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Varyk , to lemmyshitpost in Skub
ChickenLadyLovesLife , to lemmyshitpost in Nancy back in the 80s was different than I remembered it...

This was a somewhat interesting read: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nancy_(comic_strip)

I had no idea Nancy had a last name (Ritz).

FlyingSquid OP ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

It does have an interesting history and Bushmiller was an interesting person. If it appeals to you, Zippy the Pinhead creator Bill Griffith did a graphic novel biography of Bushmiller last year. I liked it.

www.goodreads.com/book/show/98650852-three-rocks

ChickenLadyLovesLife ,

Thanks, I just ordered it.

TinklesMcPoo , to lemmyshitpost in poni

Coffin Flop on Corncob TV is pretty good, but Comcast is trying to remove it from their broadcast lineup. They keep saying, “There’s no way that many bodies are falling out of coffins.” Then they tell me, “And there’s no way a quarter of them are nude.”

They think I’m just some dumb hick. They said that to me. At a dinner.

Bosht ,

“I didn’t do fucking SHIT”

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

I DIDN’T RIG SHIT!

NevermindNoMind ,

Came here to say being high and watching “I think you should leave” is some of the hardest I’ve ever laughed. One of my favorites youtu.be/7xS9Y_mjTjc?si=sZcDJlrb_wMuBN-k

BarrelAgedBoredom ,

We’re allowed to show em nude cause they ain’t got no souls!

tourist OP ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I laughed extra hard at the scene because I vaguely remembered reading this comment

werefreeatlast , to lemmyshitpost in Happy International Blue Screen Day

Cyanotypists love international blue screen day!

Steve , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

How many people did he get sick because he refused to stay home when he should’ve?

I won’t encourage this kind of dedication

acockworkorange ,

Everybody loves Typhoid Mary.

Steamymoomilk ,

ITS APART OF THE FLAVOR MARRY!!

nadiaraven ,

How many people did burger king get sick because they refused to pay him to stay home when he should’ve

Ftfy

Steve ,

That’s possible too.

Zetta ,

He had paid time off, not a lot I’m sure even after 30 years the cap is probably low. Either way he still should have utilized those days while sick.

Catoblepas ,

Having paid time off on paper doesn’t mean you have it in practice, as anyone who’s worked food service can tell you. Blaming the guy who had to stay in a low wage job for decades for his kids’ health insurance instead of the corporation that fosters an environment where people are discouraged from or punished for calling out is missing the forest for the trees.

MonkRome , (edited )

I’ve gone 5 years in a row without getting sick. I met this electrician that claimed he didn’t get sick for the last 30 years. We don’t actually know how many times this dude was sick.

SpaceNoodle ,

Maybe he was Unbreakable

Nommer ,

This is usually how PTO in minimum wage jobs works. “Hey boss can I use a PTO day? I’m sick.” “Just find someone to cover your shift.” Of course nobody volunteers so you go in sick or get fired.

Anticorp ,

I don’t think Burger King offers PTO, unless you’re a full-time manager.

VirtualOdour ,

It depends which state, many have a legal requirement to give sickpay

Anticorp ,

That’s great!

Zetta ,

In my state you get paid sick days, it’s the law

Anticorp ,

That is a great law!

shrugs ,

As a european i think its fucking disgusting that sick days in america are substracted from vacation days. Don’t you deserve any vacation because you happen to be sick more often then someone else?

Here in germany, if I geht sick during a vacation, i’ll call work and get back all the vacation days that I happened to be sick, because everyone should use his vacation days to regenerate and relax, not to lie in bed being sick.

Omegamanthethird ,
@Omegamanthethird@lemmy.world avatar

Sometimes they are separate allotments. My work combined them at one point, which means they would get more vacation time than before as long as they don’t get sick.

Of course that’s still encouraging people to work while sick.

frickineh ,

One of my coworkers just retired and they said she’d never missed a day in 47 years and I had the same reaction. Like, sorry, unless she’s secretly immortal, no fucking way did she go her entire adult life without getting sick even once, so thanks for bringing all your germs in, I guess. Hope the single sentence in the employee newsletter most people don’t read was worth it.

