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homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

They should have changed the choreography

homesweethomeMrL , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

And where are they now? The li’l poeple of STAHNENGE

And what would they post to us . . . if we were here . . . . tonight

AA5B , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

Farts. Notice that it’s shaped to someone’s butt. There was an old tradition to sit there and fart, and look at what it did!

cikano , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

They clearly both forgot their towels

tpihkal ,

You’re a towel.

cikano ,

I could only wish to be so useful

Forester ,
@Forester@yiffit.net avatar

Wana get high?

Nicoleism101 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

400k would be nice, I always wanted to pull off some crowdfunding scheme and buy a sports car

CileTheSane , (edited ) to science_memes in The scientific method
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

People will walk through a forest that definitely has many corpses in it. Humans will not walk through an alley that has 1 corpse in it.

Humans have a corpse: proximity ratio that they find acceptable.

Edit: typo

klemptor ,
@klemptor@startrek.website avatar

I’d call it a radius, not a ratio, but yep.

match ,
@match@pawb.social avatar

I’d also call it a corpse, not a course:

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

If you knew there was a dead person next door you might be a little uncomfortable, but could go about your day. If you knew there were 50 dead people next door you would need to get out of there.

The number is relevant, not just the proximity to the closest one.

dQw4w9WgXcQ ,

How does graveyards fit into the equation? You could knowingly be just a few meters away from rows of corpses, but not really care.

Does the dirt provide insulation?

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

People are often uncomfortable in graveyards and, for example, would not want to walk through one at night when they would be willing to walk through a field.

The dirt does provide a sort of insulation however, as people would be more willing to walk through a graveyard than through a house that had the same density of corpses in the basement. It’s the theoretical accessibility to the corpse that plays a factor here.

oo1 ,

Ah, so the corpse acceptability depends on the coefficient of corpse-permeability of the intermediate space as well as the distance.

Lead lined coffins are safer than wooden ones. This might also explain the thick metal doors you always see in morgues on tv.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

I think it would depend more on how easy it is to open the coffin. If the lead lined coffin has well maintained hinges that allow it to open with little effort, that’s less acceptable than a wooden coffin that is nailed shut.

Corpse acceptability is inversely proportional to corpse accessibility.

Waraugh ,

I’ve never felt any feeling about being at a cemetery. I performed hundreds of funeral services and it never came up with any of us doing them and we talked about so much shit being stuck together for over a year more or less with exception to a few rotations. I’m unreasonably curious how common/uncommon to feel uncomfortable in graveyards now.

fsxylo ,

I think the corpse acceptability must also account for whether the person expects a corpse to be present.

Donkter ,

Well you can’t walk down ol’ one-corpse alley and not expect a corpse there.

CileTheSane ,
@CileTheSane@lemmy.ca avatar

But if there’re two corpses there then HELL NO!

explodicle ,

Nobody panics when things go “according to plan.” Even if the plan is horrifying! If, tomorrow, I tell you that, like, you’ll walk through a graveyard, or a morgue, nobody panics, because it’s all “part of the plan”. But when I bring ONE corpse to a job interview, well then everyone loses their minds!

SkybreakerEngineer ,

Some humans will go to a Japanese forest for the express purpose of live streaming a corpse.

Chekhovs_Gun ,

Ugh I hate that guy

Snapz , to funny in There's just something about it

“No, it’s not.”

“No…no, it’s not… But you can imagine what it would be like if it was, right?”

protist , to insanepeoplefacebook in Assortment of batshit sovcit questions.

Dear “judge,”

“i” order you to drop my case.

Sincerely,

“i”

Thcdenton , to greentext in Anon notices

Straight man here. I love cats. But I hate litter boxes, and cats fuck shit up.

lseif ,

its okay. you can come out ;)

Thcdenton ,
lightnsfw ,

Same. Having a dog is too much like having a kid with how much attention they require. A cat even when it’s being “demanding” just wants to sit on you. You don’t have to take it for walks or go out and play in the yard. I love other people’s dogs but I don’t have time to have one of my own.

ChaoticNeutralCzech , to lemmyshitpost in You had your chance.

There is a “No” button? Not very on-brand for M$

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

You could always tell Clippy to go away. It would just slow down your computer a whole lot until it disappeared. So you could tell it no, but it would make you pay for it.

ChaoticNeutralCzech ,

The Microsoft of today is more like “Yes/Later”. Yes, the secret third option “No” remains but it requires a registry edit or something (or deleting Windows of course).

Toes ,

When you move your mouse cursor near it, it switches places with yes. (There was a old hilarious computer virus that did this)

ZombiFrancis , to science_memes in The scientific method

The salt water helps.

OceanSoap ,

There’s also a water-to-corpse ratio that helps.

Evil_Shrubbery , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

Am I understanding this right - is ‘the second part’ of the story actually the ‘first part of the story’ but zoomed in?

Rentlar ,

The first part of the story is “someone owns a Tesla”.

apfelwoiSchoppen , to insanepeoplefacebook in Man has theory.
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I have a theory that the theorist is very stupid.

grrgyle , (edited )

I have a theory peepee poopoo babababa like and subscribe for more hard hitting thrush juice from me the green juicester coming at you unfiltered and chunky juicy juicesome extra extra

E: Clearly my third tier satire is too brutally incisive for some 😏

chrisbit , to workreform in Never believe the hype.
@chrisbit@leminal.space avatar

It’s funny to me that the blue tick has gone from meaning ‘oh good, this is at least coming from a verified source’ to ‘this is almost certain to be alt right bullshit’.

uis ,

Alt right supports retirement? What’s next? Alt right supporting communism?

chrisbit ,
@chrisbit@leminal.space avatar

I was more getting at the headline being worded to imply the corporation is doing the ‘gifting’ here.

uis ,

Yeah, I get it. Couldn’t resist to make a joke.

Crowfiend ,

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  • uis ,

    Fuck you and fuck the image you purport of the American average.

    You are doing it better than me

    Snowpix ,
    @Snowpix@lemmy.ca avatar

    You need to take a few steps back and look inwards. You are wishing death on another human being. Not because they did anything particularly heinous, you just got upset at them. Is this something you regularly do, or are you just having a bad day? Either way, that’s not okay and you need to find a better outlet for your anger than wishing death upon random strangers on the internet.

    DirkMcCallahan , to linuxmemes in Never again

    Yes, this exactly! I still cannot fathom how Discord took off. It offers literally no advantages over forums, and introduces some massive disadvantages.

    voxelastronaut ,
    @voxelastronaut@lemmy.world avatar

    It took off because it was objectively the best catch-all communication option for gamers at the time. It’s still the best option for certain use cases like that, but I’ll never understand why people prefer it for projects, troubleshooting, updates, etc. It seems incredibly lazy and unserious to me. And the current Discord mobile layout is absolutely horrible, making for a totally miserable user experience.

    ILikeBoobies ,

    I hated back in 2015 when people were leaving other communication platforms for the lesser option of Discord

    Even today Discord still doesn’t have directional chat and you can’t be in multiple calls at once

    At least mods help mask all the other missing features

    Alexstarfire ,

    Discord didn’t, and still doesn’t, require a download. Easier for people to pick up and easier to use on locked down computers.

    MonkeMischief ,

    This. Whatever can be used on devices without admin rights, such as work or school devices, for “free”, will get picked up by normie worker drones and college students and minors in droves.

    It’s been pretty handy in a lot of ways, but yeah I do hate what it’s doing to indexable information and it’s only a matter of time before it goes for IPO and suddenly gets way worse seemingly overnight…

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