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MHanak , to lemmyshitpost in They got him now
  1. I’d appriciate not being showered with news of american politics in every single corner of the internet
  2. Bro bit the onion
Dasus , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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Tit loans please.

Can I loan a pair of DD’s for a few weeks. I’d like to see how they suit me.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Spongebob narrator voice: moments laturr…

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/1ac13995-d65f-406f-9ad6-1a67da1bcb33.webp

Dasus ,
@Dasus@lemmy.world avatar

Those are like K or L cups lol.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

No, K cups look like this:

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/f5f5ff6c-a065-4487-886e-4e5832524079.jpeg

Viking_Hippie ,

Last time I send you bra shopping!

Siegfried ,

I wouldn’t ask for a banana for scale here

linkinkampf19 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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Hell looks awfully familiar… Something about happiness.

Viking_Hippie ,

Hell looks like a warm gun? 🤔

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Only if it’s the BFG9000.

ramius345 ,

myhouse.wad

linkinkampf19 ,
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Ding ding ding. What a mindfuck it was.

iamjackflack ,

Something something fight club, no wait that’s not right

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Something something Tyler Durden… Nah still not right. Plenty of mayhem tho.

iamjackflack ,

Maybe happiness is worth fighting for, who knows…

linkinkampf19 ,
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memory=entryrrrr////// triggered

TheFresh16 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

As a transfem enby fighting with insurance in the US South, I’ll give Tit Loans a whirl

cosmicrookie , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file
@cosmicrookie@lemmy.world avatar

Isn’t this a requirement that the sharer decides?

LodeMike OP ,

Is it?

TexasDrunk , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Several years ago my friend sent me a photo of a local Brake Check location down the street from his house at night with some of the letters burned out so that it said Bra Check. This post prompted me to ask him if he still had it so that I can make my first Lemmy post.

xorollo ,

And? How is your first post coming? It’s been five hours. Is your friend OK?

TexasDrunk ,

No word yet.

TexasDrunk ,

He no longer has it, or at least couldn’t find it. The search continues.

xorollo ,

Ahhhhhhhh, I’m still holding out hope

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

do you mean brake check? did the brake check sign break?

TexasDrunk ,

Yes. Fixed. Fingers moved faster than my brain.

Thanks for the heads up!

ampedwolfman , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I’m tryna penetrative. Slide smooth into them cheeks… so hell it is.

variants , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

I remember a shoe store called dsw shoes had an S burned out so it was just dsw hoes. which makes more sense because dsw stands for designer shoe warehouse so why add an extra shoes at the end to make it designer shoe warehouse shoes

toomanypancakes , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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Tit loans for sure, I could use a bit of a bust boost

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely
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I’m a guy, I’m already damned to tit loans. I only get to borrow tits for awhile.

match ,
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Try growing your own at home with this one weird supplement (estrogen)

FiniteBanjo , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

The spacing between tit and loans makes me think it is two separate features of this locale.

https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d7b022ab-0c8e-448e-b6bb-2e0bf9d606a4.png

mechoman444 ,

My mind cannot process this picture so I’m choosing to block it out.

FiniteBanjo ,

Image Transcript: Sexy lady lets you put one dollar bills on her while convincing you to sign off on a 4% 8 year auto loan (fine print says compounding quarterly).

Thcdenton ,

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d6d9e177-cbc3-4ffd-ae15-5568b075c0c6.gif

FiniteBanjo ,

Read the room, pal, some people are choosing Ass World.

Thcdenton ,

Oh I can read the room, and the room needed a bonk

FiniteBanjo ,

You didn’t bonk the room, though. You bonked me.

Thcdenton ,

bonk

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/51263fde-0e7a-4a8c-9833-72a15e8e911a.jpeg

generic_computers , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file

I hate when websites have “Apple” as their only third party login option. CloudFlare does this too.

Is it really that hard to add Google or others as well? Heck just use like Auth0 and you can add whatever logins you want without having to do much.

LodeMike OP ,

So don’t use it

StThicket , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Hell means luck in Norse.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

That might explain why there is a Hell in Michigan.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

and light/pale in German (and it’s ilk).

mechoman444 , to lemmyshitpost in Choose wisely

Is that the gas station from my house.wad?

linkinkampf19 ,
@linkinkampf19@lemmy.world avatar

Could be, gotta check if the Slurpee machine gives you 200 health.

milicent_bystandr , to assholedesign in Dropbox now requires login to download a shared file

Time for some new Nextcloud servers :-D

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