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ThrowawayPermanente , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

What a dumbass, he actually needs it signed by Pepe.

jj4211 , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

Nothing much, just getting far fewer client emails for some reason…

Elextra , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.

I always wonder where and how these crazy sovcits are after all this time. October 2023 is quite a long time ago. Like I wonder if they’re homeless, if they ever got back on their feet after everything they do fails.

phoenixz , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is sooooo close..

Fuxk it, I’m a citizen of the Roman Empire!

edgemaster72 ,
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Make the Roman Empire Exist Again!

azenyr , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

Having half of the world depend on a corporate proprietary single company is the stupidest thing ever. They will learn nothing with this, sadly

Thorry84 ,

While you are right, this outage has basically nothing to do with Windows or Microsoft. It’s a Crowdstrike issue.

Diplomjodler3 ,

It also has to do with software updates being performed without the user having any control over them.

Thorry84 ,

Agreed, but again these updates were done by the Crowdstrike software. Nothing to do with Microsoft or Windows.

In this case it was an update to the security component which is specifically designed to protect against exploits on the endpoint. You’d want your security system to be up to date to protect as much as possible against new exploits. So updating this every day is a normal thing. In a corporate environment you do not want you end users to be able to block or postpone security updates.

With Microsoft updates they get rolled out to different so called rings, which get bigger and bigger with each ring. This means every update is already in use by a smaller population, which reduces the chances of an update destroying the world like this greatly.

cron ,

I absolutely expect vendors to push out new patterns automatically and as fast as possible.

But in this case, a new system driver was rolled out. And when updating system software, I absolutely expect security vendors to use a staged rollout like everyone else.

Thorry84 ,

100% agreed, Crowdstrike fucked up with this one. I’m very interested to hear what went wrong. I assume they test their device drivers before deploying them to millions of customers, so something must have gone wrong between testing and deployment.

Something like this simply cannot happen and this will cost them customers. Your reputation is everything in the security business, you trust you security provider to protect your systems. If the trust is gone, they are gone.

thisbenzingring ,

One time years ago, Sophos provided an update the blocked every updater on the machine. Each computer had to be manually updated. They are still in business. My point is that this isnt the first and wont be the last time it happens.

Thorry84 ,

Yeah, I mean Microsoft can release something like Windows 11 and still be in business, so I don’t expect a lot will change. But if you had any stocks in Crowdstrike, RIP.

x1gma ,

I’m very interested to hear what went wrong.

We’ll probably never know. Given the impact of this fuck up, the most that crowdstrike will probably publish is a lawyer-corpo-talk how they did an oopsie doopsie, how complicated, unforseen, and absolutely unavoidable this issue has been, and how they are absolutely not responsible for it, but because they are such a great company and such good guys, they will implement measures that this absolutely, never ever again will happen.

If they admit any smallest wrongdoing whatsoever they will be piledrived by more lawyers than even they’d be able to handle. That’s a lot of CEO yachts in compensations if they will be held responsible.

Botzo ,

Best part? George Kurtz (crowdstrike CEO) won’t be available for handling the fallout. He’s busy racing this weekend.

Car in the entry list gt-world-challenge-america.com/…/virginia-interna…

thedarkfly ,

I disagree. That Crowdstrike crashes is one thing; the issue here is that Windows suffers such a widespread crash, whether it is because of Crowdstrike or for any reason.

CalcProgrammer1 , (edited )
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It’s not specific to Microsoft, but the general idea of letting proprietary software install whatever it wants whenever it wants directly into your kernel is a bad idea regardless. If the user had any control over this update process, organizations could do small scale testing themselves before unleashing the update on their entire userbase. If it were open source software, the code would be reviewed by many more eyes and tested independently by many more teams before release. The core issue is centralizing all trust on one organization, especially when that organization is a business and thus profit-driven above all else which could be an incentive to rush updates.

Empricorn ,

Yes, that would be the “corporate proprietary single company” they mentioned.

ChocoboRocket ,

Are you suggesting lower cost and some convenience in exchange for incomprehensible risk is somehow a bad deal?

nova_ad_vitum ,

Agreed on both counts. This happened because Microsoft made adoption easy. And this will be fixed within a day. None of the fundamentals have shifted. Even though it’s stupid, this isn’t going to fundamentally shake anything up.

ImplyingImplications ,

Reminds me of when Canada lost internet to 12 million of it’s 33 million people because one company messed up doing maintenance.

