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Maggoty , to lemmyshitpost in Before it's too late!

Man I should offer lessons on adulting. Lesson 1, nobody is doing it well, everyone is faking. Lesson 2, we’re all jealous that you’re still a child, milk that shit. Lesson 3, stop listening to old man complain, go have fun.

I think that’s worth a hundred dollars right?

Venator ,

I think that’s called a “life coach”.

Kaboom ,

Throw in stuff like how to pay taxes, change a flat tire, and what an APR is, and you have a good class going

Maggoty ,

Oh if we have to go over taxes then I’m going to have to charge another 100, maybe as an extra day kind of thing? A real life DLC?

Fiivemacs , to funny in How could this be?!

The ai garbage at the bottom of the picture can fek right off

ThrowawayPermanente , to greentext in Anon feels regret

Some of you feel sorry for the creamer, that is because you are crazy. Tacky items are easily replaced by better ones, from Ikea.

Jinn ,

This reads like a bad AI wrote it.

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s from an old commercial, pre-AI

MrJameGumb OP ,
@MrJameGumb@lemmy.world avatar

Jesus dude that reference is getting downright esoteric lol I don’t think I’ve ever seen a television ad for Ikea before lol

Here it is for anyone who was as confused as I was

ThrowawayPermanente ,

It’s the only Ikea ad I can ever remember seeing

LuckingFurker , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit is running out of options.

It has not been a problem other than they did not like it

That means it was a problem, how can they not see that?

AmidFuror ,

They don't like it because the sovcit is outsmarting them.

toofpic ,

I came to court, but who “I” is? (guy tapping head meme)

user224 , to linuxmemes in Tough choice
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Plot twist: The right side is actually just Linux furries having Vim vs Emacs and X11 vs Wayland debate/fight.

exu ,

And systemd vs other init systems, FOSS vs open source, GNU or not, Pipewire and PulseAudio, Windows…

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar

Pipewire and PulseAudio

What is pipewire? Shouldn’t this be alsa vs pulseaudio?

WeLoveCastingSpellz , (edited )

I have never heard of alsa. Pipewire is supposed to be the better pulseaudio is it not?

vaionko ,

Alsa is the very base of the Linux audio system. Pipewire and pulseaudio run on top of it. Back before pulseaudio it was directly used by software

WeLoveCastingSpellz ,

ah got it

vaionko ,

Sir, it’s 2024, not 2006.

cheddar ,
@cheddar@programming.dev avatar
MigratingtoLemmy ,

People are fighting over Wayland vs X11? I thought X11 wasn’t dropped specifically for compatibility?

aviationeast , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to be a sovcit but also get disability.

I know someone like this…

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

Tell me about them.

aviationeast ,

They don’t talk about their disability but clearly have PTSD. They go on about being a sovern citizen and not having their kids have a birth certificate.

BonesOfTheMoon OP ,

That’s so crazy. CPS should really get involved.

HowManyNimons ,

Nice, but what Bones really wanted was a link to their Facebook profile.

can , to lemmyshitpost in Difficult endeavours demand sacrifices

lol

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

roflmfao

Jimbo ,
@Jimbo@yiffit.net avatar

I haven’t seen that combination of letters…

In a long time

ObviouslyNotBanana OP ,
@ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world avatar

afk brb

renzev , to memes in asdf

At first I though this was just a regular shitpost but then I saw the screen tear edit lol

On a more serious note, is there a way to actually fix screen tearing under x11? I’ve always thought a compositing manager like xcompmgr would do it, but for me it only makes it worse?

muffinmaster1024 ,

i can fix it using “force full composition pipeline”

trxxruraxvr , to lemmyshitpost in Fishin' really clears the mind

It’s because of the smell, isn’t it?

WhiskyTangoFoxtrot ,

They feel… saturated… by it.

don ,

I can taste their stink and every time I do, I fear that I’ve somehow been infected by it.

masterofn001 , to memes in Silver lining
EarthShipTechIntern , (edited )

Dig the music list.

I generally add

eve ov destruction (Psychic TV)

WWIII (Kmfdm)

Fuck the people (the Kills)

End of all things (nomeansno)

To any end of days tunes


YouTube ad marketing is abhorrent.

Any good ad-blocking recommendations (aside from Libretube & NewPipe)?

masterofn001 ,

I use pipepipe on android for youtube. Sadly, exporting playlists is… complicated.

On desktop and mobile, plain ole Firefox with ublock are my go to.

Mbourgon ,

Godspeed You! Black Emperor: dead flag blues

I remember listening to this, six months into the pandemic, walking through the grocery store with most people masked up and staying away from others, and there were some people in there totally unmasked, looking at us. The fucking strangest feeling.

almar_quigley , to pics in I see you

Oh shit, Godwyn’s corpse is showin up in the real world now!

h3mlocke , to insanepeoplefacebook in Sovcit wants to get started.

That’s the neat part. You don’t.

robocall , to funny in How could this be?!
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

When I grow up, I’m never getting old!

sxan , to programmer_humor in Just a dad helping out
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

That’s either a professional level dad joke, or holy wow, does he not know how much you make?

That said, I’ll build anyone a website for £500, no matter how large. But that’s the base model. It’ll be a template taken from a catalog, and Hugo. My maintenance fees are only £250 per hour.

FuglyDuck ,
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I’ll build anyone a website. I’ll do it for 450.

No refunds, though. (don’t tell them this, but they won’t be very happy with the product.)

variants ,

It’s a pretty good racket. My friends boss saw us building ourselves a site one time when he let us use his shop on the weekend and he got intrigued.

So as payment for letting us use the machine shop we took over his business website from some expensive marketing company that charged a ton we got him down to a domain and a basic weebly plan. We took photos of the shop and just used their shop colors for the text and slapped on all the contact info he wanted.

Then his bookkeeper saw his site and wanted one so we did the same for her, then her son saw the site and wanted one for his friend who’s a plumber. Next thing you know we are turning down jobs because everyone and their mother wants a $500 website from us haha. It became a better business than what we borrowed the machine shop for to begin with

sxan ,
@sxan@midwest.social avatar

Very nice. I don’t think there’s anything better than being your own boss.

ZagamTheVile , to pics in I see you

…baby, shakin’ that ass, shakin’ that ass.

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