Anticorp ,

I was with my wife for 12 years before I ever saw her get sick. She would go “I don’t feel good, I’m going to go lay down” and an hour later she’d be all better. She has a crazy good immune system. Granted 12 < 47.

Juvyn00b ,

I’ve taken several mental health days in my lifetime of work. I cannot imagine not having that as an option especially when you know you cannot mentally work.

thegreekgeek ,
@thegreekgeek@midwest.social avatar

Yeah this is a shit take.

IronKrill ,

He could also have had the weekend sickness. Happened a couple times with me now that I get sick Friday eve and am recovered 80-90% for Monday. Swear my body holds out on purpose so that I don’t get a day off.

thanks_shakey_snake , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

I am on board with this type of belligerent-but-not-destructive trolling. Do carry on.

hungryphrog , to lemmyshitpost in A story in two parts

“we buy scrap metal” would have been better

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA , to lemmyshitpost in It just does.
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

What you ain’t got tubs

TheReturnOfPEB , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

petrified butter sticks of the Nephilim.

WanderingVentra , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.

So are these all AI or what? Where are all these weird new ancient alien Facebook posts coming from? It’s such a strange new trend lol.

MummifiedClient5000 , to workreform in Never believe the hype.

Never missed a day in 27 years? So he either worked around food while sick or he’s Unbreakable.

Soulg ,

Guaranteed the former. Don’t blame him though, the system is designed to force that.

MummifiedClient5000 ,

I know. It must be hell working a low pay job in the US.

VirtualOdour ,

He should have used his available sick days, what’s the point of fighting for rights if no one uses them?

His foolish stoicism did nothing but benefit a corporation, endanger the public, and make it less acceptable for his colleges to take sickdays when required.

alcoholicorn ,

Mcdonalds doesn’t have paid sick leave.

Soulg ,

You think burger King gave him sick days? You must be fron Europe, bet its nice.

davidagain , to lemmyshitpost in I wonder if it will be friends with me?

At first I thought that was a blahaj and was confused.

radicalautonomy , to insanepeoplefacebook in No one knows who they were or what they were doing, but their legacy remains: hewn into the melted rock of Stonehenge.
@radicalautonomy@lemmy.world avatar

FUCK the napkin!

MrJameGumb , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit went to the bank.
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Let me make sure I follow what happened here… He got a bunch of paperwork he presumably needed to sign in several places? Instead of doing that he put a postage stamp (?) on top of the pile and “signed across” it?

Am I reading that correctly?

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

So it would seem. What that means in sovcit land I know not.

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

I’m still trying to wrap my head around this apparent notion that signing a stamp is supposed to have some official function lol I’m assuming it’s something he dreamt after a particularly large meal

DynoNoob ,

I found an article that explains the stamp thing. And it’s just as stupid as you’d expect it to be.

www.vox.com/2016/2/…/sovereign-citizens-movement

MrJameGumb ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

That made my head hurt 😵

barsquid ,

According to the FBI, which considers this a domestic terrorist movement,

Ahahahahaha

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

It is though. They are violent sometimes.

Sparky ,
@Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone avatar

A 2014 survey asked US law enforcement officials to rank terrorist threats to the United States. They ranked sovereign citizens as the highest threat — with Islamic extremists coming in second.

Jeez

I can’t imagine a country that ranks it’s own citizens as the highest terrorist threat

MapleEngineer ,
@MapleEngineer@lemmy.world avatar

I think he signed, “The authorized representative of [name].” as opposed to just his name.

HauntedCupcake , (edited ) to greentext in Anon notices

The correct answer is lizard. No musk, no fur, no allergens. Just needs an appropriate vivarium and a light bulb. If you design it right, you only need to spot clean once a week for what the woodlice don’t take care of. Feed him once or twice a week, you can leave him alone for literal days at a time. Costs less than £20 a month in food and electricity. Landlords love them, no chance of the tank bursting and water going everywhere. Literally safer than a fish.

Best pet for the modern poor and disenfranchised citizen

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