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nimpnin , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

I just went sailing for a few days. On the small sailboat, we don’t have a fridge onboard. Stuff like this can be stored in room temperature, so I can definitely see the appeal for it.

Sibbo , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Also, half the team must be on summer vacation

MummifiedClient5000 , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

You may laugh now, but wait till the apocalypse and see how much you miss potato salad.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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You make a convincing case.

YoFrodo ,

I had a massive power outage that lasted a week. Canned anything is better than nothing

ShepherdPie ,

Why would you buy canned nothing in the first place? You know it’s going to be disappointing before you even open it.

intensely_human ,

Sometimes you just need a can

xuv ,

Sometimes you’re just not very hungry.

intensely_human ,

After the apocalypse I’m making potato salad from scratch no problem.

Deceptichum ,
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Welll I’m gonna make it from potatoes instead.

sxan , to funny in There's just something about it
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Missed opportunity to make the door opener a trigger.

YurkshireLad , to funny in There's just something about it

American designed, not necessarily American made.

Kecessa ,

It’s a Chinese SUV by Dongfeng

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-Hero_917

squigglycunt ,

woah i have a phobia of penises with teeth

cyborganism , to funny in There's just something about it

If this for real???

Kecessa ,

Dongfeng M-Hero 917

Guess where it’s not made

cyborganism ,

😂

some_guy , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Y2K would have been CRTs. But it’s not like kids will know that.

cannedtuna OP ,

Hey we had flat screens back then, they just took up the whole floor space and it took 2 people to move those projection TVs

vaionko ,

Laptops also had LCDs. Just don’t move your mouse too fast or the screen can’t keep up and it’ll disappear

areyouevenreal ,

You’re thinking of passive matrix displays. Those were the cheaper option but active matrix screens did exist.

vaionko ,

They did, but you had to pay a pretty penny to have one of those

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

Maybe even split-flap displays, or printed advertisements

Krafting , to memes in Has to be those frozen wind turbines and solar panels...
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So sad that they don’t have data for most of africa btw

Mwa , to aboringdystopia in What fresh hell is this?
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material you colors are pretty ugly

Is this even material you it looks like it

Eyck_of_denesle ,

Subjective

LowtierComputer ,

Stronk?

randint ,
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material you colors are pretty ugly

You can actually change this in your settings. You will absolutely be able to find something of your taste. Usually your phone generates a few combinations for you to choose from based on your wallpaper. I do agree that this particular combination in this screenshot is ugly however.

Mwa ,
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oh alr

wer2 , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

As someone stuck in DTW, I feel the pain.

TheBat ,
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Down to win?

T4V0 ,
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Bro do you even lingo? It’s obviously Down To Wedgie, that’s why he’s in pain

Viking_Hippie ,

You sure it’s not DownTon Wrappy?

halcyoncmdr ,
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No, no, no. It’s clearly a city since the photo is flight info boards. Clearly he means Dallas Tort Worth, it’s a little tiny place unlike its bigger brother DFW.

Thassodar ,

Surprised to hear someone mention Dallas Tort Worth ever since The Incident.

T4V0 ,
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Of course mate, and unlike its sibling, it Doesn’t Fuck Walruses

crazyminner , to linuxmemes in IT outage: banks, airlines and media hit by issues linked to Windows PCs

What does the issue do?

My first company I worked for used crowdstrike. Does it think the computer is infected and locking them down?

Barbarian ,
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They pushed a driver update. That update is broken and causes the bootup sequence to fail.

possiblylinux127 ,

Boot loop

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to memes in lets push updates on a Friday, surely nothing could go wrong

Should have used Linux!

ChaoticNeutralCzech , (edited )

The cause is a malfunction of the Crowdstrike monitoring solution, which employees use to spy at anything ever done on company hardware. They do have a Linux version and it has been reported to cause kernel panics (not sure if during this incident).

But yes, Windows on public information displays is dumb.
Infamous “Let’s finish setting up your PC” screen

Dudewitbow ,

it was because crowdstrike themselves notified that this specific instance did not affect their linux nor osx distributions of security, and was windows specific.

CalcProgrammer1 ,
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Should have not trusted a third party to install proprietary code into the kernel. It’s not a Windows issue directly, they have a Linux version too, but anything that allows third parties to put proprietary code into your kernel and automatically update it without your approval is untrustworthy.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Counterpoint: Windows bad.

CalcProgrammer1 ,
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I can’t disagree with you there.

Damage ,

They have a Linux version, but this happened only to the Windows one… Coincidence?!

qjkxbmwvz ,

Probably coincidence? It sounds (???) like this is a pretty simple fix on Windows.

The number of times I have borked my Linux machines so they wouldn’t boot is, well, greater than zero for sure. Any operating system can be bricked to the point of requiring manual intervention by software with elevated privileges.

Rentlar ,

The simple fix: turn it off and on up to 15 times

The simple fix 2: delete system32

CalcProgrammer1 ,
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Yes, coincidence.

pearsaltchocolatebar ,

It’s not like they haven’t caused Linux outages in the past.

ohmyiv , (edited )
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This in particular is a Crowdstrike issue. They suck as much as windows. Crowdstrike has had issues on Linux before:

Crowdstrike - freezing RockyLinux After 9.4 upgrade:: forums.rockylinux.org/t/…/14041

Kernel panic observed after booting 5.14.0-427.13.1.el9_4.x86_64 by falcon-sensor process:
access.redhat.com/solutions/7068083

Debian user experience: news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41005936

Another windows story: thestack.technology/crowdstrike-bug-maxes-out-100…

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in have you crimed today?
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fernlike3923 ,
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Picture source?

bruhduh ,
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Basedlida

fernlike3923 ,
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Thanks!

FooBarrington ,

So that’s why he doesn’t have a pistol in Eternal

MehBlah , to nostupidquestions in Yesterday in Kroger (a supermarket for you non-Americans) I saw a bunch of cans of potato salad. Why would someone buy canned potato salad?

This would go great with canned dumplings. Just kidding. Or am I?

FlyingSquid OP ,
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MummifiedClient5000 ,

That’s not Danish!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I don’t know what language it is, but obviously someone sells or sold cheeseburger in a can.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

It happens to be German.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Don’t blame me there, I studied French.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

J’accuse!

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Je suis désolée.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

… Baguette?

Obi ,
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Wizard_Pope ,
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Whichever dummy wrote that original post must have seen the .de and went “Hmmmm. That must be de for Denmark.”

MehBlah ,

They sell canned hot dogs in the UK. I want a can to put on a shelf in the kitchen.

RiikkaTheIcePrincess , to lemmyshitpost in pepper spray review
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I’m sure moving and one pepper spray cartridge cost about the same. I’ll not be looking this up.

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