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Ioughttamow , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

Why didn’t the Romans use American auxiliaries? Are they stupid?

HootinNHollerin , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

DEFCON 3 BC

MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit got thrown out of court.
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I’d love to hear the conversation that was had where this idiot somehow convinced someone to let him represent them in court lol

setsneedtofeed , (edited )
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You seem unfamiliar with this circus.

This person was being the authorized representative of themselves. Sovcits, for a variety of reasonings, often refuse to admit that they are the legal person who is being charged. They often make a convoluted distinction between the actual person and the legal person, so they show up as the actual person to “settle the matters” of the legal person.

You can’t be an authorized representative of somebody else for a crime/infraction unless you are a lawyer anywhere I know of in the U.S. A person representing is either a lawyer or self-represented. You can’t just pick some rando as your champion to show up in your place. Judges have smacked Sovcits legally in various ways for this stunt.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Sounds like the sort of thing that would get them a contempt of court charge on top of whatever else they did lol

setsneedtofeed ,
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The most entertaining result is them stubbornly refusing to admit that they are “Name” and the judge issuing a warrant for failing to appear because the named defendant didn’t show up to court.

Usually at that point they crack, but I’ve seen one zoom court where the judge just ends the hearing with the warrant issued.

VindictiveJudge ,
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Part of it is that they think Name and NAME are legally distinct entities. Reminds me of this B5 scene. m.youtube.com/watch?v=1j-76eLz1hc

Serinus ,

It’s interesting how sovcits have so recently and dramatically changed.

There have always been a few people who thought they could somehow carve out their own territory in the middle of the United States, or that for some reason the laws wouldn’t apply to them. There have been jokes about them on the Simpsons and elsewhere.

But it was all individual. It wasn’t this Q-Anon like conformity, and, while always ridiculous, not quite this delusional. This new sovcit thing is different and propaganda/single large cult fueled.

kautau ,

Social media. Fringe groups are tiny on their own, physically, but they gain traction through online echo chambers with little barrier to entry

FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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Why am I doubting that he was not at fault?

Karyoplasma ,

I also doubt that he was just “moving his mom’s automobile”.

ignirtoq ,

Language is magic for these people, specifically the right grouping of words is supposed to be an incantation to get them out of social responsibility, and the wrong collection of words is what binds them.

Since the state regulates "driving" of vehicles, no sovcit drives. They all "move" vehicles or "transport" vehicles.

It's ridiculous, because law revolves around actions independent of how anyone in specific describes those actions, but that's the mindset of these people. Viewing their beliefs as a kind of word Tetris has at least helped me wrap my head around what could possibly give them some of their strange notions of law.

happysplinter ,

It really does sound like they can just have a high persuasion roll and get away with whatever they want.

PunnyName ,

Helps being white.

Transporter_Room_3 ,
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My favorite line is “I’m not driving, I’m travelling

Like Bruh, I guarantee he isn’t paid enough to care about semantics

kat_angstrom , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds useful. Weird that it isn't being used.

Hmmm, dots on a map. Sounds like evidence to me

dutchkimble ,

What boggles the mind is that how did Indians put huge blue alphabets in the middle of the Pacific 3000 years ago, that too in English? I think it must be aliens.

jjlinux , to linux in I completely broke Kubuntu
@jjlinux@lemmy.ml avatar

Easiest fix:

1.- Download Fedora

2.- Install Fedora

3.- Never look back

4.- Be happy the rest of your life

elevenh ,

Typical solution for you. Change distro.

jjlinux ,
@jjlinux@lemmy.ml avatar

Exactly. At least for me, Fedora has been flawless since version 36.

postmateDumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez
Entropywins , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit, sovcit.

Some of these comments make me want to endorse a sovcits face with my fist

Karyoplasma , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

Isn’t signing the paper just saying that you’re okay to delay your case until you can be scheduled a hearing in front of a court? It’s not an admittance of guilt, so duress does not apply.

ImplyingImplications ,

The “duress” part comes from the Uniform Commercial Code (UCC) which are laws governing all commercial transactions within the US. It still doesn’t apply because getting a ticket isn’t a commercial transaction, but SovCivs believe everything is a commercial transaction including interaction with the government.

UCC 1-308 is a section that says a party can partially fulfill a contract without agreeing to all of the contract terms. They must do so by explicitly stating they are completing part of the contract “without prejudice” or “under duress”. That’s why SovCivs write these words on everything.

radicalautonomy , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.
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Aww…I’m totally sad or whatever for poor Joe Novak.

