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smuuthbrane , to science_memes in The scientific method
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Corpse size has a lot to do with it. I wouldn’t swim in even a large pool with a dead human in it (knowingly), but one dead fish or rodent or dozens of dead tadpoles or bugs? Not an issue.

Heck, most household swimming pools have dozens of dead bodies in them, but they’re 99% insects.

pineapplelover ,

Now what if it’s a severed human head?

Zorsith ,
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Or a couple of severed toes or fingers?

Hupf ,

What about a clipped fingernail? There’s some kind of acceptability threshold here as well.

Speaking of which, what percentage of poo would be acceptable? Does it matter whether or not it’s family?

Zorsith ,
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How distantly related we talking here? Siblings/parents or cousins? We’re not the hapsburgs, no incestuous shit eating in this pool, no sirree.

Revan343 ,

Fingernails aren’t flesh; there’s no such thing as a dead fingernail because there’s no such thing as a live fingernail. It’s like shed hair floating in the pool; kinda gross, sure, but not dead body gross

Hupf ,

Let’s say intact, whole, but otherwise clean fingernails then.

CileTheSane ,
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Similar to corpses, it’s not the %, it’s the accessibility: “How quickly could I be touching a corpse / poo right now?”

smuuthbrane ,
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Hard no, leaking is gross.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

What if the head was laminated after it was severed?

smuuthbrane ,
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How exactly do you propose to laminate a severed head??

richard3030 ,

Dip it in molten plastic?

smuuthbrane ,
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That’s not “laminating”.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

I don’t know, I’m just the ideas guy.

peanuts4life ,
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The whole premise of this meme is a bit silly. If there was a corpse floating near the beach, I think most people might wait for the corpse to be removed, and perhaps even a reasonable cause of death to be determined, before entering the local area. The same is true for pools.

thefartographer ,

“Smithens, the corpse is growing near me again. Use the pool-skimmer to push it into the deep end”

smuuthbrane ,
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Ah, so corpse count AND proximity are both factors? Along with knowledge of the presence of said corpse?

oxideseven ,

And corpse size and species. The variables are piling up… This is gonna be a difficult study

CileTheSane ,
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This can be simplified to the individual’s understanding of how quickly they could be touching a corpse.

smuuthbrane ,
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Corpse size still plays a role. You wouldn’t want to touch a dead tadpole, but you may not even notice.

MonkderDritte ,

Ah no, a dead fish indicates that the water isn’t healthy. You should shy away from it.

HappycamperNZ ,

Like too much chlorine?

Bertuccio ,

Yeah, fish always make sure to leave the water before they die.

CileTheSane ,
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Fish tend to die by being eaten, a dead fish that nothing has eaten yet is a concern.

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

What about a dead baby?

smuuthbrane ,
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Dead babies don’t care how many bodies there are.

deus ,

Ah, the old Lemmy switcheroo!

I_Fart_Glitter , to cat in Darth Felineous, The Smol

How he get so smol…?

Rineloi OP ,

Through abilities some consider unnatural.

clot27 , to memes in The likes the upvotes
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the quality increases as the quantity decreases

uis , to memes in The likes the upvotes

My personal record is 1568 score on lemmy.world account

ArmoredThirteen , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Is this the Denver airport?

cannedtuna OP ,

Yeah

mipadaitu , to memes in Has to be those frozen wind turbines and solar panels...

The bigger the grid the bigger the impact of failure (which does happen) and the harder to get it back up.

You want a grid big enough to have some variety in use, generation, and weather, but not so big that one malfunction takes out everyone.

Aside from Texas, the US grid is just fine.

linkhidalgogato ,

What the fuck are u talking about? Do u even know what the map shows?

Zamundaaa ,

Quite the opposite, bigger grids are much more stable. When faults happen, tiny subsets of the grid get disconnected from the rest, it does not take the whole thing down at all…

CanadianCarl ,

The colors of the grids represent CO2 emissions

intensely_human , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

A car is parked at the far end of the street. Hidden by the shadow of an old elm, and a reflection of the blue sky on the windshield, an agent patiently writes out his notes:

8:15 am A leaves house on foot 8:17 am B arrives driving and parks car (license plate: GYX 455), walks away 8:40 am B arrives, enters house 9:20 am A arrives on foot, leaves in car

This is called a stakeout. A form of surveillance.

IT folks will also recognize this as analytics data. You can almost see the json: timestamp, event name, metadata

As analytics data gets tagged to individuals, it becomes targeted surveillance.

Regular analytics is like a surveillance camera: you just see each person in a snapshot, all in the same place. You’re seeing the story of the place. Like a 7-Eleven, tracking when its customers come to decide when to make the coffee.

But modern analytics is more and more all the events about a person or cluster of people. That’s a lot more like the FBI following Hemingway, keeping a log of all his activities to build a profile.

suction ,

IT folks will also recognize this as analytics data.

(・_・;)

cm0002 , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

The mistake was pushing it on Friday morning like a bunch of amateurs, they’re supposed to push it out scheduled on Friday at 5:03PM so you have enough time to get to your car and off the parking lot

flango ,

Exactly hahaaha!!

merc ,

AFAIK it was a Thursday night push for people in US mountain time / pacific time. But, that ends up being Friday early morning in Europe and Friday mid-day in Asia.

postnataldrip ,

Was about 3pm here /cries in Australian

We regularly get screwed over during business hours by things being pushed out overnight in the US/UK

chemicalwonka , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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  • Francisco ,

    Have you forgotten. ‘/s’ ?

    WhyFlip ,

    If done right, the sarcasm tag isn’t needed.

    SapphironZA , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

    What amazes me is that so many big companies still use windows in critical core infrastructure.

    Windows endpoints is one thing, but anyone using windows servers and MSSQL for mission critical application stacks need to be hit with the modernization hammer.

    And then on top of that, they do not have a test rollout of any changes in a test environment, before rolling it out in the production stack.

    Good luck to all the engineers in the trenches, having to fix the mistakes of their leadership.

    jubilationtcornpone ,

    There are many, many, many specialized enterprise applications out there that are windows only.

    joewilliams007 ,
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    not when it comes to server software. In that regard, linux is infront.

    SapphironZA ,

    Way too many. It’s not the 90’s or early 2000s anymore.

    jj4211 ,

    I’ve not used crowdstrike, but looks like a part of the pitch is “cloud managed”, which often implies that the vendor takes care of everything, including updates. Particularly since they market it as a security solution, they weld likely emphasize that they can update rapidly enough to keep up with security attacks that move very quickly because they don’t care about “risk”.

    LazerFX , to memes in The likes the upvotes

    Getting 1 star on GitHub

    unreachable , to programmer_humor in Big brain with Crowdstrike
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    OpenStars , to funny in There's just something about it
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    feedum_sneedson ,

    What, are they talking oven gloves? I have no idea what I’m looking at.

    OpenStars ,
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    Yes that is exactly what they are. 😬

    Demonmariner , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

    I’m just waiting for canned bread.

    klemptor ,
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    Aw, you just reminded me of something. My grandma used to wash out soup cans, then use them to bake small raisin breads. She would make several at once and you could freeze them. I don’t know where she got this idea but it was awesome always having these tiny raisin breads available :) especially if you don’t want to commit to a whole full-sized loaf!

    Ahardyfellow ,

    Stories like these are why I love the internet. Just a wholesome little memory, made me smile thanks for sharing :)

    I_Fart_Glitter ,
    LesserAbe ,

    Holy shit

    teft , to funny in There's just something about it
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    Not made or designed in America. This is a Mengshi M-Hero 917.

    alamy.com/mengshi-m-hero-917-electric-suv-from-do…

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