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Marleyinoc , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Maybe it’s the meaning. Just looked it up: Mildred means “gentle strength.” I’m warming up to it.

isthingoneventhis ,

And Milly is a p sweet nickname

HonoraryMancunian , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is the worst… witch

Rolando , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred sounds like a lot of fun.

  • is the chief wit at her monthly book club, where everyone is a published author
  • serves tea with strange flavors that you’ll never taste again (and leave you feeling a little… dizzy)
  • can tell you your future just by talking with you for 5 minutes - with 90% accuracy
  • understands that the 1980 BBC miniseries of Pride & Prejudice is the best Austen adaptation ever
  • knows more about gardening than most horticulturists
  • when she insults you, you don’t realize it until weeks later.
SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I have 80,000 submissions for you

https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/1d4de6f3-a318-4dbc-8ef0-46c8ff2b3782.jpeg

LodeMike OP ,

Hm

clearedtoland ,

That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.

Agent641 ,

Udder titstorm

SkunkWorkz ,

This is that admin Neelix:

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2FXrZjUVcI0cqcg%2Fgiphy.gif

whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.

Hadriscus ,

“a trip down mammary lane” 😂😂😂 good lord

boatsnhos931 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Definitely not going to pass, automatic red flag

FlyingSquid , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t have a crazy or funny outline for you, but when it comes to humor and Wikipedia, almost every single act of pettiness on this very long page is pretty damn funny.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Lamest_edit_wars

The best one actually has its own separate article dedicated to its pettiness:

Star Trek (I/i)nto Darkness

Main article: Wikipedia Star Trek Into Darkness debate

Is it “Into” or “into”? A simple capitalized letter led to, as xkcd neatly summed up, “Forty thousand words of debate”, before suggesting the “compromise” solution of “* StAr TrEk InTo DaRkNeSs *”. Here’s what the horrifying talk page looked like when the xkcd comic was published. A summary of the results was necessary to keep things sane. And that’s over three months before the film’s opening. Starfleet representatives have neglected to comment.

Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/fd9399ed-1a74-447e-ac04-2708b4c1f7a7.jpeg

TheKMAP ,

M&Ms

United States

Military History the United States during World War II

Adolf Hitler

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I got Spartathlon from random:

Royal Air Force

Hitler

ChilledPeppers ,

I got wire swiss: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_Swiss

Germany

Hitler.

perviouslyiner , (edited )

A shorter path would be M&M’s (colour changes) -> Brown (uniform colour) -> Adolf Hitler

TheKMAP ,

This guy Hitlers

MadBob ,

Hitler? Hardly know her!

Skua , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly

authorinthedark ,

is that the bird http one?

Skua ,

IP over avian carriers, yes

callouscomic , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Yes. The way to support your friend is to fuck them. Fucking Mildred is the answer.

MagnyusG , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

now if it was Mildread…

JoMiran , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
@JoMiran@lemmy.ml avatar

I am and will always be an ally. Mildred though. 😬

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

*on pollos

HKPiax , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@HKPiax@lemmy.world avatar

And a funny hard hat

popekingjoe , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@popekingjoe@lemmy.world avatar

Man… This… This is a proper shitpost.

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