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Sam_Bass , to funny in How could this be?!

Took the mask off too

sabreW4K3 , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@sabreW4K3@lazysoci.al avatar

5000 pages, including e-commerce integration and bespoke search. £500!

Kalkaline ,
@Kalkaline@leminal.space avatar

I don’t know some of those words, probably ought to say it’s 600 dollary-doos

Slovene ,

There isn’t that much money in the universe.

clark , to technology in New youtube layout?
@clark@midwest.social avatar

Idk why I find im a albatroz so funny

SuckMyWang , to programmerhumor in crowdStrikeIsAVerbNow

So why is this considered a crowdstrike issue and not a Microsoft fuckup?

Tartas1995 ,

Basically, crowdstrike wrote bad code that run as a driver, windows doesn’t like bad code in their drivers. Kernel level code is generally expected to run properly. crowdstrike’s kernel level code was really bad. Embarrassingly bad.

If the host creates a playlist and everyone can add their favorite song to the playlist, the host won’t be blamed if you add “erika”. People rightfully think you are an ignorant weirdo or a bad person, not the host.

InfiniteFlow ,
@InfiniteFlow@lemmy.world avatar

OTOH, if you build a playlist manager for playlists everyone can add to, you make sure nothing anyone adds will break it…

Eheran ,

Except that the playlists are super complex and there is no way to make sure. Like building an engine and having to make sure that no 3rd party accessory will break it. Like the parented “sand injector”.

Tartas1995 ,

Well do you want to have Microsoft approving EVERY driver for windows? Rip 3rd party open source drivers for retro hardware

pHr34kY ,

What do you think WHQL is?

The problem with CrowdStrike’s solution is that they got csagent.sys driver signed by WHQL, and the driver will download p-code from the internet and execute it. This allows them to push out changes without waiting for Microsoft approval.

The biggest problem occurs when you don’t sanitize your inputs and someone accidentally uploads a blank file padded with zeroes. The driver dereferences a null value, and crashes your system. Hard.

Tartas1995 ,

I don’t want to argue with you and I admit that my phrasing wasn’t ideal but I assumed that it was obvious that i was talking about everything that would be executed on the machine. Apparently it wasn’t.

pHr34kY ,

Ahh. Approving every piece of software would make them… Apple.

You did say “driver”, and Microsoft typically approves every single driver on the majority of PCs.

Serinus ,

They were legally not allowed to as part of an agreement to not be s monopoly and allow competition.

wreckedcarzz ,
@wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world avatar

Windows: exists

Crowdstrike: stabs

You: why would Microsoft stab themselves?

fushuan ,

Windows: exists

Crowdstrike: exists

Windows: open belly, right here!

Crowdstrike: stabs

Crowdstrike released bad code into prod without giving it some hours of testing in local machines or whatever. Incredible fuckup, inimaginable. But, let’s not take blame out of Microsoft, if a driver is faulty the system should be resilient enough no to crap the bed on login. At least enough for IT to be able to remotely access the system and fix it. The manual work the IT world has had to do because it’s lost remote access to workstations is insane.

aptgetrekt ,

To be fair, kernel level access by third party software is kind of frowned upon in the Linux world. Ask any desktop Linux user how they feel about NVIDIA (the only third party kernel code an average Linux user will install) and their drivers randomly causing strange issues on their systems up to and including kernel panics compared to the experience on AMD where the driver is open and built into the kernel itself. For security software that needs low level visibility, there is eBPF, direct kernel level access isn’t needed (though I believe CrowdStrike uses it, and thay actually did CrowdStrike Debian and Rocky Linux systems some time back).

MacOS blocked the majority of kernel extensions a few years ago as well.

Windows is the only OS where it has been designed in a way where kernel level access is the rule rather than the exception. So design flaws are at least partially at fault here.

PrettyFlyForAFatGuy ,

I’m so glad i got rid of my nvidia card. Having to reinstall the divers and kernel-headers every time my kernel updated was getting old.

UndercoverUlrikHD ,

Heard from someone else (so take it with a grain of salt) that CrowdStrike and/or similar companies threatened Microsoft with an antitrust suit when Microsoft tried to force them to use an API instead of working directly with the kernel.

ElectricMoose ,

The opinion of Linux desktop users (or any users really) do not count in the enterprise world. Somehow, if management bought in on the Crowdstrike rootkit bandwagon, you’ll see it on corporate hardware. It doesn’t matter if it’s a bad plan; it doesn’t matter if it gives an American company a backdoor to all you infrastructure; if the CISO decides everyone gets it, everyone get it.

