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Hugh_Jeggs , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP

Can we have one single fuckin community free from the childish shitslinging of US politics FFS

GladiusB ,
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I mean sure. But this is shit post. There aren’t many boundaries for shit posting.

Donebrach ,
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No.

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  • Hugh_Jeggs ,

    Are you genuinely comparing people’s families dying to a bunch of bickering infants?

    Fuckin hell mate

    OneWomanCreamTeam ,

    The Ukraine comparison was a little gross. But, the US is staring down the barrel of an out right, hitler-worshiping, fascist regime. Lives and rights have already been lost, and I for one don’t want to be here when they start putting people in camps.

    Definitely not the same as having Russia invade your country and murder your family, but don’t act like a lot of lives (in and outside of the US) aren’t hanging in the balance here.

    thorbot ,

    Go gatekeep a community that cares. This is shitpost. All shit is posted in the land of shitpost.

    T00l_shed , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    Please tell me this is satire.

    ceenote ,

    Not only is it not, its not even the only product marketed this way. Off the top of my head I’ve heard of anti woke coffee, beer, phones, foods… I don’t remember what any of them are called because that’s not a good use of brain space.

    Gullible ,

    What’s woke coffee? Every coffee joint I can think of, diners and artisanal shops excluded, are the union bustingest, republican donatingest, fair weather friends in the world.

    LucasWaffyWaf ,

    Black Rifle coffee, I’m assuming. The American coffee with guns on the cans.

    blindbunny ,

    Kyle rittenhouse’s coffee of choice!

    Asidonhopo ,

    I actually bought a bag of their beans after they publically distanced themselves from him. It wasn’t bad I guess, nothing spectacular. Although I’m giving up coffee slowly, probably wont buy another bag.

    T00l_shed ,

    Caffienated coffee should be woke 😂

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Starbucks goes pretty left. Shops generally speaking idk i think you’re right…now the roasters, the bean brokers, the plantations…I’ve seen bits of left ideology here & there. The main thing I care about is: can you make a good bean? Does it taste good? There was one bean out of Africa, had all this FairTrade feel-good stuff behind it. Tasted a cup of the brew & I’m like…pack it up, boys. This isn’t even good coffee. ¯(°_o)/¯

    Gullible ,

    Starbucks is the poster boy for saying one thing and doing another. Their marketing and damage control cost less than accepting employee demands.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Oh idk about all of that. I don’t go to Char bucks unless I have to. I do know this: holy shit they have some good benefits for their employees. I think they pay well for schooling, and I know for a fact a young man quit his job at a lumberyard to become a Starbucks barista. Why? Among other things, to get good healthcare for his entire fucking family. By being a Starbucks barista!

    …it doesn’t really make sense to me, either, but he did what he had to do & seemed generally happy with the arrangement.

    T00l_shed ,

    I knew it wasn’t. But I was holding out for the tiniest sliver of hope.

    usualsuspect191 ,

    anti woke coffee

    Decaf?

    MonkderVierte ,

    Extra slave labor.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    Buh dum tssss

    niktemadur ,

    anti-woke coffee made by A.I. on the blockchain

    kryptonianCodeMonkey ,

    I’m gonna make some tooth brushes in two marginally different styles and sell one in rainbow and various LGBT flag patterns for the left and sell the other in camo, thin blue line flag and gun metal grey patterns for the right. Market the hell out of both of them based solely on being ideologically polarized to those each side hates. Milk everyone on both sides of their cash. And when they finally inevitably find out that they’re both produced by the same company, I’ll gamify it, posting weekly sales totals for each line and promising 20% of the profits at the end of the year get donated the a non-profit supported by the winning side. Let them fight each other by paying me. Also, no matter how overwhelming one side was actually winning, my posts would always indicate that it is a really close race, so that if just a few more people bought them, it might make a big difference.

    That’s all bullshit, I’d never do that because I’m not evil. But dozens of Libertarian sociopaths are taking notes right now.

    brbposting ,

    LOL monster

    profitable monster… the most cunning ones are

    Cryophilia ,

    I’d never do that because it sounds like a lot of work and you’d probably just get bought out or run out of business by Colgate or the other big companies.

    Facebones ,

    So, what happened is Harry’s Razors used to run ads on the Daily Wire, then pulled them because… They’re the daily wire, basically. The guy who owns the daily wire took it personally and launched Jeremy’s razors to stick it to em.

    Ilovethebomb ,

    It’s definitely satire, have a look at their ads. It’s just a giant pisstake.

    thorbot , to cat in Mocha is a very expressive cat

    Master has given Dobby a sock!