Damage ,

There will be no consequences for those who made this choice because going with the biggest suppliers is never wrong: they in theory have the highest reliability, and even if they don’t, then it’s not just your problem but everyone else’s too, can’t blame those responsible when the outage is akin to an “act of God”

drathvedro ,

It’s great to have alternatives. If it was all linux, and linux got hit, then it’d be the entire world in danger. Too bad M$ is just not good enough for it’s second most popular position.

jj4211 ,

Well, we got to see roughly something play out with the xz thing. In which case only redhat were going to be impacted because they were the only ones to patch ssh that way.

Most examples I can think of only end of affecting one slice or another of the Linux ecosystem. So a Linux based heterogenous market would likely be more diverse than this.

Of course, this was a relative nothing burger for companies that used windows but not crowdstrike. Including my own company. Well except a whole lot fewer emails from clients today compared to typical Fridays…

supertrucker , to memes in Has to be those frozen wind turbines and solar panels...

In terms of area, aren’t the size of the various American grids roughly the same size as the ones that comprise the individual countries in Europe?

SapphironZA , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

What amazes me is that so many big companies still use windows in critical core infrastructure.

Windows endpoints is one thing, but anyone using windows servers and MSSQL for mission critical application stacks need to be hit with the modernization hammer.

And then on top of that, they do not have a test rollout of any changes in a test environment, before rolling it out in the production stack.

Good luck to all the engineers in the trenches, having to fix the mistakes of their leadership.

jubilationtcornpone ,

There are many, many, many specialized enterprise applications out there that are windows only.

joewilliams007 ,
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not when it comes to server software. In that regard, linux is infront.

SapphironZA ,

Way too many. It’s not the 90’s or early 2000s anymore.

jj4211 ,

I’ve not used crowdstrike, but looks like a part of the pitch is “cloud managed”, which often implies that the vendor takes care of everything, including updates. Particularly since they market it as a security solution, they weld likely emphasize that they can update rapidly enough to keep up with security attacks that move very quickly because they don’t care about “risk”.

5redie8 , to memes in The likes the upvotes

You’re almost there lol

LEONHART , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Agrajag shall be avenged!

SomeGuy69 , to memes in The likes the upvotes
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Old meme

samus12345 ,
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Can’t be that old, Lemmy was even more minuscule until about a year ago.

AdrianTheFrog , (edited )
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there’s someone who uploaded this same meme before the reddit thing but instead of 2000 it said 20

edit: I was linked to the post a few months ago maybe but I can’t find it now

samus12345 ,
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Then it’s an update of a meme rather than a straight repost.

Waldowal , to funny in There's just something about it
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That’s one way to ensure you get shot by the police.

deadbeef79000 ,

The CCP police will at least torture you to confirm party loyalty before killing you rather than summarily executing you on the spot.

Coasting0942 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Wall Street: I don’t see the issue?

henfredemars ,

Maybe try stepping around the money pile?

Anticorp ,

The issue is that BK wasted money on a gift basket.

edgemaster72 ,
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Don’t worry, they’re gonna write it off on their taxes so it didn’t actually cost them anything

some_guy , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Y2K would have been CRTs. But it’s not like kids will know that.

cannedtuna OP ,

Hey we had flat screens back then, they just took up the whole floor space and it took 2 people to move those projection TVs

vaionko ,

Laptops also had LCDs. Just don’t move your mouse too fast or the screen can’t keep up and it’ll disappear

areyouevenreal ,

You’re thinking of passive matrix displays. Those were the cheaper option but active matrix screens did exist.

vaionko ,

They did, but you had to pay a pretty penny to have one of those

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Maybe even split-flap displays, or printed advertisements

apfelwoiSchoppen , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this
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Post drivers, and I hated using them to make fencing.

Agrivar ,

Huh. I spent years driving posts with a sledgehammer! When I discovered the existence of post drivers I was overjoyed and bought one immediately.

SchmidtGenetics ,

They even have handheld gas powered ones too now.

Linky

worldwidewave , to memes in Has to be those frozen wind turbines and solar panels...

Did they merge Belarus and Ukraine on this map? Also Poland’s out here trying to be American.

rockerface ,

Belarus was actually always Ukrainian territory, historically…

I mean, if that excuse works for russia, why not us?

Glitterbomb ,

Im still partial to the 1957 borders agreed upon in the board game RISK.

Shiggles ,

You can see a faint border - they’re just both gray, I assume for no data like Kaliningrad and Albania.

Cysioland ,
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Poland loves her coal

linkhidalgogato ,

Poland is actually trying to be Amerikkkam, they are obsessed. They even tried going for the extreme racism.

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