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Siegfried , to linuxmemes in Found this old book about Linux in my grandma's bookshelf, it's pretty cool.

Mom: RTFM

TFM:

Delphia , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I used to like the Chrysler 300, then I saw the kind of people who buy them.

Edit: Not a racial thing. Im Australia they became popular with people who really arent tough but want people to think they are… white guys who think because they smoke weed that they are essentially Pablo Escobar. Guys who have a motorbike licence and a 500cc commuter bike but 9 Sons of Anarchy hoodies. Guys who have a “Only god can judge me” tattoo but also some minor convictions from a local court magistrate who it turns out can judge them.

PP_BOY_ ,
@PP_BOY_@lemmy.world avatar

I don’t think you intended this to be as racist as it sounds but holy shit this sounds so fucking racist.

nomous ,

I had a (white) friend who had a pretty nice one, rims and tinted windows, heated seats, it was a nice car for a Chrysler. He said he got stopped constantly for made up reasons but they would inevitably let him go when they realized it was a 30yr old nerd and not normally “kind of people who buy them.”

He ended up selling the car and getting a mustang.

SOMETHINGSWRONG ,

I gotta disagree fam, white boys and black boys alike adore this car for some weird reason and they are always the trashiest people you’ll ever meet. They don’t have to be poor to be trashy either.

DannyMac ,

Juggalos and juggalettes?

Noite_Etion , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
@Noite_Etion@lemmy.world avatar

This just screams to cops, pull me over!

We had reason to believe you are on meth, so we are going to perform a search of your vehicle and perform like 8 drug tests on you.

MacNCheezus OP ,
@MacNCheezus@lemmy.today avatar

A good way to waste their time if you can manage to stay clean

GBU_28 ,

If you.put.this shit on your car, chances are you don’t manage.

niktemadur ,

Also a waste of your own time. Double edged sword. Unless you like sitting and waiting under flickering fluorescent lighting for your cavity search.

prettybunnys ,

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TankovayaDiviziya , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Maybe because I grew up multicultural, so I rarely find any strange names, well, strange.

captain_aggravated , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
@captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works avatar

Are geriatric names coming back? Are we going to have a generation of Gladyses and Eustices?

cm0002 ,

Eustices

That’s it, I’m gettin me mallet!

PhlubbaDubba ,

Is it bad that my first thought was Eustice Kidd from One Piece?

Keep that boy away from magnets and we should all be fine!

AFC1886VCC ,

Stupid dog!!!

Praxis ,

Ah, a fan of the Ace Attorney Investigations fan translations, I see /j

PhlubbaDubba ,

I mean I want to name my first son Abe, but that’s because it was my grandfather’s americanized name (Ibrahim)

I think some geriatric sounding names are still respectable sounding enough to stand as good names for kids today. Dot and Conny I think would be good ones for girls and those are nicknames for Dorothy and Constance.

ThatOrangeBird ,

Looks like it. Names like Eleanor, Hazel, Lillian, Ellie and even Millie are in the top 100 baby names this year, and a couple of them are in the top 20 in the U.S.

Excrubulent ,
@Excrubulent@slrpnk.net avatar

It’s called the 100-year rule.

All the common names we grew up with were retro to our parents, and names we think are just so boomer are probably going to be our grandkids’ names.

DMBFFF ,
@DMBFFF@lemmy.world avatar

Bernice

vimeo.com/207020938

4:05

mal3oon ,

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Pheral , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Mildred is a metal as fuck name.

Godric , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

Sorry, you said “worse” whem you meant “better”. Obvious bot account!

bi_tux , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
@bi_tux@lemmy.world avatar

better than all the reddit Lunas desu

bruhduh , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets
@bruhduh@lemmy.world avatar

wordington driver

Diplomjodler3 , to lemmyshitpost in The longer you look, the worse it gets

I believe exactly one of those statements.

robocall , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
@robocall@lemmy.world avatar

I knew an old lady that has since died, her first name was Mildred. She went by her middle name because even when she was a kid, Mildred was perceived as an unattractive name.

Hackworth ,

Mildreds out here, tryin ta take ‘Mildred’ back, and y’all throwin shade like people ain’t have to live with dumbass fuckin names like Mildred. Leave Mildreds alone! They’ve got enough to deal with. Wait, they chose Mildred, like as an adult? In the present? Pfft.

