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bjoern_tantau , to memes in Pretty clear
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Not clear enough, where am I supposed to be looking?

ShortN0te ,

On a bad photoshopped Image

NOT_RICHARD OP ,
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Look at that thing you will never experience

bjoern_tantau ,
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I will suck as many dicks as I want to, thank you very much!

Aurenkin , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

There’s a solid foundation for this idea but I still don’t see it putting a roof over my head to be honest.

cmgvd3lw , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

If you ever slept outside, you know how good it can be. Fresh air, cold winds. Only and only if nothing goes wrong.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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*If and only if

M500 ,

There was this bamboo treehouse that my wife and I slept in on a vacation. It was really nice and relaxing. We plan to go back soon.

Annoyed_Crabby ,

Fresh air, cold winds, and hypothermia.

Annoyed_Crabby , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Sleeping outdoor without shelter > camping > glamping > glamping outdoor without shelter

Whew, we’ve come quite far.

morrowind , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH
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virgin “outdooor hotel” fan vs chad homelessness enjoyer

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Man, you gotta be a true chad in order to enjoy homelessness

Toes , to lemmyshitpost in Today on "Unsolved Mysteries"...

Tbf this is the universes way of punishing you for using your computer and console on wifi

Psythik ,

My rule is if the device doesn’t move much (or at all), it should have a wired connection.

Basically my phone and my watch are the only devices in the house on WiFi.

GBU_28 ,

Oh to have possible cable access

db2 , to memes in Capitalism really just reinvented sleeping outside SMH

Wild animals: It’s free real estate dinner.

Rustmilian , to memes in Pretty clear
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The shadow doesn’t match up

howsetheraven , to lemmyshitpost in So versatile and convenient

Why are there 2 guys sitting on one with another on their head? Is that the most common use?

mmazikinn ,

in the restaurant we call this break time, the one on your head helps absorb the smell of your cigarette smoke, while the one on the bottom soaks up the swamp ass

087008001234 , to memes in Pretty clear

Wow I guess this is what gets posted

0x4E4F , to lemmyshitpost in Sit still please
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Could you pull your top down while you’re at it?

tubaruco ,

no, please push my down top instead

0x4E4F ,
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Yeah, that works as well… am I pushing it right?

tubaruco ,

i think so, but it feels kind of weird. please stop

0x4E4F ,
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Oh come on, don’t be like that… you know you want to 😏.

tubaruco ,

STOP I DONT LIKE THIS

aaaaaaa

0x4E4F ,
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OK, OK… maybe later?

tubaruco ,

sure, lets do this in the future

0x4E4F ,
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Cool 👍.

tubaruco ,

hot ▫️⬛

🔸

0x4E4F ,
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Nah, not in the mood now.

tubaruco ,

me neither

0x4E4F ,
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MacNCheezus OP ,
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You’ll do

tygerprints , to lemmyshitpost in Spice up your breakfast

Yick. I agree that cheerios could use a lot more flavor, but MUSTARD? Yick. I can't wait until garlic flavored comes out.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Gotta keep those vampires at bay…

EDIT: here, I made this for you: https://lemmy.today/pictrs/image/d9761660-b254-45f0-ad10-158da4e9cc91.jpeg

tygerprints ,

When I clicked on it it came up as an error message - "error unknown message" etc etc. :( Im sure it was very cool.

If I ate garlic cheerios for breakfast, I'd keep everyone at bay.

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Weird, it’s just an embedded image, there shouldn’t be any clicking required. And judging by the number of upvotes, other people had no problem seeing it.

tygerprints ,

Well it's probably something to do with this @#$@# computer I'm using. It's old as hell and it can't even open a JPEG let alone a movie file. I can't even get the most basic programs to run on this thing.

So I'm sure the problem is on this end of things.

gedaliyah , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state
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I’ll stick to the rivers and lakes that I’m used to.

SeeJayEmm ,
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Have it your way.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Fine. Don’t go chasing waterfalls.

MossyFeathers , to mildlyinteresting in Number of natural waterfalls in each state

Hey west coast, quit hogging all the waterfalls! Especially California, y’all don’t have water, why are you wasting it on falls?

MacNCheezus OP ,
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Hahaha! California actually has lot of pretty tall mountains that get regular annual snowfall so I’m assuming that’s responsible for quite a few of them. Also, contrary to popular belief it DOES rain there occasionally (most during January and February), but when it does, it’s often heavy enough to cause flash flooding, especially in the desert. I’m wiling to bet most of the waterfalls there are probably seasonal.

Ghostalmedia ,
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Yeah, Northern CA’s climate is closer to Oregon’s and SoCal is more like Mexico. Or at least it’s supposed to be. Last year it dumped pretty hard from Dec to March in the Bay Area.

ggweather.com/sf/monthly.html

Gregorech ,

Why you bugging California, when Washington state is obviously hoarding them?

Dudewitbow ,

the water crisis is largely in chunk, due to the agriculture taking up like 95% of it, as california by far is the largest state in the U.S in terms of crop export and it happens to also be the one producing the most water intensive ones (alfalfa(used as food for cows internationally), several nuts and avocados)

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Better stock up on this before SHTF
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Hydrohomies would be mad

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