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Infynis , to memes in Bacon tho
@Infynis@midwest.social avatar

And yet, when it’s people, there’s a problem. Such a double standard 🙄

abrinael ,

Hey, speak for yourself! Some of us take communion…

LEONHART , to cat in Middle East Expert

God, I miss the Report.

taiyang ,

That was my thought, too. Lol

DogWater ,

OG daily show right into the report was too good. So lucky we had that run.

dogsoahC , to lemmyshitpost in Did You Know?

Strictly speaking, that question is invalid, as a rock has no genetic material. It’s like saying “You’re more similar in color to sand than to mathematics.”

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

original2 ,

In most fossils all living matter is replaced by stone, including DNA.

Jilanico OP ,
@Jilanico@lemmy.world avatar

Fossils: 🗿

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

The Rock absolutely has genetic material 😤

bulwark , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out

Do you guys have any idea how expensive a website is with a Large Screen size?

Steamymoomilk ,

goes to website on 47in TV

The price of development is insane

yonder ,

Plugs in HTC Vive and uses WLX-overlay to enlarge the website to 100m virtually.

Steamymoomilk ,
Thunderdonk4444 , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Wow, how is this the first time that I’m seeing this pic of trump having kaked his pants. Is it real? Why was this not viral?

unexposedhazard ,

Could also just be from falling on his ass while golfing but i wouldnt be surprised if its dookie.

Scribbd ,

Or his fake tan trikkled down his butt crack.

littletranspunk ,

I would expect a more even spread across the butt cheeks and not between them

SexualPolytope ,
@SexualPolytope@lemmy.sdf.org avatar
Klear ,

Many people are saying it’s true tho.

SkyezOpen ,

Many people, tremendous people, the best people… Everyone’s seen it. He shits his pants all the time. You know what I call him? Little donny shit pants, that’s what I call him. Because he shits his pants so much.

Fapper_McFapper ,

It is true, it says so right in this thread.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

It was somewhat viral.

Only the caddy knows for sure.

spicytuna62 ,
@spicytuna62@lemmy.world avatar

But what if nobody but the caddy smelt it? Is it the caddy, then, that dealt it and shat Trump’s pants?

Because if so, what a legend.

Fapper_McFapper , to lemmyshitpost in Two Kinds Of Chocolate Available. You Decide

Trump is so old he shits his pants and doesn’t even realize it. Or, maybe he enjoys it, I dunno, all I know is that Trump is old as fuck.

Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

Fiivemacs , to funny in How could this be?!

The ai garbage at the bottom of the picture can fek right off

ThrowawayPermanente , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

Jinn ,

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s from an old commercial, pre-AI

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing

LuckingFurker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

It has not been a problem other than they did not like it

That means it was a problem, how can they not see that?

AmidFuror ,

They don't like it because the sovcit is outsmarting them.

toofpic ,

I came to court, but who “I” is? (guy tapping head meme)

user224 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
@user224@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Plot twist: The right side is actually just Linux furries having Vim vs Emacs and X11 vs Wayland debate/fight.

exu ,

And systemd vs other init systems, FOSS vs open source, GNU or not, Pipewire and PulseAudio, Windows…

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Pipewire and PulseAudio

What is pipewire? Shouldn’t this be alsa vs pulseaudio?

WeLoveCastingSpellz , (edited )

I have never heard of alsa. Pipewire is supposed to be the better pulseaudio is it not?

vaionko ,

Alsa is the very base of the Linux audio system. Pipewire and pulseaudio run on top of it. Back before pulseaudio it was directly used by software

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

ah got it

vaionko ,

Sir, it’s 2024, not 2006.

cheddar ,
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MigratingtoLemmy ,

People are fighting over Wayland vs X11? I thought X11 wasn’t dropped specifically for compatibility?

aviationeast , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to be a sovcit but also get disability.

I know someone like this…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Tell me about them.

aviationeast ,

They don’t talk about their disability but clearly have PTSD. They go on about being a sovern citizen and not having their kids have a birth certificate.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s so crazy. CPS should really get involved.

HowManyNimons ,

Nice, but what Bones really wanted was a link to their Facebook profile.

can , to lemmyshitpost in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices

lol

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

roflmfao

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I haven’t seen that combination of letters…

In a long time

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

afk brb

renzev , to memes in asdf

At first I though this was just a regular shitpost but then I saw the screen tear edit lol

On a more serious note, is there a way to actually fix screen tearing under x11? I’ve always thought a compositing manager like xcompmgr would do it, but for me it only makes it worse?

muffinmaster1024 ,

i can fix it using “force full composition pipeline”

trxxruraxvr , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

It’s because of the smell, isn’t it?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They feel… saturated… by it.

don ,

I can taste their stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.

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