5714 , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred
Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

Nobody’s saying that it’s a made-up name. Just that it’s really stupid. It’s the name of a housewife during the Great depression

5714 ,

I don’t see what’s wrong with the name. What’s bad about housewifes¹ during the Great Depression? Those people have had their lives we could respect like we do Billies or Gretas today too.

¹Apart from gendered division of unpaid labour and care

Iheartcheese ,
@Iheartcheese@lemmy.world avatar

It was just a way of saying its an old persons name.

sorter_plainview ,

Since I am not from the western hemisphere, I find it difficult to understand what is wrong with the name. Is it just that it sounds bad? Or any other reason?

InquisitiveApathy ,

This excerpt from the linked Wikipedia article for the name abstractly summarizes it nicely.

It reached the rank of the sixth most popular name for girls in the United States in 1912 and maintained that popularity through 1920, but then its popularity dropped quickly afterward.[2]

The name Mildred was very common about a hundred years ago, but never really at any other point since. If you see the name Mildred without seeing the person in question your first thoughts will be that they are extremely old. That’s really about it.

bradbeattie ,
thesporkeffect ,

It has several negative sound associations to me: mildew, dread, mild. It sounds stale and bland.

Holzkohlen ,

We live in depressing times

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

All names are valid…

Iapar ,

giuseppe stromboli for example.

brbposting ,

X Æ A-12

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Valid!

The ability to change it later is also valid!

brbposting ,

Might be a few name entry fields that disagree but yes, in the US, entirely valid.

Meanwhile in Iceland:

You can be Aagot, Arney or Ásfríður; Baldey, Bebba or Brá. Dögg, Dimmblá, Etna and Eybjört are fine; likewise Frigg, Glódís, Hörn and Ingunn. Jórlaug works OK, as do Obba, Sigurfljóð, Úranía and – should you choose – Vagna.

But you cannot, as a girl in Iceland, be called Harriet.

“The whole situation,” said Tristan Cardew, with very British understatement, “is really rather silly.”

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Banning blatant slurs or directly offensive names is understandable, but unless Harriet means something really offensive there then it is just silly to have that restriction.

The article points out that it is mostly to conform with language structure, but that is still a bit heavy handed.

fossphi ,

Robert’); DROP TABLE Students;

snooggums ,
@snooggums@midwest.social avatar

Valid if you aren’t running dynamic sequel without sanitizing your inputs!

grue ,

kalzumeus.com/…/falsehoods-programmers-believe-ab…

Falsehoods Programmers Believe About Names
Patrick McKenzie
2010-06-17

John Graham-Cumming wrote an article today complaining about how a computer system he was working with described his last name as having invalid characters. It of course does not, because anything someone tells you is their name is — by definition — an appropriate identifier for them. John was understandably vexed about this situation, and he has every right to be, because names are central to our identities, virtually by definition.

I have lived in Japan for several years, programming in a professional capacity, and I have broken many systems by the simple expedient of being introduced into them. (Most people call me Patrick McKenzie, but I’ll acknowledge as correct any of six different “full” names, any many systems I deal with will accept precisely none of them.) Similarly, I’ve worked with Big Freaking Enterprises which, by dint of doing business globally, have theoretically designed their systems to allow all names to work in them. I have never seen a computer system which handles names properly and doubt one exists, anywhere.

So, as a public service, I’m going to list assumptions your systems probably make about names. All of these assumptions are wrong. Try to make less of them next time you write a system which touches names.

