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Maven , to lemmyshitpost in My friend JD Vance has never cuddled a couch.
radivojevic , to cat in Mocha is a very expressive cat

Those ears need kisses.

Iheartcheese , to cat in Mocha is a very expressive cat
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

He just totally remembered some cringy shit from high school

dactylotheca , to cat in Mocha is a very expressive cat
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EmperorHenry , to memes in Foul Bachelor Frog
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

flashlight, lemmy world?

Why even bother with the lights integrated into your house when your pocket-sized flashlights are so much more fun

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

Get something with Anduril 2 firmware: Shit is wild!

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I have several lights with Anduril 2 and one with Anduril 1. I don’t care for them.

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

To each their own I guess, I love it for the crazy amount of things it can do. Steep learning curve though.

Agent641 , (edited )

Flashlights need to be held and pointed. The truly lazy would use a headlamp

EmperorHenry ,
@EmperorHenry@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

I don’t like headlamps, they break too easily when my backpack bumps into things

FartsWithAnAccent ,
@FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io avatar

My favorite EDC flashlight is a headlamp and a pocket flashlight (Zebralight 51)

archonet , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome

TWO TRUCKS

HAVING SEX

programmer_belch ,
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MY MUSCLES

MY MUSCLES

INVOLUNTARILY FLEX

tjsauce ,

TWO PICKUP TRUCK MAKING LOVE

takeda , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

Yeah, this is crazy, if you already went through other stages, they should find the time for you.

I’m wondering, perhaps we need a site tracking all those companies that post job openings without actually looking for employees. So we don’t have to waste our time on them, wanna they might also get some consequences from this practice when they actually need new talent.

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez
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That’s one of the things I like about the movie Three Kings. They make no excuse about who invaded who and who was ripping off who.

wesker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

I think sovcits may enjoy using acronyms more than software engineers do.

Entropywins ,

It pretty fucking close…

tyler ,

What software engineer enjoys acronyms? It’s all the business people that use them for literally everything.

magnetosphere , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.
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That’s cold.

Furbag , to lemmyshitpost in The politics are better where it is wetter

Vote Isopod! They will consume the detritus of America and return nutrients to it’s soils!

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t being a brat a bdsm fetish thing

Lost_My_Mind ,

I thought it was a line of dolls in the early 2000s

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Subs are “brats” to their masters in order to be “punished”.

shneancy ,

not everyone likes bratting or being bratted to! make sure your partner enjoy it before engaging in it

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
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My partner is 100% a brat.

shneancy ,

bet you’re having lots of fun :3 i just meant in general, there’s lots of brats out there that assume every dom likes brat taming while for quite a few it’s a turn off

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that makes sense.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

I thought it was a tube of meat

lone_faerie ,

There’s a difference between being a brat and being brat

Draegur , to memes in Stay alert.

I think he should be saying “Hmm, no…?” Because “oh” is an interjection of surprise but “Hmm” is a murmur of premeditation. Also, the vibe of a hesitant question contrasts the excitement and assertive certainly of an exclamation point.

umbraroze , to lemmyshitpost in Damn it Salmo

Salmo has two AI packages commanding him to take five loaves of bread to the Two Sisters Lodge at 10am and to the West Weald Inn at midday, but the packages never execute as he has no bread in his inventory and the packages are of “escort” type, meaning he doesn’t actively seek any out. It’s possible this bug was introduced to avoid another, more serious one: if bread is given to Salmo using the console or CS, he will walk to one of the inns as commanded, take a bite of bread, and the game will crash. (UESP)

Right, this is classic Bethesda stuff right here.

leisesprecher ,

This is what’s happening in highly complex software over time. Every larger system has corners like this.

I’ve worked on a system that required that you send invalid XML, because some bloke 10 years ago didn’t know what he’s doing and hardcoded a certain structure.

Easy fix, but our clients relied in the old behavior, and nobody bothered fixing it.

Prunebutt ,

and nobody bothered fixing it.

As they said: “Classic Bethesda behavior”

Kolanaki ,
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The real solution is to make Salmo not have a need to eat.

_stranger_ ,

Bethesda implemented a train in fallout 3 as a person wearing a train for a hat.

I don’t think they’re capable of solving things in normal straightforward ways.

FiniteBanjo ,

TBF the train worked really well and they managed to avoid programming vehicles from scratch.

roguetrick ,

And the terrain that train is passing? Also a hat. The skybox the terrain is floating in? You guessed it. It’s hats all the way down.

Engineer Train Hat

BreadOven ,

Always has been.

PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

Fuggin’ pointers

JackbyDev ,

I can only imagine what horrors of a more serious bug this hides.

PP_BOY_ , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

You need one (1) razor and that’s a Wolfman WR1 with Perma-Sharp Super blades. Everything else is cope

EtherWhack ,
@EtherWhack@lemmy.world avatar

I prefer my Rockwell SS 6S with sharks

ProIsh ,

I prefer my sharks with lazer beams

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

All we have are sea bass.

KnightontheSun ,

Ill-tempered?

popekingjoe ,
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Oh yes very!

PP_BOY_ ,
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Sharks are good too but I can’t find them local anymore and I’ll be fucked to put a whole online order for a pack of blades

CoffeeJunkie ,

Nah it’s great, just eBay search for Shark double edge razor blades. There’s plenty for everyone!

ruckblack ,

That’s what I use too, with feathers

minibyte ,

I’m running an old Gillette with Super Max Platinum blades – they work well enough. I got a 500 pack on ebay for $20 so I guess I’m set for life.

Hikermick ,

I’ve been looking to eliminate disposable plastic razors but yikes those prices are steep! Are they permanently sharp or something? There is zero info on their website unless I’m missing something

CaptDust ,

It’s a fancy handle (admittedly, very fancy) for safety razor blades or double edge blades. The blades themselves are generic/interchangeable and a lot cheaper.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

It was mainly a joke. Just thinking of the most expensive, esoteric, unattainable maker I could think of from back in my r/wetshaving days. Safety razors are the best way to shave, but just about anything will do great

toomanypancakes ,
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For what it’s worth I’ve used the same merkur safety razor for around a decade with feather blades I only had to replace every several weeks when I had a coarse beard. I use the same on my legs now and it still works amazing. Best shave I’ve ever had, since my beard was too cowlicked to use a straight razor. They’re easy to use, give a closer shave than cartridge razors, and they’re way less irritating. You totally don’t have to spend $300 if you don’t want to.

Hikermick ,

Thank you

Mnem667 ,

Lol. I’ll stick with my Gillette Tech and Astra Stainless. Thanks for the thought though.

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