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sxan , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Republic of Cyprus is fed up with this sovcit.
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But what I understand the least is, in every one of these cases where they’ve obviously lost and are still on the line for whatever debt they were hoping to get canceled, they act as if they’ve won; complete with laughing-so-hard-I’m-crying emojis.

Crazy is crazy, but a letter saying literally, “we have no contract with you,” and “your debts are solely your’s” is being read as a win? Or are they just laughing because they think they wasted 8 months of some public servant’s life?

Ioughttamow , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

Had a few too many pangalactic gargleblasters?

FlickeringScreens , (edited ) to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

I love @Iinux (iinux) on twitter.

nexussapphire ,

It’s summer, I’ll warm myself by that garbage fire in the winter.

pelletbucket , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I always think this is a battering ram when I first look at it. all of our post drivers were orange, and angled at 90°, not 180

brbposting ,
pelletbucket ,

grond

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

I can really thrash it about, can’t I?

They look great, btw.

some_guy , to insanepeoplefacebook in The Republic of Cyprus is fed up with this sovcit.

What’s incredible is that they think each country has failed to setup a functional government with no loopholes*. Like, I could see maybe if there was one special case where someone discovered massive cheat codes in one country. But all of them?

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PythagreousTitties , to insanepeoplefacebook in I think this is the craziest sovcit so far because he wants the pope to sign whatever this is.

Letters to Santa are getting real out here.

spongeborgcubepants , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?

It’s because of the log function

prex ,

Very punny.

Aceticon ,

It’s was all clearly calculated.

hakunawazo ,

Yes, and it’s brown because of the tan function.

spongeborgcubepants ,

Yes, and it’s brown because cos of the tan function.

some_guy , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.

The styrofoam seems worse for the environment.

Marduk73 , to linuxmemes in Congratulations all.
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Lol

Ejh3k , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Shit. I just bought one.

JimVanDeventer , to memes in The likes the upvotes

As if everyone on Lemmy is going to vote 200 times.

seaweedsheep , to insanepeoplefacebook in Technology that was mystifying to the Vikings: the ship.

It’s going to blow their minds when they learn about the Volga trade route or the Varangian Guard or the Viking raids on Muslim Spain or…

Jozzo , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs
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Got hit with this in the middle of work. We only have one customer using CrowdStrike, and only staff PCs, no infrastructure. But this one is REAL bad, caused by turning your PC on, and cannot be patched - each affected PC needs to be manually fixed. Would not be surprised to see Linux usage go up after this.

Thorry84 ,

More likely people switch from Crowdstrike to another security/audit software provider. And not to put too fine a point on it, but Microsoft will probably sweep up a lot of fleeing Crowdstrike customers with their Sentinel products.

cron ,

This seems like a huge win for Microsoft

Thorry84 ,

They are suffering from fallout because of media outlets like the one linked in this post that point the finger at Microsoft and Windows, but I feel this isn’t really fair.

If the kernel module Crowdstrike uses for Linux systems had failed everybody would rightfully point the finger at them for screwing up. But it probably wouldn’t be news since their Linux solutions aren’t as widespread as their Windows solutions are.

If a Windows update would have caused this kind of thing, pointing the finger at Microsoft is justified. But Microsoft has many policies in place that prevent this kind of thing from happening. Their ring based rollout for Windows Updates pretty much exclude this kind of thing from happening.

veniasilente ,
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If the kernel module Crowdstrike uses for Linux systems

Who who conscientiously uses Linux would allow a kernel level module solution such as this into their systems?

Thorry84 ,

I think Crowdstrike has many many customers who use their Linux solutions, so you would have to ask them.

They provide corporate products, I don’t think corporations have anything even close to a conscience.

kata1yst ,

Honest question, since I’ve been seeing these sorts of anecdotes all over the Internet: why the fuck didn’t your IT group catch this with a simple patch management process?

greyfox ,

Updates for CrowdStike are pushed out automatically outside of any OS patching.

You can setup n-1/n-2 version policies to keep your production agent versions behind pre-prod, but other posts have mentioned that it got pushed out to all versions at once. Like a signature update vs an agent update that follows the policies.

kata1yst ,

Wow… That’s completely insane. Terrible approach for a software company. Thank you for explaining.

someguy3 , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

I know what it is but I don’t get the joke in the title.

brbposting ,

Is it a joke about _post_ing?

Ramming 💩posts down the community’s throat…(?)

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