There have been multiple accounts created with the sole purpose of posting advertisement posts or replies containing unsolicited advertising.

Accounts which solely post advertisements, or persistently post them may be terminated.

lemmy.world

RandomVideos , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

Technically, we have been playing along since governments existed

meco03211 ,

Thinking of that Key and Peele sketch. Someone describing the government with the tone of a libertarian.

“So we have them vote to think they have power, steal their money and call it taxes, provide basic services and limited other functions. Then in 200-300 years, just walk away.”

“Motherfucker that’s a government!”

Diabolo96 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

I am ready to bet that he doesn’t know “inshallah” is an Arabic expression. I can’t imagine a trump voter using it otherwise.

JJROKCZ ,

Clearly he said in sha allah which is something totally different, get with the program Liberal!

/s

nondescripthandle , to funny in But why?

If you find a system that works for you, by all means, rock it.

Rolive , to funny in Prick

I blame that fucking fish that just had to climb out of the sea whatever-billion years ago.

mindbleach , to funny in Prick

Interesting placement height.

Someone heard “early hominids” and thought “early hobbitses.”

HubertManne , to lemmyshitpost in Watching videos of people screaming "shooter on the roof" at law enforcement

I love people who think two seconds after someone yells gun a sniper is going to shoot someone. uvalde went on for hours.

Liz ,

Independent of Uvalde, it’s generally a bad idea as a sniper to just take someone else’s wors that the target you’re looking at is hostile. Kinda wanna confirm for yourself before you pull the trigger.

ininewcrow , to lemmyshitpost in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.
@ininewcrow@lemmy.ca avatar

In this heat??? … no wonder the guy never answers his phone, he probably died of heat stroke after his third event.

Some family has a fur lined bag of organic matter, wrapped around a saxophone, stinking up the front yard in the summer sun.

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I’ve been in such a costume in the Los Angeles summer. I used to work in the entertainment industry- the one that makes movies and TV shows, not the one that plays saxophones at birthday parties- but I won’t go into the details. Let’s say that it is not something that was ever worth watching.

You are correct, it’s brutal.

CheeryLBottom , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

I never knew about Unsinkable Sam until Divinity: Original Sin. Thank you Larian for the trivia :)

paddirn , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

Ok, so he’s ineligible to run again I guess.

ShaggySnacks , to cat in A portrait of Unsinkable Sam. A cat who survived the sinking of three navy ships during WW2.

LPT: Always save the cat. You will never be disappointed.

TheReturnOfPEB , to lemmyshitpost in And wouldn't you know it, he's unavailable this weekend for my uncle's funeral.

Saxsquatch is a fav of mine

ArbitraryValue , to pics in Natural Armor

It looks pretty rusty - he needs to polish it.

wyrmroot , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sure sovcit.

Maybe the secret is in the emoji. What the hell does “🫒🦅🏹” mean?

tacosanonymous ,

Peace, freedom, war?

Diabolo96 ,

Oil, democracy, war : You’ve got oil? We bring you democracy, by invading you.

RizzRustbolt ,

The Great Seal of The United States of America.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar
wyrmroot ,

Oh shit that’s right!

JJROKCZ ,

Someone else answered as well but it’s the components of the great seal of the United States, the seal is an eagle holding an olive branch and a bundle of arrows to symbolize our desire for peace but capacity for war

pastermil , to funny in But why?

So… They’re pretty much open 24 hours with an hour break every morning?

WolfLink ,

The first set of numbers is likely AM and the second set of numbers is likely PM

pastermil ,

Yeah, some AM/PM would be nice, otherwise people would assume 24-hr.

yonder ,

This is actually the best part of 24 hour time. No suffixes.

pastermil ,

Exactly what I thought. We commonly use that format here, so if there’s no AM/PM, we’d assume such.

And then there are Americans…

cley_faye , to lemmyshitpost in Lets hit them with their own weapons

I have no experience in this, and I wasn’t there, but it sure does not looks like the kind of bleeding a bullet would do by grazing an ear. It’s probably nothing but it’s worth mentioning, you know. Just mentioning. Not implying anything.

  • All
  • Subscribed
  • Moderated
  • Favorites
  • random
  • lifeLocal
  • goranko
  • All magazines