Reminds me of the South Park Fantastic Easter Special episode where the rabbit ends up being Pope since they knew that man could be corrupted, but bunnies were pure.
Except cats can be assholes, so might not be the best comparison.
I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.