The only thing you can really do as a lowly employee is keep any such device away from any personal info or network as if it’s infected by malware (which I would argue is exactly what it is).

jaybone ,

Nelson Muntz: Stop striking yourself!

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

Same thing would happen on Linux if someone wrote a bad kernel module and integrated it into the OS. In fact, Crowdstrike did have a similar problem a few months ago on Linux.

I’m no fan of Microsoft, but this isn’t their fault.

SapphironZA ,

An OS should not have to require a 3rd party driver for security.

Microsoft should be writing that driver as an OS component. Drivers should be restricted for taking to hardware.

refurbishedrefurbisher ,

I thought only people who subscribed to CrowdStrike’s services had that driver installed.

SapphironZA ,

That is true. The issue is that because there are so many permission escalation issues in windows, that many anti malware products must run as kernel drivers.

witx ,

Can you explain why you think this is a Microsoft issue?

SuckMyWang ,

Doesn’t Microsoft allow crowdstrike to make updates? Being such a critical part of the OS it’s up to Microsoft to ensure their procedures are robust and being followed.

witx ,

How do you implement that? How is it feasible that Microsoft tests all the third party drivers?

Don’t get me wrong I believe Microsoft is partly to blame for this problem as well but for making it so hard for system admins to go around the system and solve things (as compared to Linux where you can do anything). I think sys admins would have solved this much faster if they were using Linux systems

I was just probing your argument because I guessed it was the typical nonsense of Microsoft bad, Linux good, without a good explanation

SuckMyWang ,

I think if it’s going on every windows computer windows should have a process in place to prevent what happened from happening. Windows are for profit, they have the money to do it right but they got greedy. A staggered rollout would have prevented most of it and is a very simple thing to require. Also if it’s going on every windows computer or most I wouldn’t consider that a third party anymore even if that’s how they keep liabilities at arms length

saigot , (edited )

I think if it’s going on every windows computer

It’s not, its just popular. Its not windows job to police what software you choose to run on it.

However Windows does actually have an optional certification program called WHQL for kernal level drivers. Getting this certification lets updates get posted via windows’ internal updater. It checks the driver calls apis correctly and doesn’t misbehave with interrupt handling among other tests. Crowdstrike driver did pass this, and in fact there was no bug with the driver, the bug was with the configuration file. The configuration file updates about once an hour (and it really needs to do that), and does so outside the windows update process, making windows powerless to control its rollout. whql certification takes a few days to run and configuration files aren’t really in scope.

SuckMyWang ,

Thanks for the info, i didn’t know that and understand it a bit better now.

RandomGuy79 , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

Sorry dummy. Go to jail

ealoe , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Maybe don’t be a little baby who breaks things in a fit of rage. Next time you feel like taking your anger out on physical object, simply don’t. Breaking something, feeling bad about it, and learning from the experience is an important part of growing up.

ThatWeirdGuy1001 ,
@ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world avatar

Yeah. Insults. That’s how angry people learn.

dependencyinjection ,

Some people are not taught, by their parents, how to handle anger or frustration. I don’t think we should be calling them out for this, as people don’t learn that way.

LordSinguloth , to lemmyshitpost in LOCK EM UP

I thought ACAB?

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

Who better to take down a bastard than another bastard?

CableMonster ,

So cops are good as long as they do what you want?

zbyte64 ,

If by “want” you mean “accountable” then yes, you get the idea.

CableMonster ,

That sounds like a fair thing to ask for.

fuckingkangaroos ,

If you listen to all the shills and their useful idiots trying to rile people up.

MewtwoLikesMemes ,
@MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world avatar

“Assigned Cop at Birth”

Tamkish ,

I literally read that the same way, took me a second

nothingcorporate ,

You thought right. ACAB.

nothingcorporate ,

Wow, Democrats nominate a prosecutor, and people’s thoughts on ACAB change all of a sudden and start down voting me on it. It’s like they forgot the first A means All.

To be clear she’s 4,000% less a bastard and than Donald Trump, that doesn’t mean ACAB stopped being true, I die on this hill.

chemicalprophet ,

Every single one

Dewe , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Object personification in autism: pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/30101594/

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

That section wrh similar articles towards te bottom is dangerous. I just went on a 30 minute dive reading abstracts of recent research studies of autistic people and only stopped because I have to get to bed soon. I’ll be back for more tomorrow.

