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andrew_bidlaw , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I’d shit bricks if I ever see it on the road, in a mirror.

xx3rawr ,

shit bricks

Oh fuck, that phrase brought me back to the late 2000s

andrew_bidlaw ,
@andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works avatar

I hope your ass has recovered since then. Thoughts and prayers 🙏🙏🙏

notthebees , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

If you looked up ribbed dildo, you’d find some similar looking stuff to those. So idk what you’re seeing.

roguetrick , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

King Gillette was woke as fuck.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_C._Gillette#Personal…

xx3rawr ,

Didn’t even build me up for it. Right at the first sentence.

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Now that’s an American.

Too bad the modern company probably isn’t lead with his principles.

EddoWagt ,

everyone in the US should live in a giant city called Metropolis powered by Niagara Falls

What

roguetrick ,

Made outta porcelain (with ceramics at the time being essentially as magical as plastics 75 years later) and with total equality between the sexes.

Agent641 ,

“Everyone shall live in the megacity!”

“Even you?”

“No, I shall live in a fuckoff huge mansion on 4000 acres.”

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Yes? Do you expect Superman to cover the entire country? Do you know how much land that is?

baatliwala ,

The best a man can get

p5yk0t1km1r4ge , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t being a brat a bdsm fetish thing

Lost_My_Mind ,

I thought it was a line of dolls in the early 2000s

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Subs are “brats” to their masters in order to be “punished”.

shneancy ,

not everyone likes bratting or being bratted to! make sure your partner enjoy it before engaging in it

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

My partner is 100% a brat.

shneancy ,

bet you’re having lots of fun :3 i just meant in general, there’s lots of brats out there that assume every dom likes brat taming while for quite a few it’s a turn off

p5yk0t1km1r4ge ,
@p5yk0t1km1r4ge@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah, that makes sense.

SkybreakerEngineer ,

I thought it was a tube of meat

lone_faerie ,

There’s a difference between being a brat and being brat

HootinNHollerin , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome

Twisted Murphy

Icalasari , to insanepeoplefacebook in Do you see it too?

Yes. Ice cream and styrofoam can also both look like white balls, but I ain't eating the styrofoam or packing fragiles with scoops of vanilla

Ioughttamow , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

Why didn’t the Romans use American auxiliaries? Are they stupid?

Deconceptualist , to lemmyshitpost in Shiny and chrome

Isn’t this just Skibdi Toilet?

Iloveyurianime ,

its skill bee dee without the toilet

Annoyed_Crabby ,

No it’s Murphy’s Law

lessthanluigi , to greentext in Anon gets confused

You have finally put on the They Live! shades, and have now seen how shit the food is. Now that you know it sucks, you are now a free man, anon!

vulgarcynic ,
@vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works avatar

Anytime I travel out of the States the food is (almost) always better. Even the worst meals in Europe are generally better quality wise than here.

I try to maintain a healthier diet when I return but, man is it difficult when everything seems to be processed.

lessthanluigi ,

Funny, I just came back from Croatia, and I would also agree. The EU has better food regulations than America as well.

vulgarcynic ,
@vulgarcynic@sh.itjust.works avatar

It’s crazy what we allow. Especially considering how abysmal the health care is.

When you see the factors, our inevitable crisis’s are less shocking but just as painful.

I can’t wait to experience the food in Croatia! Any local specialities / dishes you found that were definite need to tries?

HootinNHollerin , to noncredibledefense in GO, GO, GO! THE LEGATE WANTS SANDALS ON THE GROUND BY 0600!

DEFCON 3 BC

CarbonatedPastaSauce , to greentext in Anon gets confused

Welcome to getting old, it just keeps getting worse then you die.

Isoprenoid ,

eats crap food for years

starts to feel crap

“Must be getting old.”

CarbonatedPastaSauce ,

That’s not it at all. But you’ll see.

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

This is from 4Chan, so the guy who wrote it is probably like 22. If you eat nothing but garbage you’re going to feel like garbage no matter how old you are. I’m middle aged and sure it affects me more now than when I was younger, but the post has nothing to do with getting old.

Pregnenolone ,

22

echodot ,

Well according to every 113-year-old they’ve ever interviewed the secret to life is smoke 80 packs a day. So you never know perhaps junk food really is the elixir of life

intensely_human , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

Yes. Their ad campaign is a joke. Literally.

Ilovethebomb ,

It’s amazing how so many people here are completely oblivious to sarcasm.

Their website lays it on even thicker.

cypherpunks ,
@cypherpunks@lemmy.ml avatar

It’s amazing how so many people here are completely oblivious to sarcasm.

from this commercial, apparently it’s a joke but also a real product from Daily Wire 😬

Ilovethebomb ,

Yup. It’s a real product, but the point is to take the piss.

intensely_human ,

The product is real, and the ad campaign is a joke.

postmateDumbass , to lemmyshitpost in Oh jeez

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/262993bf-f8b9-4464-b71c-f41e0cb32e6a.jpeg

Entropywins , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sounds legit, sovcit.

Some of these comments make me want to endorse a sovcits face with my fist

saltesc , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to know what to do next.

What needs to happen is they need to stop utilising the property owned, run, and regulated by the state if they don’t want the state seeking financial compensation and damages off them for illegally coming onto their property and using it without permission.

They’re lucky, if this was someone else’s property, they could get shot. Fortunately the state is very open with its property and allowing others to use it, however they obviously have some guidelines in place to respect.

Perhaps a car isn’t for this sovcit if they don’t want to use the state’s roads and don’t have their own to use either.

the_crotch ,

Adding to this, under normal (non-sovcit) law, you don’t need a license to drive. You need a license to drive on public roads. You can drive all you want on private property and no one except the property owner can say anything about it.

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