(Those blue scribbles are not adequate!)

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

I don’t know a better way to edit.

fjordbasa ,

Placing shapes would work better

Anticorp , to noncredibledefense in [draws pistol with malicious intent]

My Post Civil War American History professor told us that the enemy pilots used to wave to each other as they flew past each other. Then one day some asshole pulled out his revolver and shot the guy waving at him, and that’s when they started mounting guns on airplanes.

superkret ,

Waving at each other just shows how fucked up society was at the time:
“Sure, you’re spotting for the artillery that’ll kill hundreds of my countrymen, but they’re only peasants. Us two, we’re nobles.”

Anticorp ,

Us pilots are above the men on the ground, quite literally.

PugJesus OP ,

“Knights of the air”

mindbleach ,

Honestly, rank-and-file pilots would’ve done the same.

“Holy shit we’re flying isn’t this amazing?”

“Ich bin begeistert dass wir dieses Wunder gemeinsam geschafft haben!”

kellyaster , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.
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Hold on, this clown was moving without a lisence or incuranse? Lmoa he is so fudkec!

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s what sovcits do.

fjordbasa ,

For a group of people that seem to think certain words are magical, they do tend to have a tenuous grasp on spelling…

dudinax , to greentext in That monastery was two days from retirement!

How do you think you’re gonna take on the heathens? You’re gonna sit behind your desk and pray them away?

UntouchedWagons ,
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Logistics is important.

1995ToyotaCorolla , to lemmyshitpost in unsee this
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millifoo , to funny in How could this be?!

Dear Young Folk,

Physical aging happens ridiculously fast. Faster than you imagine. The years just tick away like minutes.

Mental aging goes much slower (barring dementia or other malidies, of course).

The crazy thing is that even once older (I’ll turn 60 this year) your view of yourself quite often feels like you’re still much younger.

I internally feel perpetually 30-35. Until I try to (say) run or sprint, or jump off something, then… oh my. I really am 60. Another example: my brain knows how to throw a fast ball (ingrained from when I was a teenager). If I actually try… uhh… no go. My arm revolts.

I’ve even asked my 83 year old mom how her internal self feels. She says the same - still feels like she did in her 30s on the inside. On the outside she has to intentionally walk very carefully so as not to fall and break something.

Moral of the story? Enjoy that young body while you have it. Seriously. It won’t last.

pete_the_cat ,

I’m 38 and right around 34-35 is when you start to notice it IMO. I have minor scoliosis in two places and I threw out my back getting out of bed one morning when I was like 34.

Aggravationstation ,

I’m 37 and about 6 months ago I woke up and my back and shoulder hurt like hell.

It got better when I moved around but it hurt a lot if I didn’t move my arm for a few minutes.

I tried median nerve flossing like in this video and it gradually got better www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLQWy_M9Lso

penquin ,

43 here. Still feel strong thanks to the gym. I’ve been lifting since I was 17. Longest I’ve ever stopped was about 2 years. I still lift heavy and don’t have any of that “older folks” back pain, and “it’s really hard to get up in the morning” and all that. I’m thankful for that. It’s never too late (if you don’t have a condition that prevents you) to become a gym goer.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I’m 57 and I bike 25 or 50 miles four days out of every five, and I work out at the gym every day. I had stretches when I was a decade or two younger where I did nothing but eat and smoke pot and I weighed forty to fifty pounds more than I do now; during those stretches I felt like I was 80 and hurt all over all the time. Sometimes older folks have severe injuries that prevent them from doing anything physical and the decay just adds up, but for a lot of people being sedentary creates the illusion that aging is unstoppable. Of course it is unstoppable ultimately, but you can sure as fuck do a lot to slow it down.

penquin ,

Good for you and thank you for sharing. My dad always told me “I’d rather die walking”. Dude is right. He’s in his mid 70s and is still pulling like he’s 20 years younger. I want to be that guy. Not guaranteed of course, but it’s my goal.

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

I’d rather die running, but I recently had to quit because of arthritis in my knee. So I guess I’ll just have to die biking.

someguy3 ,

Just change it up, don’t always work out in the sagittal plane

pete_the_cat ,

Do yoga, that’s what I started doing after the back issue mentioned above and it has definitely helped.

eran_morad ,

It really hit me in my early 40s. When i noticed my hair thinning.