Dewe ,

Understanding Differences in Neurotypical and Autism Spectrum Special Interests Through Internet Forums: …allenpress.com/…/Understanding-Differences-in-Ne…

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

Aw, come on! It’s 3am. I need to get to sleep within the next hour or I’m gonna miss a task on my to don’t list (stay up til 4am).

NaibofTabr , (edited )

Huh. Is modern Japanese culture autistic then?

cccc0 ,

Yes

synapse1278 ,
@synapse1278@lemmy.world avatar
AProfessional ,

The medical field is largely based on Western culture. Especially mental health diagnoses are pretty arbitrary.

NaibofTabr , (edited )

This is pretty much what I was wondering. How many of these classifications (such as autism) cross cultural/linguistic boundaries?

Obviously nitpicking one identifying characteristic (object personification) isn’t really valid to dismiss the diagnoses entirely. Perhaps it’s a valid diagnostic and Japanese culture is just more accepting of certain autistic personality traits, where American culture would suppress them. Identification of weird/unusual/possibly unhealthy behavior can be hard to separate from cultural norms.

AProfessional ,

I don’t have any specific examples off hand but HealthyGamer on YT is a psychiatrist with both a western medical degree and traditional training in India. He often compares the two, where they align, etc.

Zoidsberg , to greentext in Anon feels regret
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

I know this is screaming into the void on a 4chan community, but if you’re smashing electronics in fits of rage you should probably go to therapy.

qjkxbmwvz ,

…unless it’s an N64 controller, and you just got blueshell’d in Mario Kart/Oddjob’d in GoldenEye, in which case that’s perfectly normal behavior

Zoidsberg ,
@Zoidsberg@lemmy.ca avatar

Fair.

tiredofsametab ,

unless it's an N64 controller

is sufficient (I always hated that thing and still don't know how to hold it -- I didn't have an N64 and only played it a few times).

Shieldtoad ,
Krauerking ,

The answer is that you needed a different controller layout for different games so you would grab the handles that were needed essentially allowing for about 4 different options.

The problem was definitely when everyone started realizing if you had the buttons they wanted to program them to do something and you had to get weird with reaching between.

Nasan ,

Xbox controller is also fine, as long as you intend on ordering a new one only to get a bong in the mail

ieatpwns ,

If you’re still losing to blue shell in Mario kart after all this time please delete the game and stop wasting your time

Feathercrown ,

Oddjob’d in GoldenEye

The deep knowledge

Sorgan71 ,

Nah therapy is bad. Instead, start drinking and buy a gun. It makes life a lot more fun.

Infynis , to memes in Bacon tho
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And yet, when it’s people, there’s a problem. Such a double standard 🙄

abrinael ,

Hey, speak for yourself! Some of us take communion…

LEONHART , to cat in Middle East Expert

God, I miss the Report.

taiyang ,

That was my thought, too. Lol

DogWater ,

OG daily show right into the report was too good. So lucky we had that run.

dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It’s like saying “You’re more similar in color to sand than to mathematics.”

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

original2 ,

In most fossils all living matter is replaced by stone, including DNA.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: 🗿

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

bulwark , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

Steamymoomilk ,

goes to website on 47in TV

The price of development is insane

yonder ,

Plugs in HTC Vive and uses WLX-overlay to enlarge the website to 100m virtually.

Steamymoomilk ,
Thunderdonk4444 , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Wow, how is this the first time that I’m seeing this pic of trump having kaked his pants. Is it real? Why was this not viral?

unexposedhazard ,

Could also just be from falling on his ass while golfing but i wouldnt be surprised if its dookie.

Scribbd ,

Or his fake tan trikkled down his butt crack.

littletranspunk ,

I would expect a more even spread across the butt cheeks and not between them

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
Klear ,

Many people are saying it’s true tho.

SkyezOpen ,

Many people, tremendous people, the best people… Everyone’s seen it. He shits his pants all the time. You know what I call him? Little donny shit pants, that’s what I call him. Because he shits his pants so much.

Fapper_McFapper ,

It is true, it says so right in this thread.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It was somewhat viral.

Only the caddy knows for sure.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

But what if nobody but the caddy smelt it? Is it the caddy, then, that dealt it and shat Trump’s pants?

Because if so, what a legend.

Fapper_McFapper , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

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