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WhiskyTangoFoxtrot , to lemmyshitpost in In case some of y'all are still looking for a job

Welcome to the Fantasy Zone. Get ready.

ATDA , to lemmyshitpost in 99% of Lemmy users

Introverts, UNITE! WAIT NO!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Unite, but separately, each on your own time.

andrew , to lemmyshitpost in My kind of advice
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Of course I avoid him. He’s me!

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

That could be good the cup kinda makes it weird but it doesn’t seem much different than a taco salad supreme

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

Perhaps, but I’m guessing it’s still gonna give you some mean shits

mynachmadarch ,

Uh, have you had a food allergy test? Nothing in there should cause problems. It's just a regular bbq plate, but layered. Staple of the South and most don't have problems like that.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Don’t think I have any allergies but I am sensing a distinct lack of fiber here. Might not wreck you immediately but it the long run, it will.

Alk ,

Most people can have a fiberless meal or two no problem before BMs become irregular.

Norgur ,
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Or — and hear me out here — you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

wesker ,
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you could put all those things on a plate and eat them like a person.

That’s very civilized of you to use a plate when you eat people.

Signtist ,

Honestly, I like the fact that I could hold and eat this while doing other things at a BBQ. It would also be useful if there’s not a lot of seating for everyone.

I am a sucker for turning normally-sweet treats into savory ones, though - I turned my cinnamon rolls recipe into a cheesy rolls recipe a few years ago, and I consider it one of the best ideas I’ve ever had, so maybe it’s just me.

Norgur ,
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But this isn't "making a treat savory", this is "put things you'd normally eat as a regular dish, put them into a plastic cup and pretend it's revolutionary".

Signtist ,

Looks like a savory parfait to me.

Norgur ,
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Is it frozen? No? Why should it be a parfait then? Just because something looks vaguely like something else, it's not that thing. Gravy can look like chocolate sauce, so can I call my meat "pork au chocolat" then?"

Signtist ,

Frozen? Every parfait I’ve had has just been yogurt with berries and jam in it. Also, yes, if you use chocolate sauce instead of gravy, you can absolutely call it pork au chocolat. It would probably be better if you switched out the pork for something like pancakes, but you do you; one of the best things about food is that you can do whatever you want with it.

AngryCommieKender ,

Plates aren’t very portable. That can fit in a cupholder.

BottleOfAlkahest ,

I’ve had one that used baked beans in place of the pork. It was delicious. From the examples I’ve seen the cup started from food trucks where it was more convenient to had out a cup than a plate. Now restaurants are picking up the cup thing cause it’s a “trend”.

wesker , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d eat that.

GeekyOnion , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Why is this a “shitpost,” this is amazing!!!

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Because you’re gonna have a hell of a shit after consuming that

owenfromcanada , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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Alright food topology experts: is a parfait a type of shepherd’s pie? A type of lazagna? A tiramisu, perhaps? I need answers.

Norgur ,
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none of the above. It's frozen.

mynachmadarch ,

A tiramisu is a sweet lasagna. You have alternating layers of carb and sauce and cheese mixture of some kind.

A shepherd's pie is it's own unique thing as there are no alternating layers and the cheese layers are not mandatory.

The French parfait (different from what you're probably thinking) is a flipped shepherd's pie.

The American parfait is lasagna, as it's usually alternating layers of carb, fruits (with their sauce, often very jammy), and not cheese but a dairy mixture still.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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According to Wikipedia, it’s frozen custard if you’re in France, but in America, it’s basically a layered dessert.

Which means this thing actually DOES follow most of the rules, it’s just failing at the dessert part. Unless you’re the type of person who considers pizza a vegetable, I guess.

cowfodder ,

I’d say, according to the cube rule of food, it’s probably a cake.

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CannedTuna , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork

Lol I’ve actually had this before. It’s pretty good

Gork , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

wait girls can fart?!

Scubus ,

No, it’s a shitpost

Hobbes_Dent ,

No, the atmosphere gets out of her way.

FoxyGrandpa ,

Lol I bet you think they poop too. Hey bud, gullible is written on the ceiling

pipows ,
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I heard in a cartoon that girls do poop but it smells like roses

GluWu ,

No, girls aren’t real

Zoidsberg ,
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Girls were invented by plumbers to sell more bathrooms

Aeri , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I’d actually fucking crush that tbh

DudeImMacGyver , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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I want to make fun of this, but I bet it would be tasty

RedditWanderer ,

Isn’t this just a burrito in a cup?

DudeImMacGyver ,
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Don’t usually see taters in a burrito though

ReginaPhalange ,

What’s taters, precious?

DudeImMacGyver ,
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Mash em

Boil em

Stick em in a stew

AngryCommieKender ,

California burritos. Carne Asada, beans, cheese, sour cream, guacamole, and french fries.

BleatingZombie ,

I’d be willing to try it though

bmsok , to lemmyshitpost in its ok

If you’ve never rolled over in laughter after someone rips The Big One, I will forever question your friendship.

Farts are tactfully hilarious bodily functions. Mad props, too, if you covertly crop dust an entire room.

HipsterTenZero , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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the only weird thing about this is calling it a parfait. Get that slop in my maw now please

Num10ck , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
MacNCheezus OP ,
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Pretty much sums up how I feel about this.

FartsWithAnAccent , to lemmyshitpost in Parfait au pork
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This is disgusting, where are the chives?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Where do you think you are, Whole Foods or something?

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