, someone reading this please put this up as an advert in battleground states/counties if you can afford it. America needs this, we need this, I need this.

Steamymoomilk ,
aeronmelon , to lemmyshitpost in Betrayal

“Obi-wan had never seen such bullshit.”

Pandantic , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

The best part is there was a police officer who climbed the roof and saw the shooter, who threatened him with the gun, so he turned around. Trump got shot because of scaredy-cop.

Edit: The cop possibly made him rush his shot and miss according to source (below). Thanks Blanketswithsmallpox. Apparently when I make a claim that is on a news site, I should put the link or get downvoted. 🤷

Sc00ter ,

Is this real? I hadn’t heard that part yet

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Tis. I provided sauce from AP News on reddit.

MrShankles ,

Any source for that?

Bombastic ,

My cousin dreamt it

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I sauced.

Pandantic ,
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blanketswithsmallpox ,

reddit.com/…/local_police_officer_encountered_sho…

Sauce is AP News. Police officer likely saved Trump’s life by making gunman rush for his shots.

The one time I wish they were pussies and they can’t even get that right.

Pandantic , (edited )
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

~~Non-Reddit linked sauce: apnews.com/…/election-biden-trump-campaign-update…

Edit: Jk it won’t work. Edit: here’s the text:

Local police officer encountered shooter before he fired towards Trump, AP sources say

BY COLLEEN LONG Share Not long before shots rang out, rally goers noticed a man climbing to the top of a roof of a nearby building and warned local law enforcement, according to two law enforcement officials.

One officer climbed to the roof and encountered Crooks, who pointed his rifle at the officer. The officer retreated down the ladder and Crooks quickly took a shot toward former President Donald Trump, and that’s when the U.S. Secret Service counter snipers shot him, said the officials who spoke to The Associated Press on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation.

LordSinguloth ,

Fake lmao why lie

blanketswithsmallpox ,

I sauced Lordsinguloth.

Pandantic ,
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blanketswithsmallpox ,

reddit.com/…/local_police_officer_encountered_sho…

Sauce is AP News. Police officer likely saved Trump’s life by making gunman rush for his shots.

The one time I wish they were pussies and they can’t even get that right.

slaacaa ,

Trump was incredibly lucky. Shooter guy was also lucky and fairly skilled, but mostly exploited the incompetence or the security. Few cm-s to the right and he would have made history. Though I as an EU citizen would have preferred if he just stayed home. If Trump died, there would already be a civil war, and now he’ll “just” win the election, which is also not great regarding the future support of Ukraine and security of Europe.

psycho_driver ,

I don’t think this is going to make the election play out much differently. Trumps crazies were already going to turn out. I’m still going to turn out.

afraid_of_zombies ,

No luck about it. Luck is for people who don’t plan.

w2tpmf ,

Shooter guy was … fairly skilled

Lol, not really. Hitting a bullseye on an 8 inch target is stupid easy at that distance with a rifle.

Either his sight was not properly set, or he was not very good with it. Or maybe both.

Who knows. Glad he sucked. It’s just a shame his missed shots hit people.

blanketswithsmallpox ,

Glad to help. And yeah, remember that Lemmy has far fewer checks and balances on manipulation than reddit does. Providing sauce during current world events is just good etiquette.

Pandantic ,
@Pandantic@midwest.social avatar

Thanks for holding me accountable for being a good lemmy/fediverse netizen. 😊

MacNCheezus , to lemmyshitpost in Or meet and cheese
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Would.

DandomRude , to lemmyshitpost in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement
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The NRA and the like will probably use this again as an opportunity to demand even more and even bigger weapons for the police, the Secret Service and everyone else. Not that it will do any good, but they’ll try anyway, I suppose.

Zron ,

You see, the problem wasn’t that the agents didn’t follow through on tips from the public, or have a marksman on the highest available rooftop for surveillance and counter sniping. No, the issue was that the agents could not simply shoot through the building to get the shooter.

That’s why they need recoiless rifles for the agents

DandomRude ,
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Yup, would have been easy to just nuke the guy as well.

rowanthorpe ,
@rowanthorpe@lemmy.ml avatar

But… but he’s not a hurricane… I guess they could fix him up with horse tranquilliser and bleach afterwards though. (adding a /s here for the terminally oblivious)

sunzu ,

One day hopefully, we get another Kyle Rittenhouse type in there to kick off the party, and they will shoot each other.

One of the few times where the problem could be the solution...

zarathustrad ,

Why not arm everyone in the crown. Good guy with a gun and all. Or, just call it democracy via bullet, that’s what they want anyway. Just let the mob shoot it out at every rally.

HawlSera ,

The RNC responded to this by banning Tennis Balls, but saying guns are okay. I’m not joking.

DandomRude ,
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Damn, you are indeed not joking. I had to double-check because it’s so ridiculous.

Rainb0wSkeppy , to linuxmemes in Vim

where linux

scholar , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

A common denominator

doctortran ,

In fact, after the third ship sank, Sam would spend time on two other ships before eventually ending up in a sailor’s home in the UK. Those two other ships ended up being sunk as well after Sam had left them.

bingbong ,

The home? It sunk too shortly after his death

Sinaf ,
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  • Lost_My_Mind ,

    AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENAAAAAAA!!!

    BakerBagel ,

    Any sailor that survived 3 sunk shops was considered bad luck and would likely never find work again. No clue how they used to travkthat information, but sailors have always been incredibly superstitious and they take bad luck way more seriously than good luck.

    PrimeMinisterKeyes ,

    When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp.

    Ghoelian , to memes in Aww crap

    Aren’t you supposed to not kill cockroaches? i thought it’d attract more or something

    Technofrood , to lemmyshitpost in Betrayal

    You were supposed to bring order to the railway not cause confusion and delay

    Aurenkin , to lemmyshitpost in Betrayal

    Don’t do it, Thomas, I have the coal mound!

    aeronmelon ,

    “You underestimate my boiler!”

    Duke_Nukem_1990 , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

    Survived… or instigated!!!

    ironhydroxide , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

    Cat was a foreign agent. Sinking 3 ships.

    StrongHorseWeakNeigh OP ,

    Not a foreign agent. Just an agent of chaos. He sunk 1 German ship and two UK ships.

    doctortran ,

    The Germans definitely sacrificed the Bismark to implant their saboteur among the enemy.

    gibmiser , to lemmyshitpost in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
    FlyingSquid OP ,
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    No thanks, I’m trying to cut down. But I like the video.

    RavuAlHemio ,

    (My uncle didn’t die.)

    Then why hold a funeral for him?

    DrabPoultry , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

    His face is like, “again with this shit??”

    homesweethomeMrL ,

    “Seriously. Hoomins are stoopid”

    Zoomboingding , to lemmyshitpost in stap
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    MrShankles ,

    Beautiful

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