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atro_city , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

Might as well just vote for Literally Anybody Else

OttoVonNoob , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024

I missed out on Rotissary chicken most of my life. I always viewed it as processed unhealthy McDonald’s style crap. My wife loved them , so I finnally lookes at the ingredients label and nutritional label. In Canada atleast, Walmart and Safeways Chickens are as if you roasted the chicken yourself. All natural spices and no random preserve chemicals.

Okokimup , to lemmyshitpost in Rotisserie Chimken 2024
@Okokimup@lemmy.world avatar

If the cat has the self-control to not touch the chicken, we can trust it with the nuclear codes.

Sadrockman ,
@Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works avatar

But he will still knock everything off the presidential desk,tho.

Skua , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I like this one, but to be fair the article it is summarising was never not going to be a little silly

authorinthedark ,

is that the bird http one?

Skua ,

IP over avian carriers, yes

TheKMAP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
Thcdenton , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
TheKMAP ,

M&Ms

United States

Military History the United States during World War II

Adolf Hitler

BackOnMyBS ,
@BackOnMyBS@lemmy.autism.place avatar

I got Spartathlon from random:

Royal Air Force

Hitler

ChilledPeppers ,

I got wire swiss: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wire_Swiss

Germany

Hitler.

perviouslyiner , (edited )

A shorter path would be M&M’s (colour changes) -> Brown (uniform colour) -> Adolf Hitler

TheKMAP ,

This guy Hitlers

MadBob ,

Hitler? Hardly know her!

slaacaa , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/507e22b7-5ab9-4b68-af02-c26ebbb75aae.jpeg

(not the craziest, but could only find this one)

brbposting , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?
LodeMike OP ,

Hm

clearedtoland ,

That was an unexpectedly titillating and insightful read.

Agent641 ,

Udder titstorm

SkunkWorkz ,
whoisearth ,
@whoisearth@lemmy.ca avatar

I really swing between VOY being peak Trek or the worst.

Hadriscus ,

“a trip down mammary lane” 😂😂😂 good lord

LodeMike OP , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

I am actually kind of bummed that nobody’s answering the question :(

proctonaut ,

It’s not really something I look for or pay attention to when I see it. It’s something fun to keep an eye out for from now on though.

LodeMike OP ,

Happy Cake Day!

Still bummed.

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar
LodeMike OP ,

Lol. Cuba?

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pig_War_(1859)

Not to be confused with Pig War (2026)

Blackmist ,

The Nic Cage sequel we need.

lugal ,

Read the rules! No spoilers in this community! Most of us are living in 2023 or 2024 and don’t want to know what happens later yet

tourist ,
@tourist@lemmy.world avatar

I smoke a mixture of delirant herbs and dry industrial detergents to gain these insights. I’m no stanky time traveller.

intensely_human ,

Deleriant visions are considered equivalent to time travel under the SPARS Act of 2027. Under the Ex Post Facto Act of 2035 that gives me the authority to arrest you right now.

OsrsNeedsF2P ,

I love Wikipedia

Hupf ,

What did you just call me‽

SwordInStone ,

I’m bummed almost no-one (including you) is posting links

can , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

Why is it number 1 though

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Because unfuckablizing the god damn green M&M is the most heinous of their crimes.

LodeMike OP ,

Reverse chronological order?

i_stole_ur_taco ,

It’s in order of how impactful it is on the whole as a whole, I imagine.

SatansMaggotyCumFart , to lemmyshitpost in What's the craziest or funniest Wikipedia outline you've seen?

It’s not funny that they’ve made the M&M’s basically unfuckable now, I haven’t been fully erect for a year now.

LodeMike OP , (edited )

Says the guy with “Cum” in their name.

And I did say craziest in the title.

ASeriesOfPoorChoices ,

ask him what his stance on OSHA is (he’s against it), and it terrifies me for what his sexual practices must be.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Why would they ask if you’ve already answered?

Spoiler alert, my dude.

Plum ,
@Plum@lemmy.world avatar

Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.

nothing ,

…Or guilty enough

wunami ,
@wunami@lemmy.world avatar

Guess we found Tucker Carlson’s lemmy account.

dumbass ,
@dumbass@leminal.space avatar

What do you mean? That yellow M&M as totally fuckable!

Exusia ,
@Exusia@lemmy.world avatar

And after they took away the basketball bunnies fat tits! Man just can’t win in this world!

x4740N ,

You still terrified of OSHA and guard rails

FlyingSquid ,
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world avatar

Those weren’t M&Ms you were eating, silly. They don’t even make blue M&Ms.

SatansMaggotyCumFart ,

Have you ever seen an M&M’s blue waffle?

kmartburrito , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Lol @ Cheeto Jesus cock gargler

moosetwin ,
@moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com avatar
dingus , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Oh my fucking God I was so startled and amused that I made dying horse noises. Well done, OP.

Zozano , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

It’s interesting to me to think about the optics of posting memes like this.

On one hand, it’s funny, and 99% of the Lemmy community would vote for him over Trump.

On the other, if it was posted anywhere else I would be worried about the implication of scoring an own-goal.

I’m scared the election will be a close call, I really don’t know how good of an idea it is to clown on Biden (even though, as aforementioned, it’s funny, and shouldn’t convince anyone to vote for Trump).

dingus ,

I do know what you mean. Idk, I feel like when in a small enough community as it is being on Lemmy. Only so many people will see this anyway. We’re already a fringe group.

Tbh I wish Biden didn’t have to be an option to begin with. But I’ll still vote for him over Trump. Hell, I’d vote for a bag of rocks over Trump. At least the bag of rocks can’t possibly be gunning to become a horrifying dictator.

makyo ,

Honestly, if it’s a close call Trump/SCOTUS and all their cronies will steal it anyway

HowManyNimons ,

Don’t worry. It’s not going to be a close call.

makyo ,

You think Trump will walk away with it?

HowManyNimons ,

Easy peasy, unless they replace Biden this week.

LaserTurboShark69 ,

It’s a real bummer when the sad state of reality undanks the meme

fuckingkangaroos ,

Yeah it’s propaganda, intended to get people to stay home instead of voting against Trump. There’s tons of propaganda on Lemmy, unfortunately.

veniasilente ,
@veniasilente@lemm.ee avatar

Don’t worry it won’t be a close call. Trump has this one in the pocket unless we change the democratic figurehead for someone who actually has some meat and spine.

roguetrick ,

Right now the election might be a close call for Trump, not the other way around. Trump doesn’t need the popular vote to win, but if this trend continues he might get it and blow Biden outta the water.

XOXOX , to lemmyshitpost in “Don’t worry honey, I got this”

Yeah dummies, those faces Biden was making weren’t him forgetting, they were incredulous expressions in response to the lies Trump was putting out during the debate.

Zozano ,
@Zozano@lemy.lol avatar

Some were, some weren’t. He did have some senior moments, like claiming he wanted to beat medicare.

dingus ,

I did notice he had many moments of straight up disbelief on his face at the thought that he is seriously supposed to be debating these man. I felt for him when he made those faces in those moments.

But this isn’t one of those. Most of the time it just looked like he was absolutely terrified and distracted by something we couldn’t see off screen that wasn’t Trump.

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