    Dobby is unsure how to feel about it.

    rubikcuber , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't understand.
    @rubikcuber@feddit.uk avatar

    These people always seem to be one step away from realizing that it’s all baloney. Of course, they’ll never take that final step.

    ryan213 , to lemmyshitpost in Brat summer is dead RIP
    @ryan213@lemmy.ca avatar

    Can someone fill me in on this? And that couch fucking one??

    A_Very_Big_Fan ,

    Same. On both counts.

    phdepressed ,

    Some singer called Charli released an album called Brat. And some fans decided it was “Brat girl summer”. Charli subsequently tweeted that Kamala is brat after her candidacy was announced and doing well. Harris’ campaign team changed her banner on Twitter/fb to the same green color as the album for a time after the tweet. Fuck if I know why anyone cared about this.

    Someone faked an excerpt from JD Vances memoir “hillbilly elegy” stating that Vance had admitted to fucking a kleenex box between some couch cushions. For obvious reasons the internet decided that this was very memeable and ran with it.

    DrCake ,

    I now have more questions

    rbesfe ,

    The couch fucking really exploded when the AP put out a fact check saying he “didn’t have sex with a couch”, but then retracted it because they can’t definitively say that he has never, in private, had sex with a couch

    DocMcStuffin ,
    @DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world avatar

    Someone spread the rumor that JD Vance admitted to having coitus with a couch, and the rest was memes.

    LEDZeppelin , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

    “Nobody wants to work anymore”

    betterdeadthanreddit ,

    “Nobody wants to parkour their way through our application obstacle course for (a chance at) a probationary position with shit pay and no benefits that we can yank away at any time because we don’t like the color of tie they wore during our mandatory unpaid off-hours team building event.”

    Banichan , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.
    @Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

    I don’t understand this meme. This mini game was probably the only easy part of my childhood.

    Schmeckinger ,

    It’s complete RNG.

    Banichan ,
    @Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

    My teenage reflexes didn’t care 😂

    Schmeckinger ,

    The first slice is skill based. The second has a chance to pick a adjacent one and the 3rd is basically random.

    Banichan ,
    @Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

    Absolutely not 😂

    Verat ,
    Banichan ,
    @Banichan@dormi.zone avatar

    The proof is in my experience. Now kindly slot off.

    Ghostalmedia ,
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    Nah. It was totally time-able. I nailed this almost every time.

    thermal_shock ,

    no shit, I won 90% of the time, just click click click, there was a timing trick to win everytime, was not rng.

    JackbyDev , to linuxmemes in -----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MEME-----

    Just noticed the pepper stamp lol.

    lurch , to mildlyinfuriating in Applied for a job and was asked to do a live interview. But all I get is this.

    I suggest you automate refreshing and once you got yours, start auctioning them to other applicants 😆

    Cadeillac ,
    @Cadeillac@lemmy.world avatar

    I second this

    todd_bonzalez , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost
    BoxOfFeet , to greentext in Anon hates chasers

    A fresh one! Nice. I still haven’t watched Styropyro’s tornado vid yet.

    FlyingSquid , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit doesn't understand.
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I really think they should let this person appeal. For the sake of comedy.

    Obviously release the transcript.

    some_guy ,

    Broadcast it live. I love comedy.

    FlyingSquid ,
    @FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

    I’d accept an animated re-creation.

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vN_PEmeKb0

    Magister , to lemmyshitpost in All junk
    @Magister@lemmy.world avatar

    Only stuff I like in some thrift store is power supply/adapter. Say I need for a project or to replace faulty one, a 8.4V 300mA wallwart? a 15VAC one? etc, just go in the bin at the thrift store, some are 1$ or 2$ It’s dull I know.

    adksilence , to lemmyshitpost in Real Facebook ad that doubles as a god-tier shitpost

    Interesting that they target “manly, conservative men”… yet they look like they’re made of the saem cheap, shitty plastic most other disposable/cartridge razors use. And look at the ergonomic design… dont want their manly wittle hands cramping.

    Politics aside, fuck cartridge razors and fuck products designed to generate trash.

    CoffeeJunkie ,

    The razors are actually pretty good. They’re solidly on-par with comparable brands. All designs should be ergonomic, human friendly.

    I generally agree, I love me a good DE safety razor. 👍🏻

    masterofn001 ,

    Real men don’t need safety.

    Real men use rusty discarded straight-razor blades.

    Ghostalmedia , to lemmyshitpost in This explains much.
    @Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world avatar

    TIL there are people that never learned the timing trick with this game.

    PenisDuckCuck9001 ,

    There’s a trick? I thought it was just straight up rigged like casino games.

    theneverfox ,
    @theneverfox@pawb.social avatar

    Nope, apparently you can get screwed by RNG, but you were in control. I don’t remember it being particularly hard either

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