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ShitOnABrick , 29 days ago (edited 29 days ago) to lemmyshitpost in They got him now

You have quite literally eaten the onion lol

The onion and Babylon news are both satirical sites

MacNCheezus OP , 29 days ago

There’s a reason I posted this in the shitposting group.

ShitOnABrick , 29 days ago (edited 29 days ago)

My bad Ngl I’ve seen way funnier satirical articles. Still though all this chincainary is amazing

Hjalamanger , 29 days ago to lemmyshitpost in They got him now

The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian news satire website that publishes satirical articles on topics including religion, politics, current events, and public figures. It has been referred to as a Christian or conservative version of The Onion.

From Wikipedia - the free Encyclopedia

Just a clarification for anyone like me that thought you were postning fake news

Gurfaild , 29 days ago

The Babylon Bee is a conservative Christian fascist news satire website that publishes satirical articles on topics including religion, politics, current events, and public figures. It has been referred to as a Christian or conservative fascist version of The Onion.

Wikipedia should stop using weasel words.

ShitOnABrick , 29 days ago (edited 29 days ago)

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/56f37f03-45f1-4ed4-b102-b6b40567ff79.png

Aurenkin , 29 days ago to lemmyshitpost in They got him now

Aren’t they only like 3 years apart or something?

t_berium , 29 days ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

I think it’s beautiful.

kandoh , 29 days ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

Animorphs

Vej , 29 days ago

I’m no context sending this picture to people.

kandoh , 29 days ago

The history they wouldn’t teach you, unless your mom paid scholastic

Uncaged_Jay , 29 days ago

Even out of context, this shit goes hard

kandoh , 29 days ago

Layer styles > outer glow

👌

creditCrazy , 29 days ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

I think you traumatized even the local deer population

SatansMaggotyCumFart , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

I think they are cute.

db2 , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

Imagine someone made this a few hundred years ago. Why didn’t that happen?

fossphi , 29 days ago

I think a lot of the totally real spooky/haunting stories which people tell could be explained by shenanigans like these

thisbenzingring , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

Put some hidden solar panels and a battery connected to lights in its eyes for even more fun!

kamenlady , 29 days ago

If you go this far, then also make something move in random intervals. Like a slight head tilt.

Uncaged_Jay , 29 days ago

Okay Satan

FenrirIII , 28 days ago

Add small whistles or noisemakers powered by the wind for eerie sound effects

cmgvd3lw , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Man-made horrors

For anyone interested, there is a movie called Ritual (2017) and its about the same. Highly recommended.

supertinkers , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

You ending up in Chico or red bluff?

MacNCheezus OP , 1 month ago

Yes

Also, stolen meme.

GladiusB , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

I would avoid Redding if I could as well

AgentOrangesicle , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

Though Shasta is nice this time of year.

MacNCheezus OP , 1 month ago

Not gonna argue with that one. It sure is.

UnderpantsWeevil , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Thanks, Apple

User: “Please give me the three fastest routes, with each answer weighted by different criteria”

Computer: “Okay, here you go.”

User: “Two of these are slower than the third, you stupid piece of shit, I hate you.”

todd_bonzalez , 1 month ago

Every time Picard asks Data a question.

Fenrisulfir , 1 month ago to lemmyshitpost in Just like my man Homelander, some true TV heroes to look up to and emulate

Is the logo on that barn an IUD?