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paysrenttobirds , to insanepeoplefacebook in I guess we should call it Old Zealand.

So ten years ago visiting I was told about this earlier race of redheaded people as archaeological theory based on incomplete evidence, but like something that was an active question. But now the story is very different and I guess the government has officially acknowledged that it was just a way to undermine the Maori treaties and reparations.

CaptSatelliteJack , to cat in Work well spent

Holy shit that cat is huge

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in Breaking News

That fox should watch itself on Lemmy.

nifty OP ,
@nifty@lemmy.world avatar

It’s full time watching the void, poor sucker

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Clippy is that pervert at the end of a Las Vegas bar just waiting to to be slimy.
Go away Clippy and take your AI wing man with you.

Alpha71 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Sadly, I won’t be eating there much anymore, as they have discontinued the 2 for 1 deal they used to have on whoppers. It was pretty much the only reason I went there anymore.

FlyingSquid OP ,
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I tried their Impossible Whopper once hoping it would entice me to go there, but it was so ridiculously salty that I never went back. Also, their fries have always sucked.

5redie8 ,

Yeah they’re hit or miss, but you gotta trust me when it’s good it’s GOOD. Those things are a godsend

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Looks like they’re over $6 today. Way too much for a hit-or-miss item. It sucks because I really want fast food places to offer more plant-based options. The Subway veggie patty used to be pretty good, but I haven’t had it in quite some time.

5redie8 ,

Ugh tell me about it, it’s like $12 for the combo. Don’t get it nearly as much as I used to.

That veggie patty is absolutely incredible but this is the first time I’ve ever seen anyone else mention it! No matter which subway I order it from it seems like there’s a 50/50 shot of them actually having it, I guess it’s not popular enough for anyone to notice :( Always gives me a post lunch crash for the ages tho hahaha

FlyingSquid OP ,
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Yeah, most people don’t know it exists and sometimes Subway employees get confused if you ask for it, but it’s surprisingly good for a veggie patty. Better than stuff like Morningstar Farms or Boca burgers.

RiQuY , to linuxmemes in What's going on y'all?

Not the official account, but still funny.

Zier , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
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What store is carrying these awesome Peanut Butter Steak Fillets? I cannot wait to break out the BBQ!

roguetrick , to cat in Work well spent

Hardwood (birch maybe?) 2x2s. Not because the cat’s weight requires it. It’s just deserves hardwood.

WhyFlip , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Looks like my fuck tube.

greencactus , to memes in Wha..?

That’s it, I want to cancel my subscription of humanity

Zier ,
@Zier@fedia.io avatar

Without a receipt we can't help you.

shneancy ,

does a birth certificate count?

EABOD25 ,

We only accept voter registration cards

Zier ,
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An actual cash register receipt is required.

Etterra , to cat in Work well spent

Who would make a bed like that. Seriously, the leg posts go underneath the cross beams, not adjacent to. That’s how the whole goddamn thing falls apart.

MindTraveller ,

Good thing he only made the cat’s bed then

EABOD25 , to memes in Wha..?

I can’t wear a bandage on my ear because I have a medical exception. I have trouble hearing with the bandage on. I’m prone to ear infections. And I’m not a sheep

tdgoodman ,

You will wear the ear diaper as a sign of compliance.

EABOD25 ,

Ok, but I’m going to wear it lose at the bottom of my ear lobe because I’m complying

dgmib ,

I feel genuinely bad for any democrat supporter with an ear injury right now.

BearOfaTime , to funny in New anti domestic violence slogan just dropped
Coasting0942 ,

Outdated studies

Drusas , to memes in Wha..?

Stupid doesn't equal funny.

callouscomic , to lemmyshitpost in Bet y'all are very familiar with this

Post if you want, but you’ll be digging yourself a hole.

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