AngryCommieKender ,

I’m 43 and the thinning hair the only real indication so far. I stretch, and lift weights so that I can stay fit enough to surf, and I ride my Ebike everywhere that I can. As long as you stay active, you don’t really feel it till your 70s or 80s. Eat your veggies kids. You can’t outrun your diet.

TheBrideWoreCrimson ,

My hair-thinning had gotten really bad, plus a wealth of other health issues. It was only when I realized that I had been taking high-dosed tranquilizers every day, starting in the morning, that I could admit to myself that I had a stress problem. On top of my objectively ridiculous workload, I started interviewing, and it took a long, very painful year to find a new job that was better in every way. And wouldn’t you know, within a year, my hair grew back so thick that I could hardly run a comb through it even when it was short and wet. It took a few more years for most of my other, stress-related issues to abate, though.
And to counteract some of the negativity in this thread, some people positively don’t seem to age, especially those regularly working out. I’ve known men and women that looked exactly the same over 20, even 30 years.
TLDR: Work out for fun, and don’t ever get salaried.

wizardbeard ,

Salary is fine. Just don’t ever work more hours than they pay you for. Lack of manpower is your manager’s problem, not your golden opportunity to subsidize the company payroll budget at the cost of your health and sanity.

datavoid ,

I have had constant physical pain since my 20s, and had to to accept being bald before I turned 30.

Speed running life, basically.

leisesprecher ,

I’m only in my 30s, but it was quite a wake up call, when I noticed my body simply started “failing” in small ways. Knee injury wasn’t just a week of “taking it slow”, but months, and it’s still not really good. If you go to the doctor, you’ll suddenly get diagnoses like “yeah, that’s how it’ll stay now”.

The really disturbing thing though is seeing your friends age. That dude who got all the girls in school now has more trenches on his face than Verdun, the super good looking girl now is a woman and becomes a pudgier each year, hair gets gray, skin gets loose. You don’t notice that on yourself so much.

And on a social note: the world is shrinking. Those kitchen parties with 30 people you barely know, but met a bunch of new friends are gone. Most of the people you knew in school or university are gone. You try to keep in touch, but that’s hard after years of separation. Those who are still close have barely any time left and just hanging out for no reason this evening is no more.

Having a full time job, family and friends simply doesn’t work. And that sucks.

SubArcticTundra ,
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Are you saying I should try to make the most of Uni life? (Or potentially get myself one if I’m locked at home)

blind3rdeye ,

You don’t really have to do anything special to make the most of life. Different people like different things; and whatever you choose to do is likely to be valuable to you. Just be mindful that that you don’t sleep-walk through it all. Make the most of it by being conscious of it.

jballs ,
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I was trying to explain this to my kids - about the mental aging part. Mentally, I don’t feel any different than I did 25 years ago. I don’t even know what mentally aging would feel like, other than dementia or something like you mentioned.

SubArcticTundra ,
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What are the best ways to enjoy it would you say?

can ,

Make lots of sweet love

SubArcticTundra , (edited )
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Ah, just what I was expecting

Dkarma ,

Tons of sex

atomicorange ,

The older you get, the harder it becomes to find time with your friends. Go out and do active things with them, go camping, spend all night driving around or playing pool and talking about life. That stuff will fade way before your physical fitness.

Xanis ,

I was blessed with a strong body. Even as I age my reflexes are still there. My whole body coordination still exists. I am still strong, physically adaptable, and can lose weight easily. Any physical activity is not yet out of reach I’ve found. However…

My metabolism has slowed.

Injuries heal slower.

I have some pains I didn’t have before.

I do get tired more easily.

It catches us all in different ways. I’ve been luckier than most in some aspects, feel it I still do and it’ll only get worse.

VelvetStorm ,

I’m 38 and I often forget that I’m not in my early 20s.

NormalPerson ,

My knees won’t let me forget.

Donebrach ,
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not to shit on you or anything, but I think this is also probably a result of modern sedentary lifestyle. (I am currently in my mid thirties and feel physically broken). just a PSA to everyone—continue to just do physical activity so you can physically perform activities.

Obi ,
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Mid-thirties here, 6 months ago I started taking my diet seriously and 3 months ago I started with regular exercise and weight lifting. I’ve lost over 30kg, back to a healthy weight, and starting to see muscle definition. More importantly than the visual changes, I feel a lot better, better than I did at pretty much any age. I wish I started sooner with this but I’m confident if I keep it up it will have a major, major impact on my quality of life as I grow older.

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