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Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Cursed, but I’d devour this.

qyron , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Burn this abomination.

random_character_a ,
@random_character_a@lemmy.world avatar

Consumption is a kind of burning.

AmosBurton_ThatGuy ,
@AmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.ca avatar

It’ll burn my asshole on the way out, does that count?

qyron ,

Burn it by fire.

AngryCommieKender , (edited )

Technically that happened before it was assembled. Though they were skilled enough to not actually burn it, and just trigger a Maillard reaction.

MeDuViNoX ,
@MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works avatar

Maillard*

AngryCommieKender ,

Thanks, we certainly aren’t going for roast duck all the time

Resol , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
@Resol@lemmy.world avatar

This is an “imparfait”

Fun fact: it’s also one of the past tenses in French.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Hah

Omgboom , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

I’ve had something similar except it was brisket and it was amazing

Socsa , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

This is not uncommon at barbecue joints

mycathas9lives , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Throw on some gravy and I’m in!

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA ,
@HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world avatar

excuse me my pulled pork is not dry

Kusimulkku , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Would

cinabongo , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Solid food should not be served on a cup

ArmokGoB ,

Mug brownies are amazing. I will die on this hill.

pseudo , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

That screams: Open you source code and accepted correction !

floofloof ,

It screams made-up internet story.

pseudo ,
@pseudo@jlai.lu avatar

It screams both!

Transporter_Room_3 ,
@Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website avatar

It’s an old joke.

hsdkfr734r , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

Let the patch be part of the code for one or two minor releases. Then revert the changes of the patch.

victorz ,

Why would they do that? Talk about generating mistrust.

henfredemars ,

It may not be malice. Incompetence.

jaybone ,

They are going to “accidentally” remove a fix?

henfredemars ,

By not understanding how version control works. I’ve worked at places that had a surprising number of developers who would just merge things in ways that drop code from other developers.

siipale ,

Can you give an example how that would happen?

henfredemars ,

It’s pretty straightforward. Merge conflicts? No such thing! Just make my version the next version.

dejected_warp_core ,

Also that’s likely a team that doesn’t use a branching workflow, has poor review on merges, and/or using Git like it’s SVN.

henfredemars ,

How optimistic. At my last workplace I got us to finally stop using zip files for version control. This was at a fortune 500 company.

The utility of software is so great that even terrible processes are still functional to some degree.

dejected_warp_core ,

A times B times C equals X. If X is more than the cost of a failure or security breach, we don’t fix the software.

Are there a lot of these kinds of problems?

You wouldn’t believe.

Which Fortune 500 company do you work for?

A major one.

henfredemars ,

I now work for a small business but in the interest of not getting bitten in the ass I don’t wish to give the name of my previous employer. It was a large defense contractor, but our values didn’t align so I moved on when I found another opportunity to put food on the table. I know that’s not a satisfying answer but I’m here for entertainment value and the opportunity cost might not be worth it. My main point was that even though they have the money they didn’t see the value in good software process.

All the time! We would leave bugs unfixed even if the fix was trivially easy because management felt productive listing it as a cost savings. Software maintenance was seen as a necessary evil.

dejected_warp_core ,

Software maintenance was seen as a necessary evil.

The most important lesson I learned about the economics of software is that sourcecode is always accounted as a liability and not an asset. Accountants will never let you code your way into more value. Everything else you see stems from that truth.

entropicdrift ,
@entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.org avatar

Force push to the master branch or release branch, for one

Sidhean ,

I dunno, but it’d be funny

mryessir ,

Rehire obv.

victorz ,

Good luck with that lol. Who would fall for that.

mryessir ,

Corporate rated this strategy viable

Dampyr ,

Calm down, Satan

jnk , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

Everything is open source for this guy after using this simple trick. Big techs HATE him!

DeathsEmbrace ,

Imagine getting a big enough resume to get jobs at any company just so you can do this one neat little trick.

Potatos_are_not_friends ,

NGL I apply to places where I use the software. But it’s not one thing, it’s a dozen things I would fix.

I actually never successfully got the job. Probably because during the interview, I come off like a rambling psychopath pointing out extremely specific things.

CaptDust ,

Part of my previous company’s hiring process included having the candidate use our software, then asking what they thought of the experience and what improvements they thought would have the most impact. It wasn’t entirely useful because devs weren’t in control of prioritizing changes, but it was always interesting to see which pain points stuck out to the candidate.

flambonkscious ,

This strikes me as a really good idea… If they come up with batshit insane things, or obviously can’t click straight, it’s a good indicator.

CaptDust ,

It does give some insight into how people think. Some people are bothered with UI events and placement, others wanted to reduce the bandwidth it required, we had one girl who approached it focused on the accessibility of the software, and unfortunately for us support was abysmal. You also need thick skin to invite random joe off the street to tell you how your software sucks.

InfiniteWisdom ,
@InfiniteWisdom@sh.itjust.works avatar

Honestly, anybody with a gender studies degree can get into software developer nowadays no sweat, nowadays the fortune 500 standards are so low that they’ll just hire anyone on the spot without even questioning it. Honestly only started to take note of this the second Biden got into office, the quality of software overall has gone down. Overall, back to open source, I never truly got the open source movement in general, never been my thing. Proprietary software is inheitly more secure which is why most enterprise systems still use windows xp.

Barbarian ,
@Barbarian@sh.itjust.works avatar

I kept reading waiting for the punch line, didn’t see one. I think I’ve fallen victim to Poe’s law. I legitimately can’t tell if this is satire.

Socsa ,

G8 B8 M8

Sorse ,
@Sorse@discuss.tchncs.de avatar

More like source available, since you can’t use the code in your stuff without the permission of the company 🤓

Buffman , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend
Haus , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend
@Haus@kbin.social avatar

ESR: "Every good work of software starts by scratching a developer's personal itch."

bitchkat ,

I thought that buffoon was out of my memory Everybody Loves Eric Raymond

PenisWenisGenius , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

inb4 they wait until his last day then roll back the changes because functional code/unauthorized changes are against company policy and actually they need that bug to slow down the user so they don’t click so fast the database crashes.

some_guy ,

Oh, you cynical (and probably right) monster. Cheers!

Anticorp , to programmer_humor in Absolute legend

That happened.

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