  1. People have exactly one canonical full name.
  2. People have exactly one full name which they go by.
  3. People have, at this point in time, exactly one canonical full name.
  4. People have, at this point in time, one full name which they go by.
  5. People have exactly N names, for any value of N.
  6. People’s names fit within a certain defined amount of space.
  7. People’s names do not change.
  8. People’s names change, but only at a certain enumerated set of events.
  9. People’s names are written in ASCII.
  10. People’s names are written in any single character set.
  11. People’s names are all mapped in Unicode code points.
  12. People’s names are case sensitive.
  13. People’s names are case insensitive.
  14. People’s names sometimes have prefixes or suffixes, but you can safely ignore those.
  15. People’s names do not contain numbers.
  16. People’s names are not written in ALL CAPS.
  17. People’s names are not written in all lower case letters.
  18. People’s names have an order to them. Picking any ordering scheme will automatically result in consistent ordering among all systems, as long as both use the same ordering scheme for the same name.
  19. People’s first names and last names are, by necessity, different.
  20. People have last names, family names, or anything else which is shared by folks recognized as their relatives.
  21. People’s names are globally unique.
  22. People’s names are almost globally unique.
  23. Alright alright but surely people’s names are diverse enough such that no million people share the same name.
  24. My system will never have to deal with names from China.
  25. Or Japan.
  26. Or Korea.
  27. Or Ireland, the United Kingdom, the United States, Spain, Mexico, Brazil, Peru, Russia, Sweden, Botswana, South Africa, Trinidad, Haiti, France, or the Klingon Empire, all of which have “weird” naming schemes in common use.
  28. That Klingon Empire thing was a joke, right?
  29. Confound your cultural relativism! People in my society, at least, agree on one commonly accepted standard for names.
  30. There exists an algorithm which transforms names and can be reversed losslessly. (Yes, yes, you can do it if your algorithm returns the input. You get a gold star.)
  31. I can safely assume that this dictionary of bad words contains no people’s names in it.
  32. People’s names are assigned at birth.
  33. OK, maybe not at birth, but at least pretty close to birth.
  34. Alright, alright, within a year or so of birth.
  35. Five years?
  36. You’re kidding me, right?
  37. Two different systems containing data about the same person will use the same name for that person.
  38. Two different data entry operators, given a person’s name, will by necessity enter bitwise equivalent strings on any single system, if the system is well-designed.
  39. People whose names break my system are weird outliers. They should have had solid, acceptable names, like 田中太郎.
  40. People have names.

This list is by no means exhaustive. If you need examples of real names which disprove any of the above commonly held misconceptions, I will happily introduce you to several. Feel free to add other misconceptions in the comments, and refer people to this post the next time they suggest a genius idea like a database table with a first_name and last_name column.

DaPorkchop_ ,

What would be an example of #8? Are there names which gradually morph from one name into another over time? In what way could a name change such that the change doesn’t occur at a specific point in time?

grue ,

That one isn’t saying that names change gradually. It’s saying that names can change at any time and for any reason, not just e.g. when a woman gets married or something.

DaPorkchop_ ,

Ah, that makes a lot more sense.

yemmly , (edited ) to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

I wanna be supportive but, fucking Mildred?

Engaging in sexual intercourse with Mildred is perfectly fine as long as there is mutual consent. However, it is not required. Kind words are usually sufficient.

samus12345 ,
@samus12345@lemmy.world avatar

In addition, anal intercourse is not appreciated by everyone.

Tyr_Raidho_Othala ,
@Tyr_Raidho_Othala@reddthat.com avatar
tanisnikana ,

If history is okay with our degenerate friend Fry here being his own grandpa, who are we to judge?

Bumblefumble ,

However, it is not required

The sex, not the consent, I hope.

yemmly ,

You hope correctly.

AFC1886VCC ,

I don’t think I could have sex with a woman named Mildred. Just imagine hitting it from behind, and then you remember her name is Mildred. You’d go soft like a wet noodle within seconds.

I_Fart_Glitter ,
LodeMike OP , to lemmyshitpost in Why did he do this though

Yeah I feel like they’re 10 or 11

baatliwala ,

Can confirm my 11 year old cousin sends messages like that

b000rg , to lemmyshitpost in Mildred

Thought Slime goes by Mildred…

But they’re kind of self-aware, so I think it’s supposed to make them more off-putting.

ameancow ,

I used to watch Thought Slime a lot, even donated to them a few times… then started watching videos from the people they’ve “called out” on stream, followed a rabbit-hole of people who were hurt and never apologized to and realized they’re just another youtube dramafarmer clicks-at-all-costs, no discrimination, storyline-crafting liar. Like everyone.

Free yourselves humanity, stop watching streamers.

edit: I know the parasocialism online runs really deep and just saying this is going to get some people losing their shit to defend their fav streamer, I literally don’t care, you have to be aware that every streamer has an army of knights to defend them, and I don’t like engaging that way and am not going to spend my time arguing. I’m not out to change your mind, just explain why I changed mine.

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